The Most Terrifying Sexual Harassment PSA Ever

Good to know that I live in Holland where sexual harassment isn't bats**t insane like in America :P U can't really sue people for retarded s**t and get money from them, you can sue ppl but they will only be fined a normal amount or jailed.

11/11/2009 06:16:18 AM

Alexicon

Good to know that I live in Holland where sexual harassment isn't bats**t insane like in America :P U can't really sue people for retarded s**t and get money from them, you can sue ppl but they will only be fined a normal amount or jailed.

11/11/2009 06:14:11 AM

Alexicon

Holy s**t... I've just realized these guys live and work right by my house. Stalking will commence in three, two, one...

11/09/2009 07:41:43 PM

Drassixe

michael is so hot in this one omg i love him!

10/12/2009 07:22:00 PM

wildblaze

No props for DOB? They both look good but DOB's where it's at.

08/29/2009 01:06:00 PM

DrScarecrow

"Right- not to downplay all the talent that went into writing, acting, and editing this.. but Michael is a f*****g fox." SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

08/24/2009 09:07:00 PM

Chalisss

I demand more Lunch Hour Sketches! Swaim and DOB are too fucking funny together.

08/07/2009 11:08:00 AM

Themsexpress

@vodstok i was just thinking the same thing...

08/02/2009 01:42:00 PM

trish

reminds me of a job i used to have, they were always looking for shit to yell about. it was really casual dress and i had on a hoodie with an anti-swastika on the back. some supervisor got right in my face and yelled at me to turn around so he could see the jacket. then he just said "oh..." when he saw what it was, then yelled at me to never ever wear it again.

07/15/2009 11:44:00 AM

Conformist138

Dude, I think the guy shouting "SEXUAL HARASSMENT" is friggin' GUILTY OF IT. Well, he's guilty of SOME form of harassment, anyways.

07/12/2009 10:41:00 AM

Luigifan

It's sad how realistic this is.

06/26/2009 06:05:00 PM

loqutor

hahaha that was fuSEXUAL HARASSMENT

06/06/2009 11:35:00 PM

balrog

Either Swaim is a giant or DOB is is a Hobbit.

06/05/2009 09:21:00 PM

Vodstok

I love thinking dirty thoughts.

05/26/2009 07:45:00 AM

hummahumma

Right- not to downplay all the talent that went into writing, acting, and editing this.. but Michael is a fucking fox.

05/25/2009 01:41:00 AM

dana415

Wow. DOB can really scream!

05/24/2009 06:49:00 PM

j03808

Handsy McCowboy? Good lord, who comes up with this? They are geniuses! Cracked-making me change my underwear consecutively in one sitting since I first logged on.

05/22/2009 10:39:00 PM

Chickamauga

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL SWAIM!!!! (post) -Jillian (moogirl226)

05/20/2009 01:30:00 PM

moogirl226

The sexual her-ass-meant video since Sexual Harassment Panda.

05/18/2009 05:09:00 PM

TheAntiAssClown

great video. You guys are funny.

05/16/2009 11:21:00 AM

GenericHuman

that was pretty good, Swaim!

05/14/2009 09:45:00 PM

cheFTW

lol hilarious

05/12/2009 10:56:00 AM

alachuckles

Swaim* XD spelling mistakes

05/11/2009 05:12:00 PM

SystemError

Oh God, that sound popped into my head when I thought naughty thoughts about Swiam

05/11/2009 05:12:00 PM

SystemError

by the way... Swaim is so tall... (O.O) I can't believe it... anyway, I want to see him without shirt... xD

05/05/2009 04:08:00 PM

Neko

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAjajajaja xDDDD Swaim, you are so cool~~~!!!!! xDDD I can't stop laughting

05/05/2009 04:03:00 PM

Neko

hahaha i swear the more times you watch it the funnier it gets :D

05/04/2009 09:05:00 PM

lizzieluvsme

So it is like days later; it has been my experience peeps don't come back. But at you, J-Pappi. I offer them scantily clad women. And am rewarded. What do you do?

05/04/2009 03:40:00 PM

josie

@tank: agreed.

05/03/2009 10:40:00 AM

Trishkabibble

That would have been funnier if at the ending they were actually doing something sexual. mmmmmmmmmmm.... what

05/02/2009 11:02:00 PM

rel123

You can't reference Swaim's marriage, thats sexual harrassment

05/02/2009 07:22:00 AM

juju69

Gutted that Swaim's married

05/01/2009 03:14:00 AM

reverend_funk

sexual harrasment! lmfao

04/30/2009 06:29:00 PM

charmella

gotta love the fact that swaim says "i love you" to a guy on the phone. or at least, it sounded like a guy. XD

04/30/2009 04:16:00 PM

crazyandlovinit

lol cowboy dr cowboy handsy mc cowboy

04/30/2009 03:33:00 PM

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04/29/2009 12:36:00 PM

sexygirl984

I am suing all of you for using the word "sexual" in these comments so much.

04/29/2009 07:59:00 AM

Flubagalub

thanks for brightening my day, made me laugh so hard. glad no one was in the office yet.. you guys rock.

04/29/2009 04:56:00 AM

ravenbloodgood

I think Swaim really is that tall AND Daniel really is that short. It's like Ah-nold and DeVito in "Twins," only funny. Josie, you're the mysterious "client?" Just what exactly is it you DO for them? Twisted minds want to know.

04/28/2009 03:18:00 PM

J-pappi

Handsy McCowboy... I think that's going to be my new stripper name.

04/28/2009 12:39:00 PM

Zenobia

I'd let them both sexually harass me.

04/28/2009 10:52:00 AM

captain_cranky

Is Swaim really tall or is DOB really short? Is asking that Sexual Harassment?

04/28/2009 08:11:00 AM

Darkmage

Sexual Harassment makes me a very sad panda.

04/27/2009 02:50:00 PM

DeadMonkey321

I would like to sexually harass Daniel O'Brien.

04/27/2009 12:30:00 PM

tank

Sex-u-al harass-ment...pan-da! Good vid.

04/27/2009 08:04:00 AM

thebyron

At first, this was pretty "meh", but it was quite a strong ending. Great job once again.

04/27/2009 07:47:00 AM

Onodera

OK, these just keep getting better and better. I hope you guys make more!

04/27/2009 07:33:00 AM

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04/27/2009 06:50:00 AM

Shirleyxx

Hi, That is my calendar. I live in Hawaii and sent Dan a bunch and told him to disburse as he sees fit. He was kind and told me Swaim got one. Swaim got the girlie calendar-- Awesome. Holy crap. This is big. To me. I made it on cracked. Yikes.

04/27/2009 03:17:00 AM

josie

I'd let DOB use my secret entrance.

04/27/2009 02:11:00 AM

chrishelf

Looking good, DOB! And I have to say that I'm with ifihadlegs on this one. Just to put that out there.

04/26/2009 11:08:00 PM

HisFavoriteAxe

That was funny

04/26/2009 11:04:00 PM

danielelguapo

You should have had a woman in this video. Then I could have referred to her by saying, "I'd like to sexual HER ass!(ment)"

04/26/2009 04:31:00 PM

Pedgerow

Wouldn't following people around calling people cowboy (seriously, three times) and talking about sexual harrasment be considered sexual harrasment?

04/26/2009 01:52:00 PM

smartaleck

"sometimes sexual harrasment wears a bathing suit" Very funny, also probably true

04/26/2009 01:44:00 PM

smartaleck

DOB is hot! he could sexually harass me any day. i just wish he wasn't so short.... heehee. handsy mc. cowboy!

04/26/2009 12:32:00 PM

lanie1824

Disappointing. I kept waiting for them to make out. Is that sexual harassment?

04/26/2009 12:14:00 PM

leviacorpse

wow. great job. i actually laughed out loud. More of this kind of stuff please.

04/26/2009 10:03:00 AM

johnangel13

Mr. Swaim and Mr. O'Brien, I feel I must comment on the fact that Sexual Harassment is a serious issue in society, and that you should both be ashamed of yourselves for mocking it. That being said, I'd also like to add that I'd be willing to be sexually harassed and/or molested by either(preferably both) of you any day.

04/26/2009 09:12:00 AM

mo0ing_duckie

Is it sexual harassment that I totally want to fuck Mike Swaim?

04/26/2009 07:48:00 AM

ifihadlegs

Yawn!

04/26/2009 07:14:00 AM

albion

Wow, that totally cracked me up@! RT www.anonymity.es.tc

04/26/2009 05:22:00 AM

AbleBobby

Oh man, that was great...

04/26/2009 02:33:00 AM

jjmmtt

SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. bahahah. that is so going to become my new thing now.

04/25/2009 09:54:00 PM

crazyandlovinit

Dude, I want to harass both of them ;D Hee. This was hilarious.

04/25/2009 09:05:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

well done 5 out of 5 stars, comedic lads.

04/25/2009 08:49:00 PM

gotbass7

Awwww, DOB is so adorable in this video! Oh, and Gladstone told me that DOB is shorter than me (I'm 5,9"), so apparently he *is* kind of short. He also said Swaim was 9ft tall, though, so... Yeah. P.

04/25/2009 08:16:00 PM

Pamcakes

I just noticed S.W.A.I.M. towers over DOB.

04/25/2009 07:50:00 PM

johnnymidnite

I just noticed S.W.A.I.M. towers over DOB.

04/25/2009 07:50:00 PM

johnnymidnite

haha. Lunch Hour sketches are the bomb. You guys are much funnier when you don't overthink things.

04/25/2009 07:48:00 PM

gormster

frightening

04/25/2009 07:33:00 PM

greencode

Brilliant! More luch hour shorts please!!

04/25/2009 07:12:00 PM

Jazzy

I think by looking at the scene in the bathroom with Swaim, we can tell that he is freakishly tall rather than D.O.B being freakishly short. i mean, his head is above the cubicle wall...

04/25/2009 05:49:00 PM

Obitron2000

lunch hour sketches are officially my favorite part of cracked.

04/25/2009 05:45:00 PM

gracky

I like how the advertisement says "Looking for sexual harassment? Find it Locally..." BTW, Swaim has suddenly become so insanely hot.

04/25/2009 05:43:00 PM

Pelephant

~Sexual Harrassment Panda!~ On another note, Swaim's looking exceptionally harrasable.

04/25/2009 05:26:00 PM

greeenhaze

As a girl, I have to agree that some of these sexual harassment laws are a little over the top. Just watch the South Park episode and you'll see this sketch isn't that far off from the truth.

04/25/2009 05:17:00 PM

hamsterjelly

Dr. Cowboy is now in the running for my favorite moment in a Cracked video

04/25/2009 04:32:00 PM

jobrien

nirvana4u that show is Family Guy and the person is Quagmire

04/25/2009 04:14:00 PM

bigmuthatrucka

@nirvana4u-- Behind the knee

04/25/2009 04:11:00 PM

Daisho

I think I've seem a comedy special or something where the person talks about a fourth hole. What was that?

04/25/2009 04:07:00 PM

nirvana4u

Swaim is an XIX century lesbian and they where fucking tall.

04/25/2009 03:54:00 PM

Kloc

dude, shut up. that's SEXUAL HARASSMENT

04/25/2009 03:27:00 PM

axle_foley

Is Swaim quite tall, or is DOB just... midget-y?

04/25/2009 03:09:00 PM

joe.conneely

"Sometimes sexual harassment wears a bathing suit." And sometimes it's a sexy librarian with a disposition for weak but smart guys who couldn't get any ass any other way even if I try. What's your point? Also LOL at the Back to the Future-ish poster next to the urinal.

04/25/2009 02:59:00 PM

dandaman

Over the top, a little bit campy and just about perfect. I was laughing throughout the last minute and a half. DOB and Swaim are making beautiful music together. More, please!

04/25/2009 02:42:00 PM

Dierdre

I too wondered about the height. Also, DOB can sexually harass me anytime, anywhere.

04/25/2009 02:18:00 PM

Nightshade

That was freakishly good. How long does it take you guys to make one of these?

04/25/2009 01:45:00 PM

Firecrotch

fucking funny shit, HAHAHA!!

04/25/2009 01:35:00 PM

Binak_Algo

I'm sorry, but I've got to know: is DOB freakishly short or is Swaim freakishly tall?

04/25/2009 01:34:00 PM

rocksteady

They're SO doing each other. Damnit. I'm sorry. I'm a reformed anime fangirl, I can't see two men standing next to each other without assuming that they're a mere 3 seconds away from grabbing each other in a passionate embrace. P.S. (Who's on top?)

04/25/2009 01:03:00 PM

ShockBunny

I don't think I'll ever get over the awesomeness that is DOB and Swaim together, on film. Though I'd hoped the sexual harassment would be between the two of them, and a little more explicitly shown. I'm just sayin'.

04/25/2009 12:53:00 PM

Adam44

Good stuff. Whose voice is that?

04/25/2009 12:52:00 PM

Junior

Oh man that was amazing. Swaim you are the king of short comedy from the one man diatribe to the traditional sketch and beyond.

04/25/2009 12:36:00 PM

Demmagog

DOB's voice isn't nearly sexy enough.

04/25/2009 12:31:00 PM

Yarp

Lmao that was brilliant! Keep these coming guys. Oh wait....does the using the word "coming" count as sexual harassment?

04/25/2009 11:47:00 AM

Madchester

Man, O'Brien is short. I can't read internet comedy written by anything less than a 6'6" greek god. I'm out.

04/25/2009 11:28:00 AM

Bombastus

Apparently MrLlende thinks his name is Slaim. Hmm. Awesome video though. At first I thought it wasn't really going anywhere, but the last 50 seconds were golden.

04/25/2009 11:23:00 AM

Hungarian

Awesome stuff!

04/25/2009 11:22:00 AM

stevotheidiot

Good old Cracked stuff. Here are more fun videos, "Best of Jake and Amir" http://tv1.com/playlists/188

04/25/2009 11:09:00 AM

sky_slasher

It was okay. Dr. McCowboy was the best bit.

04/25/2009 11:03:00 AM

Tartra

Recently I found a hot club -- SeekingTall.com -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your lover.

04/25/2009 11:01:00 AM

fulllovegirl

Nice. FYI, if swaim ever tries to stand next to me in a video, so help me i'm chopping his legs off at the knee. (so that he'll only be in inch taller than I).

04/25/2009 10:27:00 AM

G-Stone

fuckin' hilarious!

04/25/2009 10:23:00 AM

jEnIsGaY

It's not quite as good as mug of pens but at least DOB shows off his mad parkour skills. I wish I was as much of a man as he is, all I have is my Baltic Prostitutes, mountains of crack and super-adonis physique. I'm quickly becoming a pariah of the (civilised) human race. Woop!

04/25/2009 10:10:00 AM

big_g

This is why I only associate with gay men and women. They don't have the sekuhara man trailing them wherever they go.

04/25/2009 09:48:00 AM

eupheminstic

I thought DOB was sort of a slob, but now ive been corrected after that display of that seagalesque show of agility. I mean did you see him jumping in that parking lot before getting sexual harrasmented

04/25/2009 09:46:00 AM

I-Rod

These shorts are great.

04/25/2009 09:41:00 AM

Supermutant

Great lines, i can't wait for tonight's party so I can sexually harass someone.

04/25/2009 09:35:00 AM

Swaimfan

Why is DOB always the one that gets sexual harassment? Remember the Mug of Pens? "If I don't get a pen, I'm gonna rape somebody".

04/25/2009 09:31:00 AM

Dr_Ikari

Why is DOB always the one that gets sexual harassment? Remember the Mug of Pens? "If I don't get a pen, I'm gonna rape somebody".

04/25/2009 09:31:00 AM

Dr_Ikari

Keep up the good work! D.O.B. + S.exy L.uncheon A.ndroid I.nvading M.ovies = Fuckin' Classy.

04/25/2009 09:22:00 AM

MrLlende

That was definitely the funniest one yet. Can't wait for the next one.

04/25/2009 09:08:00 AM

theHeadCase

Awesome, guys! That was fucking funny! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Damn, sorry.

04/25/2009 08:59:00 AM

Zombie Hobbit

I liked it. Thanks for the laugh.

04/25/2009 08:56:00 AM

RedCricket

these lunch hour sketches get exponentially funnier every time

04/25/2009 08:53:00 AM

wizardofchron

DOB is one sexy beast.

04/25/2009 08:38:00 AM

teebot

swaim is 6 foot 4

04/25/2009 08:31:00 AM

mindmatter

Oh man... Dan is pretty short.

04/25/2009 08:18:00 AM

Miffet

Ah, that was good stuff. Well done DOB and Swaim. By the way, either DOB is really short, or Swaim is REALLY tall.

04/25/2009 08:11:00 AM

jekelish

Scary PSA guys!

04/25/2009 07:57:00 AM

Phil_S

That was totally Swaim doing that voice over. Classic

04/25/2009 07:50:00 AM

ComicJunkie87

CRACKED HAS A CAR PARK!!?? OMFG

04/25/2009 07:49:00 AM

deaved_wrath

"Tonight, after I'm too many drinks deep, I'm calling everyone Dr. Cowboy." I'm going one step farther... I'm going to call everyone Handsy McCowboy while sober as a nun today. Alll day

04/25/2009 07:48:00 AM

The_Prowler

Class

04/25/2009 07:34:00 AM

Robforfucksake

You guys should make a feature film.

04/25/2009 07:25:00 AM

Archprophet

Fucking A!

04/25/2009 07:12:00 AM

whosthatguy

Tonight, after I'm too many drinks deep, I'm calling everyone Dr. Cowboy.

04/25/2009 07:08:00 AM

dying_in_back

Swaim+DOB=Orgasm I lol'd.

04/25/2009 06:52:00 AM

DorkButton

is playing with your tackle sexual harrasment?

04/25/2009 06:29:00 AM

ouchlolz

Wow that was funnier than I expected....but for some reasone when I saw dob in it I thought it would some how be filthier! Aww shit I just comitted SEXUAL HARASSMENT didn't I....God damn it!!!!

04/25/2009 06:28:00 AM