The Terrifying Truth Behind Valentine's Day

coffeeBrainz

01/18/12 09:13 PM

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DICK!!!

lensgirl

08/21/11 02:40 PM

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"Is that a chocolate?"

Best. Line. Possible.

nerninator

06/21/11 08:14 PM

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christian martyrdom.
is that a chocolate?

Kaori242

05/05/11 12:05 AM

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Dylan!!! Best businessman ever?

monicahahaha

03/28/11 07:38 PM

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those guys are so cute :D

Fladnag13

02/11/11 02:09 PM

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We love you muskets! Someone, could you invent time travel so Swaim can work on AoC and with TAM! at the same time?

JTAJR

02/02/11 11:05 AM

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Best. Breakup. Ever.
Anyone know where I can find a unique valentine gift? I don't want to be lame like I am every year...

JT

MoleculeTroll

12/14/10 07:06 PM

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"[clears through] So, uh. . . do you like Blur?" "They're alright" lol i love blur this made me crack up!

youpoz

12/14/10 04:42 AM

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you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

RichardBWhistle

10/29/10 04:54 PM

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awwnonnomnnomnnom nomnomnom shes such a quirky/hottie

jbrooks

10/05/10 07:35 AM

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That opening scene was the most badass breakup in the history of mankind. =D hahaha

Also, that girl is not cute to me in any way. I don't know what some of the guys on here see in her.

errex

07/31/10 05:17 AM

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They had gutters in the 14th century?

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   Papermage

   02/14/11 08:29 PM

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   They had aqueducts before Christ was born; I'm pretty sure they had gutters.

HundeDesKrieg

05/03/10 04:09 PM

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"Careful, there's asbestos in those." Priceless.

kaosgirl22_2010

03/02/10 02:02 PM

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Dude, WTF!!!

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   Razar

   03/07/10 04:39 PM

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   Sorry mate, but I have a problem... If a woman isn't fat, and isn't elephant-man-faced, then I'm attracted to them. Seeing women I am attracted to makes any experience More enjoyable to me. That's what I was trying to get across.
   
   I liked it, and the addition of girls that I liked looking at, made me like it even more.

Razar

03/01/10 07:57 PM

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Not only is this funny, but both females in it are highly f**kable (not ugly + not fat)
AWESOME!!!!!

lydiabro

02/21/10 07:23 PM

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I love how the future son's all amazed at seeing his past mom in one second, and then's a cynical old bastard (literally) in the next.

PS: Claudius Gothicus is a f**kin' stud.

spkztheman

02/12/10 11:44 PM

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Swaim is my hero

Codeman

02/12/10 12:31 AM

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Funny s**t guys. The chick in this is a cutie too.

Blood and Thunder

02/11/10 03:28 PM

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Oldie but goodie, imo. Also, there is no one St. Valentine. And Claudius Gothicus was the emperor who beheaded Swaim's priest (forgot his name).

red4

02/10/10 11:15 PM

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I love the way the dude breaks up with her. That s**t was beyond bad ass.