Every Dave Matthews Band Song Ever

New leaked track! Never released! Just as nonsensical as the rest!

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  1. gxtmfa

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    Yeah, I love DMB and all, but this was one of the funniest things I've seen. Ever.

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  2. DorkButton

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    I'm a big DMB fan and this is amazing.

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  3. SchindHaughton

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    I'm a huge DMB fan, and I thought that was absolutely hilarious. Some people need to lighten up- this is a PARODY, it's not meant to insult anyone. I make fun of Dave all of the time, but it doesn't mean I don't love his music. If you ask me, there's a pretty good chance that this guy is a fan that wants to poke fun at them. Just because Weird Al parodies a song/artist, does that mean he dislikes their music and wants to insult the artist and their fans? If you know anything about Weird Al, you would know that's not he case. I think Dave would be laughing his ass off if he saw this. Bottom line- people need to lighten up.

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  4. austindth

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    sad, the video, it's supporters, and the fact that Cody finds himself humorous

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  5. ReneéKazmar

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    That was so funny!

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  6. DrRoy

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    According to Urban Dictionary, "dead on the reeds" = blitzed. Is this accurate?

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  7. ElDynamo

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    I'm a DMB fan and I thought this was hilarious... it pretty much sums up the Dave Matthews formula pretty accurately.

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  8. MikeLiterous

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    nice :D

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  9. BGH122

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    That was hilarious, nice one.

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  10. TonyE99

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    Slinky317 Cracks me,as if ANY FUCKING READER ON CRACKED likes Panic at the disco or any of that other garbage,motherfucker,you're on Cracked,better recongnize the Thrash! right guys? hahahaha

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  11. mightymike1000

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    Huge DMB fan for a very long time and laughed my A$$ off at this one...Good times...being good IS good...

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  12. elliottsmith

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    dmb are the worst. this video was absolutely hysterical. and i didn't realize that not liking dave mattews band meant we liked panic! at the dicso, nickel back and other garbage....dumb fans. great video

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  13. habbazoot

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    ...was not expecting that. at all.
    fricking hilarious, though

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  14. kpendrick

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    I looooove DMB like crazy, and I thought this was hilarious. Very nice.

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  15. crackalacka

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    I LIKE MUSIC

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  16. jonnyt

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    Pretty damn funny. Very well done.

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  17. prochafilho

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    im a dmb fan.. and this song was hilarious.. i dont know why ppl cant take jokes.. its a comedy website for God's sakes!

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  18. Schmondr

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    A-bopp-da-bebby da-boop-a-da-bebby da-doop-da-dabebby-booo

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  19. chenry

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    "Gonna fuck your butthole on the boat"
    Good stuff. DMB is pretty bland college rock and lulz at the DMB fans who can't take a joke.

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  20. hazzardous

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    I've never heard of this band before, but the video was pretty funny, and the music didn't actually seem that bad. I'm guessing it's a dig at the lyrics rather than the music.

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