Worst Excuse Ever?

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  1. krims

    • +1

    Ketchup, really? That looked ridiculous but it was kinda funny.

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  2. KatyMonster

    • 0

    what you said is polish, not middle eastern, babe.

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    1. KatyMonster

      • 0

      side note: "jak sie masz" means "how are you" so the thumbs up are a bit... odd.

    2. scram113

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      that's part of the joke babe

  3. Numskull

    • 0

    i want that kazakstan t-shirt michael is wearing...lol....seriously where can i get that lol

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  4. eupheminstic

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    I love how O'Brien pretends to be some obscenely badass, Amazon-raping pillar of awesome, when he's really a tiny little megane uke.

    Also, that outfit. Well, I guess it helps if you're trying to prove you're not gay.

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    1. scc112358

      • 0

      except, he doesn't, at all

    2. vgmgc

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      Daniel O'Brien is a god among mere men.

  5. d4nce

    • 0

    HAHAHAHAHA, WTF IS THAT SHIRT DOB.
    And why do you have it tucked in?

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  6. Abdz

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    On top of that, the start sounds like "Cracked Ass", not "cracked Asked" lolz

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  7. Abdz

    • 0

    Lazy but brilliant, well done
    @ Vita, hmmm I'd have to say yes lolz

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  8. Vita

    • 0

    I have that Kazakhstan t-shirt! Heck yes.
    Except I'm a girl. Does that make it weird?

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  9. Mattigaskell

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    Lmfao! The ending did it for me xD

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  10. mysterio

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    that was kind of funny and ok until the last line which sealed it as hilarious!

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  11. Chickamauga

    • 0

    Oh My God
    When that second guy said, "Thank God you're here" and DOB's subsequent facial expression, I pooped a little. I placed laughter higher in my list of priorities than sphincter control. Thank you Cracked, only you could make me do this.
    -Chickamauga

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  12. moogirl226

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    chllngr!!!! nothing in the WORLD could be wrong with him! :o how could you say that about the cutest guy in the world!!!!!

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  13. chllngr

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    I agree with DisoDhryce, wtf? Swaim is handsome and willowy, AND funny. There must be something thoroughly wrong with him that we haven't seen yet, otherwise he wouldn't be doing this.

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  14. HisFavoriteAxe

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    Swaim, you have the most adorable raspy voice in the world.
    This video makes me laugh every time.

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  15. lanie1824

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    i looove the pink tupperware that DOB keeps his food in. it fits his tiny sexy stature.

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  16. DesoDhyrce

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    Really? REALLY?
    DOB is supposed to be tall, thin, edgy, and awesome-looking. And with that often-written-about six-pack.
    Swaim is supposed to be short and slightly pudgy.
    And they are the complete opposite of what they should be.
    Wtf?

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  17. LestertheMo

    • 0

    DOB is shorter yet more handsome then i had anticipated.
    oh and Lex owns you all. especially you gladstone.

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  18. hamsterjelly

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    Hey it's Alex!! He's awesome!!
    BRING BACK THE WEEK IN DOUCHEBAGGERY! NAO!

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  19. greengoddess

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    @Ibh: I feel that way about all the Cracked guys. They sound so badass in print, then you see the video.... SO nerdy and adorable. It's completely hot.
    Does Snorg have an "I fuck hot nerds" Tshirt?

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  20. rocketscience

    • 0

    why did I never know how sexy swaim is? this just makes him even better than ever
    and I want to keep DOB in my pocket and feed him cookies

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