The 6 Worst 'Professional' Music Videos on the Web

I usually just lurk, but finally, FINALLY I felt compelled enough to register to post a comment...holy f**k...that final video is Mini Mother-f**king Moni. "Ai~n Dance no Uta" is quite possibly the greatest seizure inducing video of all time. Thank you, Swaim, for perpetuating the awesomeness of Mini Moni (the rest of you on the internets know them from where the "dramatic prairie dog" clip comes from). I now give you permission to have my babies.

11/14/2009 06:07:59 PM

Vinyahuinewen

I love when he gets confused when the Aussie breaks character.

11/13/2009 08:59:51 PM

EddieBrock412

Seriously, f**k those jailbait-chasing a*****es in Brokencyde. Thank them for dumbing down music to depths lower than anyone thought that it could go.

11/09/2009 09:57:16 PM

BloodnThunder

dingo! win.

11/06/2009 10:23:17 AM

ICallKyo

tunak tunak tun is teh s**t! oh, and superjail ftw

11/03/2009 06:28:41 PM

xXEzkatonXx

dude come the fuck on, tunak tunak tun is the shit! everything else is in it's place though...

10/25/2009 10:25:00 AM

the88thcrazy

Your out of you element Donnie. SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE

10/25/2009 06:45:00 AM

Danmck

The fact that I find the Shine on Me dude panties ruiningly attractive shames me

10/18/2009 11:13:00 AM

Madeira

hey, Cracked. I have a question for ya. That japanese thing at the end, what is that? And what do I need to search to find it on youtube? Because It is ridiculously hilarious!

10/04/2009 03:09:00 AM

arbootieoaks

"that looks like K Shit" lool

10/03/2009 08:37:00 PM

wickedmonkey

cool, superjail fucking rocks u got good taste

09/27/2009 12:00:00 PM

JackalsBeAsT

I am fully addicted to the bullshit that Brokencyde spews. I won't miss them when they're run down by decent music lovers everywhere, but I might as well appreciate the deep lyrics in "Booty Call" and "Skeet Skeet Skeet" while I still can.

09/16/2009 02:19:00 AM

alexcicio

i think i speak on behalf of all my fellow aussies when i say "dingo!"

09/09/2009 11:31:00 PM

ballrags

solid impersonation of a yank trying to say aussie. i loves it. remember guys it's pronounced like ozzy osbourne. his name, not his incoherent, drug addled mumblings.

08/30/2009 07:52:00 AM

arcticlink

stop the war

08/21/2009 09:28:00 PM

dronehouse

nice, superjail in the back round

08/16/2009 01:32:00 PM

quizzizzle

Fuck Brokencyde!

08/07/2009 03:21:00 PM

DiggerNick

I'm not sure if anyone else pointed it out, But Speak the rapper(Ish), sounds like a freakin' terrorist on his own. Thick russian accented pacifist? Please. He's just mad because he died at the end of Die Hard. (obvious reference)

07/31/2009 05:17:00 PM

dart378

Awesome! A mixture of satire and super jail! and its even the the combaticus episode,Swaim you are my hero.

07/19/2009 06:47:00 PM

haku698

This video is really grt!! See a wide collection of videos in www.uploaded.tv

07/08/2009 04:47:00 PM

welcomeravi

Legendary: "Gonna make you come... over to my house." Also thank you so much Swaim for impersonating an 'ossie', i almost urinated on myself with laughter! As an actual Australian it for some reason is hilarious to me when other cultures use us for comic purposes, and that is in no way unpatriotic... LOl, "They're all criminals, you know." Dingo. Drongo. Footy. BEER.

07/02/2009 10:08:00 AM

FuckingInsomnia

holy hell. swaim has superjail on the telly. i want him.

06/27/2009 05:55:00 PM

lumaee

only one i heard was tunak tunak tun but because it makes absolutly no goddamn sense i didnt no they were spirits. also about superjail i noticed that wen i saw jail bot

06/24/2009 11:27:00 PM

TheCorpseMan99

DINGO! your classy Mr. Swaim...

06/24/2009 05:19:00 PM

ChinchillaXXX

The guys from b4-4 look like the Umpa Lumpas from the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

06/14/2009 10:12:00 AM

karmapoliceman

*shrugs* I'll be that guy The song at the end? the group is Mini Moni, the song is 'Aiin!'.

06/09/2009 07:40:00 PM

ObsidianJones

BobbyD84, lol I noticed that too. I personally think the aussie makes this video, when he drops his Australian accent and the real Swaim looks at him...xD hilarious. I also enjoyed the DINGO! in the background. What a respectable depiction of the Australian people. They're all criminals you know. Freaking genius..I love you.

06/08/2009 11:42:00 PM

Chickamauga

To find the song at the end type in "crazy Japanese song" into youtube, you'll find it. Look for the subliminal flashes.

06/04/2009 04:26:00 AM

Not_telling

Dingo!

06/02/2009 12:19:00 AM

axle_foley

Whats that song at the end? Can't find it anywhere D:

06/01/2009 10:22:00 AM

Accel

"With their powers combined he is...the last guy who sold me my car." This got me sold xD nice one swaim.

05/25/2009 02:54:00 PM

karlojey

Ha, loved that "Ossie", I'm Australian and I laughed my arse off. Or ass? Whatever.

05/19/2009 06:07:00 AM

djl2083

Horrible songs

05/17/2009 08:28:00 AM

sugreev2001

i'm gonna make you come tonight...over to my house. how did that get by any form of censorship? i mean, i think it is hilarious but i laugh at train wreck patients in the hospital i work at. surely there must have been one sensible person involved in the release of that song.

05/15/2009 02:25:00 PM

BobbyD84

Interesting video... and I agree, all of those music videos are equally terrifying as they are retarded. I doubt I was the first to notice this, but they have SuperJail playing in the background on the monitor.

05/13/2009 06:29:00 PM

Hijack

that is a completely awful dipiction of australians we don't drink fosters

05/12/2009 01:34:00 AM

watuppig

ahhh who am i kidding this video is fucking amazing!!! lol that part made me laugh like hell

05/11/2009 06:30:00 AM

fink000

nice video! Get ready all you people out there, the time has come to show the world that real talent is priceless, just visit www.uploaded.tv

05/11/2009 05:37:00 AM

debasree

/wow O_O

05/10/2009 10:18:00 PM

aquiethuman

That Speak dude baffles me. My bet is that he's some kinda genius. I've been watching his "music video" on YouTube for the past 4 hours, trying to descipher the hidden meaning. I almost don't cringe every time he says "YEE" and "Cmon". No other result though. This guy is good. ... BIZNISS

05/09/2009 04:55:00 AM

Norlak

lol...dahler mehendi.......ok i'm indian,n when i was in the 2nd or 3rd grade he came to my school....that was a high point for me at that time......sad.........i sang along,sadder........n i ddnt evn kno the words,i jst ddnt wanna be left out........

05/08/2009 01:16:00 AM

seimin

LMAO. Mini Moni at the end. :) I love them.

05/04/2009 07:17:00 PM

Hyuga_masteR

wat song is that at the end with the japenses

05/02/2009 10:17:00 PM

t3gh

I love it how a lot of people say Aussie like 'Ossie' when really it's pronounced 'Ozzie' :P Make me laugh whenever I hear it. And Swaim, you remind me of Steven O'Donnell or 'Bajo' whose a TV host of a gaming show called 'Good Game' in Australia. I would have both of your babies.

04/30/2009 12:06:00 PM

ByzGirl

cronkey mate and a digeridoo

04/30/2009 04:47:00 AM

uiopytrre

Gotta love the Aussie. The most hilarious part of thie video was when he says "Hey, I just noticed something, that sounds like KSHIT, wow, what terrible call letters" Aussie responds, "Yeah, yeah, pretty bad" "Well, that concludes" *Looks back* "Our episodes of..."

04/28/2009 07:12:00 PM

Almanexia

Quite possibly the best thing about B4-4 is just how clever they are: "After breaking up from the band, twins Ryan and Dan Kowarsky formed the group RyanDan together and have been working on an album consisting of pop and classical music..." Classical Music? Really? And... ..."In July 2007 RyanDan recorded a collaboration with solo artist Ryan Richter. The subsequent concept album was titled RyanDan." Concept album?

04/28/2009 11:24:00 AM

PhRepko11

God. I forgot about b4-4. I miss them, but not as much as I miss S Club 7!

04/27/2009 11:34:00 PM

Goolia000

funny vid, i will uploaded this to tall dating site---Tallmingle.com--- to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.

04/27/2009 06:49:00 AM

Shirleyxx

All cracked videos are kicked up a notch by including Mini Moni footage.

04/26/2009 02:55:00 PM

resop2

"What a respectful depiction of the Australian people." HAHAHA

04/25/2009 11:50:00 AM

StardustMelody

what i find hilarious is on the youtube video for Speak, the videos info says "its not supposed to be a joke!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054 and that just made it hilarious sad, and sadly hilarious

04/24/2009 06:48:00 AM

Chunkknuckle

You missed Mark Gormley's video for "Without You."

04/23/2009 03:15:00 PM

frankiefreckles

Anyone notice how the Australian guy looks incredibly like Michael Swaim?

04/21/2009 01:08:00 PM

Eblana

swaim is the only reason this website is good serously hilarious

04/21/2009 04:49:00 AM

Purc3ll

LOL!, im Australian and that was fucking hilarious, we are all criminals lol. and 4:57! I Laughed My Head Off! good work completely ridiculing a country

04/21/2009 12:14:00 AM

PandaBoy

I loved it, Get Down B4-4 was freaking hilarious

04/20/2009 06:49:00 PM

babyblue

Nice work, though I was a little distracted by the Snorgtees model in the ad section. CHRIS DANE OWENS ROCKS!

04/20/2009 06:22:00 PM

Disfigurine

PLEASE, work on that Australian accent...

04/20/2009 02:03:00 PM

Jesterface

I was almost vaguely afraid that Van Canto, my favorite band ever, would appear, solely because of how completely illogical their mere existance is. But no, the only good song on this list is Tunak Tunak Tun, and even that's just a great 'what the hell' song.

04/20/2009 05:01:00 AM

EinDose

The rest of the video was nice and all, but Superjail. Awesome.

04/19/2009 01:49:00 PM

Mr. Whiscash

Ah Swaim. ♥ you are awesome as usual.

04/18/2009 11:00:00 PM

TeninaT

"Well I'd l-... Well I'd like to thank Aussie for being with us today..." "DINGO" Priceless.

04/17/2009 08:35:00 PM

Cratey

Swaim, the fact that you watch Superjail has just pushed you up fourteen notches on my awesomeness ladder. The best part? My ladder has ten notches. Yeah, I was watching that for the entire time you were doing your witty little radio show. Sorry. R.I.P. Walrus.

04/17/2009 11:53:00 AM

pokemon725

a dash of ann coulter

04/17/2009 08:51:00 AM

aczechguy

Swaim you are the walrus.. thanks for making me laugh as always.

04/17/2009 04:54:00 AM

ravenbloodgood

What exactly is the last video ? It looks so messed up :)

04/17/2009 03:05:00 AM

Haedrian

lol im from australia

04/17/2009 12:39:00 AM

Lochbreak3r

There's speaking and there's singing, "spoken word" music is retarded to the utmost, regardless of genre.

04/16/2009 05:36:00 PM

DanFraley

@Eblana It's Elijah WOOD, not Woods. Anyway, #3's style of music is called "sprechgensang", or "spoken-sing". I've also heard it called "spoken word" style. CAKE does the same thing. It's not anything like rap. Done right, it's a cool way to do a song and you can't imagine it any other way. Done wrong, and it's just plain pretentious.

04/16/2009 11:45:00 AM

hamsterjelly

The B4-4 video was actually aired quite often on Canada's Much Music in the late 90's. They were Canada's offering to the boy band craze. It's kind of scary to think of...

04/16/2009 09:27:00 AM

Creamy_Seizure

Michael Swaim, I like him. He's a funny guy. Makes me laugh. Hahaha. With his new hairdo and funky styleeee going on he looks like Elijah Woods. I like Elijah Woods. He's a smart guy. Makes me think. Hmmm.

04/16/2009 09:19:00 AM

Eblana

I realized after the third movie that the aussie was actually speaking english with an accent, not gibberish! You got me at "Fosters"

04/16/2009 02:37:00 AM

plaster

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA God damnit swain, you are a damned genius!

04/15/2009 06:52:00 PM

Child109

swaim you and DOB are my favesies im straight

04/15/2009 04:29:00 PM

dannyyyyyyyy?

Like the new 'do. Hair gel is your friend, indeed.

04/15/2009 09:58:00 AM

lbh

war - what is it good for?

04/15/2009 07:25:00 AM

hellblade

hahaha michael swaim, god damn you're a funny cunt mate. And I really am an Australian.

04/15/2009 05:50:00 AM

NeoValour

once again you've gotten me through another mundane morning by your awesomeness, keep it up swaim you rocking robot!

04/15/2009 04:56:00 AM

ravenbloodgood

Those B4-4 guys remind me of that family in those Energizer commercials years ago. Scary shit to think they might be real.

04/15/2009 04:53:00 AM

pelcurus

yeah... that's definitely him

04/14/2009 11:33:00 PM

shazbot

was that the kid from role models in the B4-4 video?

04/14/2009 11:29:00 PM

shazbot

The Tunak Tunak guy is named Daler, and he's a Saudi Arabian pop star. At least he was when my friends found his website after seeing that video seven or eight years ago.

04/14/2009 09:42:00 PM

tunacanoe

anyone can help me? I am unable to find the 'walrus' music video shown at the end of this.

04/14/2009 09:27:00 PM

jarl

haah! superjail on the computer

04/14/2009 09:25:00 PM

oday

Dingo!

04/14/2009 09:06:00 PM

j mcfarl3

Swaim, great video, and I love you like a brother...an internet brother...but dude, these videos have been around forever. Still, any excuse to see the Speak video is fine by me. "Business!"

04/14/2009 07:17:00 PM

fknrat

lol the guy who sold me last car I had to run to my washroom I was laughin so hard

04/14/2009 06:05:00 PM

SamuraiZach0

"they are....the guy who sold me my last car" that was so perfectly executed i cracked up, funny stuff as always.

04/14/2009 05:27:00 PM

sinisterspider

I notice SuperJail on the other T.V. Lol.

04/14/2009 05:00:00 PM

Coo

im glad swaim and g stone are both doing videos like this now

04/14/2009 02:34:00 PM

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04/14/2009 11:22:00 AM

sexybeauties

fuckin racist to australians cunt shut the fuck up before I smash ya cunt you look like a fucking poofter cunt.... I'll bugger ya like them orange cunts would, then bite ya bollocks off cunt

04/14/2009 11:00:00 AM

richardhead

HAHAHA. The B4-4 video was taped from a TV show some older viewers in Canada would know. Tarzan Dan's Hit List on YTV. Although i think it was just called the Hit List when this vid came out.

04/14/2009 10:31:00 AM

boogeypop

fantastic! "what a respectful depiction of the Australian People!"

04/14/2009 09:44:00 AM

Ruskayakorova1

wait?what!were those 3 orange guys singing about making someone come back at their house?jesus.and why were they gettin all humpy about the kid being dotted over by hot women?any way,part 2 rocked.maybe more so than part 1.anyway,i pray for the walrus.may he get better.also for terry waite.

04/14/2009 09:11:00 AM

6oober

Wow the professional ones ended up being worse than the amateur videos.

04/14/2009 09:01:00 AM

Ervin

Tell me...when did the guy from "Highlander" turn Gay?

04/14/2009 08:55:00 AM

picc01

Carrot top dyed his hair and wants us to unite!

04/14/2009 08:52:00 AM

picc01

Bull from Night Court sez "stop the war!" LOL

04/14/2009 08:48:00 AM

picc01

Dj Swami rocks

04/14/2009 08:44:00 AM

picc01

Who in "Hello" would pick up a viewmaster in a pile of garbage and put their face up to it? So stupid!

04/14/2009 08:42:00 AM

picc01

swaim where do you find these musi videos, i would love to slip into a drug induced acoma wathing these all day, but which drug? (A) heroin (B) adrenachrone (C) PCP

04/14/2009 08:33:00 AM

petemclaux

"They're all criminals, you know." We sure are... now shut the fuck up before I knife ya, mate.

04/14/2009 07:45:00 AM

Flubagalub

NOOO!!!! at the end he said the walrus died! HOW CAN THIS BE????

04/14/2009 07:44:00 AM

rarwkabibles

I was thinking the same thing, that KSHT sounded like shit, and then you said the same thing, and now I think you can read my mind somehow.I think I'll go buy some tinfoil...

04/14/2009 07:14:00 AM

katie6098

I think those three orange sodomists were the most terrifying. p.s. I like your haircut!

04/14/2009 05:54:00 AM

yesbutnotyou

Lol i love the super jail in the background Great video swaim

04/14/2009 05:07:00 AM

Desight

That, Swaim, was pure magic.

04/14/2009 04:54:00 AM

Goronguy

Tunak Tunak Tun is awesome Swaim, how dare you.

04/14/2009 03:59:00 AM

CrackedEgg

Aussie is probably my favorite co-host of all time.

04/14/2009 03:21:00 AM

PBSEAN

Your mum.

04/14/2009 03:09:00 AM

richardhead

I love you Michael. So many good one-liners in this one. "It's kind of like if two metro-sexual rapists started Night at the Roxbury." "And with their powers combined, they are.....the guy who sold me my last car." "...The Shine Experience is like watching random 10-second clips of Lord of the Rings if Legolas occasionally pretended to play the guitar." One question....what's a banana bender?

04/14/2009 01:54:00 AM

LukeTheNuke

The 'I Am The Walrus' video was like taking three massive bong hits, and then having someone bitch-slap you like a two dollar whore. Thank you, Swaim. You never disappoint.

04/14/2009 12:46:00 AM

Dierdre

"What a respectful depiction of the Australian people". My new favourite SWAIM, truly outstanding

04/14/2009 12:17:00 AM

mothbro

I remember B4-4!

04/14/2009 12:14:00 AM

HolyRoller

I miss Clippy.

04/13/2009 11:56:00 PM

Aykis16

Mini Moni!

04/13/2009 11:49:00 PM

emptyflowers

The character in the Walrus video was "Bakatono-sama" (roughly, Mr. Stupid Prince) by Ken Shimura. "A-in!!"

04/13/2009 11:38:00 PM

g1nks

"Every inch of Swaim's stuff is hilarious"? penis.

04/13/2009 11:00:00 PM

thelastlemon

Hahaha, I was so happy when I saw Speak on the list. That guy is a modern day poet, the Brian Adams of our generation.

04/13/2009 10:15:00 PM

Kurapica

"And with their powers combined, they are...the guy who sold me my last car." Oh my God Swaim, I just simply lost it when you said that.

04/13/2009 09:58:00 PM

SemanticIvy

All hail Combaticus, the NEW god of war!

04/13/2009 09:51:00 PM

FyamanD

Swaim, this is probably your worst video. I love your other video but the accents just didn't do it for me.

04/13/2009 09:40:00 PM

kickapoo

amazing. i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

04/13/2009 08:53:00 PM

gracky

Sorry Swaim, I'm not feeling this one. Your attempts at accents were to distracting for me to be able to enjoy your attempts at humor.

04/13/2009 08:52:00 PM

shingetterpopo

DINGO!

04/13/2009 08:37:00 PM

Panic

oh, swaim you're hilarious

04/13/2009 07:58:00 PM

sharpieluvpeace

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahha swaim! you are my favorite!

04/13/2009 07:27:00 PM

punkywaffle

Everyone in B4-4 has a major backpfeifengesicht. Swaim, you never fail to impress. Keep up the awesome output.

04/13/2009 07:25:00 PM

fierytortoise

swaim,you brighten my day each time!!!

04/13/2009 07:05:00 PM

Dervis

You are hilarious Swaim. Oh, and that little kid was just asking for it, tease!

04/13/2009 07:02:00 PM

N62664

Those B4-4 guys are totally trying to get that little kid to play find the sausage with them.

04/13/2009 06:38:00 PM

chrishelf

Banana bender??

04/13/2009 06:29:00 PM

Natnie

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04/13/2009 06:22:00 PM

circus

oh balls. oh balls indeed.(in a good way)

04/13/2009 06:15:00 PM

das_w00tman

"they are...the guy who sold me my last car." Lmao!

04/13/2009 06:07:00 PM

LedZeppelin

I loved all the Aussie slashin'. Then again, every inch of Swaim's stuff is hilarious. Always and forever.

04/13/2009 05:45:00 PM

youllforgetit

DINGO!!

04/13/2009 05:36:00 PM

a_penis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1psleioQZk ^ this needs to be seen by more people

04/13/2009 05:28:00 PM

prndndrd12

Micheal Swaim is like a god, even with the great sense of humour. xD Oh an 100th comment ^^

04/13/2009 05:28:00 PM

DreamingAshes

AWESOME! Superjail is playing in the background!

04/13/2009 05:23:00 PM

CorruptUser

Lakia66, we don't call them shrimp. We have never called them shrimp. They are called prawns.

04/13/2009 05:15:00 PM

Fandille

ahaha. pretty funny.

04/13/2009 05:10:00 PM

johnangel13

"Hahahahaha...they're all criminals, you know." I have now been disrespected by Micheal Swaim. I shall never wash my dignity again. :-D P.

04/13/2009 05:04:00 PM

Pamcakes

Ummm, I dont know about you Kez2j, but most aussies do call them "shrimps", including crocodile dundee who I beleive the "through another shrimp on the barbie" phrase came from...

04/13/2009 05:02:00 PM

Lakia66

if anyone is wondering the song at the end is known as "Mini Moni - Aiin!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5pQb9ep94

04/13/2009 04:59:00 PM

LORDoDOOM

I feel the need to tell you that we dont call them 'shrimps', they are prawns. But I loved it, Mr Swaim your almost as good as Gladstone, almost

04/13/2009 04:46:00 PM

kez2j

Yeah, Speak! I called it!

04/13/2009 04:45:00 PM

wrinkledlion

Hahaha, I love Tunak Tunak Tun. Great video, Swaim.

04/13/2009 04:39:00 PM

SillySausage69

yeah swaim props kudos etcs, but I can do a better aussie mate. although your timing and throwaways are just right. like butter. or Mozart. or something. i'm thirsty now

04/13/2009 04:13:00 PM

vincentius

holy crap. this was amazing. loved the TVY7 thing. and Tunak Tunak lol and the end. lmao. Beautiful, as always.

04/13/2009 04:11:00 PM

Infinity

I miss clippy. Otherwise top notch.

04/13/2009 03:55:00 PM

Ydoc

BRING THE ANDROID BACK..........but you are not bad

04/13/2009 03:47:00 PM

G1drake

lol, there's like clips of scenes from Super Jail playing on the screen behind Swaim.

04/13/2009 02:42:00 PM

dahwang12

Yeah, Jonikiro, I think it's intentional while doing the whole 'radio show' format. As always, though, great stuff - those were shockingly bad. Well, except the Indian one. I've seen that thing about 20 times over the past 3 years, and just every now and then, I'm like, "You know what'd be fun to watch? That weird Indian dude being elementals or whatever."

04/13/2009 02:35:00 PM

auslander

First Jonikiro, Swaim is olaying the part for this segment. Did not change his voice permanently. Second, this video was much better than the other radio spot one. That one was good but it just felt rushed. Also Did you reference Dylan Moran in your video. The comment about them all being criminals in Australia. Not that you couldnt have come up with it yourself. I 'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Please don't hurt me!

04/13/2009 02:24:00 PM

GreenlyPolaris

lol superjail in the background

04/13/2009 02:18:00 PM

Milfgipsy

Swaim's watching Superjail, and that makes me happy. :D

04/13/2009 02:18:00 PM

GOTI

what was that thing at the end?

04/13/2009 01:50:00 PM

goofeet

Did anyone else notice Swaim is doing something weird with his voice? It's like he's shifting his accent to be more "radio DJ." I don't know if it's on purpose or not, but I miss the old voice.

04/13/2009 01:37:00 PM

Jonikiro

The "fat Indian guy" is Daler Mehndi, the "King of Bhangra". Bolo Ta Ra Ra bitches.

04/13/2009 01:25:00 PM

sidsel

I remember being in a Music Tapes forum, and someone said that whatever music someone makes it should be respecter. Another poster put up that Brokencyde video, and the the one who said to respect music basically said "Never mind"

04/13/2009 01:05:00 PM

nirvana4u

I think I'm beginning to have a man crush on Swaim. If you get down on me I'll get down on you!! In a totally straight way of coarse...

04/13/2009 01:03:00 PM

VengeVega

Bullshit,HAMLO. Swaim's from California! He can't be Australian! He just can't...

04/13/2009 12:58:00 PM

kingmonkey

Great video, also Super Jail is awesome.

04/13/2009 12:53:00 PM

Gamble

I like this, this is what i wanna see on cracked. So make shows more often or i'll kill my cat. And that's just sick, why would you want me to do that? So i expect shows more often from now on...

04/13/2009 12:48:00 PM

Alezul

Superjail in the background. Nice touch :)

04/13/2009 12:24:00 PM

elmickeyman

holy shit superjail is playing in the background! combaticus was the first episode i saw! it scarred me for life!

04/13/2009 12:20:00 PM

Im_a_Vandal

OMFG! Look VERY CLOSELY and you can see that the australian guy is actually Micheal Swaim!!

04/13/2009 11:50:00 AM

HAMLO

I love The Walrus more than I love life itself.

04/13/2009 11:49:00 AM

LanceUppercut

One of your best yet.

04/13/2009 11:40:00 AM

Trishkabibble

Tunak tunak is a fun dance to do! :D

04/13/2009 11:37:00 AM

Clippy

I once interviewed B4-4. They were disappointingly nice. You could see the look of shame in their eyes. It was sad. Seriously.

04/13/2009 11:03:00 AM

CptAphid

Dingo!

04/13/2009 11:02:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

Hey swaimfan, don't give away my secrets man. They's all I gots.

04/13/2009 10:58:00 AM

MichaelSwaim

Ai~n! Dance no Uta is such a fun song! The end song. Mini Moni is the best ever!! What a great outro song.

04/13/2009 10:52:00 AM

Rebear

Oh God. WTF I forgot how retarded B4-4 was. Maybe was just were I lived in Canada but I remember this was popular among the 12 year old crowd.

04/13/2009 10:45:00 AM

funkfrost

I also live in Canada and in our defense, I have never heard that b4-4 song b4 this vid. maybe in your shit town...

04/13/2009 10:27:00 AM

wizardofchron

Everyone note how Swaim has got the interuptions down to a tee. He will interupt things before they reach their natural stopping point to make things kinda chaotic and whacky. The best example was in 9 ways people shamelessly milked the election, where he cut to the countdown mid sentence of the guy saying time for a change (effectively time for a cha). In this video he interupted himself when he started speaking and then stopped to register the shock that the australian guy said something completely normal.

04/13/2009 10:15:00 AM

Swaimfan

Swaim I am so enthused by your love of Jackson Publick cartoons, and now I have to know, are you familiar with (and a fan of?) the work of Tim & Eric? If the next S.W.A.I.M. has Tom Goes to the Mayor in the background I will take that as a yes.

04/13/2009 10:12:00 AM

Demmagog

I'm not gonna lie, I live in Canada and that B4-4 song was really popular in the summer like 5 or 6 years ago hahahahahahah. I don't think I quite understood the lyrics at the time though.

04/13/2009 10:04:00 AM

gregger

superjail = awesome Swiam with Superjail in the background though is what my sexy dreams are made of X3

04/13/2009 10:01:00 AM

SystemError

I just watched the entire B4-4 vid on youtube because I could not believe it was real. And part of me died inside. When I was a kid even boy bands had lyrical standards! Where are the innuendos I so used to appreciate? I counted one, and it was not that good ("I'm gonna make him come... over to my house!" Ha ha, B4-4. I see what you did there). It's as if B4-4 are trying to make the next Soccer Practice, but with orange spray tan and pedophilic overtones. Also, a homeless dude. On a related note, Swaim's welcome over my house anytime.

04/13/2009 09:52:00 AM

magentaelephant

metro sexual rapists in night at the roxbury. i'm going to be laughing all day.

04/13/2009 09:45:00 AM

BobbyD84

Ahh Brokencyde, what's sad is that's probably their best song.

04/13/2009 09:38:00 AM

prahanormal

Hey, Swaim, I turn 18 in June. I'm just sayin.

04/13/2009 09:36:00 AM

GreenEyedLady

Lol and once again cracked pays out Australia! And being Australian i found it fucking funny :P

04/13/2009 09:29:00 AM

mandysparky

Funny vid..good work.seems i have watched it on a tall celeb site ___Tallmingle.com___ which is a hot site for all tall friends and tall singles. you can hook up with hot models or hansome guys there.

04/13/2009 09:22:00 AM

Shirleyxx

Shana F: Because Venture Bros. was on the monitor in the last video, and he didn't want other [adult swim] shows to get jealous.

04/13/2009 09:22:00 AM

Boonehams

Nice vid. And why was Superjail in the background?

04/13/2009 09:16:00 AM

Shana F

Swaim, I can't get enough of this. I hadn't seen Tunak Tunak Tun in like 9 years. I was in honors science in 7th grade where we did nothing but watch Daler Mehndi videos with our fat teacher.

04/13/2009 09:10:00 AM

lolercise

Wow. I didn't think Brokencyde was that bad...but then I made the mistake of looking them up on youtube. Almost 1 million views on that video. Makes me despair. Swaim, awesome as always!

04/13/2009 09:05:00 AM

m1ssp1nk

"DINGO!"

04/13/2009 08:57:00 AM

chickenlips

Canada is a country of astounding beauty. Unfortunately none of it is channeled into its music industry. I had no idea that all-American dude made ANOTHER video. I saw one a while ago, and wasted four minutes of my life waiting for the punchline. Sadly, it never came. I miss hostdroid, but my love for Swaim transcends all his incarnations. EAT IT BITCHES!

04/13/2009 08:32:00 AM

Divemistress

yo, swaim you dumb ass, if you want an aussie in your vids, call me. seriously, i will just do it via vent. american aussie accents are fucked.

04/13/2009 08:29:00 AM

shadowice558

Wow!! Daler Mehndi made the list. My parents would be appalled. The 'Bhangra' was a staple of the lame parties we kids were forced to attend.

04/13/2009 08:08:00 AM

zinkster

I totally went to university with a guy who went to highschool with the dudes in B4-4. I love seeing Cancon get referenced. [Incidentally, they are called B4-4 because there used to be 4 of them, but one of them wasn't super-hot enough. For those people who totally got a chub for their awesome hairspikes, they are now called RyanDan. Which is actually a worse name than B4-4.

04/13/2009 08:08:00 AM

VibratingWilldo

Back off Michael Swaim is all minnnnnneeee! Only 30 more days before that silly little restraining order up and he sees how much he really loves me.

04/13/2009 08:08:00 AM

RedCricket

Believe it or not, they used to play the video with the three orange guidos on actual television circa 1999. Everyone seemed to love it, but now that I listen to the lyrics it makes me wonder what kind of place Canada is and how things like that seem to sprout from here.

04/13/2009 08:05:00 AM

angelspit

You can basically guage the hour or so it took Swaim to make the videos based on the adult swim programming in the background.

04/13/2009 08:01:00 AM

SnowStrike

I found this very entertaining until the video with those 3 orange guidos was shown. As I gazed into their spray-on-tan laden visages, I felt my sanity slipping away. I felt as if they were violating me with their lascivious gazes and ridiculous hairstyles.

04/13/2009 07:52:00 AM

Norlak

bring back droid michael swaim. this character is funny, but a little too real.

04/13/2009 07:49:00 AM

beatcamel

Ie&MichaelSwaim Marry meee!

04/13/2009 07:47:00 AM

timesamillion

Beauty, mate! Put another witchetty grub on the barby!

04/13/2009 07:44:00 AM

iraleecantellia

You are evil! That's why I love your videos.

04/13/2009 07:40:00 AM

Onodera

Swaim, this was freaking hilarious. Thank you

04/13/2009 07:33:00 AM

CrackED_baby

Speak, ever so slightly, reminds me of Marlon Brando.

04/13/2009 07:25:00 AM

Wenchtits

NVM, found it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1CA5hFdd4

04/13/2009 07:19:00 AM

Oblivion165

Hey Mikey, you forgot Mr Benny Lava.

04/13/2009 07:17:00 AM

Dr_Ikari

So does anyone know what that closing Japanese clip is?

04/13/2009 07:14:00 AM

Oblivion165

I'm Australian, so naturally whenever I hear someone attempt to do our accent, I cringe. But for you, SWAIM, I applaud. Not because it was especially good, but because... well, you're SWAIM, for fuck's sake! More videos, please. Now. Don't make me wait, I'm a descendant of convicts, y'know.

04/13/2009 07:14:00 AM

musegirl

Superjail, Nice!

04/13/2009 07:04:00 AM

ejiehi

Don't be diss'in Daler Mehndi! Tunak Tunak Tun [not pronounced "toonak toonak toon"] is possibly one of the most epic of songs ever made, many of my friends from high school would agree. Admitedly, the video isn't the greatest ever made, and if you look at the lyrics for Tunak tunak, you will notice that the video is completely unreleated, it is actually a love song: "Sweetheart, the strings of the instrument play listen to what the heart says Come and love me" ("tunak tunak tun" doesn't actually mean anything itself) There are 4 copies of him in the video, so is he effectivly singing a love song to himself?

04/13/2009 07:00:00 AM

Madwolfy

How can you possibly give shit to Tunak? That video, and the song, are epic. EPIC!

04/13/2009 06:55:00 AM

unquenchable

If you're going to take the piss out of country, at least sound more like Monterey Jack.

04/13/2009 06:48:00 AM

CapnSilver

We are all criminals. It's awesome!

04/13/2009 06:44:00 AM

hazardlad

i can only speak for myself but i love it when people make jokes about australians. 5:01 - "DINGO!!"

04/13/2009 06:42:00 AM

deathcubek

I love Swaim so much I'ld let him fuck my mouth. Well actually not that much.

04/13/2009 06:40:00 AM

TripMaverick

Seriously, what in the hell is that Japanese video at the end? I demand answers!

04/13/2009 06:39:00 AM

Boonehams

I agree with Rrinman it was funny as hell but i gotta admit that the orange guys scare me more than the blue man group does....and at least you can kinda enjoy the blue man group.

04/13/2009 06:37:00 AM

pariahnola

That was funny as hell and I don't even know why.

04/13/2009 06:27:00 AM

Rrinman

Awesomeness!!!! The look Swaim gives to the Austrian at 4:56 is classic

04/13/2009 06:24:00 AM

Daisho

hatmanz- I think its just a piece of popcorn, because I rewatched it looking at Swaim's tongue (mmm) and I dont really see it again. I dont know whether to be pleased or upset about this. Also.. why is Hooked on a Feeling no on this list??! Or is the Hoff just too easy?

04/13/2009 06:24:00 AM

Audrey!

I've seen the indian folm clip and it rocks. I defy anyone not to sit through it and not be dancin'... Go kings of Vindaloo!

04/13/2009 06:22:00 AM

echocharlie

I love you Swaim. Even if your Australian accent is intentionally terrible. I forgive you. Want to come over for a barbie? I'll throw on some snags and we can watch Neighbours. Invite your mates, too, but please ask them to bring a plate. See ya round like a rissole.

04/13/2009 06:05:00 AM

lux

Why can't all music videos be a epic as shine on me? Great vid!!1 BTW Swaim has a tongue piercing at 4:38 lol

04/13/2009 06:04:00 AM

hatmanz

Great video as always. Thank you Mr Swaim. I also miss clippy. Is he ever coming back?

04/13/2009 05:57:00 AM

DapperDaveIa

In memorium The Walrus 1999-2009

04/13/2009 05:51:00 AM

glendoor42

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how all Aussies are. "Dingos!"

04/13/2009 05:50:00 AM

POLLY

I miss "clippy" being random shit clips with unrelated even more random shit music. That wasn't getting old, Swaim! Why'd you can it? Also, is the U.S.S. Enterprise still getting P.U.S.S.Y. d'night? I want to know. Not until May? Oh. Okay I guess

04/13/2009 05:39:00 AM

YesLoitering

I love being an Aussie!!!

04/13/2009 05:31:00 AM

bated321

Excellent pics dude! Well done! RT www.anon-tools.at.tc

04/13/2009 05:28:00 AM

AbleBobby

2 of these are from hotchickswithdouchebags.com also i personally know Dennis Madalone...he used to work on Star Trek

04/13/2009 05:25:00 AM

Austin316

So my computer says "views:0" yet there are four comments. sus**cious.

04/13/2009 05:17:00 AM

ginganinja

damn i tried to call that some idiot did the "first" thing... good on you guys for not being gay

04/13/2009 05:15:00 AM

Chunkknuckle

THE best swaim installment and fuck you first idiots.

04/13/2009 05:15:00 AM

Chunkknuckle

the "dingo" at the end made it worth it

04/13/2009 05:14:00 AM

barnstormer

What in the holy hell was that last video at the very end?

04/13/2009 05:12:00 AM

Boonehams