The 4 Most Impressive Wastes of Time On Record

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  1. hsr4ever96

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    Antidisestablishmentarianism, stymied, Jenga.......FIRST REASON I watch Cracked T.V.

    SECOND REASON: 'Speaking of mind altering substances: PLAY VIDEO GAMES!' 'And only in video gaming could you combine the time wasting techniques of stacking, gaming, and filming into one towering inferno of lost life.'

    THIRD REASON: 'There go precious moments that should've been spent causing real explosions. For shame.'

    FOURTH REASON: 'Now THAT'LL cause some accidents.'

    FIFTH AND FINAL REASON: 'Aaaaaaand, there. I've officially wasted five minutes of your time.' I must watch so I can say, 'Dude, WTF. How could an AI droid spouting random opinions about meaningless topics whilst also inserting random porn and profanity and whatnot ever be a waste of time? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a giant pink Italian straw bunny to stack Legos on and then explode....preferably with your personality.'

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  2. Rayzorblades

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    "Jenga". f**king epic Mike.

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    1. SimpletonSlayer

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      lol for real

  3. mrfrosty65

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    i'm pretty sure the mission statement of the art group that made that rabbit is to pretty much hang out and waste time. seriously. i'm not even kidding. who wuoldn't do that for grant money? Their name is gelitin, and they also have a whole alphabet book consisting of pictures of turds.

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  4. vgmgc

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    And to think that Minecraft wasn't even out when this video was made.

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  5. rebelrose322

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    Why won't it let me watch the whole thing? It cuts off after the words "TV reporter" and I can't see what happened to the Jenga blocks.

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    1. vgmgc

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      You already know what happens to the blocks. You don't *really* need to see it.

  6. Mr.Omega

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    A quick look on wikipedia shows that Metrojschka (did I spell that right) is number 2 on the list of longest movies now. The things people do for "art."

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  7. JianYang

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    i want to watch that animation! ...google time!

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  8. sazzz

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    I love that animation painted on buildings, but it is slightly trippy.

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  9. bottleneck

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    jenga

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  10. PantisMantis

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    "Not gonna do it. Could....but f**k that" Freakin hilarious.

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  11. klayb

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    i saw the jenga one on youtube i would have beat the s**t out of that reporter

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    1. Serris

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      *fwa-PSH*

    2. caffeinatedburd

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      violently

  12. Exeres

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    Droid, he's saying host droid. Michael Swaim is a robot cyborg machine from the future sent back in time to deliver unto us hilarious list-based videos.

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  13. AlexR4444

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    What is it Swaim says at the end of each video? "I've been your host............... Michael Swaim, allow me to play you out"? I can never work out what that bit there is.

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    1. BenYeadon

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      i'm pretty sure he says "Droid" Michael Swaim, cause hes a robot

  14. xXEzkatonXx

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    oh dear god, not goatse!!!!
    oh the inhumanity!!!!

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  15. Human_gs

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    gotta know the song/ movie at the end

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  16. fox1528

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    at 3:23 the game is crysis.

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  17. Lyco

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    What game is that at 3:23??????

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  18. ChinChillin

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    Sheesh. I Need to figure out what the title of that ending song is.

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  19. Samubri

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    the bees ending & guy that won't play the guitar = gold

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  20. SIMM0NS77

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    Why?! Why put GOATSE on a building?
    ...At least the window was in the way.

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Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.

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