The 7 Most Mind-Blowing Foreign TV Moments

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11/05/2009 03:29:52 AM

lorry

is... is he wearing a gas mask on his crotch?

11/04/2009 02:34:21 PM

xXEzkatonXx

i love this one! his words on the burger one was dead on and so funny i couldnt stop laughing. god i love michael.

11/02/2009 09:52:52 PM

wildblaze

What the f**k is that dude's problem? Pedophile to the extreme.

10/29/2009 01:13:12 PM

100YTD

the pedo-elf was by far the most unpleasant item on this list. and the b***hes dancing in that video were muy cliente.

10/28/2009 06:00:04 PM

juknju

That child sounded more like he was sobbing than singing, and I swear it sounded like he was screaming "Help! Heeeelp!" towards the end.

10/20/2009 06:06:00 PM

Ceyla

That child sounded more like he was sobbing than singing, and I swear it sounded like he was screaming "Help! Heeeelp!" towards the end.

10/20/2009 06:06:00 PM

Ceyla

on behalf of Holland I apologize for Paul de Leeuw. also for voting his show the best show on dutch television.

10/20/2009 08:57:00 AM

Necrith

Only swaim would drink a brew at some child's performance...especially his son.

10/05/2009 02:55:00 PM

Kockynvainn

I saw that pedo vid awhile ago, why why dear god why! :(

09/22/2009 05:34:00 AM

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09/10/2009 01:05:00 AM

bustedbeauty

Ugh, that pedo one made my skin crawl. The guy looks mentally retarded.

08/27/2009 09:04:00 PM

Ganache

clippy talks too fast >.< i barely hear the words "help" "work" and "fail" something like he want help or a job and he might fail at it. anyway the vids were very insane

08/24/2009 03:50:00 PM

JPEspinoza

Cool, a culture war. Being Dutch, I also don't find #2 offensive. Maybe it helps if you imagine Borat or Br�no doing something like that. Or watch him abuse the elderly for a more balanced view. I mean for fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnNlbLeq0B0

08/23/2009 08:18:00 AM

Lakonislate

Paul de Leeuw (pedo from #2): On Koninginnedag 2007 he was made a Knight of the Order of the Netherlands Lion. - Wikipedia Are you fucking kidding me?

08/17/2009 05:54:00 AM

Anna Sassin

I auctually think #5 is some pretty good music.

08/16/2009 06:29:00 PM

PersonII

wow, that was 3 times, sorry about that, my internet connection is acting strange

08/16/2009 08:56:00 AM

mrxenomorph

#1 was so amazing, I had to make a fan-art ;) : http://mrxenomorph.deviantart.com/art/Insanity-Defined-133577526

08/16/2009 08:55:00 AM

mrxenomorph

#1 was so amazing, I had to make a fan-art ;) : http://mrxenomorph.deviantart.com/art/Insanity-Defined-133577526

08/16/2009 08:53:00 AM

mrxenomorph

#1 was so amazing, I had to make a fan-art ;) : http://mrxenomorph.deviantart.com/art/Insanity-Defined-133577526

08/16/2009 08:53:00 AM

mrxenomorph

I kind of want to bathe in Draino after watching that pedophilia segment...

08/14/2009 03:16:00 PM

wickedmonkey

No. #2 is one of those videos that you can't unwatch. Seriously, WTF?!

08/14/2009 06:52:00 AM

Azshade

LOL Whats the 2nd videos name ?

08/13/2009 01:08:00 PM

Creative9

Number 2 made me very homicidal. And the catshit one was badass all around. Little animals killing eachother? Can't get any better than that.

08/10/2009 03:00:00 PM

YellowJr.

it made me proud to see that my fellow countrymen have been ridiculous enough lately to make this list. i'm from turkey, and nr. 7 was the footage of a talk show where there was this guy who claimed to be able to fly. no way to translate it to english for it to make sense, as he's screaming "Allah, Allah" (which means God, for the few who don't know), and there is no explanation for it. it's the result of "kanal d", which is basically FOX Turkey, trying to get its ratings up.

08/10/2009 06:19:00 AM

twlsw

what is the name of the video for #2??

08/09/2009 12:54:00 PM

suckmybuttons

i hate myself for saying this but number 3 (catshit one) looks pretty badass, except for y'know, the whole bunny thing....

08/08/2009 08:45:00 PM

Liquidkittens

What the FUCK, #2 made me sick. I would hope that if I ever was at a show with something like that, that I would have had the rage necessary to rush the stage and gouge his fucking eyes in, and rip out his tongue with a clenched fist.

08/05/2009 07:57:00 PM

PeaceFist

thanks for the costello, swaim. you are still a fag though.

08/03/2009 06:20:00 PM

OriginalDavid

Three was bad enough, but it. Got. Worse. What the hell is up with number 1?!

08/01/2009 12:05:00 PM

civver

I think the pants joke was basically the only joke Kevin Meaney had. I was bored so I made an actual Swaim Mario character. http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9288/swaimio.png

07/29/2009 09:09:00 PM

thecritic06

"rejected keebler elf" got me. Michael Swaim, you are the god of internet comedy.

07/24/2009 08:17:00 PM

iamacarrot

Yea America the hypocrite :(. Anyway that animal war on terror thing was hilarious because of how serious it was. If they just put in actual people I bet they could get a good audience for that show and make it realistic. Instead they had animals..? and now it's a comedy.

07/24/2009 12:22:00 PM

TheAwesome1337

"except when you play it over and over again, you smug bastards" oh man, so true, though i don't know if that makes it funny or just sad.

07/16/2009 01:01:00 AM

Conformist138

xD final fantasy music in the horse guy's vid

07/10/2009 06:07:00 PM

samuraidanny

Loved the last one "Is it possible to define insanity?" -cut to crazy ass horse dude- "Yes."

07/08/2009 12:31:00 AM

minivanmonkey

good fucking god what just happened to my brain

07/07/2009 08:18:00 PM

purple9haze6

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06/28/2009 03:53:00 PM

Elisabeth09

Nr. 6 is from Norway. It is a spoof of an ancient tradition.

06/25/2009 03:29:00 PM

Eidsvoll

How dare you call Turkey "one of those unibrow countries". Turkey is an Asian country retard. Anyway. Cracked.com rocks.

06/25/2009 09:35:00 AM

kMal

Swaim has the most popular videos on this site for a reason

06/23/2009 09:42:00 PM

Foxxytherian

Chacarron Macarron is about smoking crack, if that helps explain anything.

06/19/2009 05:40:00 PM

TheCaulker

Smartaleck, I saw that video on another site (can't recall which) and in the comments someone said it was a comedian and his son and his son was in on the bit, although it is pretty fuckin creepy but apparently he's being edgy lol

06/11/2009 04:33:00 PM

CrackedEgg

That little kid held his composure very well while that fat guy slobbered on his clothes.

06/10/2009 08:56:00 AM

smartaleck

You ready to JUMP THAT BURGER IN THE MOON!

06/09/2009 08:57:00 AM

elliosenor

this is why i go to cracked

06/06/2009 11:25:00 PM

balrog

funny. add in some elvis costello in the end and we've got one hell of a video.

06/06/2009 06:23:00 PM

yos-wa

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06/06/2009 04:33:00 PM

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06/06/2009 01:00:00 AM

Robforfucksake

hey swaim! didn't you used to be fat?

06/05/2009 04:56:00 AM

thtephen

I actually looked into the madness that is 5. Apparently the "lyrics" were just used as a placeholder to get the rhythm down, but in the end they decided it sounded awesome and kept it as gibberish. Yes. I have too much freetime.

06/04/2009 10:30:00 PM

SamuraiMujuru

number 5 is supposed to be spanish...

06/04/2009 09:00:00 PM

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06/04/2009 06:05:00 PM

Elizalove

i love you swaim!! run away with me

06/04/2009 01:55:00 PM

haunted_toaster

Hey Michael, I agree with moogirl226, and would also marry you in a heart beat. I'm from Canada, so it's legal. :)

06/03/2009 10:05:00 AM

Cephied

GOD! michael you are a genius, i would marry you in a heart beat!

06/02/2009 05:20:00 PM

moogirl226

Mexicans is what that's supposed to be

06/02/2009 11:48:00 AM

tofer

swaim, the more i see, the more i realize you're a comic genius, and that you're completely revamping cracked... i had stopped coming to cracked as regularly, but after seeing a scant 2 episodes of cracked tv, you've hooked me again. well done, sir. well done. by the way, do you film this on the set of power rangers, with the gutted remains of zordon in the background? Somehow, We All Inherit exicans

06/02/2009 11:47:00 AM

tofer

From "AirJobbie" on Youtube (Full video foound under search for "Turkish TV Freak Out") "LMFAO every time i watch this i crack up laughing. OH and the guy that freaks out beleives he's a "phsycic" and that bald guy is like questioning his powers so the "phsycic" lashes out and starts rolling on the floor..............? Hope this clears things up for ya." Thanks AirJobbie

06/02/2009 06:37:00 AM

PrettyTony

I literally laughed until I cried. Well done, Swaim.

06/02/2009 06:21:00 AM

mariam67

so what WAS the explanation for the video showing the guy having a screaming, rolling fit in one of the unibrow countries? ...and also, why are the titles on the webpages always slightly different than the ones that actually appear in the video?

06/01/2009 09:42:00 PM

TheBlueShell

Am I the only one that noticed the video with the donkey had the final boss music from Final Fantasy 6 playing?

06/01/2009 08:16:00 PM

MorteTHeSkull

DJM, before the edit it was a bitter attack on Oprah and her followers. I had to edit it because I meant it as a bitter attack on Oprah and her followers hidden behind the sarcasm. Editing certainly made it better!

06/01/2009 06:22:00 PM

siromar

siromar your comment was way better before the edit

06/01/2009 06:01:00 PM

DJM

so is turkey the leader of the unibrow countries?

06/01/2009 01:27:00 PM

aczechguy

Edit: who will NOT tolerate any exploitation...

06/01/2009 10:06:00 AM

siromar

QuankersJenkins, your analogy is not even close. A more accurate analogy would be if O.J. had filmed a satire of him pretending to murder his wife. Afterward, the comment section went crazy because there's nothing funny about murder! Oh, and I love the "minor" bit. People are offended not because he's a minor, it's because he's a little boy. Had it been a 17 year old cheerleader, he would heralded as a champion. Except by Oprah fans who will tolerate any exploitation of minors, of course.

06/01/2009 10:05:00 AM

siromar

Regardless of whether or not the pedaphile singer one was a joke or not, he is actually slobbering all over a minor. So, I don't see what difference the intent makes. It would be like O.J. killing his wife and saying "No, you don't get it, this is just satire."

06/01/2009 09:48:00 AM

QuankersJenkins

that wus pretty funny - often vaguely disturbing, but funny nevertheless.

06/01/2009 07:06:00 AM

Olli

My biggest lol was Professor Burger.

06/01/2009 06:37:00 AM

Fudge10

@lapezeus So the one and a half million Dutch and Belgian people who watch Paul de Leeuw's show every week are all sicko's? Come on, this is obviously staged and you can always expect things like this from him. He has done plenty more offensive things.

06/01/2009 06:03:00 AM

Aardvark_Soup

Somebody beat on clippy until his contributions are more random

05/31/2009 08:34:00 PM

Defrost_My_Head

The pedophile singing on stage is disgusting. There is no possible justifiable explanation, in English or otherwise, to excuse it as any form of "entertainment". Unless, you're a sicko.

05/31/2009 11:26:00 AM

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05/31/2009 07:41:00 AM

hotsexy4love

He made the clip before writing the lyrics. Someone please tell me this isn't a common thing.

05/31/2009 05:12:00 AM

gigs1890

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoaj8b2bGM that's the chacarron guy, and according to wikipedia it wasn't a joke, it was recorded with the intent of later writing lyrics for the mumbles put people liked it so they put it on the record as is, which makes it abundantly clear that the music business has gone to hell.

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05/31/2009 12:26:00 AM

fulllovegirl

Translation? Oakland kicks ass and Swaim is lame. Suck my black balls!

05/30/2009 04:30:00 PM

pwscott

Does anyone have a link for the butt-biting chaccarone guy? I'm really quite curious as to what the whole thing looks like

05/30/2009 06:56:00 AM

gigs1890

"Researched almost entirely by Cracked forum members"? Now, that's working smarter, not harder! Just please don't depend on us for the comedic content as well. None of us is funny enough for that. NONE OF US.

05/30/2009 06:38:00 AM

SkyPork

Okay, I know this is a boring comment, but, Michael, I just laughed so much, I am crying. I love twisted humor, of which you seem to be expert. Mahalo for the joy, bra.

05/30/2009 01:10:00 AM

josie

I think the whole Paul de Leeuw thing was a farce.

05/29/2009 12:30:00 AM

scorpiov

@smarch Thanks for the tip. I'll totally try that next episode.

05/28/2009 08:26:00 PM

MichaelSwaim

siromar..... I have absolutley no idea how you can watch that video and not want to throw up... If they were trying to be "edgy" or "shocking" they certainly succeeded, because every time I try to close my eyes i'm treated to the scortching memory of a grown man having a nibble fight with his kids ear. This is almost as bad as two girls one cup (ok not that bad) ehhhh i feel dirty. time for todays 16th shower....

05/28/2009 05:36:00 PM

ToastMeister

Okay, seriously now - you guys have to learn how to use the chroma keyer a little better. Even the stuff built-in with Final Cut should be able to key a little better than that. If you're working from a DV source, use "4:1:1 smoothing" to eliminate some of the jaggedness in the key. Sheesh.

05/28/2009 04:25:00 PM

smarch

The pedophile clip is from Holland, im dutch the guy is Paul de Leeuw a homosexual :P a well known dutch person and loved by many but hes a littly messed up in the head (atleast i think so). But dont know man.. I still think that clip is MESSED UP >< *calls cops to report him to the police*

05/28/2009 04:24:00 PM

Alexicon

You can't go wrong with "Dancing Mad". XD

05/28/2009 04:01:00 PM

Samehada

the next topic should be 5 wtf moments of american media. this would be #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

05/28/2009 02:12:00 PM

samsaulsbury

im just gonna go ahead and say that guy was probably the kids dad and it was a joke intended to make the audience laugh. otherwise WTF x 100000 good vid tho swaim

05/28/2009 01:32:00 PM

IPWNU

Funny as hell, good work Swaim. XOXO.

05/28/2009 12:46:00 PM

articdragone

Chill out, pedophiles and prudes. S.W.A.I.M says in the very beginning of the video that they could probably translate or Google the videos and find a perfectly reasonable explanation for the behavior, but they would rather watch and make fun of it. That's exactly what they have done here. Both sides are right about that creepy pedophile. I'm sure it was a joke that we don't understand because we have no idea where that video is from. Also, it is disgusting and deeply disturbing...probably because we don't know the joke...It serves as "shock humor" for us. Perhaps how they intended it as well.

05/28/2009 11:22:00 AM

Eva_Aisling

Toastmeister, the whole point of the clip is to shock the audience by implying he's having sex with the kid. Notice how he's NOT actually having sex with him. He nibbles on his shirt and kisses his cheek? Truly a catastrophe of biblical proportions! And attacking me as a pedophile because I do not find the video overly offensive (just uncomfortable, as the performer intended) is such a cliche. But not as much of a cliche as "anti-rape not anti-sex" gem, of course.

05/28/2009 10:59:00 AM

siromar

Indeed.

05/28/2009 08:41:00 AM

a_penis

Also, the first clip was hilarious! Why has there not been more praise for that bit? WHAT WAS HE ACTUALLY DOING?

05/28/2009 04:38:00 AM

jackpayne

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05/28/2009 04:36:00 AM

jackpayne

Haha, number 2 was hilarious and creepy. I was surprised to see the show from Romania on the list too :P

05/28/2009 02:47:00 AM

Vidike

Holy crap, I have not laughed this hard in the longest time!

05/28/2009 02:25:00 AM

TUROK1134

...Hahaha disregard that, I suck cocks. /watches the video.

05/28/2009 12:55:00 AM

Coffee

Awwwehh the video isn't workinggg.

05/28/2009 12:54:00 AM

Coffee

Siromar said: "Every time that dutch "pedophile" video is posted a bunch of people freak out. Nobody is actually getting molested. It is a joke in a a society that is more open about sexuality than Anglo-Americans. The kid will not grow up shooting heroin in a dark alley with soft violin music in the background. Relax." Were we watching the same video? I'm pretty sure my WTF attitude is justifiable when a man shoves a kid between his legs and gently nibbles on his shirt then slowly kissing his cheek. And geussing from your comment that video probably gives you a raging hard boner. Being Anti pedophelia isnt anti sex. Its anti fucking rape. You retard.

05/28/2009 12:48:00 AM

ToastMeister

Swaim, I would happily marry you

05/27/2009 10:27:00 PM

funstuff

Cat-Shit-Game. Thanks Japan!

05/27/2009 09:40:00 PM

Sonicsceam2

Rejected keibler elf... I missed you Swaim :)

05/27/2009 09:02:00 PM

ByzGirl

wow, so many angry assholes, wonder if they know that this is meant to be funny regardless of what the video's initial intention was? In other news, fucking amazing video, and now I'm going to find that horse making shrooms and worship the fuck out of it

05/27/2009 05:15:00 PM

MikeLiterous

Cracked forum members screwed up; everybody knows Chacarron is not really in any language. The guy wrote the tune without any lyrics, so just recorded himself humming it, and thought it was so funny he decided never to write any lyrics.

05/27/2009 04:55:00 PM

Pedgerow

Every time that dutch "pedophile" video is posted a bunch of people freak out. Nobody is actually getting molested. It is a joke in a a society that is more open about sexuality than Anglo-Americans. The kid will not grow up shooting heroin in a dark alley with soft violin music in the background. Relax.

05/27/2009 02:58:00 PM

siromar

That man/boy singing combo is so seriously fucked up .... it crosses that line from uncomfortable to just bizzare

05/27/2009 02:12:00 PM

PrettyTony

I don't get foreign people.

05/27/2009 01:46:00 PM

Tom_Servo

My uncle snores just like that Chacarron guy's singing....and when he crawls in bed with me after he thinks I'm asleep, I can't tell you how many times the phrase "Like a retarded engine failing to turn over" leaps to my mind

05/27/2009 10:43:00 AM

..Becky..

Oh dear god, THAT KID BEING MOLESTED IS SINGING IN DUTCH, MY LANGUAGE!

05/27/2009 09:35:00 AM

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05/27/2009 06:42:00 AM

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05/27/2009 06:33:00 AM

Shirleyxx

I always thought number 2 was from some sort of weird NAMBLA party or something.

05/27/2009 05:24:00 AM

rocksteady

That horse's head made #1 about eight times more disturbing. What kind of mushrooms was that horse-man cooking?

05/27/2009 05:18:00 AM

greeenhaze

Swaim is the funniest guy on cracked, he should do this more often, kinda looks like the pc guy on the mac commercials doing david spade's hollywood snl type stuff

05/27/2009 05:05:00 AM

emptyeternity

Hey! Les Guignols de l'Info got referenced! Awesome! (for American readers, I'm talking about the bit at the very end with the marionettes) I had no idea anyone outside of France knew them!

05/27/2009 05:04:00 AM

SsnakeBite

@reztoc: It was from Final Fantasy 6 (or 3 as originally released in the U.S.), specifically the fourth part of "Dancing Mad," the final boss music that plays during Kefka's final form.

05/27/2009 04:28:00 AM

mbkerr

Swaim is pretty handsome, he just looks like a fat nerd in his banner photo.

05/27/2009 03:24:00 AM

owenhbrown

OMG. That was so awesome. I was ROFLOL. That's why I love Japan. I gotta know. Which Final Fantasy was that playing on the background of #1?

05/27/2009 03:05:00 AM

reztoc

I seriously don't get whats wrong with that CGI bunny war thing. It seems pretty decent. If the only thing you find weird about it is the name, know that the original name is Apocalypse Meow, which is fucking witty.

05/27/2009 02:19:00 AM

PolarBearCult

yea the pedophile is Paul de Leeuw. he's from holland and he's a homosexual.

05/27/2009 02:18:00 AM

NLjaan

wow number 7 made me really laugh but number 2 was really wtf disturbing

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05/27/2009 12:07:00 AM

fulllovegirl

Swaim, that was phenomenal, thanks for working so hard to consistently bring the funny, it can't be easy. Hilarious!

05/26/2009 11:23:00 PM

Argentiferous

Is it just me or is this mostly a rehash of previous Cracked material?

05/26/2009 10:52:00 PM

sparrowfell

The floating head of Kevin Meaney was great.

05/26/2009 09:49:00 PM

galaxyrock

ads? ADS? NOOOOOOOOO! I will NOT wait 15 seconds!!!!

05/26/2009 09:46:00 PM

ERelevant

You assholes sold the video space! Do I now have to watch some shitty advertisement every time I download a new Swaim vid?

05/26/2009 09:43:00 PM

Imonarollagay

God i really fucked up dat last part of the sentence of my comment. meh like it matters

05/26/2009 09:38:00 PM

grimcrack

nope. this is by faaaaaaaaar not the worst video on cracked. the worst video in cracked award definetly goes to the "some pppl take their april fool's day way too seriously" by the network thingy. made the movie idiocracy seem citizen kane(which i slept in my flim class) though by contrast.

05/26/2009 09:35:00 PM

grimcrack

Eeeeek. That's...just...wrong. The first time I was ever introduced to the Chacarron video I was warned that it's like regaton as sung by the Swedish Chef.

05/26/2009 09:01:00 PM

Genkai

point the toe!

05/26/2009 09:00:00 PM

eliot-rosewater

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/323187/ Found the pedohile guy vid. Apparently his name is Paul de Leeuw

05/26/2009 08:58:00 PM

Samael76

Cat Shit One looks dongtastical!

05/26/2009 08:57:00 PM

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05/26/2009 08:55:00 PM

zhangmanyu

Hahahaha Nice work...

05/26/2009 08:48:00 PM

RedCricket

Of course only when I post some scathing criticism about your shit does the dam thing work. Great work as always Swaim. Nearly spat my soup on the 'puter again!

05/26/2009 08:14:00 PM

echocharlie

Your little film here isn't working lady bug. You could be 100% more pompus if your video worked properly. *sigh*

05/26/2009 08:06:00 PM

echocharlie

Does anyone have the youtube links for the clips?

05/26/2009 07:49:00 PM

Ioovius

Ahahahaha The horse one made me laugh and kind of creeped me out

05/26/2009 07:45:00 PM

iamawesome

I think I watched the last one three times and it kept getting funnier.

05/26/2009 07:36:00 PM

thamuzicaddict

Nice choice of video game music.

05/26/2009 06:59:00 PM

Natnie

your spanish is good, swaim!

05/26/2009 06:26:00 PM

Eichen

Yeah im from Mexico and that Chacarron Macarrron song,used to be number 1 here,it is a cool song,tough noody understand what the fuck the guy was saying,and the guy with the green cap,I dont know what�s his problem,probably his singing,but what do I know?

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05/26/2009 05:25:00 PM

suibianlove01

That poor kid singing looked like he was having a dongtacular day... but in a bad way.

05/26/2009 05:19:00 PM

TheRockit

I-Rod is a fucking dumbass. He's called El Mudo because of this song. BTW: in case it was too subtle for you, he was intentionally mumbling.

05/26/2009 04:48:00 PM

jogiff

a dongtacular video, as always

05/26/2009 04:48:00 PM

RocHard021

Ah, Swaimy. Swaimy Swaimy Swaimy, your ability to amuse me never fails. I cannot wait for your next video. Good luck on finding more acronyms.

05/26/2009 04:37:00 PM

SilverHearted

I love you Michael Swaim.

05/26/2009 04:34:00 PM

nhuenneke07

"The Chacarron guy I is called El Mudo (The Mute) so how do you feel now making fun of someone who has difficulty speaking, I bet cracked members feel like douches now" Actually, his name is El Chombo. Yeah, I don't know what it means either, according to Freetranslation.com it means "The Chombo". Thanks, guys, I don't think I could've figured THAT out.

05/26/2009 04:22:00 PM

JawnDee

I feel like a particularly old-school Cracked reader for recognizing that the top two are both former Daily Nooners. Anyone remember that segment? Anyone?

05/26/2009 04:20:00 PM

commandersnarky

Man, how did Farfour not make the cut?

05/26/2009 04:11:00 PM

PhunkyD

Holy shit, they made an Apocalypse Meow movie? That's what the trailer is with the bunnies shooting people. It's originally a manga about Vietnam, re-enacted by bunnies. It was an odd read.

05/26/2009 04:07:00 PM

Caboose-1

can i get a link to that pedophile vid

05/26/2009 04:03:00 PM

t3gh

haha, i have chacarron on my ipod. me and my friend played it on the speakers at our store

05/26/2009 03:57:00 PM

lycia

Warren Peace! WARREN PEACE! Swaim you are now the king of puns.

05/26/2009 03:56:00 PM

Demmagog

whata hell was that pedophile video??? this was legal??? omfg!

05/26/2009 03:52:00 PM

frozzzt

Swaim watching the peado cracked me up. But still The boy should have chinned the Nonce.

05/26/2009 03:51:00 PM

TripMaverick

Popular athletes and actors who are known to be tough, who would have been beaten up by Bruce Lee

05/26/2009 03:51:00 PM

buzski

wow that was dongtacular

05/26/2009 03:50:00 PM

trap93

wtf?! was the pedophile part really necessary? UGH!!!

05/26/2009 03:34:00 PM

karlojey

Funny shit.

05/26/2009 02:58:00 PM

Aniline

Haha the pedophilia was craaazy Ie&MichaelSwaim

05/26/2009 02:41:00 PM

timesamillion

*Dongtacular.

05/26/2009 02:39:00 PM

LedZeppelin

That was pretty dongtastic

05/26/2009 02:32:00 PM

LedZeppelin

Number 4's been done on the Colbert Report. The host got in to a water battle with the guy that owns Virgin America.

05/26/2009 02:30:00 PM

theHeadCase

dongtastic is going to appear in the comments section forever now, you guys know that right?

05/26/2009 02:10:00 PM

whitenerd

That Burger-kicking thing was in Norwegian. Don't worry, most of us are better than that at speaking english and not doing completely senseless things

05/26/2009 02:05:00 PM

O)))

very dongtastic

05/26/2009 01:26:00 PM

ragoroth

I saw the "Cat Shit One" vid on youtube a little while back, and everyone was praising how well the name fit. Either they know way too much about japanese shit, or I'm hopelessly out of touch

05/26/2009 01:07:00 PM

grommit93

Dongtastic video. That pedo part weirded me out, and I just watched Eraserhead.

05/26/2009 12:57:00 PM

ImaginaryDurden

swaim you crazy bastard that was extremely dongtastic! Top dong to the most dongtastic video on cracked to date

05/26/2009 12:35:00 PM

allpowerful

dongtastic I say, dongtastic

05/26/2009 12:15:00 PM

Mark_S

You need a reference list, I wana seem the originals!!

05/26/2009 12:13:00 PM

ZPotch

Yeah, this was pretty funny. But then I read this: "An aside: what would CrackedTV look like? I m thinking a fixed camera affair where a stern older gentleman sits in a large comfortable chair smoking a pipe. He looks directly into the camera, and reads Cracked.com articles verbatim. Projected onto a screen in the background are still images of Christian Bale relaxing about his house." And I suppress a disappointed sigh.

05/26/2009 12:11:00 PM

follicleman

Either that guy was very damn hungry or he really is a pedophile...

05/26/2009 11:56:00 AM

jagenigma

That last one wasn't on TV at all but some guy's mindboggling youtube vid. The title was along the lines of "So I picked some poison mushrooms naked and ate them."

05/26/2009 11:52:00 AM

CannedFury

The Chacarron guy I is called El Mudo (The Mute) so how do you feel now making fun of someone who has difficulty speaking, I bet cracked members feel like douches now hehehe cracked members

05/26/2009 11:51:00 AM

I-Rod

Hahahaha that was def. the best Cracked TV I've ever seen. That was great.

05/26/2009 11:45:00 AM

wildcardlx

I nearly choked to death when I attempted to eat a sandwich while watching this video. That's how hard I was laughing. Fucking great, Swaim.

05/26/2009 11:44:00 AM

Judicator

That video was absolutely dongtacular

05/26/2009 11:33:00 AM

ofursnati

Yeah, that "pedo" is a dutch singer/comedy artist/whatever the hell you wanna call it. The clips was apparantly actually a sketch he did. He also had the same boy in for a sketch about talentshows. I was pretty shocked the first time I saw it too.

05/26/2009 10:57:00 AM

soulraven

Ok, there are a bunch of people in the comments section saying that these clips are funnier if you understand the language, and then not offering even a rough translation. What the hell, people? Also, can someone Dutch please explain HOW the pedophile one is funny, not creepy? People have said basically, "you had to be there." Is that the best you can do? 'Cause I've seen more of that video than just those clips, and frankly, it just looks sick. Please help me understand the joke. Thank you. Merci. Danke. Etc.

05/26/2009 10:56:00 AM

greengoddess

"crrrrrackiado television" muy chistoso

05/26/2009 10:53:00 AM

checkminus

Hey, Swaim, could I carry your children? I am a guy, but that could be changed. I'm just checking to see if this is alright with you before we have sweaty transgender sex.

05/26/2009 10:43:00 AM

RivenHale

it's kinda disturbing but I find that pedo absolutely hilarious :D

05/26/2009 10:37:00 AM

ekspresis

SWAIM ROCKS!

05/26/2009 10:09:00 AM

pynal

that jesse james douche rocks enough denim and tribal print gear to stock the men's section at walmart.

05/26/2009 09:59:00 AM

BobbyD84

Swaim is awesome.

05/26/2009 09:48:00 AM

Braddurs

The first clip (for those wondering) is a Trukish man who claims he can fly. Before he does his "special dance" he claims that he once flew in a bus, and that he had witnesses. I guess he was trying to fly again or something retarded like that. :D

05/26/2009 09:46:00 AM

Misterberu

he is going to sing a song for you (clipy)

05/26/2009 09:42:00 AM

zzz123kkma

Swaim has outdone himself thats greasy julian

05/26/2009 09:35:00 AM

wizardofchron

OMG! The pedophile is OURS! I knew there was a reason I stayed of those channels!

05/26/2009 09:19:00 AM

korilian

That... was Dongtastic! Now, we need more clips of Dutch people doing awesome things like eating a child (actually Paul's nephew I believe)

05/26/2009 09:09:00 AM

Esmoreit

The first clip was the Albanian Tom Cruise professing his love to Katie Bin Holmes.

05/26/2009 09:03:00 AM

Chunkknuckle

IMHO That was one of the best episodes of cracked.tv!!!

05/26/2009 08:56:00 AM

Phil_S

I was disappointed that we saw the run-up and the aftermath of the burger being kicked, but the actual burger-kicking was denied us. Regardless, I still want to have Michael Swaim's babies.

05/26/2009 08:28:00 AM

kazarkus

Great content but wtf are you trying to do with the keying ad composite? Let me guess, you have a cousin who once looked at after effects and he does it? Unless crappy is the style, in which case, you nailed it.

05/26/2009 08:12:00 AM

RudyJhb

That was moelested. LMAO! You guys are hilarious.

05/26/2009 07:40:00 AM

hummahumma

The depiction of Americans as rabbits is actually a pun on the Japanese word for rabbit. The Japanese word for rabbit is "F0U0N0," which can be romanized as "usagi," a play on USA GI. cat shit one

05/26/2009 07:30:00 AM

Kumiho

The psychological research to bystander effect is probably more to the point than the Stanford Prison experiment, but that's just me nitpicking. ;) Great video, and I got a laugh out of that 'pedophilia' clip, because me being Dutch, I recognized it.

05/26/2009 07:27:00 AM

IsThisFrank?

Great, now I got Chacarron stuck in my head again, probably for another week. Cat Shit One TOTALLY makes up for it though.

05/26/2009 07:15:00 AM

Cuntboy

CATSHIT1 is going to be great! I can't wait to wear my bunny costume to the theater!

05/26/2009 06:57:00 AM

Onodera

Swaim, If you wanna pull a Jay Leno, and broadcast your show 5 days a week, we actually wouldn't mind. Damn I love starting my morning with disturbing sh!t. Thanks for catshitone.

05/26/2009 06:45:00 AM

Chojinra

And oh, he's gay.

05/26/2009 06:36:00 AM

Benvolio

The pedophiliac in clip 2 is actually Hollands most respected and well known television presenter, Paul De Leeuw. Haha!

05/26/2009 06:35:00 AM

Benvolio

Swaim, you are Swaimazing. Let's add that to Oxford. Really, Grrrl? Fuckin' Grrl?!?!

05/26/2009 06:26:00 AM

pelcurus

cleepy!

05/26/2009 06:19:00 AM

Darius_Roberti

I like how the song in the last vid was "Dancing Mad"

05/26/2009 06:16:00 AM

Happy Emo

Yes, the "pedophilia" performance is totally a joke -- quite a funny one, at least for some people. Hard to see the act getting very far in America, though. Also, "Macarron Chacarron"'s lyrics are intentional gibberish, except for the two words in the title, which mean "Cocaine Party". Explains a lot, don't it?

05/26/2009 06:05:00 AM

JanniR

"Except when you replay it over and over again - you smug bastard." You can do no wrong, sir. Kudos to you! Another week rendered awesome with the help of a Swaim video.

05/26/2009 06:02:00 AM

auslander

Gah! You had to remind me of that evil reggaeton song chakarron.

05/26/2009 06:01:00 AM

bananasplitlady

This is my new favorite episode, Swaim your never not funny. Was that guy in the red thong a member of Sparklehorse?

05/26/2009 05:55:00 AM

Konner7

The clip about the romanian officials is even funnier if you understand the language (but also sad for Romania)

05/26/2009 05:49:00 AM

mihai

Swaim, if you ever stop being funny, the whole universe will implode. We depend on you for survival.

05/26/2009 05:42:00 AM

youllforgetit

I watched this entire thing expecting something Japanese. I was not disappointed, Japan.

05/26/2009 05:38:00 AM

EinDose

That guy with the kid is a Dutch TV personality/singer/comedian Paul de Leeuw. It's all staged and part of the act, he's not a paedophile. He's actually one of the most popular people on Dutch TV. Kid might even be his, not sure.

05/26/2009 05:36:00 AM

WingsOfDaidalos

thanks for the post I missed my daily Swaim.. keep them coming your funny bastard

05/26/2009 05:26:00 AM