No Homo: The Get Out of Gay Free Card
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I like how the word h**o is (by default, you can change it) censored in the comments, but not in the title of the video. Why censor it anywhere? Anybody who would be offended is either not here or already as offended as they're likely to get.
Replyand then gay sex ensued
Replyno h**o
This s**t's funny. I remember making jokes like this.
ReplyWalk up behind someone, "Hey, can I stick my dick in your ass? No h**o."
Husband: hey, mind if i violently Bone you until your left on the floor crying?
ReplyWife: i told you im denying you sex as punishment for last saterday
Husband: NO HETERO
Wife: alright then.
I hope you don't mind if I use that "Get out of gay free card" to bash the people who do this kind of thing. Few things tick me off more than people who pull that kind of s**t.
Replybest part about this vid is that stuff actually happens
Replyi also used to rag on Twilight until i actually SAW the film,shocked to find out there is not even 1 chick in the whole movie i did not slaver over with craven desire to violently use them all for my hetero-male supremacist sexual needs.TEAM HOT VAMP CHIX!
ReplyObvious troll is obvious?
RexIdiotarum U do relize that you are on a website that was built purely for commedy, and random crap. And did you really think the entire thing was about twilight? Complete idiot. go post on some political website.
ReplyThere is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps about
Reply"unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.
It's funny because it reinforces the fact that the mere interpretation of being gay is something to despise and fear. Oh wait...
ReplyIt really didn't wow me in any way. It wasn't particularly funny, it wasn't insightful, it tried to be offensive, but I'm at a loss of whom their target is.
Is it the insecure guys that believe that being gay is the worst thing ever and being perceived as such is bad? Well, that would acceptable, but then it makes a jab at Twighlight for being Gay, which I presume was to cash in at a wide audience's hatred for Twilight as a last ditch effort to turn a joke from this. Twighlight has disappointingly few gay scenes in it, it's just extremely emo and mopey. While I know a few gay people that like it, I know quite a few more that hate it. Actually, I know more heterosexual men than homosexual men that like the book or movie. So...
If it's trying to make fun of gay people, well, there's been much, much better ways of doing so, possibly by putting a lot more
Have you BEEN to this site before? Judging by how seriously you took this, I do not think that is the case.
Ha! You're all serious and hoighty toighty with your beef, and you go deep into analyzing a so-so-lol-video, yet you can't spell Twilight. Is that ironic? I seriously have no idea. I'll go check the Irony topic page again...
Ahhhhhhhaha.
ReplyThat ice cream was silly.
I also think it was silly. By 'silly' I mean, 'hot'.
That was hot. two guys licking icecream together
Or you could just do it for drugs like this guy. watch?v=iCyg_2N_21Q
ReplyAn interesting look into how a surprisingly large proportion of males that age act; that is, with a foolish determination to be seen as masculine, when really, who gives a fuck?
ReplyI think some of those situation go a little too far...like uncomfortabley far.
ReplyThe ice cream was unreasonably hot. *fans self*
ReplyHere, I have a spare "oh-my-god-that-was-so-hot fan".
the ice cream bit was orgasmic, the rest was funny as hell.
Replynice one!
I think saying no homo is fucking gay,if you're worried about sounding gay,you're gay. Also,this vid ruled,except for the end. That sucked.
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ReplySeriously, bring Net_Work back Cracked.
ReplyTo supersimetrico, and any other person who references "never getting that time back":
ReplyYou'll never get any time in your life back, even the good parts. So implying that a video is unfunny by saying that you'll never be able to get that time back is not only 1) unoriginal but 2) completely fucking retarded.