Pregnant Women are Smug

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  1. stagemanager2

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    I didn't realize I was being smug when people would ask me personal questions about my pregnancy and I would try to change the subject... but now I know :)

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  2. gxtmfa

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    Is that the babysitter from "Raising Hope"? She's awesome on the show. But this is awesome.

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  3. Violetlight

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    God, I wish I had known about this video when my younger sister was pregnant. It sucks ass when you're 5 years older, in your late 20s, but are still considered the "kid" in the family just because she squeezed out a kid and you didn't. Apparently getting a university degree isn't as impressive as getting knocked up. Go figure.

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  4. LouiseMarySmith

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    It's funny because it's true :)

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  5. thechef

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    i would marry both of you. at once. it would be as beautiful as it is illegal. or sexy. i meant sexy. really dirty sexy. plus im super pro choice. and hot. like i was asked to be a model, but i love my current job, so i turned it down. speaking of, what's your favorite fast food? is it arby's? MANAGER. holler.

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  6. GoKateGo

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    The girel on the left wants me to bend her over and do her all day and night long. And then some more. Awesome!! - Nick

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  7. TheGman

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    That was weird and funny.

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  8. cmunk

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    That was hilarious!

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  9. Lt.Chimera

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    Fucking women, it's the female's fault that eve bit the fucking apple

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  10. shart_bite

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    Hey guys, take it easy. So Jowita doesn't know what funny is. A lot of pricks don't. It's not Jowita's fault.

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  11. Nerdrage

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    @Jowita
    Are you old enough to be using your parents computer without supervision? Grow up and step outside your blind little world.

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  12. Otrola24

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    Btw, Jowita. Fuck you. Corky and the Juice Pigs = hilarious, go suck a cock.

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  13. zombiefodder

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    Yo Jowita, i looked at your blog and the only reason you are bagging on this song is because you got your self pregnant, and this song has brought your attention to the fact this is how everyone you know is treating you because you have become smug self-centered hormonal bum.

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  14. AM9393

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    I made an account for the soul purpose of saying this: FUCK YOU JOWITA!!!!
    ive seen your other comments on other shit and you always come off as cunt, probably because you are one.

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  15. gormster

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    Jowita: What a whore.

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  16. Chojinra

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    As I'm sure it's been commented on repeated, I still had to yell out GOOCH!!! When I saw her.
    So very, very awesome.

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  17. monketsrcool

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    Oh that was hilarious I laughed.

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  18. ILuvEire

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    Holy crap, was the dark haired girl on a Hillshire farms commercial? I just saw it on ABC, it was HER I swear!

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  19. Darkmage

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    That was brilliant! :D
    Just brilliant all round!

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  20. JawnDee

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    Awesome song, not only were the lyrics really funny, but the song was really catchy.
    And I really dug those vocal harmonies.

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