The Unavoidable Apocalypse: Shaq Attack 2012
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Hey this is pretty good!
ReplyTwo Thumbs Shaq is right.
ReplyA flaming basketball signifying our impending doom? By Shaq Attack? EPIC.
Reply(I was also thorougly impressed by the nose licking.)
I didn't particularly like it, but the concept is amusing and it was well put together.
ReplyAlso, stating what an asshole Doctor Chaos is doesn't help at all, it just encourages him.
Was anybody else as impressed as I am by those nose licking skills? That was awesome. The vid was pretty sweet too.
ReplyThe last shot would have been better with a basketball instead, but it doesn't really matter, the video kicks way too much ass
ReplyCan someone tell me why this was, indeed, awesome-ish? Because it is.
ReplyIs it sad that this vid makes me more interested then most movie commercials done by professional marketing teams?
ReplyShaq Attack, go see it this fall!
whats the music at the start?
ReplyThat's what we need! Basketball with a ball on fire.
ReplyMan, that was great! :)
ReplyI don't get it.
Replyomg Doctorchaos is so big of a douche its unreal!
Replythere is no need to fucken give a lecture on the video... just state your opinioin, maybe leave a funny joke or two and move on.this is a comedy website. people come here to laugh. not to talk about how shitty the website is.what your doing is the equvilant of watching a movie,that you think is shitty, with your friends just so you can annoy the fuck out of them saying how much you hate the movie. this a comments section, not the fucken fourums
Doctorchaos: If it's so easy, why don't you do it? By your logic you would be all over Cracked.
ReplyShaqille Unreal, hahahaha
Replywouldnt it be called a 'shaqpocalypse'?
ReplyLong before I got a Cracked profile, thereby permitting me to leave comments (wahey), I saw a film by Fatawesome which sucked. I came up with the comment, "This was neither fat nor awesome", which I was very proud of at the time but couldn't write without joining Cracked, which I couldn't be bothered to do. Now they have another film up, but unfortunately I still cannot leave said comment, because while this video was not, strictly speaking, awesome, it was certainly fat enough to warrant positive rather than negative feedback.
ReplyThis comment is long! Like my penis!
looks like the next M. Night Shyamamalalanaman film. Its The SHAQening
ReplyDoctorchaos, I hardly think you represent the overall readership and what we like or don't like. Seems to me you are the only one who hates everything done by Cracked.
ReplyOh, and fuck off.
Yay, I love skits and stuff based around sports competitors. I am all about sports and stuff, that is why i am on the intarwebz with all the other 'jocks' and 'players'.
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