Breakfast As Directed by Michael Bay
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This has nothing to do with Michael Bay, you dumbasses don't know anything!!!1one!!
ReplyIt doesn't have any explosions...
who the f**k is michael bay? this is gay/lame.
ReplySorry if the videos wit surpasses your f**king retarded mind. If you don't f**king know who the entire video is mocking, you have no right to call it gay or lame. Your account is Numskull, so you seem to already acknowlege your own stupidity. Did you find how to use the comment or have your mum open it for you?
I hope you are a troll.
yeah but i bet that was the most delicious bite of multicolored highschool musical cereal EVER
ReplyNeed. more. of these.
ReplyAwesome.
I almost cried.
ReplyI DID cry . . . . of awesome!
I second this motion but on the condition that they provide more explosions.
ReplyI definitely agree with josh7997 ["There should be an entire section of minute and a half long videos dedicated to Michael Bay versions of random daily activities."] on this one. Cracked, get on that.
ReplyWhat, no explosions?
ReplyActually, that's about 1000 times as dramatic or meaningful as anything you'll ever see in a Michael Bay movie. He doesn't know the meaning of dramatic anticipation- the movie starts and ends with explosions, and in between- more explosions. And people running around incoherently shouting meaningless one liners with no relevant context.
ReplyExample (from Transformers)
Megatron: The humans deserve to die!
Optimus Prime: The humans deserve to choose for themselves!
... whether or not to die? Maybe if Optimus Prime and Megatron had previously had a long, philosophical debate about the merits of the human race, with Megatron pointing out our long history of warfare, and the likelyhood that we'd annihilate ourselves, and Optimus prime pointing out the social progress we've made over the last few hundred years, and the rise of democracy, and civil rights movements, pointing to humanity's ability to grow and improve...
Then maybe the dialog above would have made some kind of sense duri
Sedgerow's ideas are great. But let us not forget the good ol' Lynch:
ReplyDavid Lynch: A man has a plate of eggs. When he takes the first bite, he
passes out and when he wakes up, he becomes a completely different person and has amnesia. He then tries to straighten out his dreams and memories on a nightmarish quest to find out his past.
@ seijinumaru
Replythe high school musical thing is making fun of Michael Bay's tendency to use product placement in his movies
No flares? Not a Michael Bay movie.
ReplyGreat video....but it definitely needed at least 10 explosions and 3 car flips to be a true Michael Bay vid.
ReplyFor some reason, the High School Musical cereal only adds to the awkwardness.
ReplyThere should be an entire section of minute and a half long videos dedicated to Michael Bay versions of random daily activities. I loved this.
Replyhahahaha it was kinda funny....reminds me of old bay tho..now he follows the "make this effect cost as much as possible only to suck" formula....
Reply..oh and the bitch is kinda....yeah not that hot...id still hit it..but ya know...
i laughed, i cried.
Replyfucking awesome.
Fuck yeah, Con Air.
ReplyAlso, I'm pretty sure that "cereal" was just cat food.
Explosions are expensive if you don't have the technology. This video's great!
Replybloody brilliant... if it had about an hour more of explosions it would be the latest blockbuster.
Reply"in the suburbs, life begins with..."
BREAKFAST (cue explosions and this video)
directed by michael bay! rated M 15 for excessive pyrotechnics.
btw Pedgerow's idea is genius...