Mug of Pens: The Coffee Mug (For Pens)

yes. yes he is very hot.

11/03/2009 07:27:03 PM

sugar-pickle

Damn DOB is hot.

09/26/2009 01:56:00 PM

imsuzyq

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09/11/2009 05:44:00 AM

debasree

Definitely my favorite Swaim video so far

08/01/2009 04:14:00 PM

lanoweffect

"I'm bliiind..." Awww and DOB's bandaged hands! Reminded me of when you see dogs limping because one of their paws are bandaged up.

07/02/2009 09:05:00 AM

FuckingInsomnia

I know a guy who looks EXACTLY like Dan O'brien...just saying.

05/24/2009 06:25:00 PM

scottalott

Mug of pens is made of poison- that made me laugh so hard.

05/03/2009 12:00:00 PM

VulpaLupa

"I'm so angry I could rape somebody!" The "NOT A DRAMATIZATION" at the bottom made that clip funny. God, I'm a terrible person. :(

04/25/2009 11:11:00 AM

Wren

The guy who is not Swaim looks strangely like a young Michael Palin. And so he is therefore awesome.

04/24/2009 09:02:00 PM

kazarkus

Oh geez. Mug of Pens is made of poison. =(

04/21/2009 05:56:00 AM

Panic

So uhh.. Where is my goddamn mug 'o pens ? You cant just advertise this awesome piece of penplacement and then NOT sell it to us way overpriced ? I WANT TO SPEND ALL MY MONEH DAMMIT

04/17/2009 07:48:00 AM

joramjozef

im so angry i could rape somebody!glad hes not my boss. i was wondering,if you guys did this in an hour what are you doing with the rest of your working day?im sure you could churn out plenty more in the other 7 hours.start earning your crust,i can't read and watch the same articles all day long.even if they are high standard comedy.sheesh

04/16/2009 03:40:00 AM

6oober

This is what happens when two of cracked's best columnists work together! You two have to work together more often!

04/15/2009 07:03:00 PM

Child109

"If only i had mug of pens", that line was perfect in so many ways. Also, nice wallpaper at 0:40.

04/12/2009 03:17:00 AM

Thoric

If only i had mug of pens..... Classic!

04/09/2009 03:10:00 AM

PandaBoy

This was so funny!!! I couldn't stop laughing and my boss was looking at me!!

04/08/2009 07:51:00 AM

vato_loco

This is the best video I've seen on Cracked. Ever. I laughed the entire time. A tear came to my eye.

04/07/2009 04:28:00 PM

suckmybuttons

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04/06/2009 06:05:00 PM

sunnygirl

Employees? You have employees?

04/05/2009 09:59:00 PM

fasteddy23

Hee. It's like when I would accidentally drink the gross paint-water when I did an art course.

04/04/2009 04:22:00 PM

JennyUseless

MUGTASTIC PENTABULUM

04/04/2009 05:19:00 AM

Imaloser

I totally just saw this thing 5 times. swaim's reaction to DOB getting burned will forever be grained into my memory. make more of these videos, you two!

04/03/2009 04:38:00 PM

GreenEyedLady

Wait a minute! The commercial neglected to tell me where I can purchase this fantabulous product! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS INK-FILLED, I MUST HAVE THIS PRODUCT! I MUST!!! There, there little pens scattered aimlessly across my desk. We will soon have an answer to our prayers.

04/03/2009 02:42:00 PM

Zenobia

I have to say that I have never had a mug or pen related problem before, but I will have to make sure to have one now just so I can justifiably say the words "I have a mugtastic pentabulum."

04/03/2009 08:53:00 AM

crazyandlovinit

Give yourself a chance to know, chat and date with wonderful girls or guys. Yes, there is a good place let you to do that--e&--seekbi.com--e&--.Do not forget to tell us, if you get dreamful lovers.

04/01/2009 06:33:00 PM

fulllovegirl

Aw, poor DOB! We'll get some ointment right on that first problem... And stitches on the second. Have a chocolate biscuit, it'll give you something to munch on while you rock, sobbing and shaking, on the floor of your shower... Well funny, guys. I bubbled into my coffee! P.

03/31/2009 07:58:00 PM

Pamcakes

This was funny as shit. How are you two, in an hour, funnier than an actual sketch by net_work? Life is tough.

03/31/2009 07:11:00 PM

stillhilarious

Nothing to joke about, my auntie lost a foot cause two misunderstanding of mugs.

03/28/2009 10:27:00 AM

Thy-must

Have you ever seen a hot sexy big boobed woman making offee in a very sexy way? I saw many hot sexy videos&photos on ___PlusMeet.co m___! You may want to check it!

03/24/2009 11:56:00 AM

hotbigchick09

Really ?lol.........Just heard that he is ho-oking up with a nice gi-rl on the inter-esting cl-ub called: ____Tallmingle.COM____, really ? Sounds it is a famoaus on-line service.

03/24/2009 09:19:00 AM

caochong

yeah... britanick kind of owns, soooo... you should probably stop talking...

03/23/2009 08:43:00 PM

Seraphiel

This was great. You guys should work through lunch more often. Way better than that BritaNick crap.

03/23/2009 11:52:00 AM

Onodera

So funny. Pentabulum? Priceless.

03/21/2009 02:44:00 PM

BobbyD84

"im blind!" hysterical

03/21/2009 11:55:00 AM

seniel_jerry

Pentabulum is officially my favorite word. This was priceless.

03/21/2009 02:46:00 AM

Im_not_creative

On the scene that the guy says he's so pissed he could rape someone he should've ended by saying: "Where my Mug of Penises?"

03/20/2009 04:53:00 PM

gubatron

"I'm so angry, I could RAPE somebody!" hahah jack's cameo was the best!

03/19/2009 04:40:00 PM

exploding_girl

i miss my dog...

03/18/2009 06:44:00 PM

demonk911

If you confused the word "Pens" with "Penis", you have read cracked for too much time...

03/18/2009 06:29:00 PM

Binak_Algo

Best video I've seen all day. Oh, and I think DOB looks a bit better with hair :p

03/18/2009 04:39:00 PM

Jazzy

Now that's funny.

03/18/2009 12:27:00 PM

dahwang12

This was just fun. Even if you both had your shirts on the whole time.

03/18/2009 12:07:00 PM

greengoddess

Very funny. Nicely done.

03/18/2009 06:06:00 AM

DapperDaveIa

I recognized Swaim's voice right off, but I would have enjoyed the video more if I'd realized the other guy was DOB.

03/17/2009 10:52:00 PM

MLE05

DOB is so unlike how i imagined him. The shaved look goes better for you.

03/17/2009 07:06:00 PM

deaved_wrath

beautiful. Swaim can do no wrong. and by "no wrong", i mean "many things". yeah, it wasn't a funny joke.

03/17/2009 03:20:00 PM

Ivan the Russian

I just love the way DOB says "If only I had Mug of Pens" after the rape. Sounds like he's one step away from bursting into tears. XD

03/17/2009 01:59:00 PM

Postpwned

turn a messy workplace.... into a MUGTASTIC PENTABULUM!!

03/17/2009 11:27:00 AM

Imaloser

I loved this video so fucking much, i made me laugh so hard ... and they made this on their lunch break

03/17/2009 11:26:00 AM

Imaloser

IM BLIND

03/16/2009 10:29:00 PM

Astaria03

My favorite part is the exclusion of the pencil. It's always the pencils that get picked last in dodge ball as well.

03/16/2009 04:52:00 PM

roguehobbit

This might just be one of my favourite videos ever

03/16/2009 03:30:00 PM

CaptainTom

Mug is made of poison.

03/16/2009 03:27:00 PM

ern19

I'm pretty sure that's DOB's office... I can see the webLAME award webSTUPID award for jerks

03/16/2009 02:39:00 PM

charlotteforbes

Scrolling... Scrolling... Still looking for that elusive AND original comment that has nothing to do with a threesome with Swaim and D.O.B... Scrolling... Oh, there's one! :D Scrolling...

03/16/2009 02:14:00 PM

EdwardTheAlmost

Why am I not having sex with Swaim and/or DOB right now? Life is so unfair. Sigh.

03/16/2009 01:57:00 PM

snakes.are.lame

SWAIM you look quite fetching with that short haircut! In fact, all the guys in this video are really cute!

03/16/2009 01:14:00 PM

tank

Laughed my ass out. It could be 5 minutes long like the real infommercials.

03/16/2009 12:38:00 PM

interstella

@Amk33 and hpfizzle: ladies, is there a queue for the Swaim/DOB Ménage à trois? Because I think there's about to be a shitstorm of line-jumping in this imaginary sexy land.

03/16/2009 12:35:00 PM

Ellis

hpfizzle it is so ON. now all we have to do is get the boys on board ;)

03/16/2009 11:14:00 AM

amk33

amk33 I do. Where can I make an appointment?

03/16/2009 11:06:00 AM

hpfizzle

my god, this is the best video. anyone else want to badly have a DOB/Swaim threesome?

03/16/2009 10:55:00 AM

amk33

"Not intended for use with pencils" LOL that was great! Although I like this talk of mug of penis.

03/16/2009 10:36:00 AM

hpfizzle

Well, this was brilliant. I think we need more of these. Get on it, lads. Judging by some of the comments, it sounds like there's going to be quite a surge of DOB/Swaim slashfic in the near future. More so than usual, I mean.

03/16/2009 08:33:00 AM

BloodLemming

The one thing that could have made this better? "Get me a pen, Cocker Daniel!" or some variation thereof. With the exception of that one minor oversight, I can't stop watching this video.

03/16/2009 08:22:00 AM

RivenHale

Swaim's reaction face to DOB burning his hand (0:11) is freaking awesome! One of the funniest videos you've had lately. Well done.

03/16/2009 07:59:00 AM

thebyron

There needs to be more DOB on Swaim action. And is it just me or do they look young?

03/16/2009 07:43:00 AM

Audrey!

Lex, I agree entirely, and not just because I'm you.

03/16/2009 07:07:00 AM

Sandacious

great!!!!!! Meet the dream girl of your life through the dating format of www.uploaded.tv and let your love rule the whole world

03/16/2009 06:00:00 AM

debasree

The acting of that rapist guy was IMPECCABLE.

03/16/2009 05:52:00 AM

lex

I really don't know why, but I definitely laughed harder for this video than any others. It's not my favorite (video games and internet parties still take the cake) but its damn good.

03/16/2009 05:30:00 AM

bigdaddyguido

I'm so hot for Swaim & DOB it hurts. I think I'll go write some steamy SwaimXDOB Fanfiction... "Dan! We're stuck in this storage closet, with only a webcam, internet connection and a comprehensive range of malemale sex toys!" Oh, yes.

03/16/2009 03:47:00 AM

Ellis

@DarkFlame: Oddly enough, I did the exact same thing.

03/16/2009 03:05:00 AM

Shancey

DOB should stick to the shaved look, it didn't make me think I could kick his ass like I do right now. Wouldn't it be more fitting if Swaim was doing the ass-raping?

03/15/2009 10:30:00 PM

ElDavo

Also Dan after watching this video for the umpteenth time, your reaction to getting raped is a little to smilingly complacent. Getting raped must happen a lot around there.

03/15/2009 09:06:00 PM

glendoor42

Swaim and DOB are so freaking sexy, I can't find the words to describe it. (Jack O'Brian is SO lucky)

03/15/2009 08:55:00 PM

pmpkinqueen

Mugtastic Pentabulum!! lol that was great. Also, Swaim and DOB are both mad sexy.

03/15/2009 08:30:00 PM

batshitinsane

Damn, DOB is hot!

03/15/2009 08:02:00 PM

Caboose-1

Thanks Cracked, I read this as "Mug of Penis" when I first looked.

03/15/2009 07:39:00 PM

TheDarkFlame

"this is that" "not a dramatization" "mug of pens is made of poison"

03/15/2009 07:22:00 PM

Firecrotch

Oh, Dan O'Brien.

03/15/2009 06:31:00 PM

saint_gutfree

i heart DOB.

03/15/2009 06:29:00 PM

hblat

Loved the "Im so angry i could rape someone" bit :P

03/15/2009 06:18:00 PM

Alexicon

Amazing, i always watch these kind of ads baffled beyond the realms hippies go when they are having a shroomfest and im amazed that someone, somewhere thinks that thats succesful advertising..

03/15/2009 06:13:00 PM

Alexicon

You never can have enough pens!

03/15/2009 06:06:00 PM

MusketsFan

That was DOB's desk, right? The Rutgers hat, the Joker bobblehead, the Comedian computer desktop. I never actually believed there was a Cracked office until now.

03/15/2009 05:48:00 PM

DP13

This was absolutely world-class, plus we, the readership, finally got to see what Dan O'Brien looks and sounds like in real life. He looks like I could totally kick his ass, which is interesting.

03/15/2009 04:59:00 PM

Pedgerow

this made my day

03/15/2009 04:48:00 PM

Crazybbq

Loved it. Swaim rocks!

03/15/2009 04:29:00 PM

Stan Lestrange

don't do this again.

03/15/2009 04:18:00 PM

hookhoax

Loved it! Very clever.

03/15/2009 04:07:00 PM

opterna

Rad guys...loved it. God. The two O' Brians getting it on...hot.

03/15/2009 04:02:00 PM

DirtyJerz

Of course. Swaim has a Comedian background. How apt.

03/15/2009 03:47:00 PM

pokemon725

For once, Jukebox's usual endorsement is appropriate.

03/15/2009 03:31:00 PM

Swaimfan

I enjoyed this sketch so much I could rape somebody.

03/15/2009 03:13:00 PM

Jukebox

Swaim, I couldn't help but notice you were going to drink coffee from your eyes. what's up with that?

03/15/2009 03:12:00 PM

charlotteforbes

Swaim nice haircut! Could hardlytell it was you. That was awesome guys =D

03/15/2009 03:07:00 PM

ice-grip

really funny... more people should try to keep it like this, short n sweet.

03/15/2009 02:53:00 PM

badmojo

"Made of poison"?...Well, thats okay- as long as Swaim's the one selling it to me.

03/15/2009 02:43:00 PM

maudlindoll

A Mugtastic Pentabulum.......indeed.

03/15/2009 02:35:00 PM

raja613

gosh this is hilarious! DOB and *mostly* Swaim are genious!

03/15/2009 02:11:00 PM

ouchlolz

Also the original concept for the video was "Mug of Penis, but Swaim and DOB decide to keep the homo erotic olympics that are the Cracked.com offices a secret a while longer, at least until national come out of the closet day.

03/15/2009 12:12:00 PM

glendoor42

Love it! ah, Swain and DOB, today is a good day. Also love the comedian wallpaper!!

03/15/2009 12:12:00 PM

Christine

That was great!!! I laughed like a mentally challenged individual (more so than usual). Dan, you looked adorable with the new hairstyle and glasses!

03/15/2009 12:10:00 PM

Shana F

AWESOME

03/15/2009 12:07:00 PM

WhiteMike

LOL. I love Swaim so very much...

03/15/2009 12:04:00 PM

DANZI

am i the only one who thinks DOB kind of looks like Matt Stone here? not that that's bad, but i'm just sayin. you can never go wrong with a Swaim/DOB video. always gonna be classic.

03/15/2009 11:56:00 AM

exploding_girl

wait, THAT's DOB? i don't believe it... i seriously don't.

03/15/2009 11:51:00 AM

exploding_girl

Priceless...

03/15/2009 11:43:00 AM

RedBaron

Hey Swaim, I will never make fun of your hair again,.... but on another note...Goddamn Dan, what is that, a fucking dead beaver on your head? But on a positive note Great Video guys!!

03/15/2009 11:41:00 AM

glendoor42

Is rape that common in the cracked offices???

03/15/2009 10:50:00 AM

I-Rod

I wish I could be that productive on my lunch break. Instead I just, you know... eat lunch. P.S. Nice Joker bobblehead.

03/15/2009 09:58:00 AM

luckylostie

My god... Think of what these lunatics can do in more than one hour!!! Also, I don't think that was JOB, but Oren Katzeff, who's credited on the video (funnier if it was JOB, tho)

03/15/2009 09:56:00 AM

Chojinra

Yea when I first read the title I read "Mug of Penis" too. Still nicely done for one lunch break.

03/15/2009 09:50:00 AM

MistaBubz

Anyone else originally read 'Mug of Penis'?

03/15/2009 09:45:00 AM

IHaveNoGoodIdea

shit, DOB looks awful. and jack looks like a geico ad gone wrong. swaim just looks like a little kid.

03/15/2009 09:43:00 AM

das_w00tman

Such a terrible but great vid.

03/15/2009 09:14:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

Good for the fact it was done in approx. one hour. I'd like to see it used in all further skits as a subtle in-joke, like what Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg do in their films.

03/15/2009 08:54:00 AM

kipples

Oh, Michael Swaim. I still want to have your babies.

03/15/2009 08:39:00 AM

kazarkus

Wow. Guess Jack finally got DOB back for all the name puns.

03/15/2009 08:24:00 AM

hawkmansg

That rape scene was hilarious, and all in one lunchbreak hunh?

03/15/2009 08:16:00 AM

scarfacetehstag

lmao, I love it! I'll up ToyboyTime and take 8

03/15/2009 08:11:00 AM

SystemError

Man, working for Cracked looks fucking dangerous. Awesome, but dangerous.

03/15/2009 08:11:00 AM

captain_cranky

nice to see Rutgers is well represented in the cracked offices.

03/15/2009 08:03:00 AM

Jmx70inNJ

I loved this video so much. Also it looks like I will get to "meet some miracle" today thanks to Anna1573! Could today possibly get any better?

03/15/2009 07:58:00 AM

Darth_Barry

pure awesome

03/15/2009 07:41:00 AM

lula_mae

"mug of pens is made of poison"....hmmm....I'd buy a mug that poisons whoever drinks from it without having to add the poison into the drink myself

03/15/2009 07:37:00 AM

Noirbass

so swaims a watchmen fan to huh?

03/15/2009 07:32:00 AM

pacatafox

I love you swaim and dob. But I don't love you job.

03/15/2009 07:31:00 AM

gamerelite1

I would totally buy this if it were real. Also, did I see a Rutgers hat at Michael Swaim's desk?

03/15/2009 07:31:00 AM

drifter1717

Holy shit...we got a Mike/DOB/JOB trifecta. My balls hurt from the excitement!!

03/15/2009 07:22:00 AM

Esmoreit

Oh man, it is ALL about the hazelnut coffee. I wish I had a mugtastic pentabulum...

03/15/2009 07:14:00 AM

catocalpyse_now

That rape scene was freaking awesome.

03/15/2009 07:11:00 AM

jjmmtt

I'll take seven.

03/15/2009 06:37:00 AM

ToyboyTime

Heyyy...is that a Rutgers hat at Swaim's desk?

03/15/2009 06:36:00 AM

RecycledViking

i think I'm going to start saying mugtastic from now on

03/15/2009 06:18:00 AM

lannez

That was so fucking funny.

03/15/2009 06:16:00 AM

Batman?

I found this hilarious. One of the best videos I've seen here in a while. By the way it says 00 views yet there are 4 comments already. Spooky!

03/15/2009 05:55:00 AM

Madchester

ok i giggled. more swaim. hes a rogue.

03/15/2009 05:37:00 AM

bunni

I found it very original, great job guys.

03/15/2009 05:21:00 AM

frozenfire

good stuff

03/15/2009 05:09:00 AM

GBS

Nice. They should do more lunch break sketches. "I'm Blind...!" "Not a Dramatization" Funny :)

03/15/2009 05:07:00 AM

RecycledViking