Breakfast As Directed by Michael Bay

By: Chris Capel | Apr. 28, 2009 | 127,813 views
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yeah but i bet that was the most delicious bite of multicolored highschool musical cereal EVER

10/11/2009 06:14:00 AM
ElmerFudd

Need. more. of these. Awesome.

09/13/2009 07:02:00 PM
Ayleid

I almost cried.

08/27/2009 03:50:00 AM
Dancingcow

I second this motion but on the condition that they provide more explosions.

07/20/2009 12:35:00 PM
erkimmer

I definitely agree with josh7997 ["There should be an entire section of minute and a half long videos dedicated to Michael Bay versions of random daily activities."] on this one. Cracked, get on that.

07/05/2009 06:02:00 PM
chiropteragrrl

What, no explosions?

06/28/2009 04:26:00 PM
drewmeister11

Actually, that's about 1000 times as dramatic or meaningful as anything you'll ever see in a Michael Bay movie. He doesn't know the meaning of dramatic anticipation- the movie starts and ends with explosions, and in between- more explosions. And people running around incoherently shouting meaningless one liners with no relevant context. Example (from Transformers) Megatron: The humans deserve to die! Optimus Prime: The humans deserve to choose for themselves! ... whether or not to die? Maybe if Optimus Prime and Megatron had previously had a long, philosophical debate about the merits of the human race, with Megatron pointing out our long history of warfare, and the likelyhood that we'd annihilate ourselves, and Optimus prime pointing out the social progress we've made over the last few hundred years, and the rise of democracy, and civil rights movements, pointing to humanity's ability to grow and improve... Then maybe the dialog above would have made some kind of sense duri

06/23/2009 07:42:00 PM
thishereguy

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06/11/2009 06:23:00 AM
debasree

Sedgerow's ideas are great. But let us not forget the good ol' Lynch: David Lynch: A man has a plate of eggs. When he takes the first bite, he passes out and when he wakes up, he becomes a completely different person and has amnesia. He then tries to straighten out his dreams and memories on a nightmarish quest to find out his past.

06/09/2009 08:32:00 PM
arooondoomooot

@ seijinumaru the high school musical thing is making fun of Michael Bay's tendency to use product placement in his movies

05/27/2009 03:22:00 PM
Kevin_rudolf

No flares? Not a Michael Bay movie.

05/16/2009 07:48:00 PM
somecasper

Great video....but it definitely needed at least 10 explosions and 3 car flips to be a true Michael Bay vid.

05/08/2009 11:22:00 AM
GodsAdvised

For some reason, the High School Musical cereal only adds to the awkwardness.

05/07/2009 06:57:00 PM
seijinumaru

There should be an entire section of minute and a half long videos dedicated to Michael Bay versions of random daily activities. I loved this.

05/07/2009 09:03:00 AM
josh7997

hahahaha it was kinda funny....reminds me of old bay tho..now he follows the "make this effect cost as much as possible only to suck" formula.... ..oh and the bitch is kinda....yeah not that hot...id still hit it..but ya know...

05/06/2009 10:59:00 AM
poopjew

i laughed, i cried. fucking awesome.

05/05/2009 04:51:00 PM
sashadoggie

Fuck yeah, Con Air. Also, I'm pretty sure that "cereal" was just cat food.

05/04/2009 05:49:00 PM
soymaid

Explosions are expensive if you don't have the technology. This video's great!

05/04/2009 01:09:00 PM
Sophmore

bloody brilliant... if it had about an hour more of explosions it would be the latest blockbuster. "in the suburbs, life begins with..." BREAKFAST (cue explosions and this video) directed by michael bay! rated M 15 for excessive pyrotechnics. btw Pedgerow's idea is genius...

05/04/2009 12:24:00 PM
RedundantMan!

This needs more lens flares to be in Michael Bay territory.

05/04/2009 09:29:00 AM
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