Pregnant Women are Smug

i would marry both of you. at once. it would be as beautiful as it is illegal. or sexy. i meant sexy. really dirty sexy. plus im super pro choice. and hot. like i was asked to be a model, but i love my current job, so i turned it down. speaking of, what's your favorite fast food? is it arby's? MANAGER. holler.

10/24/2009 03:23:00 PM

thechef

The girel on the left wants me to bend her over and do her all day and night long. And then some more. Awesome!! - Nick

09/09/2009 01:49:00 AM

GoKateGo

That was weird and funny.

06/06/2009 09:37:00 AM

TheGman

That was hilarious!

06/02/2009 04:00:00 PM

cmunk

Fucking women, it's the female's fault that eve bit the fucking apple

06/01/2009 05:21:00 PM

Lt.Chimera

Hey guys, take it easy. So Jowita doesn't know what funny is. A lot of pricks don't. It's not Jowita's fault.

05/31/2009 03:37:00 PM

shart_bite

@Jowita Are you old enough to be using your parents computer without supervision? Grow up and step outside your blind little world.

05/31/2009 10:16:00 AM

Nerdrage

Btw, Jowita. Fuck you. Corky and the Juice Pigs = hilarious, go suck a cock.

05/27/2009 07:37:00 PM

Otrola24

Yo Jowita, i looked at your blog and the only reason you are bagging on this song is because you got your self pregnant, and this song has brought your attention to the fact this is how everyone you know is treating you because you have become smug self-centered hormonal bum.

05/25/2009 10:45:00 PM

zombiefodder

I made an account for the soul purpose of saying this: FUCK YOU JOWITA!!!! ive seen your other comments on other shit and you always come off as cunt, probably because you are one.

05/24/2009 07:39:00 PM

AM9393

Jowita: What a whore.

05/23/2009 11:39:00 PM

gormster

http://disgusting-disgusting.blogspot.com/2009/04/joke-is-over.html Comedy songs stop being funny after Grade 6. You hear Monty Python, you laugh, you go to a couple birthday parties, summer comes and then joke songs aren't funny anymore. Yet there is an entire fucking department of comedy devoted to this shit. And guess what? Someone that you know and like thinks comedy songs funny. My evidence is the fact that I have had the following conversation dozens of times. Me: Jesus. I just really don't understand why singing a bad joke makes it okay. It doesn't stop being a bad joke just because you're playing acoustic guitar and making a precious little fucking face. Someone else: What about Flight of The Concords? Me: Not funny. Someone else: You have to admit that Bowie song was good. Me: No I don't. I don't have to admit anything. Those guys are cunts. I bet you like Corky And The Juice Pigs.

05/23/2009 12:56:00 PM

Jowita

As I'm sure it's been commented on repeated, I still had to yell out GOOCH!!! When I saw her. So very, very awesome.

05/22/2009 10:59:00 PM

Chojinra

Oh that was hilarious I laughed.

05/20/2009 12:43:00 PM

monketsrcool

Holy crap, was the dark haired girl on a Hillshire farms commercial? I just saw it on ABC, it was HER I swear!

05/19/2009 08:47:00 AM

ILuvEire

That was brilliant! :D Just brilliant all round!

05/19/2009 07:08:00 AM

Darkmage

Awesome song, not only were the lyrics really funny, but the song was really catchy. And I really dug those vocal harmonies.

05/18/2009 04:36:00 PM

JawnDee

"who is the father?" "oh we know but we're not telling." haha good stuff

05/18/2009 12:36:00 PM

bboykarma

This is great. Pregnant women are smug!

05/16/2009 11:25:00 AM

GenericHuman

Babies are tender and tasty.

05/15/2009 01:45:00 PM

Tom_Servo

Great.

05/15/2009 02:41:00 AM

Jmx70inNJ

An awesome song sung by hot chicks? The only thing that could make this video better is bacon.

05/14/2009 09:13:00 PM

rev.felix

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05/14/2009 05:57:00 AM

winterlee

This is still excellent, by the way. Funny, catchy, clever. I've been singing since I heard it.

05/14/2009 05:04:00 AM

Lapinot

I ran into a woman I hadn't seen in a while and noticed that she was pregnant and was about to ask how it was going when I thought 'what if she's just put on weight?. I've seen that scene and I want no part of it'. So I didn't say anything. And then when it became obvious that she WAS pregnant it felt too awkward to bring it up after not saying anything and so I ignored her entire pregnancy.

05/14/2009 05:02:00 AM

Lapinot

I always found angry lesbians sexy!!! And they're not smug!!! :) Just kidding, I hate them too!!! Jowita,Pregnant with a Tshirt. Add doggystyle to the back of that shirt. Or your best guess.

05/13/2009 08:19:00 PM

123perryv

Pregnant, with a T-shirt JOWITA BYDLOWSKA May 13, 2009 Toronto -- I recall running into a woman I knew years ago and noticing she was pregnant. My mind went blank before, like neon signs in the dark, four questions suddenly lit up: How are you feeling? Are you having a boy or a girl? When are you due? Do you have a name picked out? Did I care? Nope. But there is that expectation to enquire of a woman about her pregnancy. Although some women may seem smug about pregnancy, they're probably just really bored (Knocking Down The Knocked Up - Life, May 12). I'm eight months pregnant now and it gets really, really tedious answering the same four questions. If I get pregnant again, I'll wear a T-shirt that says: "Great. A girl. March 27. Matilda." You can call me smug.

05/13/2009 01:15:00 PM

Jowita

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20090513.COLETTS13ART1959-13/TPStory/Opinion/letters

05/13/2009 01:14:00 PM

Jowita

I created a log-in just to say how much I LOVE THIS!!! There are pregnant women around me all the time and since I have no kids and doubt that I will ever I've heard the phrases in this song a MILLION times. How come women are so damn secretive about their babies and stuff now? Not telling the name, the sex...etc. Sheesh. If I ever do have a baby, I'm never going to act like that LOL

05/13/2009 09:35:00 AM

diversiondesign

"BITCH... I don't really care." Greatest lyrics in a folk song... and how is it everyone knows the girl on the left is Ted's girlfriend from Scrubs, but no one recognizes the girl on the right as Sadie from "Last House on the Left." Haven't you seen the... oh, wait.

05/12/2009 07:19:00 AM

Daisho

I love it!!! but er no offense to those people who are with child, I find it so brave that men and women can both get totally pregnant, without the help of a doner :) After reading the comments from other ppl, I see now why I'm completely in love with her(her on left), she's world famous ...oh but then again Right girl is much cooler and thats cos of TV too!! I think. Isn't it great that we can openly say what we do not want anyone to hear? Mr.Squinty

05/12/2009 04:13:00 AM

OOrt

ahhh!! scrubs girl!!

05/12/2009 03:53:00 AM

bronxbomber95

oh wow it's ted's girlfriend from scrubs. super cool

05/12/2009 03:28:00 AM

Ven0thraX

Pretty voices, nice instrumentals and funny lyrics. Brava!

05/12/2009 01:28:00 AM

Dierdre

hey, it's the girl from that one malcolm in the middle.

05/11/2009 10:42:00 PM

mjxd

They're both cuties. Funny video.

05/11/2009 09:01:00 PM

jonnyt

Who's the on on the left? She's a cutie.

05/11/2009 07:19:00 PM

Konner7

iamawesome, more like iampsychoticzealousextremist. Take a break, dude. There's a reason you're on this site... because you're suppose to take this stuff facetiously, and not get offended because of your strong moral objections to something that could be hardly inferred from that.

05/11/2009 07:08:00 PM

shiftysdad

iamawesome, they didn't mention abortions. Like, at all. And in order to get an abortion you have to be pregnant. They didn't say women who gave birth were smug, they said pregnant women.

05/11/2009 07:03:00 PM

Quick2The_Stab

AT least pregnant women can actually give birth to a baby without considering abortion you stupid fucks. Where the hell did you get this shitty idea from?? A dream? Biased observations?? An ad for abortion? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS THINKING????

05/11/2009 05:45:00 PM

iamawesome

Beautiful singing, ladies!

05/11/2009 04:31:00 PM

VerneTheCoconut

Loved it. So true. Come back and put some more videos on cracked.com, m'kay?

05/11/2009 03:29:00 PM

Catsnstuff

I love how the "You could be roaming" girl and the flirty McGriddle chick got together and made a super band of random commercial actresses.

05/11/2009 10:44:00 AM

demeterbb

OMG YES -- if I have to deal with my smug pregnant coworker one...more...time...I will blow a gasket. Complicating this is she has a 1 year-old, too....all she can talk about is babies and pregnancy. GET. OVER. YOURSELF. It is all too much. Love the song and the singing was fantasic...

05/11/2009 04:45:00 AM

bwoz

Can't say I agree with it totally, but it's still pretty funny. Nice harmonizing by the way.

05/11/2009 01:52:00 AM

irrikan

meh I've changed my mind since my last comment. I keep coming back to it, so it's obviously got in my head. They're odd looking chicks, the one on the left look like some sort of Pixie, but grow the hair out, and I'd say both of them aren't too bad on the eye. A begrudging 2 thumbs up. And when I find an example of this smug preggo woman, Lord help her!

05/10/2009 11:17:00 PM

redjimmy

Funny! I liked it! The band has a great name.

05/10/2009 09:19:00 PM

lollipop

this is comedy tegan and sarah

05/10/2009 08:49:00 PM

Oh_Boy_Mayhem

The girl on the left is cute but really needs a new hair do. I'd still hit it.

05/10/2009 06:57:00 PM

mikepach

eehhh, its not good enough. but it wasn't bad.

05/10/2009 06:24:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

I wish I could download this song! I kept singing it in my head at work the yesterday...

05/10/2009 04:23:00 PM

DarkRubberDucky

needs more naked boobs

05/10/2009 04:11:00 PM

iheartjihad

Very funny girls. More from them please!

05/10/2009 11:09:00 AM

TJL

This is kind of funny, but I don't think it's funny enough to be on Cracked. Plus, I think that they've already hit their lady-quota with the chicks in Swaim's skits.

05/10/2009 08:46:00 AM

8bitch

@schorschie Yes!. . .thank you, that was bothering me. Awesome vid I thought it was a pretty hilarious.

05/10/2009 07:15:00 AM

ymala1

HOLY SHIT DUDE!! i love this vid hahaha they're pretty good at singing too

05/09/2009 06:59:00 PM

jennyluvsmonkey

I registered an account just to tell you that I really enjoyed the video. Have a great day, internet!

05/09/2009 03:50:00 PM

v_o

Oh yeah, and go fuck yourself randomword.

05/09/2009 02:10:00 PM

schorschie

Yeah I'm pretty sure the one on the left was Ukulele Girl on Scrubs

05/09/2009 02:07:00 PM

schorschie

I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim or too ugly or too this or too that. Woody Guthrie

05/09/2009 12:30:00 PM

dirtynaish

"Sucks N******Dick?" That is the most vulgur thing I've ever heard. Anyhoo, I think this vid was good but the 2 of them should take their tops off and make out, that would be RAD!

05/09/2009 12:28:00 PM

smafdi

This song was not only hilarious, but completely true. Pregnant women need to get the fuck over themselves, it's not as though 99% of the women on this Earth can also bare children. OH WAIT, they can. A 15 year old girl can do what you do, preggo ladies. What makes you so damn special? I admire people raising kids, there's no harder job, but before you pop out the kid, get off you damn high horse about it.

05/09/2009 06:52:00 AM

DoctorWho42

You registered specially for that? Don't you feel special ladies?

05/09/2009 06:13:00 AM

Swaimfan

I registered an account just to tell you that the video sucks unprecedented amounts of niggerdick. Hipster trash.

05/09/2009 05:45:00 AM

randomword

Ummm, could you up the production values next time? The song was funny but was the mike underwater? C'mon Gooch dump a little of the Scrubs cash into it.

05/08/2009 08:36:00 PM

DaTeach

Am I wrong or was the one on the left on Scrubs?

05/08/2009 01:34:00 PM

SuperBob

Okay, I'm as lazy as a panda in mating season, so I haven't checked previous comments, but just in case......ITS THE GOOCH! Or it isn't and I'm seeing things. God bless Scrubs!

05/08/2009 12:57:00 PM

RandyChimp

Christ Auslander, you really think that a variation on the video game, dick joke allusion, comic book character staples is a bad thing once in awhile? You really think that men and women have mutually exclusive types of humor? What are you nine?? Bite me shit head.

05/08/2009 12:15:00 PM

LnzCrg

I fucking hate everyone that comments on Cracked videos.

05/08/2009 12:06:00 PM

OfficerCosgrove

I laughed plenty. And I know this is Cracked and all, but some of the folks posting here are childish, venomous chodes.

05/08/2009 11:25:00 AM

HumDrum

I thought it was funny. And yes, I'm fully aware that they're women, and it was still funny. You don't have to be male to be funny, any more than you have to be a woman to be a talentless hack. Also, for the life of me, I can't decide which of them I want to have sex with more. Is the option of 'both' on the table?

05/08/2009 11:03:00 AM

bigmike53916

oh dr. chaos, you so crazy.

05/08/2009 10:03:00 AM

Jonny69

Loved it :D

05/08/2009 09:58:00 AM

Grezz

This is so true and I love Garfunkel and Oates!!!

05/08/2009 09:21:00 AM

ythompson86

Meh I guess you need a vagina to truly find it hilarious. Isn't the blonde the one who made a random appearance on The Big Bang Theory?

05/08/2009 09:04:00 AM

lordrambridge

The dark-haired one looks like an emu.

05/08/2009 06:12:00 AM

hazzardous

Yes, LnzCrg, because 'lots of women' automatically equals "a measurably large percentage of people who come to Cracked for female-point-of-view, estrogen-based comedy", correct? No one said that there weren't women here, merely that this doesn't overlap very much with Cracked's core audience. Seriously. Take some Midol before you start spewing out run-on sentences at people.

05/08/2009 05:59:00 AM

auslander

BUT BUT BUT THEY'RE WOMEN! Women on a comedy site? What is this, some sort of hallucination? This is the most insane thing ever to happen to the world ever. Holy Fuck.

05/08/2009 04:46:00 AM

Swaimfan

@Doctorchaos, I read your comment and thought "how rude". Then I saw your name and laughed profusely. I enjoy your appearances in the comments.

05/08/2009 03:36:00 AM

chicoboy

Just knocked up the girlfriend, this one is totally getting forwarded to her ASAP.

05/08/2009 03:20:00 AM

swooper74

You gals are fantastic - you've completely nailed it!!

05/08/2009 03:12:00 AM

pandalawson

Usually when I feel compelled to comment, Cracked has posted something notably unfunny. This passes the test without difficulty, but also manages to be distasteful and irritating too. If I never have to see these two hipster bitches whine about life again, I'll be happy.

05/08/2009 02:05:00 AM

ChemicalEagle2

Damn pregnant wimminz! What contribution do they bring to the human ra OH YEAH! That...

05/08/2009 01:24:00 AM

Norlak

fuck that. seriously, i hate these fucking twenty-something hipsters who think they know everything.

05/07/2009 11:01:00 PM

lharachas

ohhh that is hilarious! I'm infertile and this . . .this is my theme song. brilliant!

05/07/2009 10:25:00 PM

dorothygale

I'm glad to see these two here! All their songs are clever, and Kate has solo music on itunes.

05/07/2009 10:21:00 PM

miianwilson

Ugh. So many asshole comments on this video, Auslander, you are especially an imbecile, LOTS OF GIRLS READ THIS FUCKING WEBSITE, fuck sakes, deal with it, you fucking moron.

05/07/2009 09:49:00 PM

LnzCrg

i loved her in scrubs!!! funny song. damn pregnant women, happy mother's day bitches

05/07/2009 09:23:00 PM

crank916

This was a pretty clever song, though.

05/07/2009 08:48:00 PM

ruby

It is pretty true. Pregnant women seem to feel entitled to whatever it is they want. I'm sure that it's a pain in the ass to carry a kid around inside you for 9 months, but c'mon. Both you and I know that little Cindy was a preventable accident. And @CrackedUp1234: Infertility IS a struggle, but at least I can fucking have a sense of humor. You do know what that is, right? Humor? God, please tell me you aren't taking the articles on Cracked as reputable journalism.

05/07/2009 08:47:00 PM

ruby

Huh. You know, I never noticed it before, but yeah, I suppose they are. It's probably funnier if your female, though, what with the fact that you can 'level the playing field' with a pregnant chick by just failing to use protection. When someone is being smug for performing a biological function that you're just as capable of performing, it probably is pretty silly to see someone acting smug about it. It probably leads to jokes like those in the video. But of course, since most Cracked readers are guys, it bears pointing out that we can't do that. For us it's "just the way pregnant chicks are", so there's not really any way we can say anything. As such, I'm not criticizing the two that did the video - for their normal audience, I'm sure this was killer material. I just don't think that it was necessarily wise for someone to put it here is all.

05/07/2009 08:13:00 PM

auslander

And once again, women FAIL at being funny. Seriously ladies, what is with your gender and being howlingly awful at making jokes?

05/07/2009 07:13:00 PM

fknrat

Kate Micucci is incredibly cute. Disagree with me and I'll knifecrime you!

05/07/2009 06:58:00 PM

zinkster

Garfunkel and Oates is a great name. Otherwise, this was good enough for me not to complain...just. And Wren: the video worked fine for me, and my computer is built out of poo and genitals, so it must be your problem.

05/07/2009 06:48:00 PM

Pedgerow

Aside from the fact that I've never met a smug pregnant woman, or man for that matter, this sucked. It just wasn't funny. I suggest they quit comedy (which so few women do well) and go do something that they'd actually succeed in - like getting pregnant, barefoot, and spending quality time in the kitchen. Then they can be as, umm, as smug as a bug in a rug...

05/07/2009 06:46:00 PM

redjimmy

0:47 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! And holy shit. Hi, Scrubs chick.

05/07/2009 06:13:00 PM

Wren

And what the fuck is this vid hosted on? I have plenty of RAM, but this lagged me the fuck out. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

05/07/2009 06:13:00 PM

Wren

@ CrackedUp1234: I hope you're an ugly bitch... well, I know you're a bitch after that comment, so i'm just going to assume you're ugly. And the best part? You just confirmed what they're singing about. You're smug enough to call them ugly while thinking you aren't, otherwise you have no legs to stand on. God, I hope your poor bastard child doesn't inherit a damn thing from you.

05/07/2009 06:00:00 PM

gino_j14

I instantly have a crush on the one on the left.

05/07/2009 05:59:00 PM

jpeg91

It's like Tegan and Sara with comedy. Like Flight of the Conchords with 10% more estrogen. I like the one with the big eyes. I want to touch them they're so big.

05/07/2009 05:55:00 PM

linkogecko

BEST. VIDEO. EVER. I think I'm in love with these girls and I'm not even gay. Seriously, I'd do either of them. Both. Together. I wonder if my annoying coworkers will get the hint if I play this really loud at my desk? I might get fired, but it would be SO FUCKING WORTH IT.

05/07/2009 05:50:00 PM

CrewBaby

Wow, CrackedUp1234, I hope your kid is ugly.

05/07/2009 05:38:00 PM

POLLY

(she is extremely cute though)

05/07/2009 04:35:00 PM

Demmagog

The one on the left is from Mars, not scrubs

05/07/2009 04:35:00 PM

bertier

just found her name on wiki, she's ted's girlfriend, the one on the left i mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Micucci

05/07/2009 04:35:00 PM

markcsii

Guys, the one on the left IS from Scrubs. She plays Stephanie Gooch. You know. Ted's girlfriend. Fiance? Anyway she's in this season. Plays the ukulele a lot.

05/07/2009 04:35:00 PM

einahpets

Another wide-eyed, raven-haired girl joins the increasingly homogeneous pantheon of popular YouTube crushes

05/07/2009 04:34:00 PM

Demmagog

yes it is the new character from scrubs.

05/07/2009 04:33:00 PM

markcsii

"holy f**k is the one on the left the chick from scrubs?" What? Neither one of them looks like anyone from Scrubs. The one on the RIGHT has curly blonde hair like Sarah Chalke, but I still wouldn't say she looks at all like her.

05/07/2009 04:28:00 PM

Droopy

Sounds like CrackedUp1234 needs to be less pregnant. Or smug. The second one is less frowned upon.

05/07/2009 03:40:00 PM

mysecretbush

I can't believe someone thought about the hugging thing too. Still I need to go back and watch the late night burrito place thing because I know the hug will never happen... Sadness...

05/07/2009 03:37:00 PM

Spideycow

I hope that neither of these ugly bitches ever has to struggle with infertility. Because they'll choke on their fucking song. Your friend, A smug pregnant bitch

05/07/2009 03:34:00 PM

CrackedUp1234

ugly & a weirdo

05/07/2009 03:02:00 PM

gramm

gooch! i agree, she is extremely huggable. she's like a sexy pixy.

05/07/2009 02:48:00 PM

BobbyD84

Dear awesome black-haired chick: if you would like a week-long hug, I'd like, totally hug you for a week

05/07/2009 02:37:00 PM

DogBotTron

why does the one with black hair have such a shitty haircut?

05/07/2009 02:37:00 PM

Palvino

fantastic! its so true, i have friends getting pregnant all around me and some are so annoyingly smug about it. Love to see someone taking the piss out of it :)

05/07/2009 02:03:00 PM

aussiegirl

holy fuck is the one on the left the chick from scrubs?

05/07/2009 01:49:00 PM

tlittlim

I give five out of five broken condoms.

05/07/2009 01:21:00 PM

Firecrotch

i would marry the one with the black hair

05/07/2009 12:55:00 PM

barnstormer

I would like to opportunity to make either of these women smug. All night long!

05/07/2009 12:47:00 PM

12pack

LOved it, I feel the smae way about pregnant women, I'm like, you figured out how to have unprotected sex....well done!

05/07/2009 12:47:00 PM

Christine

am i the only one who finds these women singing the smug ones?

05/07/2009 12:32:00 PM

CrackedUp1234

holy shit...this video wont work on my machine!!!

05/07/2009 11:59:00 AM

dajzi

I laughed out loud at work and people looked at me so I told them to mind their own beezwax

05/07/2009 11:51:00 AM

razorbladedog

@plaster - lol really? i heard every word.

05/07/2009 11:48:00 AM

Hero

I loved her on Scrubs :D

05/07/2009 11:42:00 AM

Morph

This is spectacular.

05/07/2009 11:16:00 AM

BruceLance

funny stuff. reminds me of david cross' bit about how he's sick of parents of new borns being "soooo amaaaazing".

05/07/2009 11:00:00 AM

meotch

SUBTITLES please, this is barely understandable when you're speaking fast like that.

05/07/2009 10:57:00 AM

plaster

THE GOOCH!

05/07/2009 10:46:00 AM

Micktrex

So, so true. I love you both.

05/07/2009 10:39:00 AM

matanuki

They're also fat, no matter how fake, give the guy the runs, and no, that's not toilet humour, throw up, turn normal hands into the cartoon 4 fingered hands and eat stacks of money for breakfast. Song was okay, coulda gone further, but I watched it.

05/07/2009 10:34:00 AM

jjmmtt

Kate Micucci is awesome, plus her name is my coochie. She's cute too, in a weird way

05/07/2009 10:30:00 AM

portezbie

Okay, I'm a jackass, found it on the link below the video... anyone else reading, yeah, it's them.

05/07/2009 10:23:00 AM

gino_j14

I love Garfunkel and Oates. And I love this song. And I love pregnant women. When they're quiet.

05/07/2009 10:22:00 AM

lex

Okay, I know it's 'The Gooch', but it's the other girl I can't quite place but looks familiar.

05/07/2009 10:21:00 AM

gino_j14

Wasn't the chick on the left on Scrubs?

05/07/2009 10:20:00 AM

cor315

Hey, does anyone know if the girl on the left is Kate Micucci, and the right is Riki Lindhome? (Stephanie Gooch from Scrubs and Ramona Nowitzki, a.k.a Sheldon's stalker from Big Bang Theory, respectively)

05/07/2009 10:16:00 AM

gino_j14

We should enact a global law making it illegal to become preggers.

05/07/2009 10:02:00 AM

jrok78

Ha, this made me laugh. I don't think its always true. But I definitely know some assholes who exhibit this behavior or want to bless the exploding population with their offspring just to give their boring lives meaning.

05/07/2009 09:59:00 AM

LnzCrg

Hey zmoll, there's a difference between being caring and nurturing to your child and assuming anyone besides you really cares. I have kids and yes, I think they are far and above the best kids in the world. But I realize I'm slightly biased, you twerp.

05/07/2009 09:55:00 AM

splint

I'm the father

05/07/2009 09:48:00 AM

tkidambi

finally some funny girls, too bad they're ugly

05/07/2009 09:26:00 AM

Gimp

The Gooch! Now I'm all depressed seeing as Scrubs ended. But, funny song. It's true too. We used to have this pregnant lady at work who would never shut up about her unborn child...as she went for a smoke break every half hour.

05/07/2009 09:23:00 AM

Sheryce

To all the 'kid-hating' types out there going on about how dumb and annoying kids are: One day you might grow up and be a parent yourself. Then you will realise just how stupid you were for understating the case.

05/07/2009 09:10:00 AM

zmoll

Marry me girl on the left!

05/07/2009 09:02:00 AM

EddyRX10

Epic!

05/07/2009 09:00:00 AM

NonMagicPoet

i'd hit them

05/07/2009 08:55:00 AM

hugh20

cute

05/07/2009 08:49:00 AM

marcosaurus

it's the gooch!!! yay. Ted's wife FTW!!!

05/07/2009 08:43:00 AM

theavenger121

these Girl were right on the money with this song. Much props and we all want to see more!!

05/07/2009 08:13:00 AM

NO_ONe21

This is so very very true. Also, they bring their newborn kids to Starbucks and Panera and other places that are not the playpen at McDonald's. Please, mothers, get you toddlers out of the hipster Cafes. I'm not even a hipster, I just hate kids.

05/07/2009 08:00:00 AM

DemonCow

ah! i see now that see is Gooch, i thought i had gone crazy. funny stuff!

05/07/2009 07:45:00 AM

Laurara

This is awesome! And so true! I've only met one pregnant woman who did not constantly talk about her stupid fetus.

05/07/2009 07:38:00 AM

ReginaPhalange

..shes not from scrubs is she?

05/07/2009 07:37:00 AM

Laurara

That was good. Plus, GOOCH!

05/07/2009 07:26:00 AM

thebyron

Hilarious and true. Thank you, Messina and Ridgeley.

05/07/2009 07:16:00 AM

andyexcuse

I loves me some Garfunkel and Oates.

05/07/2009 07:10:00 AM

matthewabel

Wow. Actually worse than White Ninja.

05/07/2009 07:07:00 AM

Yojan

I don't care what they say, Kate Micucci is one of the cuteist girls ever. She's adorible on Scrubs and anything she apears in. I wonder is she'll let me wash her hair.....the time is 10:07 EST...line crossed.

05/07/2009 07:07:00 AM

Mothershabooboo

I am so in love.

05/07/2009 06:36:00 AM

camhead

AMAlezul right guys. women couldnt possibly be funny. lets go back to laughing at pictures of monkeys eating poop and forget this ever happened....

05/07/2009 06:36:00 AM

sammie

Awesome. My sister's pregnant and she is boring the hell out of me. Worst part is pretending I gave a damn about being an uncle. Or maybe I am just mean...

05/07/2009 06:30:00 AM