Is Work Getting In The Way Of Your Drinking Problem?

caracal-eyes

09/06/11 04:16 PM

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Get drunk enough, and you won't even notice you've been "drinking" from the wrong end until you repeatedly fail to open your mouth, and realized you've stapled your lips together! Yay! If you're lucky, the searing pain in your lips will be the perfect distraction from your pounding hangover the next morning.

RDean

09/11/09 06:40 PM

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Vodka in a stapler? That's just stupid. RUM in a stapler, however, is pure genius. But I guess they don't sell those... Damn. Maybe some other company.

clairmonster

09/06/09 11:14 AM

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is the ad for an alcoholism rehab center next to it intentionally or unintentionally hilarious?

purple9haze6

07/07/09 09:58 PM

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...bong in a copier?

Socklord36

04/17/09 05:18 PM

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Yes. Yes it is, goddammnit.

joramjozef

04/17/09 07:52 AM

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No but seriously, you guys should hire me to actually fabricate those things man, the bong in a copier is a garanteed succes !
Also, liquid-nicotine-in-no-smoking-sign should do the trick

Ozzie_Freedom

04/14/09 06:41 PM

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bong in a copier or vodka in a stapler....
fuck it i'm getting both

priapism69

04/14/09 01:51 PM

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For those wondering why there were some bleeps... Originally created by Jesse Selwyn for G4TV.

CorruptUser

04/13/09 05:30 PM

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You need this in the Cracked store, asap.

TripMaverick

04/13/09 04:27 PM

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Need to get who ever did this to take over from Net work.

BadKarma

04/13/09 08:52 AM

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hilarious !!!

land_squid

04/13/09 04:54 AM

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I WANT A BONG IN A COPIER!

rarwkabibles

04/13/09 04:12 AM

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why not try a cigarette in a pen? it would help all the smokers who cant quit!!!

Lindax

04/13/09 03:26 AM

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xfirefly

04/13/09 01:31 AM

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Zombie Hobbit, I concur.

The-Dum-Guy

04/13/09 01:04 AM

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Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?

theHeadCase

04/12/09 07:45 PM

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The image of the women using that stapler was oddly stimulating

jacklance

04/12/09 05:56 PM

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Bong in a copier made me lol

dionroy

04/12/09 05:42 PM

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hahahaha - I dont even know what to say to that.

Zombie Hobbit

04/12/09 05:09 PM

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Mommy, I want one!
Great idea, I love it. I also want oxycodone in an eraser! Hey wait, that is my idea! Nobody steal it!