Look Into My Eyes While I Masturbate (A Music Video)

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This song has been stuck in my head, i've found myself singing it quietly to myself at work without knowing......makes for some awkward moments

04/28/2009 07:40:00 AM
G_MON

This song needs to be extended...its so awesomely great.

03/28/2009 10:13:00 AM
Nightpath

1 of my new favorite songs.

03/26/2009 07:42:00 PM
Nightpath

This is amazing XD

03/15/2009 09:07:00 PM
Projectnewt

I've watched this about 7 times now. Ringtone FTW, this is insanely catchy :P

02/22/2009 12:05:00 AM
Wren

You need to make this a ringtone. Seriously.

02/19/2009 09:48:00 PM
CoPRed

HAAAAAHAAA omg thumbs the fuck UP i absolutely died. sigh. thanks cracked.

02/18/2009 02:03:00 PM
clicchick

Have you guys ever heard of a millionaire dating site called ^^^^^^^^millionaireloves.com^^^^^^^^? My friend suggestted me to find a pretty girl there because they have seen some really great girls there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love.

02/15/2009 02:03:00 AM
LisaMarie001

And confidentially, it's far better than making an idiotic one-line comment. Never said I thought it wasn't funny, just pointed out what elements it was parodying. Sheesh, sorry it hurt your brain, as well as the anvil. Forget some people's attention spans are about 2 minutes long.

02/14/2009 05:06:00 PM
Fangarius

drops anvil on certain someone who believes they think too much. That'll give THEM something to think about...

02/14/2009 05:02:00 PM
Fangarius

hhaaa!!! poor dog! good video, funny!

02/13/2009 05:59:00 PM
Mrs.Lovett

People think too much. I think This video is funny plain and simple, if you don't think so don't type some long explanation as to why you don't. Like I need to be told what's funny and not. Go read White Ninja and die, or look into my eyes whie I masturbate.

02/13/2009 05:31:00 PM
Benpott

"I can't believe its 2010!" That's when I cracked up. Badass, guys!

02/12/2009 12:00:00 PM
gmale9000

Here's the funny thing, Baker's attempting to combine several parodies at once with this video, and it sort of loses something in the translation. Basically here's what he's parodying if you figure it out: 1) Technopop Lust: Sometime in the late-80's/early-90s, seemed songwriters got really lazy and just played techno dance with one disturbing lyric. Oddly enough, one I recall which was popular was called (believe it or not) 'Jack Me Till I Scream.' Had a woman utter the line, followed by a robot voice acting as if it was a command. Which pretty much summed up the song itself. 2) YouTube Adult Hypnotic Videos: Not sure where this came from, but the latest disturbing trend are these so-called hypnotic videos with adult images. Apparently if you stare at them, you fall under the spell and.. well, makes you wonder where Baker got the idea for the title to his tune. Though I don't see why these things are popular with the YouTube crowd. 3) The Hysterical Futuristic Reference:

02/12/2009 11:20:00 AM
Fangarius

funny vid..good work.seems i have watched it on a tall celeb site---Tallmingle.com--- which is a hot site for all tall friends and tall singles. you can hook up with hot models or hansome guys there.

02/12/2009 09:30:00 AM
jacklove

I created this account just to post this: I actually thought this video was pretty cool! XD It's also kinda disturbing and odd, but what the fuck do you go to cracked.com for if not to search for comedic oddities? :P

02/11/2009 08:03:00 PM
IsThisFrank?

this was pretty bad...gah!

02/11/2009 06:55:00 PM
suckmybuttons

Musically, it was great, but it was about as funny as giving birth to a rhino made of razors and rust. You guys should make serious music. Because your non-serious music is not funny.

02/10/2009 03:56:00 PM
Pedgerow

Get a haircut, Wallsy.

02/10/2009 09:29:00 AM
Elbereth

First guy was funny, second guy gave a sad performance

02/10/2009 06:42:00 AM
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