9 (Classy) Ways to Treat a Woman

it started out weak but the last minute saved it (culminating with "make me lasagna... NOOOWWW!"-- very reminiscent of my new haircuts: "I'm in control baby. I'm... wheres the goddamn protein, I TOLD YOU TO BUY SOME FUCKING PROTEIN MOM!")

10/31/2009 06:19:46 PM

Lord

@tomboys: You must have broken your funny bone then. Haha... ahhh, what a horrible pun.

09/30/2009 02:07:00 PM

F.S.Fitz

omg thats fucking hilarious!

09/20/2009 04:10:00 PM

spenjonez23

I lol'd hard at the ending.

09/13/2009 05:18:00 PM

DaddyTwoFoot

Loved the last one!

09/11/2009 05:58:00 PM

LittlePau

Heh.

09/11/2009 07:48:00 AM

ACUTEFAILURE

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

09/09/2009 02:25:00 PM

JustDoomit

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

09/09/2009 02:25:00 PM

JustDoomit

so glad there were no hyperbolicaly critical comments. this was hilarious XD

09/05/2009 11:23:00 PM

bloodfever

Make me lasagna... NOOOWWWWWW!!! ha ha, awesome.

09/02/2009 07:02:00 AM

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08/13/2009 05:51:00 PM

toms135

I still say the two guys from BriTANKicK look a little like Matt Damon and Eli Manning, lol. At least in their picture at the end of each video.

08/11/2009 10:02:00 PM

druen_blkstar

you guys would be bitch slapped if that was me... now YOU go make me lasagna! ... bitch

08/03/2009 11:00:00 PM

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07/22/2009 10:44:00 PM

cherry668

omg i liked the ending make me lasagna NOOOOWW! xD wahahahahahahaa

07/15/2009 04:46:00 PM

charmella

Oh wow, that was the best laugh I've had in a while.

07/09/2009 10:21:00 PM

mr_bunny

It turns to red-faced, choked-up laughing after #7.

07/06/2009 11:20:00 AM

Hijack

Do you wanna see ma balls? :D

07/04/2009 03:40:00 PM

imTKA

#3 LOL !!!

07/01/2009 05:08:00 AM

harry_ceaward

There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

06/28/2009 03:47:00 PM

Elisabeth09

@ alanna SOOOO much funnier after Chris Brown

06/25/2009 10:53:00 PM

xHelloxBattle

I was so hoping at least one on the list would be funny but I couldn't make it past 7 because none of them were up to that point so the odds were against me even getting a chuckle if I finished watching.

06/17/2009 10:31:00 AM

tomboys

NOW

06/15/2009 12:51:00 AM

MikeLiterous

I sniggered, particularly at the squirrel one.

06/05/2009 05:17:00 PM

Robforfucksake

...now i want lasagne. Thanks a lot.

05/16/2009 03:26:00 AM

Auz+Paperclip

I don't know what it is, some people don't seem to like it, but I love their stuff. Some of it can drag in some places, but I always have a real good laugh when I see any of their videos.

04/16/2009 07:06:00 PM

Scelza

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04/10/2009 09:32:00 AM

emdyi

Not their best but still better than net work.

04/05/2009 12:01:00 AM

TripMaverick

Oh! it's a really cool video.Wanna see more cool video like that click on www.uploaded.tv

04/01/2009 01:38:00 AM

subho

Aww...so less funny after Chris Brown.

02/16/2009 08:41:00 PM

alanna

Make me Lasagna..... NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02/09/2009 05:50:00 PM

imnotthatstupid

Ironic misogyny is fucking hilarious. Way to go. It' also funny to see college students acting all grown up.

02/09/2009 08:59:00 AM

RPG

The christmas tree bit was gold haha

02/08/2009 05:11:00 AM

frozenfire

The ending was great, but the rest wasn't that amazing.

02/07/2009 03:57:00 AM

Flubagalub

That was amazing! i loved it all. i totally want to be treated like a game cartage from 1993. but im not your mother. just sayin. haha loved it guys. you totally kick ass.

02/06/2009 07:09:00 PM

oxyMORON

.......................................................................... ......................................................................... BWAHAHAHAAAAAAA

02/05/2009 08:53:00 PM

queenbananas

That's it, Todd and I are through, professionally.

02/05/2009 04:23:00 PM

splainintodo

Holyfuck that was stupid.

02/05/2009 01:41:00 PM

warvette

That makes a total of 10 (Classy) Ways to Treat a Woman. That is, if you include [insert rape joke here, against will of comment]. http://tasteyourmaker.blogspot.com

02/05/2009 12:44:00 PM

thestr

Some parts were funny... ...ish?

02/05/2009 11:58:00 AM

jonnyt

I've learned so much..

02/05/2009 11:34:00 AM

jjmmtt

Loud nearly always = funny in the context of domestic abuse for comedy. Awesome video.

02/05/2009 11:07:00 AM

Sammeh

Super Crap! This is the poorest video I've ever seen. Loud does not equal funny.

02/05/2009 10:35:00 AM

Onodera

hahaha

02/05/2009 09:23:00 AM

nakedguitarist

superior version: http://www.akkonline.com/videogallery_watch_view.php?id=7 credits to pagey.

02/05/2009 02:03:00 AM

A_K_K

Ew. Overused.

02/05/2009 01:19:00 AM

zooeykarma

Classy indeed! Good stuff.

02/04/2009 11:54:00 PM

lastfirstborn

Nine was funny. So, that's something, right?

02/04/2009 11:47:00 PM

BornToPolka

The last two saved an otherwise dismal performance.

02/04/2009 11:26:00 PM

Wallobe

Best thing I've seen on this site for a long time.

02/04/2009 11:23:00 PM

MacabreSoren

they missed a few like how about an alien or an illegal alien or a jet t/N2g off slave? ya know, one that gets good and beaten

02/04/2009 08:49:00 PM

Gimp

The best part is it's true.

02/04/2009 08:02:00 PM

Nathan_lol

Game cartrige. Wow. And the squirrels. Yeah, glad no one dares treat me that way *excet sometimes number eight).

02/04/2009 07:58:00 PM

Enabsflow

Yay! I loves you BriTANick and I will tell all of my friends about your smug, bastardly faces.

02/04/2009 07:28:00 PM

CamboD

it started good, then the bullshit ones liek bowling pin stuff and the black hole ones were just kinda liek dieas that sound good on paper but in the editing process they should have been tossed out (or while filiming the damn sketch) however number 9 make me lol quite a bit. i prefer these guys to network though

02/04/2009 06:43:00 PM

Goth

Pretty much meh until number 9 which was hilarious!!

02/04/2009 06:11:00 PM

Madchester

hilarious as usual! I loved the squirrels and the mother

02/04/2009 05:58:00 PM

shakespeare

Cute.

02/04/2009 05:04:00 PM

Wren

Haha! Happy early Valentines day!

02/04/2009 04:41:00 PM

Actormd

that was amazing until the last scream, otherwise great stuff as usual

02/04/2009 04:39:00 PM

HomicidalOrange

It should've been 19 ways.

02/04/2009 04:23:00 PM

Planet-man

The music was amazing. Plus I hate the usual end music. So, you know. Yay for this, I guess.

02/04/2009 04:15:00 PM

Pedgerow

Cute and funny up until number 9. Then it was freaking hilarious! It seriously made my day.

02/04/2009 04:12:00 PM

TheJester

Tsk tsk tsk, Britanick... Two words for you guys: Douchebag comedy.

02/04/2009 03:55:00 PM

whosthatguy

I think i knew those squirrels...

02/04/2009 03:36:00 PM

ern19

Lol, I liked it.

02/04/2009 03:29:00 PM

Daytman

That was comedy?

02/04/2009 03:29:00 PM

Natnie

Very Good. SO MUCH BETTER THAN NETWORK! The people who didn't like it can rot in hell. But where are the bells?

02/04/2009 03:27:00 PM

articdragone

This is easily - ea-si-LY - the best BritTANick video I've seen yet. Maybe the best thing on Cracked for weeks. Just hit a good spot.

02/04/2009 02:58:00 PM

Briceuardo

terrible..truly terrible. probably just too american for my liking (lacking subtelty and reserve)

02/04/2009 02:50:00 PM

zsasz

Was that supposed to be 16 seconds long?

02/04/2009 02:48:00 PM

lasersanchez

I'm sure there is some possible way that video could have been more retarded, but I'll be damned if I can think of one.

02/04/2009 02:46:00 PM

SodaPopinski

hahaha!! Awesome!

02/04/2009 02:40:00 PM

wreck

Yes. Yes you are

02/04/2009 02:15:00 PM

VOD

Frankenstud: No, not at all. I found it severely retarded. I mean, there was humour potential, they just didn't grab ANY of it.

02/04/2009 02:12:00 PM

Infinity

wow, am I the only one who found this video crappy?

02/04/2009 01:57:00 PM

Frankenstud

I liked it.

02/04/2009 01:20:00 PM

BobbyD84

NOW!!!!! I love you guys.

02/04/2009 12:44:00 PM

Lana

HAHA! Absolutely loved it!

02/04/2009 12:32:00 PM

ewpnaexeter

Network could learn a lot from BriTANick!! This was hilarious!

02/04/2009 11:55:00 AM

BrownZone

YES Britanica is back with something i hadnt seen before. Freaking wonderful

02/04/2009 11:48:00 AM

Wasman

Loved it! A work of immature brilliance!

02/04/2009 11:43:00 AM

greeenhaze

This was awesome. but all of the above only works if you actually have a girlfriend.

02/04/2009 11:29:00 AM

fknrat

So one pissed off British dude didn't like it. Add me to the dozens who did.

02/04/2009 11:18:00 AM

thebyron

This is actually pretty good.

02/04/2009 11:13:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

So awesome! I tried each one on a different girl and now i have 8 girlfriends. The cartridge one turned out to actually be a cartidge.

02/04/2009 10:32:00 AM

DakRockson

definitely the funniest britanick skit ever.. lists are awesome

02/04/2009 10:25:00 AM

janos

That was freaking funny as hell and I'm a women. Great job! Now make me lasagna.....NOOOOOOWWWWWWW hahahahahahahaha

02/04/2009 09:36:00 AM

RedCricket

I was enjoying it right up until the end, and then I laughed like a mental patient. *Doctorchaos; In case you didn't get the memo, ethnocentrism is sooooo Out. Also, why do asses like you always say that Americans are the arrogant ones? Die in a hole.

02/04/2009 09:29:00 AM

HumDrum

THIS WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME I can't even be offended by it. I love you guys. I love you. I love you so, so, so much.

02/04/2009 09:26:00 AM

Tartra

My friends and I are gonna have to stop saying "Haha, now you're DEAD!" and start saying "Make me lasagna......NOOOOWWWWWWWW!" Good work guys.

02/04/2009 09:15:00 AM

Ragnasty

Laughed so hard at the end I dribbled a little.

02/04/2009 09:04:00 AM

Grezz

That kicked ass, I love getting advice on women. I now understand I'm supposed to scream it at her.

02/04/2009 08:38:00 AM

joe.conneely

I feel sorry for Todd. He seems like a nice imaginary squirrel.

02/04/2009 08:30:00 AM

nicho

I'm British...I liked it. I have to confess though, a cricketer with crooked teeth would have livened things up considerably.

02/04/2009 08:20:00 AM

Sandacious

Loved every second of it, favorite britanick thus far

02/04/2009 08:14:00 AM

robotlove

Sorry there were no crooked teeth or clips of cricket in this movie. Who the fuck asked you to watch this you fucking CUNT!?!?!?

02/04/2009 08:05:00 AM

skifast

Gahh, this is one of the funniest BriTANick videos ever. NOOOOOWWWW!

02/04/2009 07:25:00 AM

Plaidrabbit

Great. Quiet day in the office and you guys give me something I start uncontrollably laughing at only a quarter ways in. Keep it up!

02/04/2009 07:19:00 AM

Senor_Taco

Ok the first 8 were ok but i lost my shit with number 9....make me lasagna......NNNNOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

02/04/2009 07:17:00 AM

pariahnola

This is probably you're best work so far. The first I've seen where have no regrets watching it afterwards.

02/04/2009 07:02:00 AM

andrew_ryan6

Very random and very funny.

02/04/2009 07:02:00 AM

freebie

Tod the Squirrel is the best thing on the internet ever, and I say that having seen everything on the internet.

02/04/2009 06:48:00 AM

Boonehams

Awesome and you cut the faggy song in the end!

02/04/2009 06:46:00 AM

Amirite?

funniest fucking video in a very long time

02/04/2009 06:30:00 AM

Captain_Anon

Love the video game cartridge.

02/04/2009 06:26:00 AM

bridger74

make me lasagna.....NOOOOW!

02/04/2009 06:14:00 AM

Ruta9

One of the funnier BriTaNick videos i've seen. Plus the, "Hey, does anyone wanna see my balls?" "Cut the shit, Todd." was pretty hilarious.

02/04/2009 05:55:00 AM

OmegaFlaire

damn funny...

02/04/2009 05:51:00 AM

zyryx

No really, great video guys..

02/04/2009 05:49:00 AM

Spartan9x13

SECOND! Third!! Nazi reference! Homosexual intercourse reference!

02/04/2009 05:46:00 AM

Spartan9x13

GOD that was epic. I knew something like that was coming when i saw "Like a lady". But then - "NOW!!!" Awesome. Bloody freaking epic. Very well done.

02/04/2009 05:44:00 AM

Mierdin