The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)

Fanboys, set phasers to 'wet dream.'

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  1. Moseypickle

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    "...I will tear that molding off the walls with my fingernails and shove it down your throat if we don't get this house and live in it for the rest of our AWESOME LIVES!!!"

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  2. TheParks

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    Bunny?
    Retard?

    Greatest exchange ever

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  3. eupheminstic

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    I must remember to not get married to a stereotypical lady.

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  4. Sprinkle-459

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    "Well, I guess we could use it as a nursery...?"

    Hahaha, The Veldt.

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  5. guzmonster

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    @mr.awesomesauce: the super toilet is the "NuMi".

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  6. madeofhate

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    "you are making a scene"
    "I WILL MURDER YOU!!"

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  7. mR.aWeSOMeSAucE

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    But what's a super toilet...

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  8. JonnyParadise

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    "Honey-bunny?"
    "RE-TAAARRDD!!"

    Priceless.

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  9. GreekNinja15

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    Its physicaly impossible to express the level of pure happiness that this video has brought me. Bless you Swaim, God bless you.

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  10. FingerBangz

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    This only gets funnier as I watch it more and more. I'm going to see how many times I can watch it before it gets boring...

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  11. IronicallyHipster

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    Just realised that all of the Cracked shows that you see on the side all have Michael Swaim in it...

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    1. Trapsercat

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      That's because he is the funniest thing about Cracked's collection of videos.

  12. MikeThePiranha

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    this is one of the best sketches i've ever seen on the internet and swaim is brilliant in it.

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  13. BRINKYDINK

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    WOOOO! FMJ FTW!

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  14. sbinza

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    this is the frackin s**t!

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  15. mrawesomo

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    I could see this happening in a much more awesome version of my life.

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  16. Iplaytehguitar

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    honey bunny...
    Retard...

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  17. purplekat747

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    the estate agent will kill us all.

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  18. RichardBWhistle

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    "booger baby honey bear" ... lol

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    1. InMyOwnReality

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      That's my favourite line.

    2. jack12354

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      I prefer "forget the moulding, there's f**king laser moulding"

  19. Dracoslade

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    THAT WAS AWESOME!!!11oneONEUNO

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  20. F22rapter2468

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    you know what i just realized? this is the same couple as in "creepiest double date ever." Is it the same house?

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