9 Child Prodigies Who Are Clearly Dangerous Mutants

When they hit adulthood, we will all be obsolete.

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  1. TheFangirl

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    F*ck i hate children. They will kill us all.

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    1. MrDerpe

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      Yeah, you didn't kill everyone when you were a kid.

  2. superangst

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    Achiana is fake

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  3. Uberman5000

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    This is why I couldn't get into Avatar: The Last Airbender... it was basically a show starring a bunch of outrageously powerful child prodigies. It got even worse when they introduced Toph in the second season.

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    1. Psychofreak

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      You should never watch any anime ever in that case. Just sayin.

  4. JetBlack138

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    OMFG the 'Murder kids' KICK ASS! x) I am so gonna do every damn fertility trick to make my future kids that way. Yes I will even date an asian. (Not racist btw. Just don't find them as attractive as redheads.) ;)

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  5. Mechanixxxer

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    The blues guitar kid didn't seem that great. Everyone else seemed to be fairly advanced at something.

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  6. Bassario

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    Hahahaha! That's my guitar tuner! I have that exact guitar tuner that poses as Michael's "Laser remote" towards the very end of the episode ^_^

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  7. BassFXero

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    Why are you worried, android?

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  8. 5656130

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    wow hes 10 and a college student he dosent deserve that smartness if he still thinks time travels possible

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    1. Heart_of_Sword

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      Yes, you are obviously very credible, as evidenced by your impeccable grammar and your use of "smartness".

      It's called Quantum Physics, and it's not so much "time" as "planes".

    2. JetBlack138

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      it could very well be possible but it's just impratical. You set foot in the past and you've f**ked up the world just by being there. Back to the future, the butterfly effect, the simpsons they all go into this in their own way. IE MJ fox plays johnny b goode, chuck berry hears it and suddenly has an overwhelming guilt of stealing Fox's song, which was his in the time plane fox came from, and I'm pre' sure afetr hours cracked covers it too. :P

  9. cragnog

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    yayy ff7 i like! also, i know a lot of time goes into research 4 the videos and puttin those videos together (and also ur life but that doesnt matter obviously) but u gotta put these videos up more frequently damnit! i like them

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  10. AICDTTPT

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    ...that laser cannon remote looks sus**ciously like a guitar tuner...

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  11. ClutterLustRott

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    Two balls in between the legs

    YO SHARLINE!!!

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  12. seltoan

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    Holy crap! Did you just control a laser cannon with a Korg GA30 guitar tuner?! You gotta post a DIY for that!!1!!one!

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  13. serch18x2

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    The last kid doe not understand the fundamental elements of quantum physics... Time travel can only do one thing.... Take you to a time... it can't change anything because it's already has happened. Also to do so you would basically need to go fast enough to counter the expansion of the universe (by the way if you go back in time you'll just be the original you... with nothing changed about you)

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    1. serch18x2

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      P.S. I learned this at 13 and my SAT score was higher than 89% of High school seniors when it took it at that age. I don't see anyone knocking at my door

    2. Vinyahuinewen

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      and so you put your massive amounts of knowledge to good use posting about it on a comedy website. You sir are clearly the winner. Nobody knocks at your door because you sound like an a*****e and probably aren't Asian. And definitely not 10.

  14. Serris

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    You see, the problem with time travel is that going back in time WILL cause a paradox.

    Example: if you go back in time to change something, then that will remove the reason you went back in the first place!

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    1. Boogers

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      You also have the problem that you can only go back as far as the machine existed which sort of renders it useless for most people. I.E. you make one in 5-3-2020, the farthest you can go back to is 5-3-2020. Science always takes the fun out of everything...

  15. Smatt-E

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    BEGONE DEMON CHILD!!!!! Couldn't stop laughing

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  16. The_Prophet

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    BEGONE DEMON CHILD! Man I laughed so much.

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  17. Cherie

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    Hahahahahahaha. Swaim, you are amazing.

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  18. xXEzkatonXx

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    i've got lazer envy

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  19. ballrags

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    i wish to buy some of your artwork, swaim, if the price is right

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  20. jorre9mm

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    you i think that we could really be somewhat smart at an early age if people would just teach us things properly... hell if we develop the most before age 6 why not try to teach us? and dont give me any of that "retain information crap" :P

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    1. Heart_of_Sword

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      Because we need hamburger cooks and janitors.

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