Every Dave Matthews Band Song Ever

nice :D

06/20/2009 11:46:00 AM

That was hilarious, nice one.

06/19/2009 07:45:00 AM

BGH122

Slinky317 Cracks me,as if ANY FUCKING READER ON CRACKED likes Panic at the disco or any of that other garbage,motherfucker,you're on Cracked,better recongnize the Thrash! right guys? hahahaha

06/08/2009 11:47:00 PM

TonyE99

Huge DMB fan for a very long time and laughed my A$$ off at this one...Good times...being good IS good...

06/05/2009 09:27:00 AM

mightymike1000

dmb are the worst. this video was absolutely hysterical. and i didn't realize that not liking dave mattews band meant we liked panic! at the dicso, nickel back and other garbage....dumb fans. great video

05/27/2009 11:00:00 PM

elliottsmith

...was not expecting that. at all. fricking hilarious, though

05/22/2009 09:14:00 AM

habbazoot

I looooove DMB like crazy, and I thought this was hilarious. Very nice.

05/18/2009 05:50:00 PM

kpendrick

I LIKE MUSIC

05/15/2009 04:32:00 PM

crackalacka

Pretty damn funny. Very well done.

05/14/2009 10:55:00 PM

jonnyt

im a dmb fan.. and this song was hilarious.. i dont know why ppl cant take jokes.. its a comedy website for God's sakes!

05/14/2009 06:53:00 PM

prochafilho

A-bopp-da-bebby da-boop-a-da-bebby da-doop-da-dabebby-booo

05/14/2009 06:48:00 AM

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05/14/2009 05:58:00 AM

winterlee

"Gonna fuck your butthole on the boat" Good stuff. DMB is pretty bland college rock and lulz at the DMB fans who can't take a joke.

05/12/2009 11:22:00 AM

chenry

I've never heard of this band before, but the video was pretty funny, and the music didn't actually seem that bad. I'm guessing it's a dig at the lyrics rather than the music.

05/12/2009 01:35:00 AM

hazzardous

You know what makes me sad? I am a reformed Dave Matthews Band fan, and this song is better than all of the shit the real band has put out in a decade.

05/11/2009 10:44:00 PM

teanthor

You know what makes me sad? The only thing I've ever heard that had anything to do with Dave Matthews was the song Gravedigger. And it was good. I say that as a musician and as a creature with ears. It was a good song. More mellow than I'm used to, but pretty awesome. And then I didn't listen to any of the Dave Matthews Band's music ever again. It just didn't come up. So I...I have nothing to hate. And that's terrible.

05/11/2009 09:34:00 PM

BalladFen

"i'm a big dmb fan, screw all you haters, go listen to rap and hip hop, you wont even remember the artists name in 3 years. oh yea and vid sucked" Can't you wait 5 years from now when people say "DMB... was that some epidemic?"

05/11/2009 07:52:00 PM

shiftysdad

DMB is a band you either like or don't I think they are pretty cool but jesus it's a joke so why the fuck is anyone getting offended.

05/11/2009 12:52:00 PM

Violator

bloody wonderful

05/11/2009 10:58:00 AM

charlieholliday

man you guys need to calm down it's a joke and obviously you guys cant take one

05/11/2009 06:42:00 AM

fink000

i'm a big dmb fan, screw all you haters, go listen to rap and hip hop, you wont even remember the artists name in 3 years. oh yea and vid sucked

05/11/2009 04:46:00 AM

usmercenary

Yeah, DMB sucks, fuck those guys! Now let's listen to more Nickleback, Fall Out Boy, and Panic at the Disco because they're so awesome and original!

05/11/2009 04:33:00 AM

slinky317

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05/10/2009 06:24:00 PM

pups4ever

DMB sucks. All their songs sound exactly the same and they're super pretentious.

05/10/2009 12:42:00 AM

hamsterjelly

Man guitar strap sweat grosses me out. Also, this was quite funny.

05/09/2009 11:07:00 PM

moefreak

On a scale of 1 to 10 How wet is your vagina? Oh my god I had to pause it I was on the floor literally dying of laughter

05/09/2009 10:04:00 PM

ComicJunkie87

ha! im a huge dmb fan but this was funny.

05/09/2009 07:05:00 PM

diatom15

Hey, I was there! Moderately funny....

05/09/2009 06:57:00 PM

thebyron

The fact this song is better than anything the Dave Matthews Band made that I've ever heard is a testament to either my ignorance of music, their terrible songwriting or this song's quality. Maybe all three.

05/09/2009 06:25:00 PM

EinDose

this was great. all these sad dmb fans need to realize this is exactly how he sounds like.

05/09/2009 06:24:00 PM

hookhoax

I don't know if these commenters are aware that this is a pisstake of a band who create incredibly vague, nonsensical songs, or if they think Cracked decided to legitimately put some random band's music on here.

05/09/2009 06:14:00 PM

TheDarkFlame

this was pretty stupid.

05/09/2009 06:02:00 PM

jonostars

Sorry, this blew.

05/09/2009 05:47:00 PM

DaTeach

yeah this was pretty disappointing

05/09/2009 05:32:00 PM

krazytom

Weak... I really tried, but this was weak. This just suuucked...

05/09/2009 05:24:00 PM

miianwilson

I don't even listen to DMB, and yet every time the word '(gibberish)' appeared, I laughed like a hyena. Well done.

05/09/2009 04:33:00 PM

RivenHale

Another awesome job, Radiopants. Did you do all the music and such?

05/09/2009 04:29:00 PM

drummer83

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05/09/2009 03:10:00 PM

BeanBurrito

Being good is good.

05/09/2009 01:21:00 PM

redx190

I like DMB, but yeah this was funny.

05/09/2009 01:02:00 PM

nyarly

DMB needs to die. Seriously, they need to join Poison and all country musicians in the 7th circle of Hell. Fucking Yanni for coffee shop kids...

05/09/2009 12:44:00 PM

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05/09/2009 12:24:00 PM

fulllovegirl

hey, i actually like this song, haha

05/09/2009 11:50:00 AM

ragnarqk

Good old Cracked stuffs. Here are more fun videos, "Week's Most Hilarious Videos 5/4" http://tv1.com/playlists/411

05/09/2009 10:47:00 AM

sky_slasher

Hahahah very nice. Gotta say I enjoy the odd DMB track though. I try not to discriminate against types of music though. Except little weezy.

05/09/2009 10:41:00 AM

gregger

Great parody. These annoying motherfuckers need to stop making music.

05/09/2009 10:24:00 AM

fknrat

This was retarded. Singing about buttholes and vaginas? What, am I in the 7th grade? How can you jackasses find this funny?

05/09/2009 10:22:00 AM

thamuzicaddict

Great video, hard to believe it's a parody. DMB's popularity with my kind makes me embarassed to be white.

05/09/2009 09:57:00 AM

SamLowery

I remember getting dragged to their show at MSG a few years ago, and during the encore they started playing Two Step, a song I kinda like. Well, when they were still playing the same song A GODDAM HALF-HOUR LATER, I lost my interest pretty quickly. Seriously, fuck those guys.

05/09/2009 09:36:00 AM

OldSoulSong

THANK YOU!

05/09/2009 09:32:00 AM

MarginWalker

This was annoying and awful, so that means it really was a spot-on impersonation of Dave Matthews. Well done!

05/09/2009 09:25:00 AM

fintzu

i like Dave Matthews Band too but man this video was funny .... but is it me or did seem like something Adam Sandler would do alot more ... lol

05/09/2009 08:52:00 AM

CesarCruz614

I actually like Dave Matthews a lot, but this video is hilarious.

05/09/2009 08:29:00 AM

schorschie

I can tell it was a fake DMB vid because I didn't bleed from the ears as much as I normally do.

05/09/2009 08:28:00 AM

ern19

lamest shit i've ever heard

05/09/2009 08:01:00 AM

somedayrome

I know absolutely nothing about the Dave Matthews Band, but I suspect this video was very good.

05/09/2009 07:41:00 AM

Pedgerow

This video was funny, it was actually pretty accura-(gibberish) and I really (guitar solo)'d it. Thanks for (incomprehensible sexual suggestions), Cracked.

05/09/2009 06:53:00 AM