The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)

The ending; LMAO!+1

11/14/2009 05:21:22 PM

platonic

dear real estate agent guy, i would hit it with the lights on.

11/12/2009 11:09:03 AM

ciaomelissa

this was so amazing. :) You made me smile and laugh like always TAM! I love you guys. :)

11/11/2009 12:31:20 PM

imsuzyq

Classic

11/05/2009 09:09:11 PM

mastermoda

Classic

11/05/2009 09:08:42 PM

mastermoda

when you look at the beautiful woman,are you excited now,Gus,there is a convenient way ======Matchcougar.com=====to make you meet some rich woman to help you you just enter ======Matchcougar.com=====,and it is OK.BE FREE

11/05/2009 03:37:27 AM

lorry

The ending was great, lol!

11/04/2009 09:43:47 AM

1337_5K1LL5

I love you swaim!

10/25/2009 10:02:00 AM

nicholo05

I love you swaim!

10/25/2009 10:02:00 AM

nicholo05

We've got f*cking laser molding!

09/30/2009 05:07:00 PM

kpqj

I'm not a fan of saying things like "I will kill you" under my breath to my wife, but this would bring it out in me.

09/17/2009 10:18:00 AM

DavidXJ

Easily one of the funniest videos I've seen on here.

09/11/2009 06:14:00 PM

RDean

I would fuck the shit out of "Ms. Bunny"

09/02/2009 08:29:00 PM

nuckchorris

LOL !!!! i almost die ! i was thinking, "damn kill that girl and buy the house, the materializer will make you a new one just buy it !" xD

08/30/2009 08:26:00 PM

Q-ro

Swaim u are a GOD OF COMEDY. u are pretty much guaranteed to make me laugh, u could have ur own freakin show. I would watch it. even make it a reality show, 24 hour SWAIMcam. With guest appearances by genius camp and D.O.B.

08/27/2009 03:09:00 AM

Obitron2000

HAHA, Full Metal Jacket scene in the extra room. Well done.

08/25/2009 04:07:00 AM

Aradeel

The estate agent is kinda creepy...

08/17/2009 07:12:00 AM

thecritic06

Probubly one of there best yet, the staked keep going up after each great episode ;)

07/26/2009 12:21:00 PM

Xcaliba1452

ahahahahaha...i will murder you!...too feckin funny

07/23/2009 09:29:00 PM

d00byman

SUPER TOILET

07/23/2009 09:12:00 AM

fotcfan

Best line in any video ever... "Talk it over while I oil down the Matthew Ma-"stupidname.

07/18/2009 04:47:00 PM

dahnielhahoo

This is awesome. Though I really wish I could have seen the Super Toilet.

07/17/2009 06:30:00 PM

Darigaaz

full metal jacket makes any video better

07/14/2009 11:37:00 AM

Aakash19

I wanna stalk that girl, she`s friggin hot

07/12/2009 09:18:00 PM

WetKant

For some reason, I always lose it when I see that spittle at "FORGET THE MOLDING!!!!" There are a lot of close ones, but I'm seriously thinking this is one of the best videos on this site. More Swaim, Please.

07/11/2009 08:05:00 PM

Chojinra

I love you Mr. Swaim

07/11/2009 05:47:00 PM

Kase

i would feel the same way and then id kill Mconaughey with my bare hands and if she said anything else id have to do kill again

07/07/2009 08:11:00 PM

purple9haze6

See, for me, the Matthew Mconaughey would be a dealbreaker. Or i guess one of the plentiful ray guns would take care of him.

07/05/2009 12:16:00 AM

FuckingInsomnia

Taupe or Avacado? Those lucky bitches! Ours came in feckin' HARVEST GOLD!!! You have any idea how ugly that shade is? And ours can't make new materializers cause ours was only a first-gen model, and the energy differential couldn't handle the fluxer. These newer couples have no idea how good they have it.

07/01/2009 08:13:00 AM

TheLibra

Laser molding and an oiled down Matthew Mcconaughey?! It's a girl's dream!

06/30/2009 02:30:00 PM

raider531

to shira your comment doesnt fucking apply here you spamming cunt robot bitch. This movie was funny haha "I will murder yoU"

06/27/2009 08:40:00 AM

pbfrenchy

There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

06/25/2009 01:16:00 PM

Elisabeth09

"This is just a hallway..." "I like it!"

06/17/2009 01:11:00 PM

afrothunder

too good to good. lazer molding, lmao oil down the matthew machonahay or however you spell his name

06/14/2009 09:20:00 AM

templarnight

Love you Swaim

06/14/2009 12:49:00 AM

Superstar2559

Good old Cracked stuffs. Here are more fun videos, "Week's Most Hilarious Videos 6/8" http://tv1.com/playlists/436

06/13/2009 02:00:00 PM

sky_slasher

Oh my God, this was awesome. Brilliant reactions from Swaim on...just about everything. My girlfriend came to investigate after hearing me laughing from the other end of the house.

06/12/2009 12:37:00 PM

TheShat

I didn't think anyting could beat Kid's a Champ but...this did. "Fucking laser molding!"

06/10/2009 09:21:00 PM

Samael76

this website is worthy of worship! Please check out __WealthyMingle.net__ where you can meet the wealthy singles,sexy beauties and even hot celebs .Hook up sexy partner easier and more effective! What are you waiting for? Just Sign up and hook up the sexy beauties now!

06/10/2009 01:35:00 PM

LovelyCracked

You know, I've just watched this again--for about the 100th time--and I have got to say that this is one of THE funniest videos I have ever seen in my life! I mean, the facial expressions on EVERYONE in this one are absolutely perfect! This deserves to win next year's Oscar for best short film!

06/10/2009 01:27:00 PM

mournblade

"Oh my god the computer knows my name!" That was adorable :) I would murder to live in a house like that! "I don't want to rush things baby bear, but it's becoming increasingly apparent to me this house is my destiny!" Every line Swaim has in this is just perfect.

06/10/2009 10:23:00 AM

ByzGirl

:O What woman wouldn't want to live in a house with laser molding?!

06/10/2009 06:48:00 AM

SystemError

Upon closer inspection, this has most definitely displaced The Pimp and Time Traveler as my favourite TAM! video to date, brilliant delivery all 'round.

06/10/2009 02:48:00 AM

Delbirt

i will murder you! So well delivered

06/09/2009 10:45:00 PM

Eyebrows

"I guess we can use it as a nursery..." WE COULD USE IT FOR ANYTHING!!!

06/09/2009 01:16:00 PM

SIMM0NS77

sexybeast: Never mind that, but why on earth do you capitalize the first letter of every word EXCEPT the ones that were you actually should?

06/09/2009 06:36:00 AM

popmaker

"Honey Bunny...." , "RETARD!" lloolocats

06/09/2009 05:21:00 AM

MisterSunShine

I will MURDER you! Hahaa, good stuff.

06/08/2009 06:55:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

If Those Aren't Muskets did it, it's gotta be the funniest shit ever. And, um, it kind of was. I love you Swaim and other girl!

06/08/2009 01:46:00 PM

lumaee

"this is just a hallway" best video yet

06/08/2009 09:13:00 AM

mrbob360

Absolutely brilliant!

06/07/2009 03:41:00 PM

Luftwaffles

this website is worthy of worship.

06/06/2009 05:33:00 PM

yattt3R

I LOVE THIS VIDEO. I so want that house and a phaser.

06/06/2009 02:41:00 PM

TheGman

"i will murder you!" That was awesome. She's a babe.

06/05/2009 02:39:00 PM

Quatch

i love the film room but it dose not tell u where he got the gun

06/05/2009 02:03:00 PM

pongo

That house made me jizz my pants.

06/05/2009 06:51:00 AM

DemonCow

This was fucking hilarious! "Retard..." made me crack the hell up.

06/05/2009 02:47:00 AM

zooeykarma

Swaim, you lucky bastard.

06/04/2009 02:34:00 PM

brat

Fucken LOL'd!

06/04/2009 12:49:00 PM

louisonfire

Awesome Swaim! Great job! That house is so badass

06/04/2009 11:49:00 AM

eRock

i F***king Screwed That Coment! Saying Is Seeing And Wos Was Was... I Hope NOdoby Coments About This^^

06/04/2009 07:01:00 AM

sexybeast

" I Like The Hallway " HAHAHA... That Was The Best Part Of The Sketch... Saying swaims Reaction wos Golden.. You Rock Swaim!^^

06/04/2009 06:58:00 AM

sexybeast

Agreed with MandeR. He's like the best parts of the Office IN HUMAN FORM HOLY SHIT

06/04/2009 04:03:00 AM

Im_a_Vandal

Mannnn I want a house like that. Minus Mathew there. Think of the possibilities~!

06/03/2009 09:22:00 PM

SilverHearted

One of the best T.A.M. sketches ever, and that's saying something.

06/03/2009 08:36:00 PM

Sonicsceam2

Swaim deserves so much more as an actor. The subtle facial expressions and body language makes him so believable no matter what role he's in...he's better than a lot of A-listers i can think of

06/03/2009 06:37:00 PM

MandeR

It's been said about 153 times, but seriously... I don't where you went to/studied/was born with, but you (and TAM) really have a knack for these videos. Also, as much as I like TOS (and P***y), I would totally kill dozens for that house.

06/03/2009 03:52:00 PM

Chojinra

lol very good

06/03/2009 07:26:00 AM

redjimmy

Yet another Dongtacular sketch by TAM RETARD!!!

06/03/2009 04:17:00 AM

I-Rod

"ummh, this is just a hallway." "I like it!" ahaha! great video!

06/03/2009 03:20:00 AM

caniscanemedit

LOL Fabulous! I'm a woman and that real estate agent wouldn't have had to ask twice. If only it were real...

06/03/2009 01:52:00 AM

Jaguaress

KILL THAT WOMAN!! kill her and replace her with me, b/c holy shit, is that the GREATEST HOUSE EVER!!!!!

06/02/2009 07:53:00 PM

Pliny

you still can not find your other half of the right.you can log on __ClassyMingle.com___. a professional dating place for all the single people.go and meet your own classy single!!

06/02/2009 07:29:00 PM

misslian

That house is frigging AWESOME. He definitely married the wrong woman. Funny stuff!

06/02/2009 06:25:00 PM

Mabel

fucking hilerious, another great one, Swaim! "I will MURDER you" -"honey bear....." -"retard...."

06/02/2009 04:59:00 PM

nuckchorris

seriously, what do I have to do to get swaim to the big time. I will write a strongly worded letter

06/02/2009 03:40:00 PM

crazydaiz

That summarizes my marriage exactly, except instead of Matthew McConaughey my wife wanted wall sconces. Well played, Swaim.

06/02/2009 01:10:00 PM

Hamptoninn

Oh man that's funny... Booger baby bunny bear... Retard...

06/02/2009 12:01:00 PM

987

Hahaha. THE best video I have seen in a LONG time

06/02/2009 10:03:00 AM

mmm.icecream

I love you, Michael Swaim. I would live in this house with you even without the promise of a Matthew McConauhey. This was a truly awesome video.

06/02/2009 09:29:00 AM

kazarkus

Epic. Win.

06/02/2009 09:14:00 AM

staker2

Stamp of approval, way to go Swaim and co.

06/02/2009 08:44:00 AM

ERelevant

This was hands down, the BEST video I have ever seen on Cracked.com

06/02/2009 08:36:00 AM

FloodOne

Haha I loved the estate agent guy.

06/02/2009 07:17:00 AM

jackpayne

Call me crazy or whatever, but i think swaim might actually be god! Am i right or am i Totally Fudging Right?

06/02/2009 06:55:00 AM

lucipher701

swaim is my favorite internet personality..... can i handle your handle?

06/02/2009 06:42:00 AM

doodoobref

that is the most awesome house ever, keep up the great work TAM

06/02/2009 05:05:00 AM

ravenbloodgood

"honeybunny!" "RETARD!" ha, best vid i've seen on here (or anywhere) in quite a while

06/02/2009 04:38:00 AM

Fragglespank

Women, eh? Another piece of pure genius, TAM.

06/02/2009 04:28:00 AM

Darkmage

totally off topic, but i was watching this vid and then i got this link from my YM... http://www.techconnect.nl/files/fun/hentaitsop.swf and this one won... im so ashamed that geekdom won over titties...

06/02/2009 04:08:00 AM

morpheuse

This is the best vid I've seen in ages...it was just filled with pure win.

06/02/2009 03:31:00 AM

m1ssp1nk

Wonderful! Swaim has proven time and again to be both hilarious and photogenic, and the lovely lady (whose name I don't know) played an excellent straight man to Swaim's blatant fan-gasming. I'll have to remember to use such sweet nothings as 'I will murder you' on my boyfriend tonight. Whispering those little words in his ear at bedtime should do wonders for his insomnia.

06/02/2009 02:57:00 AM

Dierdre

ILL FCKNG MURDER YOUR ! ahahahaha XD

06/02/2009 02:38:00 AM

Alexicon

brilliant

06/02/2009 01:56:00 AM

Phil_S

Just thinking back to that cracked tv vid where you revealed that you are married, am I right in assuming that this is the girl you married and you were primarily motivated by making this sketch easier for you two to act? I'm right aren't I?

06/02/2009 01:21:00 AM

Swaimfan

Recently I found a hot club *****SeekBi.com***** Just for sexy gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, sexy singles. Don't miss your lover.

06/02/2009 01:08:00 AM

fulllovegirl

Pedgerow, We call them realtors or real estate agents. I call them crooks.

06/02/2009 01:07:00 AM

chicoboy

I will murder you. haha made me laugh

06/02/2009 12:03:00 AM

Meandthosethree

Wow, this was better than most feature length comedy films. TAM just keeps getting better and better.

06/01/2009 11:44:00 PM

BrundleFly

**Pant** Hollodeck... Oh God...

06/01/2009 11:27:00 PM

Gotenks619

His open hostility toward his wife was pure win XD

06/01/2009 11:24:00 PM

Foxxytherian

lulz

06/01/2009 11:21:00 PM

crackalacka

Outstanding. The actors were all excellent and Swaim has shown himself as a formidable comic presence. Well done all around.

06/01/2009 10:06:00 PM

BuckyJamesDio

Hahaha. You guys are such Swaim homers. This sketch was ok - very funny in some parts, repetitive and dragging in others, and well acted overall. Good stuff but definitely not the masterpiece you guys are talking about.

06/01/2009 09:59:00 PM

brokenbar

That was one of (if not) the best video I've seen on Cracked. Now if I'm wrong, someone point me in the right direction please.

06/01/2009 09:37:00 PM

GiZzY67

Cookies?? (cue: eyebrown pump)

06/01/2009 09:31:00 PM

Junktoucher

rofl

06/01/2009 09:11:00 PM

pink-tracktober

Great work but they obviously had a stunt Swaim in for the kissing the girl bit...

06/01/2009 09:11:00 PM

echocharlie

"What's a super toilet?" Great stuff.

06/01/2009 08:52:00 PM

rev.felix

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

06/01/2009 08:47:00 PM

agalryunaer

She's hawt ;D

06/01/2009 08:42:00 PM

DreamingAshes

I claim this house. Right now. Dibs.

06/01/2009 08:34:00 PM

Lady_Grey

omfg soooo funny... best character by far was the salesman hahaha "I'll get the papers." HAHA

06/01/2009 08:22:00 PM

voo

Ok if this house existed I would buy it wife aproval or not I could just recreate her or any woman in the holodeck.

06/01/2009 08:13:00 PM

Cobramaster

FTMFW. For serious. I, too, would kill for that house.

06/01/2009 08:00:00 PM

HisFavoriteAxe

When Swaim says 'fucking' at around 3:34 he sprays her like a fucking hose. With his mouth, I mean. What? Also, I'm couple-arguing like this from now on out. Thank you, wise Swaim, for making anger so much more entertaining.

06/01/2009 07:50:00 PM

chllngr

Great production value, now that is a deal maker!

06/01/2009 07:41:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT SWAIM! MARRY ME!

06/01/2009 07:25:00 PM

batdetah109

AWESOME just awesome

06/01/2009 07:13:00 PM

alabama2561990

I WANT THAT HOUSE TOO!!!!

06/01/2009 06:43:00 PM

karlojey

"I WILL MURDER YOU!" Haven't laughed that hard for a while.

06/01/2009 06:37:00 PM

Pyrratus

Swaim is quite the actor.

06/01/2009 06:19:00 PM

Supermutant

It's been said, but the "Honey bunny" "Retard" exchange was hilarious.

06/01/2009 05:58:00 PM

breezo

Michael Swaim = comedy

06/01/2009 05:46:00 PM

travisdoesmath

hahahah it gets funny at the end with the retard comment

06/01/2009 05:39:00 PM

moeali777

Nice Fairly Odd reference... But my favorite part had to be laser moldings hahaha!

06/01/2009 05:29:00 PM

griffmanr

Watch the spittle fly when Swaim threatens his wife the phaser. Now thats an actor!

06/01/2009 05:20:00 PM

CamboD

i will MURDER you

06/01/2009 05:19:00 PM

glattius

The estate agent (what do Americans call them? It's the guy selling the house anyway) absolutely stole the show. Let him make a SWAIM video at least once. If he's called Matt or Mike, it could be called: Swaim Went Away I'm Matt/Mike But yeah, it is disconcertingly misogynistic. I think Swaim asked that girl to show him her boobs and she said no.

06/01/2009 05:01:00 PM

Pedgerow

The little red video ribbon doesn't show up on the main page when a video is the main article. THIS PISSES ME OFF TO NO END.

06/01/2009 05:01:00 PM

PhoenixRedeemer

Braw... Good stuff.

06/01/2009 04:59:00 PM

milky_joe

Those Aren't Muskets needs to make more videos. Way more. Theirs are the best on the site although those network guys come a close second.

06/01/2009 04:43:00 PM

greeenhaze

I Registered to this site just to say, this was one of the funniest videos' in a long time.

06/01/2009 04:33:00 PM

SilverLink

I can sum this up in one not a real word: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

06/01/2009 04:32:00 PM

SilverHearted

Love it.

06/01/2009 04:26:00 PM

Cratey

So now instead of just having TAM shamelessly plugged into everything Swaim-related, it's being posted directly on Cracked... I actually don't have any interest in watching this because I'm of tired of having it shoved in my face. Irony. I apologize for that little rant. It came off a bit too angry and whatnot, but I wanted to say it.

06/01/2009 04:21:00 PM

OneSolution

Supertoilet? "So much clogging!" And for those of you who get the reference, well, maybe you should reexamine your own lives before judging me!

06/01/2009 04:18:00 PM

desert

Funny as hell as usual! Loved the exchange about the molding--laser molding is awesome!

06/01/2009 04:02:00 PM

littled157

"This is just a hallway." "I like it!" hahahahaha. brilliant.

06/01/2009 03:59:00 PM

Gruszeczka

... what's a super toilet?

06/01/2009 03:56:00 PM

Freidhiem

: D

06/01/2009 03:56:00 PM

youllforgetit

Goddamnit!!! That. Was. Funny.

06/01/2009 03:47:00 PM

hobojesus

Hilarious! Easily the best video on Cracked thus far.

06/01/2009 03:41:00 PM

stevotheidiot

It's well executed (as always), but there's a pretty cheap, vaguely sexist joke behind it. Those Aren't Muskets can do better.

06/01/2009 03:41:00 PM

yan

I liked the Full Metal Jacket footage.

06/01/2009 03:11:00 PM

SillySausage69

Easily the best video featured on Cracked so far, if not on the internet. Swaim is going to be famous. If he doesn't, it'll be a loss for the entertainment industry that would be immeasurable.

06/01/2009 03:00:00 PM

Chymeraxe

"I will MURDER you!" ...awesome.

06/01/2009 02:57:00 PM

LexTaliones

Brilliant! Loved the bit about the matter materializer: "I will MURDER you!" Super as always.

06/01/2009 02:43:00 PM

captain_cranky

By far the best video yet on Cracked. Swaim is good enough for SNL at the very least. Nice work, Cracked!

06/01/2009 02:42:00 PM

GoDFaDDa

I have a man crush on Swaim, another great video

06/01/2009 02:35:00 PM

D_Mars

I wan't Lazer Moldings!

06/01/2009 02:29:00 PM

$Jon$

Gotta love how Swaim pairs himself up with the new hot girl in every TAM skit now :\

06/01/2009 02:21:00 PM

Jdrew

I think we all know that the real annoyance here is that she's the type of person who saves her cookie in a napkin instead of eating it. Fantastic video, this is really good.

06/01/2009 02:15:00 PM

BruceLance

Swaim always delivers, but "the chick" and "other guy" were also great in their parts too, we can't fail to mention that.

06/01/2009 02:11:00 PM

LupineWolf

Smashing.

06/01/2009 02:01:00 PM

FraX

Swaim totally spit on his fiance' when he said "fucking laser molding!"

06/01/2009 01:51:00 PM

Blammo

Laser moldings. I love it.

06/01/2009 01:44:00 PM

ColleenHamilton

Too funny! I almost exploded in the cube-farm.

06/01/2009 01:42:00 PM

Rex-Jester

that was really great

06/01/2009 01:41:00 PM

antiharmony

Comparing this with your past videos, I say that you've really improved your facial expressions, Swaim. Well done. (And you always kiss that hot chick. Lucky bastard.)

06/01/2009 01:26:00 PM

glued

marry me, michael swaim. you make my rofl-copter go whoosh whoosh whoosh and now i r e a l l y want a super toilet...

06/01/2009 01:22:00 PM

shadyzladii

LOLed at "galactic ansible". Nerdiness at its best.

06/01/2009 01:18:00 PM

fknrat

AMAZING! So good i watched it twice back to back. will be showing my friends as a meager attempt at interaction. now i'll be popular!

06/01/2009 01:14:00 PM

bouchedaggery

No, seriously... what's a super toilet?

06/01/2009 01:03:00 PM

Kid_Mojo

Oh man, watched and rewatched, this is awesome. Shame that's one of the old style VX3000 house computers =/

06/01/2009 12:56:00 PM

Ayleid

well ya seen much combat?

06/01/2009 12:48:00 PM

filler

Hilarious.

06/01/2009 12:21:00 PM

civver

Really funny, his is the typical Cracked-readers wet dream. Great after-effects too.

06/01/2009 12:20:00 PM

Konner7

Instant classic!

06/01/2009 12:19:00 PM

opterna

Damn Muskets! Better and better. Nice stuff.

06/01/2009 12:12:00 PM

HalfTrack

swaim > everything

06/01/2009 12:08:00 PM

chazziefizzle

For some reason I thought they were going to open a door, and there would be a "five minute hallway" in it (like _House of Leaves_)--that ALSO would have been awesome!

06/01/2009 11:52:00 AM

mournblade

Swaim, man, you fucking ROCK! I agree with necrognome: you keep getting better and better. Hell, EVERYONE in this video was awesome!

06/01/2009 11:46:00 AM

mournblade

That was awesome, one of my favorite videos I've seen on this site so far.

06/01/2009 11:41:00 AM

Earthbound_X

And my man crush is officialy back. Clippy...ayuda me....por favor.

06/01/2009 11:25:00 AM

Cockonutpete

I will murder you! lol

06/01/2009 11:20:00 AM

ConnieDobbs

At :17, I thought home-selling man was going to do something sinister. But I digress. Swaim just keeps getting better and better!

06/01/2009 11:08:00 AM

necrognome

Probably would have been better if I could spell/type.

06/01/2009 10:33:00 AM

Trishkabibble

Oh Swaim, your videos get better and better. :D The obvious hilarity aside, I really noticed a difference in the 'cinematic' shots. It feels more like a real movie and not just a video a bunch of friends put together, you know?

06/01/2009 10:31:00 AM

hurricanine

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my live. I came 6 or 7 times during this video, which was something I never thought possible at Swaim's hands.

06/01/2009 10:29:00 AM

Trishkabibble

Seriously she is a retard. What woman wouldn't want a matter materializer?

06/01/2009 10:16:00 AM

poohat

What no light sabers? Or where they in the room with the phasers?

06/01/2009 10:09:00 AM

glendoor42

Swaim, so is that chick your girl? If not I'ld like to throw down with her.

06/01/2009 10:09:00 AM

TripMaverick

I dunno, if it doesn't have a shower . . . .

06/01/2009 10:07:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

Why didn't you show the oiling of the Matthew McCounaughey?

06/01/2009 09:58:00 AM

Mongo

What? 31 comments and no baseless insults? I guess I know what I have to do, even if I loved the video. Swaim, great video, you gay retard. Keep up the good work!

06/01/2009 09:50:00 AM

kingmonkey

"You are making a scene." "I will MURDER you!" Hahahahaha, this video had me laughing the entire time! I'm not even a fan of Star Trek at all (never watched an episode in my life) but I still got the jokes and found it hilarious.

06/01/2009 09:50:00 AM

AyteeSics

Awesome vid! Who helped you with this?

06/01/2009 09:48:00 AM

RubberDucky

TAM returns triumphant! excellent work.

06/01/2009 09:37:00 AM

senorpablo

Coolest. House. Ever. But, can I trade in the Matthew for a Hugh Jackman? That would make it awesome-friggin-tastic!

06/01/2009 09:15:00 AM

Zenobia

I just love you guys so, so much.

06/01/2009 09:11:00 AM

Laurara

"Honey Bunny...." "Retard..." Ah boy, that was funny, enjoyed the ending. A Matthew should be included in any Enterprise based home just for the sake of getting it.

06/01/2009 07:59:00 AM

csturges

I would assume a super toilet is a toilet that wipes your ass for you, and comes with an attachement that sucks you off when your masterbating. in that case I'm sold

06/01/2009 07:37:00 AM

littlerudi08043

Amazing! One of the best TAMs yet I think, though I might just be saying that because of withdrawal. The Laser Moulding was inspired.

06/01/2009 07:33:00 AM

Demmagog

It's funny because we've all been there... to the Supertoilet, I mean.

06/01/2009 07:11:00 AM

JStanshall

hey swaim , does it have a bucket of truth?

06/01/2009 07:10:00 AM

Kumiho

That was fucking brilliant!

06/01/2009 07:10:00 AM

chenry

My wife and I are buying our first house right now, and I sympathize with this video so much! The "This is just a hallway" scene pretty much encapsulates my home viewing experience.

06/01/2009 07:09:00 AM

Cuindless

I wish I had a supertoilet.

06/01/2009 06:59:00 AM

Benvolio

SWEEET!

06/01/2009 06:48:00 AM

Onodera

But...what's a super toilet???

06/01/2009 06:45:00 AM

Fudge10

That was fucking awesome!

06/01/2009 06:37:00 AM

RedCricket

I WILL MURDER YOU!

06/01/2009 06:28:00 AM

Slowmotion

Hahaha! Oh that slaps me on the knee!

06/01/2009 06:15:00 AM

Captainium

this video perfectly encapsulates what it's like when wives and whatnot just don't get how absolutely awesome stuff like that is. bravo, everybody involved in this. it's awesome.

06/01/2009 05:43:00 AM

sophus00

I don't think there is any other word for awesome than AWESOME!.. EMOSEWA? That sound japanese.. Could be? I can Only say.. Awesome dude.. Thanks!

06/01/2009 05:41:00 AM

The-MaxX

Swaim, once again you impress the hell out of me! What an awesome video!

06/01/2009 05:38:00 AM

Chimeros

If Swaim could suck a dick as good as he makes videos, the internet would be a complete

06/01/2009 05:37:00 AM

careface

Best video i've seen on here for a long time. Well Done Guys =)

06/01/2009 04:58:00 AM

Dingo18

fucking incredible

06/01/2009 04:57:00 AM

Gman

Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector.

06/01/2009 04:52:00 AM

Pyramus

Swaim You will be huge.

06/01/2009 04:42:00 AM

Tacopete

Mr Swaim, your meteoric rise to atronomical stardom in the genre of niche comedy seems to have the momentum of red matter plummeting into the centre of vulcan. If my calculations are correct (they almost always are) your popularity among pasty whores for internet comedy will do mothing but continue growing. It doesn't seem like any other writers can prevent the Swaim upheaval, just how does one become lionised by so many people? Also can I have some money, like, $500. That would be awesome. Really get my super awesome toilet including rectal exams (tm) business of the ground.

06/01/2009 04:33:00 AM

big_g

God I was waiting for a new Muskets episode! Never fail to make me laugh. Great job.

06/01/2009 04:27:00 AM

Arkard

ok seriously with all that awesome stuff (while i admit some was nerdy some was just for everyone) that why that bitch was so stupid about everything ... i mean the color of the super technology from the future ??? .... and the one thing she did like ... the damn hallway ... wow ... really ? ... lol

06/01/2009 04:21:00 AM

CesarCruz614

Pretty good "bu...but what's a super toilet?"

06/01/2009 04:09:00 AM

Woozy

with you on that one 'but...but, whats a super toilet..?'

06/01/2009 04:06:00 AM

calrazza

Swaim, you are simple the most amazing person alive. "This house is my destiny..."

06/01/2009 04:05:00 AM

Daisho