A Preview of Glenn Beck's Insane Comedy Tour

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"Glenn Beck is THE greatest comedian of our time! Too bad he's not joking." Yeah, and too bad his act doesn't contain any actual jokes.

10/04/2009 10:35:00 AM
thamuzicaddict

RaistliniltsiaR. Ahhahha... You're one of the new creationists. Too bad we still have the old school ones still shambling about drooling in the exact same fashion. Hey, guess who's lobbying against any kind of reform to maybe just pollute a little less? Why, the very ones who'd be more regulated because they contribute more to the problem. Fair enough, I guess you'd say, as that is just the "marketplace of ideas". But here's the catch: Why the fuck are they so underhanded about it? And, seriously, here's why you're just like a creationist or an antiabortionist: This idea that scientists are somehow making insane profits off of some kind of conspiracy. How the hell does that even work: "Oh, yeah, I made mad scrilla today, bro! Got showered with phat grant money by the government when I told 'em my research showed they'd better stop taking the easiest industry donations and instead start institutin' real reform. Then I went and and broke the bank performin' abortions in exchange fo

09/21/2009 10:58:00 AM
HMDK

Glenn Beck is THE greatest comedian of our time! Too bad he's not joking.

09/17/2009 09:10:00 AM
idunno3

Eliosenor, I have to take issue with your rule #4. Yes, I realise that headsets have been used by terrible people, but they can also be used for good, by someone like Dara O'briain, who is awesome.

09/11/2009 08:41:00 PM
MertonVHislop

Anyone else seriously reminded of Alan Shore from Boston Legal when Glen Beck comes on screen?

08/26/2009 06:52:00 PM
orypeci

Ahhh Gladstone, ya wacky liberal. *shrug* I'm a conservative, and I have to put up with a LOT of liberal stuff on Cracked, but I do it. Why? Because objectively, most of the stuff on here is funny as shit. I've come to expect it. I do wish to say, however: 1) Global warming is a mere earthly cycle, not something to flip out over. 2) Bailouts are a really, really stupid idea. Some companies fail - that's just how it works. You really think pouring money into unsuccessful businesses is the way to save the economy?

08/02/2009 10:57:00 PM
RaistliniltsiaR

A few rules for self-proclaimed comedians and comedy promo makers (and this comes from a guy who's gone to FOUR OR FIVE UCB SHOWS): 1. AT LEAST ONE JOKE. At least shitty films show the one or two "funniest" parts in their previews. This promo has no jokes, ergo: there is no funniest part of Glenn Beck. 2. Apropos of Rule 1: PSEUDO-JOKES DON'T COUNT. A joke either has to (a) be funny and/or (b) make a funny (and maybe profound) point. Goofy faces, voices, and pontifications on vomit foam don't cut it. 3. Apropos of Rule 2: THAT "GOT MILK" SHIT IS FUNNY *NOWHERE*. Nowhere. Not even ironically. Put that shit on in Williamsburg, and I don't care how skinny your jeans are; you are going to have the everloving shit kicked out of you by Of Montreal. Fun fact: According to Wikipedia, this campaign came out in October 1993 and stopped being funny in early November 1993 [citation needed]. 4. NO HEADSETS! Visible headsets have the power of 32 giant signs reading "I'm A Fucking Douchebag.

06/08/2009 07:33:00 AM
elliosenor

I must agree with Cube13

06/05/2009 08:17:00 PM
Coxxy

Yawn

05/17/2009 06:27:00 PM
ToastMeister

Respectfully, I must dissent. It's my understanding that Beck's audience on his comedy tour were urinating on themselves from laughing so hard. His socialism bit goes over like a white Chris Rock. Beck's a comedic genius and any satire of his work by Mr. Gladstone or anyone should be frowned upon. Attica! Attica! Attica!

05/08/2009 10:22:00 PM
Cube13

well the limpublicans are lining up one by one and stepping off a cliff ,of course they dont understand normal people there rich and want to stay that way ,no matter what happens to america.God forbid someone gets a bj there the most dogooding rat snitchs the world has ever known.Ill bet he gives his show for free like rush limbo and the silly radio stations eat it up cause they have nothing out of pocket i WONDER WHO PAYS RUSH /BECK if there doin it for free ,one thing is for sure i will never listen to kmox in st louis again because of these guys so gj. Ok america has awaken and we get it so cut the bullshizzt,find somthing else to hate like your dog lol tata for now

05/07/2009 03:10:00 PM
soulardbill

Damn, people are going crazy in these comments. It was just a joke guys, calm down.

05/05/2009 11:21:00 AM
Earthbound_X

i've heard him say it on his broadcast before, "I'm not a Journalist" maybe in his performance he'll say "I'm not even a carbon based human."

05/04/2009 02:37:00 PM
Baloun

I was kinda like, "Eh." But then it hit me . . . "Wait. This guy actually thinks that this is FUNNY. He's actually talking about going out and going on stage and spewing this crap and thinking of himself as a stand-up comedian. HOLY SHIT!" Wow. That's extra-special. What sorts of venues will he be hitting, I wonder? You can't really imagine that many people who enjoy a night of comedy are gonna think, "I know! Let's head out and watch that right-wing nutball recycle Rush Limbaugh's material!" So . . . rural high-school auditoriums, maybe?

05/01/2009 04:10:00 AM
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04/29/2009 12:37:00 PM
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04/29/2009 04:58:00 AM
sexygirl984

I saw a YouTube Clip of Beck today!! God,he was going just plain Bat Shyt Crazy!! To hear him go on and on,Obama's"The Manchurian Candidate"; "FEMA's Running Concentration Camps";"Our Children Are Being Sold Into Slavery";EtAl!! Jesus;Buddha and Mohammed!!! Sad Thing Is Folks Actually Beleive His Shyt!!

04/28/2009 05:38:00 PM
TheEnemyBelow

This one's much better than your last one. Appeals to a general audience, even one who is not intimately familiar with Glenn Beck. Good stuff. I especially liked your cutscene ;).

04/27/2009 11:49:00 PM
seraylnn

Oh look kids the Democrat is resulting to petty insults. Now, now, that's not very nice. Usually you're pretty unbiased and I have to say that I'm a little disappointed Gladstone...not that you probably give a rat's ass what I think anyway.

04/27/2009 08:44:00 PM
TheMesmer

Beck's already making people angry... I can't believe how many people are taking it seriously. And by the way, Beck's an asshole.

04/27/2009 03:33:00 PM
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