The 12 Saddest World Record Attempts Ever Caught on Video

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09/02/2009 07:35:00 PM

CasperMJ

who're the lead paint-eating jerks that made you pull this down?!

08/27/2009 07:29:00 PM

lloydpp

nuckchorris...you're my mother-fucking hero lol

08/04/2009 11:08:00 AM

gamers1700

There is a legit site (syphtr.com) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

07/13/2009 11:45:00 AM

Elisabeth09

hey you can still see this on the Cranked youtube channel video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuYorp9xTts&feature=fvst

07/10/2009 08:32:00 AM

nuckchorris

There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

06/28/2009 03:53:00 PM

Elisabeth09

"Sorry Swaim fans - some legal monkeys made us take down this video." Anyone else getting this error? Found the full vid at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuYorp9xTts

06/02/2009 06:45:00 PM

darkjon64

burn in hell legal monkeys!!2"#

05/27/2009 01:18:00 PM

mGolos

FUCK YOU legal monkeys!

05/26/2009 08:59:00 PM

Fuckaccounts

"seriously, burn old people" i lold

05/14/2009 04:12:00 PM

Killian

amazing! Bored with normal life.............Do crazy and cool things in life just by uploading your videos, music or photos in www.uploaded.tv

05/11/2009 05:26:00 AM

debasree

How can I keep this short...? First of all, let me explain very fast why stoned people tend to be paranoid. All your senses (or at least a whole bunch of them) increase like a motherfucker. Even though you can't really remember (in the short term) what you or other people are talking about, you sure as hell pay more attention to their emotions, facial expressions, mimic, breaks, timing, stops, delivery, etc. of whatever it is they are saying. This will increase the level of importance you place on a conversation (or in this case a news-something-broadcast-or-whatever-it-is-you-call-it) or people talking in general, and thus broaden the limits of how we perceive this event (both in the positive and the negative spectrum). This can result in an extreme high (a good trip) you would never like to end or in an extreme low (a bad trip) which is awkward as hell and moves at the speed of a drunk Elephant writing a text-message to his girlfriend. I happen to see it more often in non

05/10/2009 10:57:00 AM

BangoSkank

I love the random DOB shot at the end.

05/10/2009 08:53:00 AM

Tartra

@zerocyde I hate to burst your awful-music-loving bubble, but Children of Bodom never covered The Final Countdown. They're wrongly credited for a few covers by other shitty bands. Learn something, realize you're wrong, then stop subjecting the Internet to your stupid nonsense.

05/09/2009 10:34:00 AM

CaptainDroobles

It's times like this I miss Lex Friedman.

05/09/2009 06:53:00 AM

Pendejo777

'spoonula' haha

05/08/2009 12:44:00 AM

Nickers

I laughed like a bitch. My favorite SWAIM video yet.

05/07/2009 07:15:00 PM

ijhuhuy

Learn how to use a green screen, you talentless hacks.

05/06/2009 11:39:00 AM

cockadoodledoo

for fucking goddamn son of a bitch sake.....put a laugh track on your vid...and not some cheap windows movie maker crowd...like i want ppl coughing and laughing at retarded time...its the only reason dry humor like that can work....if you hear other ppl laughing...you will be more likely to laugh....its science...

05/06/2009 11:06:00 AM

poopjew

Dude you're awesome.

05/05/2009 05:39:00 PM

lordbulb

this guy's weird. Like he might look at child porn or something.

05/04/2009 03:59:00 PM

Mighty

Okokok. The rollercoaster one is horrible.

05/04/2009 12:23:00 PM

Vergel

Why is this classified as music?

05/04/2009 09:29:00 AM

Eythur

I've been on that rollercoaster. It's Nemesis in Alton Towers. I'm not going on it again.

05/03/2009 08:35:00 AM

dirtmouth

@CoPRed Children Of Bodom's version is WAAAAAAAAAY better than Europe's. :P Also, is anyone else sick to death of these stupid fucking Swaim super-fans? Grow the fuck up retards.

05/03/2009 08:30:00 AM

Zerocyde

im still in love with you....why dont you love me swaim? im hot, i swear... oh, and i am a girl.

05/02/2009 11:31:00 AM

Sriz

Damnit swaim! you just funnied my funhole so hard that I'm covered in fun. That was awesome!

05/02/2009 08:26:00 AM

grumula

I created an account just to tell you one thing. NEVER FUCKING TOUCH AN AUDIO COMPRESSOR EVER AGAIN! (my ears are bleeding now!)

05/01/2009 12:00:00 AM

draeath

"what is the song at the end?" Final Countdown -- Europe

04/30/2009 10:51:00 PM

CoPRed

what is the song at the end?

04/30/2009 05:43:00 PM

livelongprosper

Hell yeah man, that was the funniest Cracked TV I've seen. That's the good way of saying that, I could also say that I've never laughed at any other episode, and that FINALLY I laughed at this one, but I'm an optimist.

04/30/2009 05:40:00 PM

TacoMonster

I got so excited after seeing GOB that I forgot to mention that your timing and delivery in this episode was excellent, Swaim. Hope to see more videos of the same caliber from you.

04/30/2009 04:10:00 PM

AtomicSpike

intricate and detailed BURN!

04/30/2009 07:39:00 AM

Bogan-Man

Hey axle_foley, I can tell from your comment that you have extensive experience in the entertainment industry. You clearly have preternatural powers of deduction that you were able to make a judgment on my profession. But you know what? That's a great idea, maybe I could be a 'Casting Associate Producer' - how's about I cast you in 'Axle_Foley: My Struggle with Doucheness'; a working title of course, but I can have my lawyers from my studio draw up the contract for you post haste. By the way, I could be wrong here, but given your clearly vast knowledge and willingness to direct a comment about me to everyone except me, I can tell you will probably not mind if I point out that I was referring to 'Swaim' and not 'Swain'.

04/30/2009 04:03:00 AM

Eblana

Why would a "Casting Associate Producer" be watching a comedy show on the internet, and try to promote what he's doing by leaving a comment on Swain rather than contacting him via e-mail on his website?

04/29/2009 07:20:00 PM

axle_foley

Scientific Weirdos Adoringly Instructing Monkeys I love this guy - why doesn't he get his own slot on tv in America? Comedic genius of the first order, had he been born forty years ago in England he would have not been outranked among the Month Python group. Ireland would be happy to take him in and be hilariously distracted from our vortex of an economy.

04/29/2009 12:03:00 PM

Eblana

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04/29/2009 11:54:00 AM

mattmc123

Congratulations on your funniest show yet-- wow, with hard like this we could take over the world using the power of small. 2000 diggs-- with numbers like that, we could form our own army and burn the old. I don't know how you have the time to make a video this good every week with the care and comedic writing that goes into it. Bravo.

04/29/2009 11:49:00 AM

buddyobush

What was that song at the end?

04/29/2009 09:03:00 AM

Silentstrike220

Swaim...I love you I rarely ever say this to the host of a online list show on a mid-level comedy website based off a short-lived magazine, but i will say it to you

04/29/2009 07:32:00 AM

crazydaiz

love it!

04/29/2009 05:53:00 AM

elspartha

best show ever, rock on swaim..

04/29/2009 05:07:00 AM

ravenbloodgood

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04/29/2009 04:57:00 AM

sexygirl984

BURN old people! Best ever.

04/29/2009 04:25:00 AM

greeenhaze

Well, Sweden is also pretty much neutral anyway.

04/29/2009 03:47:00 AM

elbas

Classic!

04/29/2009 02:18:00 AM

thewanderer

Haha, Really good one, (Y)

04/28/2009 11:54:00 PM

Simonee

real funny

04/28/2009 11:39:00 PM

Mingkai27

my god i wish every day i could get paid to do what you do this was one of my favourites keep em comin mistah swaim!

04/28/2009 09:19:00 PM

marcosaurus

This was the best Cracked TV so far. Hilarious. Great job Swaim :D

04/28/2009 07:33:00 PM

mothmanbr

That was actually funny.

04/28/2009 02:33:00 PM

SuperGirl21

You included GOB. I am now gay for you.

04/28/2009 02:11:00 PM

Spkl

As always, the best thing on Cracked.

04/28/2009 01:07:00 PM

kengoldstein

You missed the guy on "Britain's Got Talent" who attempted to break the world record for Ferrero RTocher's eaten in one minute, world record is 7, he ate 4 but the presenter managed five...

04/28/2009 01:00:00 PM

monamayfair

Lovely Harald from swedish television.

04/28/2009 11:07:00 AM

FredagLordag

ARGH!! Those naked freaks were at Alton Towers! I'm supposed to be going there in May - how can I go on Nemesis now, knowing that it's been soiled by some gross naked, pasty guy with a sweaty scrotum/fat chick with crotchrot?? Argh argh argh. Still, there's always Oblivion. Thanks for the heads-up, Swaim. By the way - love the hairstyle!

04/28/2009 10:39:00 AM

captain_cranky

holy shit! best play-out ever. i didn't get it until i saw gob, then my life was made.

04/28/2009 10:02:00 AM

shimsham

@Kauai: *ouch* epic fail! Swiss = from or of Switzerland, a country with a position of neutrality. Swedish = from or of Sweden, somewhere else in Europe entirely, and not neutra Sweden was neutral in world war II as well you daft sod.

04/28/2009 09:35:00 AM

richardhead

@Kauai: *ouch* epic fail! Swiss = from or of Switzerland, a country with a position of neutrality. Swedish = from or of Sweden, somewhere else in Europe entirely, and not neutral at all. QED

04/28/2009 08:35:00 AM

corin93

So Sweden suck, still the best song ever is from a Swedish band. Dum-du-du-dum. Great video!

04/28/2009 08:27:00 AM

elbas

What does that mean, "to play us out"?

04/28/2009 08:25:00 AM

magnusb86

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04/28/2009 06:53:00 AM

Shirleyxx

I totally laughed myself stupid at that douche trying to eat the onion when it was actually on TV. Good to see it get a second run. And four clips from Australia! Yeah!

04/28/2009 06:28:00 AM

CamboD

two words swaim.fuckin awesome

04/28/2009 05:20:00 AM

6oober

super waterloo ageing igloo mytopia

04/28/2009 05:16:00 AM

Kumiho

I WANT TO BUGGER YOU GENTLY

04/28/2009 05:14:00 AM

richardhead

Oh Grant Denyer.

04/28/2009 05:10:00 AM

Miffet

Corin93, Swiss = Switzerland Swedish = Sweden You just made a geography fail, not Swaim....lol.

04/28/2009 05:06:00 AM

Kauai

LOL. Michael Swaim geography fail 2:58 he talks about the *Swedish* "neutrality thing" Don't you mean "Swiss"

04/28/2009 03:19:00 AM

corin93

Wow, this was without a doubt Swaim's best video yet. He is without a doubt my favourite thing that exists. Even ahead of drugs.

04/28/2009 12:38:00 AM

BrundleFly

S.W.A.I.M So Wildly Amusing I Might just fall off my chair laughing

04/27/2009 11:58:00 PM

Andy

iheartjihad, here's your link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

04/27/2009 11:26:00 PM

Alsebra

"You have ass cancer." Ah, that's the worst kind too.

04/27/2009 11:04:00 PM

SillySausage69

This was a good one. Keep it up, or else.

04/27/2009 09:44:00 PM

actrambley21

Well done S.W.A.I.M. Grant Denyer on CRACKED "fastest text message ever sent..."! Who'da thunk it? And so his infamy grows... lol

04/27/2009 09:14:00 PM

nestyr

How could you have missed the video of the guy failing to break coconuts?

04/27/2009 09:12:00 PM

kingpocky

Seriously, burn old people.

04/27/2009 08:41:00 PM

Panic

S.W.A.I.M Suddenly Women Are Intimidating Monsters

04/27/2009 08:24:00 PM

BenO

DAMN YOU SWAIM THAT WAS THE BEST SONG EVER. His awesomeness, it annoys me.

04/27/2009 08:14:00 PM

okasen

was that a cover of the final countdown at the end? if so, someone give out a link.

04/27/2009 07:59:00 PM

iheartjihad

But yeah, it was good times for the rest of us.

04/27/2009 07:38:00 PM

1234

Swaim, you'd be on real TV right now, if only you could figure out how to talk slower. I mean, all of us here get it, but you can't expect the general audience to keep up with your ratatatat future-slang.

04/27/2009 07:36:00 PM

1234

Very impressive.

04/27/2009 07:23:00 PM

ryan.d

To all wondering (I'm looking at you ccluskin) the song at the end is The Final Countdown.

04/27/2009 07:12:00 PM

Hmmmthatguy

"I fear his might!" Hilarious video, as always.

04/27/2009 07:01:00 PM

Related2Stress

That was great. I really loved it. Ah the things we do to ourselves and...tragically...to others. -just imagine some poor kids reaction when he sees nude grandpa on a roller coaster-

04/27/2009 06:29:00 PM

SilverHearted

That was incredibly good.

04/27/2009 06:27:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

i want that banana snaping video it looks hilarious!!

04/27/2009 06:27:00 PM

Sofa-king

Did she just say "spoon-ula?" WTF?

04/27/2009 05:54:00 PM

DarkRubberDucky

Mike Swaim looks like "Mayhem" Miller

04/27/2009 05:53:00 PM

PantherHeel93

Damn Swaim is spot on.

04/27/2009 05:51:00 PM

Impure

"Burn, old people!" 'Seriously, burn old people.' Lovin' it. :-) P.

04/27/2009 05:49:00 PM

Pamcakes

Loving your shout out to GOB Bluth! Swaim, you are truly the ideal man.

04/27/2009 05:30:00 PM

jadore

i think the 'bring me the orb of power' is a reference to land of lore game. can anyone confirm this?

04/27/2009 05:26:00 PM

jarl

what was that song at the end gj s.w.a.i.m. proud of you baby seriously what was that kazoo eye of the tiger joint at the end?

04/27/2009 05:14:00 PM

ccluskin

For next weeks topic, I think the 5 most uselessly expensive handheld devices would be good. (Include iPod shuffle!)

04/27/2009 05:13:00 PM

Windona

Yay, Swaim's dressing like the 5th Doctor Who again!

04/27/2009 04:54:00 PM

Billy Goat

Yeah. The aforementioned coconut failure was a major disaster.

04/27/2009 04:40:00 PM

Supermutant

For all those feeling the need to nitpick: No, he did not screw up. Sweden, along with Switzerland, is a historically neutral country.

04/27/2009 04:31:00 PM

jzarzycki

Hey Gladstone, you should be taking notes. Good shit Swaim

04/27/2009 04:29:00 PM

4thSurvivor

Bloody hell, every 2nd vid wont play for me...

04/27/2009 04:24:00 PM

jazman84

Haha "just the toes..just the toes" Ie&MichaelSwaim

04/27/2009 04:07:00 PM

timesamillion

oh he is good goood

04/27/2009 04:04:00 PM

vincentius

I can't believe you missed that guy who was going to break coconuts with his hands or whatever, had them all lined up in the street, got a big crowd to watch, and then failed to break a single one. I think it was even here that I first saw that video.

04/27/2009 04:03:00 PM

Pedgerow

there was the guy who was on britain's got talent that tried to beat the world record for eating ferrero roche's in a minute. he got 4, the record was 7. and this guy backstage beat him with 5, and he was doing it as a joke.

04/27/2009 03:58:00 PM

Meiyo

Snap! Snap! Sna-OHHH!

04/27/2009 03:55:00 PM

Oops

Funnier than gladstone.

04/27/2009 03:26:00 PM

luke

I am very attracted to you, Swaim. You and your sillies.

04/27/2009 03:14:00 PM

Lorzor

Was the 'to play us out' a reference to Bill O'Reilly ? anyway that was pretty damn good

04/27/2009 03:11:00 PM

Suparaf

Seriously, Burn old people!

04/27/2009 02:51:00 PM

TripMaverick

quite good. and the GOB reference at the end definitely earned it some bonus points

04/27/2009 02:51:00 PM

Whitepeople

Swaim, buddy, pal, friend of mine. It's Switzerland that's the neutral one, not Sweden.

04/27/2009 02:29:00 PM

Parasky

hahah love the arrested development reference at the end

04/27/2009 02:13:00 PM

monkeywithagun

YES! I'm so happy Droid Michael Swaim is back. I did not care for the radio host persona.

04/27/2009 02:12:00 PM

44GreenBlinks

You're my hero, Swaim. Like in that Ricky Martin song (gyro?), except without the stalking. Cheers for going back to the old format

04/27/2009 02:10:00 PM

Delbirt

Great episode, but 2 things: 1) I miss back in the day when clippy was awesome vintage porno that everyone recognized from the half-second clip 2) Don't you ever bad-mouth Arby's, again. I'll admit you're pretty awesome, Swaim, but no man is above that rule...no man

04/27/2009 02:09:00 PM

douglaschucker

@acidballroom, Sweden is neutral too. The pacing seemed off to me, although it may've just been the clock messing with my perception. But it seemed at times you rushed a bit. That's not a complaint (the video was excellent), just an observation.

04/27/2009 01:40:00 PM

Tree

As if the the video itself wasn't good enough, you top yourself by referencing the best show EVER at the very end! Tricks are what whores do for money!

04/27/2009 01:34:00 PM

AtomicSpike

GOB BLUTH!!!!

04/27/2009 01:22:00 PM

Henrik

yes! droid michael swaim! yes! sooooooooo much better than the radio show host. high-larious

04/27/2009 01:16:00 PM

beatcamel

OMFG dude that is too funny! FG www.anonymity.es.tc

04/27/2009 12:55:00 PM

AbleBobby

This was the biggest chunk of love.

04/27/2009 12:54:00 PM

youllforgetit

Dude, I love Swaim!

04/27/2009 12:52:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

I would have to agree with iakona. you rock, swaim. have my man-babies

04/27/2009 12:45:00 PM

bouchedaggery

Weclome to my ass garden

04/27/2009 12:39:00 PM

Happy Emo

This is probably the best one I've seen yet. Something was different about your swagger, Swaim. Keep it up.

04/27/2009 12:35:00 PM

-iakona-

and Seriously, Burn Old People.

04/27/2009 12:30:00 PM

mactheknife

Swaim, I love you. Platonically.

04/27/2009 12:29:00 PM

Benvolio

one word, three letters: GOB!

04/27/2009 12:26:00 PM

mactheknife

How could you not include the guy who tried to break all those coconuts or the guy who beat the world record for rolling an orange with your nose?

04/27/2009 11:29:00 AM

jogiff

OH DEAR GOD, IM NEVER GOING ON NEMESIS EVER AGAIN! NAKED BALLS ON THE SAFETY STRAPS! ARGH, GOD NO!

04/27/2009 11:28:00 AM

RandyChimp

YEA CLIPPYS BACK!

04/27/2009 11:15:00 AM

AlucardJones

:D Michael Swaim is my favorite!

04/27/2009 11:09:00 AM

pooperbrittany

Wow, lex... I definitely miss the TWID. Anyways, And I'm not sure whats creepier, the sound of a martial arts master masturbating, or the Tuesdays nights at Swaim's house. Lots of fun... Thank you for the nightmare fuel.

04/27/2009 11:01:00 AM

Daisho

Best goddamn Cracked TV ever. Seriously. Swaim, you are a god among men.

04/27/2009 10:44:00 AM

Niddhog

Michael: You broke a record. In my heart. It hurts. And seriously, who owns vinyl anymore? Zing! (PS: Not really Zing!)

04/27/2009 10:37:00 AM

lex

Great show, Swaim. I usually think its a little forced, but you're really coming along! the G.O.B. thing at the end was a great non sequitur. Hilarious.

04/27/2009 10:34:00 AM

DNAlord

Continuously hilarious. Awesome job.

04/27/2009 10:30:00 AM

GenericHuman

Swaim and a Bluth in the same YouTube clip? Did I just die and go to heaven? Or did I just watch a YouTube clip that had Swaim and Gob in it? It's so hard to tell. Probably the medication. Anyways, nice video. Also, ban Comic Sans.

04/27/2009 10:17:00 AM

Fiendish

LOL, WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO KNOCKED DOWN THE JENGA TILES SHAPED LIKE THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZA? OR THE guy who tried smashing coconuts only to have his hand broken pretty badly.

04/27/2009 10:17:00 AM

jagenigma

Are Sweden, the UK, and Australia competing for most "WTF?!" country in the world? Because, seriously guys, y'all will never beat out Japan. Viva la tentacle rape!

04/27/2009 10:09:00 AM

bukra

Best. Swaim. Ever.

04/27/2009 10:06:00 AM

Postmark

Oh fucking wow. That end song was just the cherry on the icing of the cake. Brilliant.

04/27/2009 09:57:00 AM

TheDarkFlame

Wow. I never knew how shitty Sweden was until now. Damn them. That little sneaky Gob clip at the end was priceless, loved it loved it. More videos, Swaim!

04/27/2009 09:54:00 AM

musegirl

It's not working for me. What's the f***ing deal??

04/27/2009 09:40:00 AM

suicidaljoyride

Video cuts out while the german is running through the glass planes.

04/27/2009 09:36:00 AM

Swaimfan

Oh hell, I'll never be able to ride that Nemesis rollercoaster the same again knowing of all the gooey sweaty genitals that've been squished into it. "nuuuuuuu!" *shakes fist at air* Hilarious, as ever :)

04/27/2009 09:25:00 AM

dragontamer363

Damn, Swaim is wicked cute. Is that a wedding band or a purity ring? ...just curious.

04/27/2009 09:11:00 AM

lichtenstein

Truly beautiful, but I wish you could have included this record attempt -it makes me wince every time I see it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8d1kIn4nl0

04/27/2009 09:10:00 AM

shadowfacts

Bad ass and that song rocks it hardcore.

04/27/2009 09:07:00 AM

alachuckles

Gob and Swaim in the same video?!?!?! What a moment!

04/27/2009 09:01:00 AM

purple_jesus

Oh, fucking, fucking win Swaim. Hilarious. I wondered how long you could keep up the acronym. Just the toes... just the toes...

04/27/2009 08:54:00 AM

AmbroseKali

You suck sweden...damn that was great.

04/27/2009 08:45:00 AM

Rantspace

That was the best song ever!

04/27/2009 08:44:00 AM

Onodera

that little shot from arrested development... get out of my head!!!

04/27/2009 08:27:00 AM

enuts

ah you made my day. I love clippy.

04/27/2009 07:53:00 AM

Laurara

Okay, then. That was... pretty damn awesome. I especially liked the numerous people attempting to break the record of most times kicking themselves in the head. I wish their heads were softer. Or that they used bricks instead of feet.

04/27/2009 07:53:00 AM

Razok

OH EM GEE! Gob! A trick is something a hooker does for money... or candy.

04/27/2009 07:44:00 AM

anderfreak

hahah lol @ j.o.b. @ the end

04/27/2009 07:40:00 AM

Pepper420

Seriously, burn old people

04/27/2009 07:39:00 AM

ToyboyTime

Thank you for the Gob clip. You made my day!!!

04/27/2009 07:31:00 AM

kellybrisbin

Freaking awesome. You are the best Swaim. So glad to see clippy back!

04/27/2009 07:06:00 AM

DapperDaveIa

Swaim deserves his own religion at this point.

04/27/2009 07:04:00 AM

JStanshall

so cool , I will upload this to tall dating site ____Tallmingle .c o m___which is a hot dating site for all tall admirers ,tall man and tall woman.

04/27/2009 06:43:00 AM

Shirleyxx

The host from the Aussie show is the shortest man in Australia... Grant Denyer. He also has broken his back from monster truck racing ( or some bullshit like that) , bless his small man heart.

04/27/2009 06:38:00 AM

Pyxiss

All hail Swaim!

04/27/2009 06:38:00 AM

ElNimrodo

They should have included Olli Hokkanen.. even though it technically wasn't W-record only Finnish but still. He attempted to drink 1,5 liter of coca-cola in the fastest time (the drink was divided in 7 portions) but he interrupted after drinking only 3.. The clip became a fucking internet phenomenon because of the reason he uttered; "No can do, too acidic." (Ei pysty, liian hapokasta.) Cola-Olli became a fucking celebrity for that. Seriously. Put his name on youtube and witness the pathetic failure.

04/27/2009 06:28:00 AM

RadiantDragon

Lmao I especially like the cut to gob bluth at the end

04/27/2009 06:23:00 AM

PeaceLuvVivaldi

BTW @growingupsoon FUCK YOU

04/27/2009 06:14:00 AM

xxsebbexx

Yay clippy is back !!! Awesome as always Swaim

04/27/2009 06:12:00 AM

xxsebbexx

You have Sweden and Switzerland confused with your reference to "neutrality". Otherwise, amazing as always.

04/27/2009 06:08:00 AM

acidballroom

It's the final count down! Di di di duh di di di di duh! Excellent.

04/27/2009 06:08:00 AM

echocharlie

Seriously this was an epic video, Swaim your sensational. Sweden sucks.

04/27/2009 06:06:00 AM

growingupsoon

You missed the guy who tried- and failed, failed miserably- to break coconuts! Oh well, good countdown.

04/27/2009 06:06:00 AM

Gimble

Seriously, burn old people.

04/27/2009 06:04:00 AM

drake

damn swaim and his wickedly awesomeness!

04/27/2009 05:58:00 AM

jdspirit911

Wait a min....Orbs of power? Are talking about O.R.B. here as in Operation Rusties Blanket? Is it sad that I made a Venture Brothers reference? Naw how could it be that show is awsome

04/27/2009 05:57:00 AM

pariahnola

Funniest one yet. I was pissing myself over the King and God bit!

04/27/2009 05:51:00 AM

Clara

Well, I was about to say this was very good. Then GOB showed up. This video was AWESOME!

04/27/2009 05:45:00 AM

opterna

Swaim, you are one of the funniest writers on here. However, you do have a face that I uncontrollably have the urge to punch every time I see it. For your sake and mine, I will wear stuffed teddy bears on my hands just in case we ever cross paths.

04/27/2009 05:38:00 AM