HBN: CNN Saves Kids From The World's Greatest Daycare

Way to skip the #2 and have two #3s, Gladstone.

08/29/2009 07:51:00 AM

boombalonga

I only saw the one number.

07/25/2009 12:07:00 PM

i dont see what the big deal is it was probably an old lady taking care of the kids while her dumbass son was sellin shit and makin some extra cash its not like the kids were doin drugs and that shot of the marijuana looked like a bag of seeds to me...

07/07/2009 07:37:00 PM

purple9haze6

I see you've read my GladstonexGladstone fanfiction.

07/04/2009 09:05:00 PM

HoneyQ

I know alot of people that sell/buy moonshine..good stuff is about $50 to $75 per mason jar

06/23/2009 09:09:00 PM

codymcgee

nice lol

06/22/2009 06:51:00 PM

Hardman

Six misdemeanors, INCLUDING a felony? Don't you mean AND a felony? Or did they change the laws in North Carolina so that you can be charged with both a misdemeanor and a felony at the same fucking time?

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06/21/2009 03:16:00 AM

girly

OMG I live in NC. I am scared and disturbed. p.s. I had no idea anyone made/bought moonshine anymore. Why would they? prohibition ended years ago. they...DO know that, don't they?

06/19/2009 08:05:00 AM

yesbutnotyou

The BBC has started doing this nonsense recently. The incessant puns and bad low-budget graphic effects are disgracefully tabloidish (which they display with pride, "Our graphic artists have created something to show us what flu particles look like", despite its marked similarities to what their 'graphic artists' feel represents diesel particles, dust particles and anything else particular).

06/19/2009 06:58:00 AM

BGH122

You know, I was about to come down here and post about you not being funny, but I gotta hand it to you, I at least chuckled during that last kicker. Also, you're a fucking dumbass, go to Kentucky and start making fun of the "non existent" moonshine business. To RedMeansDead: I believe because they are 1. Evading Alcohol Taxes 2. You need a license to make Alcoholic beverages 3. You make moonshine wrong, it will fucking kill you

06/16/2009 07:31:00 PM

Jodah

Gladstone, That was a funny comment you made about "1930s cartoon hobos", but I am from North Carolina, and I can tell you that running a 'shine still is indeed a lucrative business here in the tobacco belt. You might have to travel outside the city limits to find it, but it's a more readily-available commodity than you might think. I'm not sure why it's illegal though. If it's legal to buy liquor, why is it illegal to make it?

06/16/2009 12:14:00 PM

redmeansdead

Hilarious man. i mean, wow, day care, moonshine, firearms and pot. what more could you want? its one stop shopping for a bit of piece and quiet for a parrent. if none of those "what will i do without the kids around" items entices you, we are happy to annouce a pirate movie, pornography, and video game section to our selections in the near future.

06/16/2009 12:09:00 AM

owlsayssouth

As per usual great segment. However I for one am shocked that you did not pick up on the last comment made by the reporter. "they were charged with six Misdemeanors INCLUDING a Felony. I cannot elaborate on why that is wrong as it would make me stupider.

06/14/2009 11:40:00 PM

shmekle

Er...dukieduke...when did the value of pi become "between 2 and 3"? Last I heard it was between 3 and 4. Did they change it? Did Mister Johnson's machine work? That was a Terry Pratchett joke, people. Going Postal. Bloody Stupid Johnson and the New Pi. Try to keep up, please.

06/14/2009 10:25:00 PM

BalladFen

DP is right. Jenkem-huffing.

06/14/2009 08:14:00 PM

G-Stone

Bukra, it's not jango or janko. It's jenkem. It's a drug that kids are supposedly using, where they pee or shit into a two liter coke bottle, put a balloon over the top, and let it ferment. The balloon is supposed to catch the gas that builds up, then they inhale it. Kids are fucking crazy.

06/14/2009 05:55:00 PM

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06/14/2009 01:22:00 PM

LovelyCracked

"Listen, I don't know what kind of janko-puffing third world nightmare you live in, but I've never heard of anyone outside of a 1930's cartoon hobo drinking or selling 'moonshine'." Seriously, I could not stop laughing at that (the Norman Rockwell hobo was a nice touch, btw). And, as an aside, is that janko-puffing or jango-puffing? I get the meaning but have no idea what Gladstone said there.

06/14/2009 06:26:00 AM

bukra

Good one, Gladstone. And sick effects. And the Gladstone on the left is the totally better looking Gladstone.

06/13/2009 08:50:00 PM

Ydoc

As for all the rest of the folks trying to correct Gladstone's numbering, is it not possible that he is just trying to "dumb it down" for the folks by using pi (which resides between 2 and 3) in his numbering? We all know the true value of pi, and it has even been legislated in the US. Is it not possible that G-stone is the herald of of our new math system? I say yes!

06/13/2009 05:24:00 AM

dukieduke

Sassafrass: As for the music, the opening credits played "The Night" by Moby. Over the ending credits we heard one of the Jonas bros. songs from the previous week.

06/13/2009 04:56:00 AM

dukieduke

1, 3, 3, 4, 5 ....

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06/11/2009 02:16:00 PM

LovelyCracked

@privatepyle I'd google Jenkem before I made statements like that if I were you....

06/11/2009 02:01:00 PM

lounsey

I know people who drink moonshine. And they are a little third-worldish, so good eye. But "third world" isn't as uncommon as G-Stone would have us believe. There's money in jenkem, too, whatever the hell that is. All I know is if you can huff it, I could find a buyer. Just sayin'.

06/11/2009 07:19:00 AM

privatepyle

great video........... Do you have it in you to make people cry out of joy? All you need to do is upload your comedy video in www.uploaded.tv to make world laugh

06/11/2009 06:24:00 AM

debasree

I think that I will now refer to any substandard area as a "jenkem-huffing, third-world nightmare" from now on. Also, the only thing missing from that high-speed camera trick at 0:40 is the sound effect of an airplane swoosh. Then the MAGIC would be complete! Good work on this one, Gladstone.

06/11/2009 05:06:00 AM

Boonehams

Hey, what's that song at the end? Haha, I kid. Seriously, though, very funny.

06/11/2009 02:04:00 AM

Movieman894

@Binak_Algo, Only about half are CNN. But hey, send me a better clip, and I'll consider it. That goes for everyone. Send it to my cracked account or my facebook.

06/10/2009 05:46:00 PM

G-Stone

Ha well done , I like your style of humor Gladstone.

06/10/2009 05:18:00 PM

dfielder

WTF?! The ending was GOLD!!! Nice work man ;)

06/10/2009 04:19:00 PM

karlojey

Ok, the last bit really made me laugh XD But really, this should stop being "hate CNN" and start to hate other things, I mean... there is so much to hate in this world, like, the comments section

06/10/2009 03:27:00 PM

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06/10/2009 01:39:00 PM

LovelyCracked

Hey, great video, Gladstone! Always entertaining! Anyway, don't get rid of your signature. As far as music is concerned, I'm STILL trying to get SWAIM to use "Ghostwriter" by RJD2 as HIS theme. It was used on that one that had you on as his "guest."

06/10/2009 01:21:00 PM

mournblade

Hah! You crack me up. But you might want to try counting again... 1,3,3,4... hehehe

06/10/2009 12:24:00 PM

thehtoad

Awesome episode G-Stone.

06/10/2009 08:50:00 AM

hazzardous

thank you G-Stone, you rock my world

06/10/2009 06:38:00 AM

SystemError

The Night by Morphine. Its in the comments almost every week. Its in the credits at the end of season one. and both songs are on ITunes

06/10/2009 06:24:00 AM

G-Stone

I've been looking forever for Gladstone's opening and ending song, I know the first one is Utopia's "Everybody Else is Wrong" but I can't find it for download and I have no idea what the ending one is. Could someone message me if you know it? :3

06/10/2009 06:11:00 AM

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06/10/2009 05:46:00 AM

suibianlove01

freAK47 is right-that's some snappy counting you got going on there Gladstone! Number 3 appears twice and fuck the number two! What did it ever do for us?

06/10/2009 02:52:00 AM

PrometheusTitan

He's done better. This one was pretty weak compared to other HBNs. The only good part was Gladstone blowing himself.

06/10/2009 02:36:00 AM

AtomicSpike

I loved the '....appear...' gag! :-) How on earth did you persuade Swaim to dress up as a second Gladstone?

06/10/2009 01:21:00 AM

zmoll

"THE NIGHT" by MORPHINE! The song at the end is called "THE NIGHT" "THE NIGHT" is performed by MORPHINE. Got it? "THE NIGHT" MORPHINE OK, good.

06/10/2009 01:21:00 AM

chicoboy

Best HBN ever. "Nuff said.

06/10/2009 01:17:00 AM

chicoboy

its the night by morphine

06/10/2009 12:10:00 AM

AussieChick

well done you fat bastard

06/09/2009 11:32:00 PM

LestertheMo

what the hell is that song that HBN plays at the end of the segment? it sounds like some musician my mom used to play.... i want to know what that song is so i can stop wondering.

06/09/2009 11:13:00 PM

sassafrass

Chemistry11: While HBN is fabulous, what you just said only qualifies as a comment if you've drank some 1950s-era moonshine. Gladstone: 13345. thats not l33t, thats a counting fail.

06/09/2009 11:01:00 PM

freAK47

Great vid! I think HBN beats any of your written work.

06/09/2009 10:22:00 PM

chemistry11

I'd blow me too.

06/09/2009 08:01:00 PM

Cube13

I dubbed everything outside of Atlanta as "rural." Big difference. And if you've ever been outside the metro area, you'd be aware it's a different animal entirely. It's also a good rule of thumb to run spell check before posting that someone else is ignorant.

06/09/2009 07:03:00 PM

J-pappi

Another funny HBN. Nicely done.

06/09/2009 06:48:00 PM

jonnyt

HOOORAH!! =D thats awesome :) If you have a dutch rudder who is you, is that still technically jacking off yourself?

06/09/2009 06:42:00 PM

ice-grip

Is it masturbation, or incest? See, that's what I love about Gladstone; he raises the important questions! P.

06/09/2009 06:33:00 PM

Pamcakes

It's not gay It's masterbation!

06/09/2009 06:24:00 PM

crazydaiz

I liked the end, but the end is a tad choppy. 1,3,3,4,5? Are you on some wacky form of 1930's era moonnshine?

06/09/2009 05:48:00 PM

dushanbe4

I also live in Georgia, albeit Atlanta, and while I'm sure there our many in our somewhat mediocre state still sell moonshine, it's a wee bit ignorant to dub every town outside Atlanta as "hickville".

06/09/2009 05:46:00 PM

irishladdie727

masthema, the song is The Night, by Morphine.

06/09/2009 05:46:00 PM

dushanbe4

I live in Georgia and I assure you moonshine sales are alive and well. Plus, in rural areas (I.E. anywhere outside of Atlanta) kids are taught gun safety rules about the same time they learn the alphabet. Hence the apparent lack of concern by the parents. I doubt rural North Carolina's much different.

06/09/2009 05:38:00 PM

J-pappi

Hate by Numbers.......... Gladstone needs to learn how to count first.

06/09/2009 05:38:00 PM

4thSurvivor

slightly off-topic, but can someone please tell me name of the song at the end? i really really want to hear the full version of it...

06/09/2009 05:22:00 PM

masthema

Ungh, that stupid advertisement at the beginning is fifteen seconds too long to wait for Gladstone. Must say; that was a great video as usual. I always enjoy your videos.

06/09/2009 05:19:00 PM

SilverHearted

great. another gladstone A+. No time out...

06/09/2009 04:52:00 PM

Jmx70inNJ

I'm not familiar with this reporter at all, but I felt like this particular report was an odd choice of target for Gladstone. It seemed like a reasonable, if somewhat childishly executed, piece of investigative journalism.

06/09/2009 04:25:00 PM

Demmagog

Is it just me or did the count go 1,3,3,4,5? lol

06/09/2009 04:18:00 PM

Zerocyde

Good'n. I wish I'd gone to that daycare.

06/09/2009 04:05:00 PM

jennined

Why does Cracked bother with a comment section? Most of this is just inane drivel about how other people are stupid. Please people, lighten the hell up.

06/09/2009 04:01:00 PM

TheDarkFlame

A new HBN always means a good day.

06/09/2009 03:25:00 PM

ElNimrodo

How can a misdemeanor include a felony?

06/09/2009 03:12:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

Tacopete sounds like a douche canoe

06/09/2009 02:56:00 PM

truandrewth

"But still there's always a douchebag like you in the forum, correcting irrelevant spelling mistakes, spouting wikiknowledge and telling the writers they're retarded ......" Chuck Steak Sounds like your describing G Stones typical responses to his critics.

06/09/2009 02:50:00 PM

4thSurvivor

Keep 'em coming G, 3.25 mins well spent.

06/09/2009 02:28:00 PM

Robforfucksake

Ahh Chuck...Everyone know the only people who use wiki are mental midgets who need to write term papers for there community college! Also thank you for the friends request Stone... As for firecrotch... I find it ironic that anytime anyone disagrees with anything on the net they are in fact a TROLL! News Flash assbag the Internet is for trolling. What do you think HBN is? He's fucking trolling CNN for Christ sakes you idiots! If fact she is probally the only person who likes most of you! You know I know a lot of you are from the generation where everyone wins like the special olympics! Where in school they taught you to agree with everything! No matter what everything is great because you get an A for effort well fuck you! If we live like this then everything will be mediocre like the music fucking industry is now. Guess what when you tell someone the TRUTH they will try harder and do better. Of course all of this is lost on you. Cause Mom told you can do anything you want doesn

06/09/2009 02:09:00 PM

Tacopete

"of course they were! they were high on weed and moonshine!" dongtacular

06/09/2009 01:24:00 PM

whitenerd

@ chuck_steak: Unfortunately, there's just too many idiots/trolls/assholes out on the web to be able to correct them all. Unless... I wonder where they put all those guns?

06/09/2009 01:15:00 PM

Firecrotch

Glad to see Gladstone's getting back in his groove. This one was really rather good.

06/09/2009 01:12:00 PM

shingetterpopo

you know tacopete, if you actually read the articles on this site as they were intended, as comedy, you'd realize that almost every article is somewhat incorrect and hardly fact based, and the writers all know that. But still there's always a douchebag like you in the forum, correcting irrelevant spelling mistakes, spouting wikiknowledge and telling the writers they're retarded for not checking facts on fucking JOKES you seem to have missed the entire point of this site

06/09/2009 01:01:00 PM

chuck_steak

1, 3, 3, 4, 5...

06/09/2009 12:57:00 PM

Santamaycry

Best HBN I've seen in a while, great job :D

06/09/2009 12:43:00 PM

Buccura

dongtacular as always

06/09/2009 12:41:00 PM

janos

Great episode, loved the ending.

06/09/2009 12:35:00 PM

Konner7

Ok g stone. It's true that HBN hasn't quite been up to it's golden days. But I'm sure you'll hit your groove and make something as quality as the twilight hbn.

06/09/2009 12:20:00 PM

gamerelite1

So nebrok so by using ur awsome logic you're the tool of tools?

06/09/2009 12:20:00 PM

Tacopete

cakelover132, you're aware the Great Depression occurred in the 1930's drastically increasing the hobo population, making your comment relatively stupid.

06/09/2009 12:15:00 PM

G-Stone

Gladstone, you're aware that Prohibition was repealed in 1933, making your comment about hobos relatively stupid.

06/09/2009 12:13:00 PM

cakelover132

first of all, Tacopete, I don't see your degree, so you can go and make moderately witty, barely-humorous 4chan references over at your first rate internet site. The fact that you rally off pop culture references and hope that people "hear, hear" right behind you whilst they believe every word a guy called Taco tells them. And honestly, whatever half-ass job you have and whatever amount of cock that you suck, you're obviously not doing something you love since you have so much hateful viscera to spout onto comment columns. Oh, and referencing earlier Cracked posts on a Cracked post makes you look like a tool. Chicka Blaaaow

06/09/2009 12:00:00 PM

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06/09/2009 11:59:00 AM

Lindasy

You know Gaystone... It's kind of a rookie mistake when you have no Internet degree and make videos for a second rate Internet comedy site.. and you use the number 3 twice... Even 4chan can count to 3 most of the time.... Also you look like a poor mans Jon Favreau doing an impression of himself from swingers and a bad one at that... PLUS on top of all that all the video is missing is you saying I would hate to go on a rant here... You Dennis Miller wannabe. Also google man... Always google shit before you speak on it. Moonshine sales are still huge in the south due to the FACT they still have something called dry counties. I don't know who's cock you may be sucking at Cracked but anytime you write an article or make one of these stupid videos.. You make Carlos Mencia's twitter look like Internet comedy gold compared to you.

06/09/2009 11:41:00 AM

Tacopete

hahah, doctorGAYos. sweet.

06/09/2009 11:40:00 AM

Swaimfan

Mmmm... 3 Gladstones... It's just like in my fantasies...

06/09/2009 11:35:00 AM

greengoddess

1, 3, 3, 4, 5...

06/09/2009 11:33:00 AM

Braddurs

Is it just me, or has HBN been relatively bland since it's return? I used to love it. But now...doesn't even make me crack a smile.

06/09/2009 11:30:00 AM

Wren

I'd never heard of or seen anyone drinking or selling moonshine these days either; then I went to college in Alabama.

06/09/2009 11:12:00 AM

Aubieguy333

It's not gay, it's masturbation.

06/09/2009 11:11:00 AM

Tree

lol awesome vid gladdy

06/09/2009 11:10:00 AM

tank

Doesnt suprise me that gladstone, or his "clone", would be the best at that.

06/09/2009 11:03:00 AM

thedamned

now THAT is what i'm talking about. true return to from here gladstone. this is a high quality stop and start slow roast of an awful, awful piece of "journalism". hilarious my man.

06/09/2009 10:52:00 AM

BobbyD84

You know, I just have to say, I missed HBN so much, and it is truly great to have it back. Best offering since the sabatical.

06/09/2009 10:46:00 AM

TrapserCat

Why is it that whenever somebody goes back in time/to another dimension/into a cloning lab, they always have to have sex with themselves? Seriously, once or twice is an oddity, but I've seen this happen at least seven times.

06/09/2009 10:38:00 AM

Socran

Come on, man... You call yourself a comedian? Taking some news story and pointing out some phrases or soundbites is not funny. It's not comedy. Anyone can do that. Hell, I could do that at home. Why don't you try ACTUALLY WRITING some stuff?

06/09/2009 10:34:00 AM

julianomnunes

What the hell, Gladstone? I love your show, but there was nothing wrong with that report. You were just whining about insignificant things.

06/09/2009 10:08:00 AM

Jorw

What does it say about me that the clone-job segment turned me on? I love you Gladstone, even more when you're in a homoerotic scenario with your own likeness. Double mint girls ain't got nothing on you.

06/09/2009 10:07:00 AM

fr0_mistre55

Doctorchaos and wants to call Gladstone "Gaystone"...wow! "DoctorGAYos" anyone? OMG I'm so clever!

06/09/2009 09:26:00 AM

thebyron

What is the new song?

06/09/2009 09:26:00 AM

requin

A) He said "hard on"....tee hee! B) That ending made me laugh so hard I may have peed a little.

06/09/2009 09:21:00 AM

thebyron

YAY!!!! The Gladstone we know and love is back!!!!

06/09/2009 09:19:00 AM

Dresden10589

I read the comments before I saw the episode... "What the fuck are these people talking about?" I was perplexed by the talks of fellatio on a clone. I thought it was some sort of inside Star Wars joke or something, and how people were complaining about the end, I thought it would end the same as each segment... and there it was. HINT: He wasn't tying his clone's shoes. Or was he?

06/09/2009 09:13:00 AM

Daisho

Gladstone, you never signed my petition on Facebook. For that, I'm going to lie and say I didn't enjoy this..... you bastard.

06/09/2009 08:56:00 AM

a_penis

the number 3 comes out twice....

06/09/2009 08:42:00 AM

PwnageEngage

A note on the ending there: it may not have been the best idea to play a song that said "little girl" and then cut right to you getting a blowjob. Just maybe a timing thing.

06/09/2009 08:38:00 AM

GOTI

I hate to sound like a prick, but you did the number 3 twice. @G-Stone's first comment: this was your favorite HBN so far? Dude, this doesn't even come close to your epic coverage of the psychic children exploitation. And come on, do you seriously expect us to watch you blowing a clone and not talk about it? xP But yeah, this wasn't a bad segment.

06/09/2009 08:23:00 AM

PATH

Cnn fucking fails anyways.

06/09/2009 08:17:00 AM

Alexicon

Nice work Gladdy. Although you did forget to piont out that those parents are the most responsible parents ever by bringing their kids to a daycare fully equiped to hold off a zompocalyspe. Ahhhhh they're coming through the windows! Ahhhh reload, reload!!! Sorry, four hours of Left 4 Dead has turned my brain from thinking about three things (sex, internet comedy and zombies) to just one (Zombies). And now thanks to you, Internet comedy. Now where's my porndrive...

06/09/2009 07:46:00 AM

CamboD

another excellent HBN!

06/09/2009 07:45:00 AM

zyryx

@Senorpablo, I was blowing the clone. ...wow. I never thought i'd say that.

06/09/2009 07:38:00 AM

G-Stone

Best HBN ending ever.

06/09/2009 07:38:00 AM

kazarkus

Is it gay if you get Blown by your Clone? Seriously though, best episode ever!

06/09/2009 07:33:00 AM

senorpablo

Great episode. It must be great to make fun of CNN for a living, I'm officially jealous. Shirleyxx, I'm feeling a real spiritual connection with you. Perhaps we can hook up on that tall celeb site you mentioned.

06/09/2009 07:31:00 AM

turninward

That is my new favorite episode, though it was the most disturbing HBN ending I've seen. I knew you were a proud man, but geez... And Gaystone sounds like an incredibly clever, well thought-out nickname... not really.

06/09/2009 07:06:00 AM

coltonwhite

ick. At least I know never to get my hopes up with Gladstone......

06/09/2009 07:03:00 AM

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06/09/2009 07:01:00 AM

Shirleyxx

Doctorchaos, were you hugged as a child?

06/09/2009 07:01:00 AM

Lester_Polfus

This was one of the best.

06/09/2009 06:51:00 AM

Onodera

Yeah, that was one of the most disturbing endings I've seen in some time. I'm sure Freud would have something to say about that.

06/09/2009 06:40:00 AM

Cherlindrea

The auto-fellatio thing was incredibly messed up. And awesome. "I have no comment"

06/09/2009 06:40:00 AM

Haedrian

Sadly enough, I've had moonshine (it tastes like the tears of every unborn child ever.) Fabulous ending, G-Stone. Enjoyable as heck!

06/09/2009 06:39:00 AM

catocalpyse_now

When I made one of my all time favorite HBNs replete with the dirtiest HBN joke ever (wait for it...) I really didn't expect a discussion on the merits or lack thereof my sign off. But that's what makes the world wide web so much fun! For what its worth, i'm with you MillsC9, and I'm glad you guys are generally feeling this episode.

06/09/2009 06:38:00 AM

G-Stone

Moonshine. For fuck's sake. Wait, no...I know people who would buy it. I'm *related* to people who would buy it. Well now I'm just depressed.

06/09/2009 06:38:00 AM

Tori

God I hate HBN, so boring. Why couldn't it have stayed canceled?

06/09/2009 06:36:00 AM

Chenzel05

Do not get rid of your sign-off! It is your signature. Some would say that it is the mark of a hack-comedian to have a 'catch-phrase' (wakka wakka) but there is a big difference between hackey catchphrase and comedic signature.

06/09/2009 06:33:00 AM

MillsC9

I wish I knew what the song at the end was.

06/09/2009 06:31:00 AM

VincentML

One of the better HBN I've seen.

06/09/2009 06:24:00 AM

LDog

"Listen, I don't know what kind of Jenkem huffing third world nightmare you live in, but I've never heard of anyone outside of a 1930's cartoon hobo drinking or selling moonshine." That line alone had me rolling, especially the particular way you said "moonshahn!" Good job G-stone. Also, please keep the sign off line. I like it a lot. (Also, thank you for making a point of the muffled recording of the parent and the redundancy of "no comment." Two journalistic pet peeves of mine.)

06/09/2009 06:22:00 AM

InstantKarma

Not bad, but you let them get away with a bad one. And I quote: "Six misdemeanors including a felony." Yes I'm playing grammar Nazi here, but I've taken enough semesters of Criminal Justice to figure out that misdemeanors aren't felonies and felonies aren't misdemeanors. They are mutually exclusive things. It's like saying "Six apples including an orange." But that's okay, she's only a 'journalist' I wouldn't expect her to know a)facts and b)English.

06/09/2009 06:20:00 AM

SamLowery

Gladstone I think you are bad at your job

06/09/2009 06:16:00 AM

ofareggie

What's all that complaining about the sign-off all of a sudden? I think it fits very well.

06/09/2009 06:10:00 AM

popmaker

Good job, Gladstone. I see you are getting back to form. Very funny.

06/09/2009 05:55:00 AM

Martok

Good video yes, but the sign off does come close to ruining my day...

06/09/2009 05:53:00 AM

DevlindeSade

Hillarious and i dont see anything wrong with the sign off.

06/09/2009 05:31:00 AM

Navarkhos

I agree with truandrewth so much that I feel silly even writing this but yeah, far better than all your other vids but I don't like the "that's all for now" bit. I'm so happy the store I work in doesn't have a forum where customers can dissect how well I do my job. I guess that's the price you pay for having anything other than a laughable paycheck

06/09/2009 05:27:00 AM