5 Videos That Tried to be Cute (And Failed Hilariously)

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  1. Anniezz

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  2. Dead.juice

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    "Oh!"
    "Mom!"
    "Kill me!"
    lol goddman it Swaim, I shouldn't love you, but I do. Your nasty.

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  3. Greene_

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    The slowing changing wardrobe was impressive, until the end. The end... Where everything culminates in terrifying perversion.

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  4. CanNahDah

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    I thought the talking puppy one was adorable

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  5. Emjeah

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    Swaim Cat!

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  6. tcgreatness

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    wardrobe change

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  7. LightNamida

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    what the f**k?

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  8. GreekNinja15

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    you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

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  9. Vinyahuinewen

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    Swaim...in a bowtie...mmmm....you still married?

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  10. Hydrall

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    Aww, that dog was effin' adorable!

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  11. tkuppal

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    your tie became a bowtie...wait where did the bunny...hobo gloves?

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  12. Asheaka

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    In the video with the cobra, that poor animal probably had its mouth sewn shut.

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    1. greyrosie

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      what about the baby? it started to strangle him! that was just a fest of danger.

    2. EvanCarlson

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      Snake charmers remove the fangs from the snakes they perform with. And then apparently use them to teach babies that cobras are fun toys in a country where thousands die from cobra bites every year.

  13. Fckitt

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    WTF poor baby

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  14. OminousChris

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    That song at the end: Katamari Damacy, baby.

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  15. LouiseMarySmith

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    Sorry Swaim, but everything is cuter than a baby and always has been.
    On a side note I never realised how small bear penises are, well the more you know...

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    1. songgirl118

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      new cause! dildos for female bears. donate now!

  16. AFluffyImp

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    Jinglecats! You win >9000 Respect Points for that! They've been a joke in my family since I was a toddler. :}

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  17. ManWithOpinions

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    ...eeep.

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  18. Necroskull

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    Mama!
    Uh
    Oh
    KILL ME!
    Highlight of the episode right there.The animal masturbation was creepy.

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    1. NevermoreJones

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      That "Kill Me!" caption killed me. I seriously couldn't hold the laughter back

    2. GreekNinja15

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      you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

  19. CyndyLouWho

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    Swaim, you are so hot. I love ur whiskers.

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  20. sullivangang

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    oh man, swaim, you're freakin me out

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