HBN: Male Figure Skating Tries to be Less Gay (And Fails)

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By: G-Stone | May. 12, 2009 | 78,662 views
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lol figure skating now is totally gay from what ive seen

08/24/2009 03:15:00 PM
explodibur

I dunno if I'd call this my favorite HBN yet, but damn, this this make me laugh. The Hannity & Colmes gay joke in particular. And body-checking and punching in figure-skating would probably make me watch the sport. :D But I guess that's what hockey's for. I didn't think it was possible to disturb someone and get a song stuck in their head at the same time... you proved me wrong with that last clip. >_

06/09/2009 08:36:00 AM
PATH

MY EYES!!! OH DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!

05/31/2009 09:04:00 AM
cutslasher

OMFG! The last part made my eyes bleed!!! Damn you GStone! Damn you!!!

05/25/2009 02:17:00 PM
karlojey

elvis stojko... stojko means dick in serbian-croatian-bosnian

05/20/2009 12:05:00 PM
milestarcar1994

asdf asdfasdasd

05/19/2009 09:48:00 PM
madmad

omg that last clip was terrifying.

05/18/2009 07:05:00 AM
yesbutnotyou

Well, to be fair, skating does actually require a lot of athleticism, strength and stamina. Ballet, too, and these sports are not taken seriously, especially when men are involved. I'd like to see any one of the Cracked readers try to do either sport, and then I'd laugh at how they all failed miserably. That being said, yes, it's still totally gay.

05/15/2009 11:25:00 AM
kazarkus

Plushenko's sex bomb was friggin hilarious, now if only he did that during the Olympics....

05/14/2009 11:45:00 PM
Pelephant

Now, guys and gals, try not to rewind the video to the Porno Vest scene. That's what I thought.

05/14/2009 12:33:00 PM
paperduckie

the thing that sucks is that the stripping skater guy is wearing a muscle suit. soooo..... close.

05/14/2009 05:05:00 AM
bunni

So I got involved with my actual life for a few weeks and stopped playing with my Internet friends. The price I pay? I fucking MISSED shirtless blogging!! This is the story of my life. I finally get exactly what I want and I'm off doing something else. Also, this is more ice skating than I've seen in the last 5 years. I had forgotten how hilarious it is. A guy named Elvis giving a speech about being macho? Thanks, G-stone.

05/14/2009 04:14:00 AM
greengoddess

you win this round gladstone...

05/13/2009 05:04:00 PM
LestertheMo

WTF? Everyone in this episode looked like a gay figure skater!

05/13/2009 12:19:00 PM
AmbroseKali

lol...really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with hot models, seems the club called: __Tallmingle Co M___, do you hear this before?

05/13/2009 08:44:00 AM
Shirleyxx

Ah, Plushenko doing sexbomb, always a great way to start the day

05/13/2009 02:02:00 AM
Chary

make a wish

05/13/2009 12:56:00 AM
meancookie89

Great to see you back, G-Stone. The gay voice-over was hysterical!

05/13/2009 12:20:00 AM
josie

yes this is a great one deffinatly one of my favorites....so when did you do that movie

05/12/2009 08:18:00 PM
Osirisgod

@theheadcase. yes. i plugged "gayest figure skater ever" into youtube and that was the first hit. it took longer for me to pick the best PART of the clip than to find the clip.

05/12/2009 07:51:00 PM
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