The 12 Saddest World Record Attempts Ever Caught on Video

Sorry Swaim fans - some legal monkeys made us take down this video. But do not fear! There is plenty of Swaim to see here.

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  1. JackWalrus

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    Damn you legal monkeys!

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  2. Chuckwow

    • -1

    and im back, comments over there sucked; "don't f**k whit us swedish people you'll get hurt I promise! BTW you suck and you should try an other profession!"

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  3. chasden

    • +5

    Search the article title, and you'll find this episode on YouTube.

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    1. Bannef

      • 0

      Thank you!

  4. Neolithicman

    • 0

    its so nice for cracked commentors to be cooperating instead of, you know, spamming and insulting each other horribly (only a fraction)

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    1. youpoz

      • +2

      you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

    2. KGenocyde

      • 0

      I wish I could like comments on here, because youpoz is the f**king man!

  5. Exeres

    • 0

    THANK YOU NUCKCHORRIS.

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  6. lloydpp

    • 0

    who're the lead paint-eating jerks that made you pull this down?!

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  7. gamers1700

    • 0

    nuckchorris...you're my mother-fucking hero lol

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  8. Elisabeth09

    • 0

    There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
    about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

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  9. mGolos

    • 0

    burn in hell legal monkeys!!2"#

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  10. Killian

    • 0

    "seriously, burn old people"
    i lold

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  11. Tartra

    • 0

    I love the random DOB shot at the end.

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  12. CaptainDroobles

    • 0

    @zerocyde
    I hate to burst your awful-music-loving bubble, but Children of Bodom never covered The Final Countdown. They're wrongly credited for a few covers by other shitty bands. Learn something, realize you're wrong, then stop subjecting the Internet to your stupid nonsense.

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  13. Pendejo777

    • 0

    It's times like this I miss Lex Friedman.

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  14. Nickers

    • 0

    'spoonula' haha

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  15. ijhuhuy

    • 0

    I laughed like a bitch.
    My favorite SWAIM video yet.

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  16. cockadoodledoo

    • 0

    Learn how to use a green screen, you talentless hacks.

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  17. troll12

    • 0

    for fucking goddamn son of a bitch sake.....put a laugh track on your vid...and not some cheap windows movie maker crowd...like i want ppl coughing and laughing at retarded time...its the only reason dry humor like that can work....if you hear other ppl laughing...you will be more likely to laugh....its science...

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  18. lordbulb

    • 0

    Dude you're awesome.

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  19. Mighty

    • 0

    this guy's weird. Like he might look at child porn or something.

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  20. Vergel

    • 0

    Okokok. The rollercoaster one is horrible.

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