OMG Swaim stood up!
Hell i hate fred. Unfuny and boring but makes a lot of money now for being shitty.
Also, fuck you, Fred.
Swaim stood up!
Darlings, I think thank-yous should go out to Michael and the good, God-fearing people at cracked.com for calling out Smosh (to the point of vomiting profusely)and Fred... Although, it should be noted, "Fred" is probably making more money than any of us posting on craked.com at three in the morning will see in our entire lives. R.I.P. taste and intelligence.
i think Those Aren't Muskets deserves that #1 spot Fred?, Smosh?, nigahiga? i mean come on world, is originality in comedy lost? comedy sketch troops like those aren't muskets and picnicface(if it included Swaim) are humanity's last hope.
Poor DOB just wanted to make copies.
Classic, spoofs on youtube and jonas brothers, loved it
I volunteer with a kids' group. Recently, those little knee-biters mobbed me with their high-pitched, frantic endorsements of that Fred kid. I almost started punching them - for their own good.
4:51 = "humanity is lost" face... priceless
Chickamauga, I think it might be 'comically'. But I have no idea.
Did anyone else notice that at the end of the video the lid of the bin was flapping?
wow that's the first time I've ever heard Michael Collins mentioned outside Ireland!
well this proves my theory that 97% of people in the earth are stupid and retarded!
I'm sorry... But I really love Smosh. PLEASE FORGIVE THE UNFORGIVABLE!
I... I think... Oh God... I might just puke out my freaking balls... That 13 yearold retard... how the HELL did everyone subscribe to his channel? His videos make me want to shove a drill bit in my ears... *blaaaaaaaaargh*
I love how DOB's just standing there at the end.. Eating his yogurt.
Glued: That newgrounds link you posted in your comment was exactly what I needed. Thank you.
The average YouTube user is an idiot. Not that we needed more proof, but hey. This was entertaining.
Wow... f... i mean... sh... The point is, Swaim's awesome. Epic lol at the end of the video too, i agree with the other commentors that swains reaction was perfect and DOB standing in the hallway makes me giggle just thinking about it. Cheers cracked, through all the shit on youtube you have restored my faith in... not humanity... well you're good. yeh.
good god... what is wrong with the world
Here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/499200 Short and sweet. And Metal Slug FTW!!!
God, when he was checking the most subscribed channel, I was about to break up in tears.
Fred is... Fred is horrific. I have no words.
You guys know what's the worst part? The Vatican has a Youtube channel. Fred gets more subscribers than Pope Benedict XVI. ...wow.
The reaction to Fred was perfect.
I don't blame Swaim. I nearly puked my guts out by the time #1 came on. Hahah love DOB standing there at the end.
Is that DOB standing in the hallway at the end?
SWAIM's face when Fred first came on was SO HILARIOUS. This was genius in every way. Except I have to admit, that "Oh! I thought you asked if I liked steamed rice!" line in Cat Soup did make me laugh really hard. But Nigahiga is horrible, and Fred is just....just.....I have no words for that level of total shit.
Upon further reading of the comments I see use of the word "comedically"...maybe I didn't make it up. I suppose my subconscious just spat it out when I couldn't think of a proper replacement. Hmm...wasn't there an article on here about taking credit for things you read??
His initial reaction to Fred was the best reaction comedically (yes I just made that up)possible. Props to Mr. Swaim......much ado
"[however it's spelled] challenges us all to ask ourselves, 'How many times can we watch the same thing before our lungs claw their way out of our asses and we die?'" I lol'd so hard.
I closed my eyes and anticipated "HAY IT'S FRED" to blare through my headphones when the number one most popular page was announced. For once I am ashamed of being right......
Haha! You know, I remember just a relatively short time ago when I thought that YouTube was fantastic for actually VISIBLY reducing the number of TV viewers. "Goodness," I thought, "this could only lead to good things!" Then I saw Smosh and it was really all downhill from there. If this were a just world, we'd leave these people posting as bait, and actively start hunting down and either euthanizing or sterilizing their viewers. It's the only humane thing, really. Honestly, and one of those would function in lieu of a suicide note. "Ah, he left the URL to the number one YouTube channel. Ah. Yes, yes, OK. I can see it now. Alright, well yes, perhaps life isn't all it's cracked up to be. Well played, sir. Well played."
how did that last one get so many views?
Oh, and the third with all the vomiting. Hilarious. Perfectly timed, perfect reactions, comedically perfect. I howled with laughter. I do not often 'howl' with laughter. Brilliant. Keep it up.
Okay, no shit, I sat in my chair looking into what felt like a black hole, I must have been there for a good ten minutes trying to regain my mind, or piece together any fucking thing floating around in there after seeing number one. Fred. Okay. Fuck. No. Fuck. Um... fuck. In all seriousness I sat there, my eyes glazed over and I did nothing. For ten whole minutes. Mr. Swaim, I am out too. This is bullshit. Humanity is fucked. Can we start some kind of alliance to rid the world of this shit?
I hate fred! Dear God I hate Fred. You Swaim. I like. I like alot.
Wow, I never noticed just how retarded the average youtube viewer must be. Thank god for Cracked.
@iralee- yeah they did, "Cameltoe". I thought it was pretty funny.
Holy hell thats is annoying as hell
Can you fucks warn people that the DIGG IT button will stop the video, change the page, and make me need to load the video all over again? and can you do the same fucking thing and tell yourselves to warn people that clicking POST COMMENT while not being logged in will (guess what dumbfucks?) stop the video, change the page, and make me need to load the video all over again?
You have won another friend, sir. Thank you.
This single video alone is leaps and bounds funnier than anything from that #3 sketch troupe. In fact, just the part of #3 with the constant vomiting was funnier than that sketch troupe.
haha this is funny, but i like smosh. lol
Whenever I see people watching Smosh, they always have a look of utter boredom and resentment on their faces. Vomiting pretty much sums up my reaction to Smosh.
Even though I hate Smosh, I still think that teleporting fat guy is hilarious.
LOL "that means either rains coming or today's topic is 'the eight juiciest farts ever to-- oh! i guess rains coming"
Youtube fail.
Nevermind. I failed to actually read the comments before I commented. Just color me retarded.
...hey, is that DOB there in the hallway after Michael walks out in justifiable rage?
I've never heard of fred, but I like youtube and the second I heard that was the most popular thing there, I cried, then I realized something, youtube is almost solely viewed by societies most hated creature, the fourteen year old with no friends, and all they do is watch youtube videos, all day long, and regular people like you and me, we have little time to be watching stupid shit and as long as there's cracked I still have a place to find good, honest humor that wasn't written by an obviously retarded child.
That fred guy is such a wanker, i literally could not believe it when I saw he was number 1 of ALL TIME! Just the ten seconds clip there makes me want to waterboard and then beat the living shit out of him
i weep for the future. honestly, kids are worse than ever and i'm not even that old. i'm embarrassed to say i'm a visitor of Youtube. i may just put a pencil in my ears and poke my eyes out with it afterwards
Thanks for bringing this to my attention: my lack of faith in humanity and abject fear for the future is now entirely justified.
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Nigahiga or whatever had a funny Soulja Boy parody but I can't remember what it was about. Was I drunk?
i miss my dog...
@ Sofa-king Quit spreading your lies, Rule #1 is there are no girls on the internet. Rule #2 is the 14 year old ones are FBI agents. Great work as always SWIAM.
oh my god SWAIM thank you for bringing this crap to our attention. PS you are hilarious.
SWAIM is da shit. (just in case you don't know what that is, its really a very high honor. Of course SWAIM probably knows because, as he says, hes so cool.)
I like how at the beginning of the movie an ad pops up for mental retardation care.
Thank you, thank you Cracklords for giving the middle finger where it is desperately deserved.
That video confirmed my thoughts that most people who visit Youtube are under 15 and morons.
The 25,000,000+ Fred fans should band together and film a psa for Planned Parenthood, if that doesn't discourage the 2009 Maury shows "guest" list then we're all doomed. Also, why can't Cracked spring for a new suit for my man, it could even be a reversible.
The Best Swaim Sketch ever !!!!!!!
lol. when fred exploded to #1 on the most subbed list and most viewed... i lost faith in humanity.
Best one yet.
Windona rule # 1 on the internet dont reveal your age and sex.
The sad part is, I'm a 14 year old girl and I hate every channel mentioned up there. I swear, my peers give me a bad name.
boring. I found a tall chix & guys love making club at TallKiss .com
I lold my face off
Damn. I thought I remembered sxephil being in the top 5. We're four places away from having quality in this list.
what i found was funny was the awesomeness of the ad for this video. it was for mental retardation and mental subnormality
what a coincidence! yesterday one of my friends were telling me how good of an actor Fred is. there's a difference between being an actor, and being a retarded chipmunk-voiced teen who posts even more retarded vlogs.
I rather watch the flaming gay dude ( what the buck) who talks about stars than listen to a mentally retarded teen with a chipmunk voice.......
Oh my lord. Fred can go put himself into a paper shredder filled with rabid possums.
unfortunately when these retards (14 year old girls with down syndrome) who watch these videos turn 18, they'll actually vote in elections. if sarah palin chooses fred to be his running mate watch out, we'll all move to china probably
I feel fortunate that I haven't heard of most of those, or haven't yet been subjected to their shenanigans.
post the 10-6 most popular
Oh My God... Swaim, you are awesome! When I saw DOB I started to laugth so hard that my mother actualy asked me if I was alright...! I can't believe that the youtube comunity it's so reterded. I wish they killed them all.
great video! Sweaty Woman Always Infatuate Me bJROCKS100- Listen to metal its rocks only legitimate son and since rock died is now the king of music!listen to some megadeth!
Sneaker time With Michael Always ends In piratic Mutiny
DDDDDOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB
Am I wrong for wishing that Fred would die, horribly and painfully, possibly in some sort of combination acid/fire death? And that I would watch Fred die, and then make love to Swaim right next to the ashes of Fred? It seems so right to me.
hilarious!!
This was amazing, then I saw DOB and immediately imploded all over. It was messy.. Keep it up!
That made me feel pain in ways that I never knew were possible....
Michael Swaim, I want to have your babies.
wow its sad to hear rock and roll is dead now...now all we got left is pop music!!! ahhhh! god someone kill me plz!!! and im 15 and i hate most music today!!!
Gladstone once told me that every male in the Cracked office is under 5, 9", save for the tall, dark and adorable Micheal Swaim. I gotta say, by the looks of DOB, I'm starting to believe he might not have been yanking my chain. And yes, my brain is bleeding right now. P.
That last video is just one more sign that the apocalypse is NIGH.
That was seriously hilarious.
It can't be true.... I had to check, see it for my self. It's a sad world we live in...
That last video just put me in a bad mood. >=(
smosh is awesome.
Swaim is God.
damn you, typos! damn you all to hell!!!!!!!
i apolgise on behalf of my fellow 14 year old girls. bible and the jonas bros? not even gossip girl or some other literary claptrap? oh she hasn't read the bible as she obviuosly can't read
Good old Cracked stuffs. Here are more fun videos, two college kids messing around, "Best of Jake and Amir" http://tv1.com/playlists/188
Oh god.. my ears are bleeding.. that last vid.. was truly disgusting..
I have watched this video several times. Studied it, if you will. And I have arrived at an incontrovertible conclusion: I agree.
I was kinda enjoying the video, but at the end I thought, "Holy Shit! Its DOB"
If that was DOB, holy shit, he's hot. Haha.
Holy Retards, Batman! I actually kind of like some of NigaHiga's stuff, but... Fred?! The Jonas brothers?! SERIOUSLY?! We need to uninvent the internet. I don't even care.
It's embarrassing to be the same age as the confused tards that like the jonas brothers. "YAY THEY LOOK LIEK SHEP AN DSOUD LIKE DEM 2 OMG LI LUV NICK HE'S THE SHEEPIEST!!1"
who the f**k are the jonas brothers?? never heard of them. good thing the US doesn't export all of its shit: you make it, you keep it. ---that n°1 video was.....proof that evolutions has its fallouts.
i think theres a logical reason behind this tragedy...actually theres two, number one is that little children tend to watch the same fucking things over and over and over again, secondly; most people are stupid ass-wholes.
DOB looks like your average Irishman.
I have some pretty weird shit in my life, but this....my brain is oozing out my ears. God, that was TERRIBLE! No, no, not you, S.W.A.I.M, you were great. But even the ten second glimpses of those vids...goddamnit, anyone under the age of 16 should be banned from the internet. And...DOB? Is that you? Hm, I expected you to be taller.
Its good to know that I'm not the only one that's throws up upon seeing a Smosh video.
Fun fact: The Jonas Brothers are on Rolling Stone's list of 2008's 50 greatest albums.
baby jesus biscuit. that was awesome.
Holy shit, I love you. Was that Dan?
Fuck Fred.
what the fuck mabye people suscribed to the #1 to tell others not to watch him thats the only logical thing i can think of
Love Swaim
That is so spooky :) Some pathetic 14 year old emo fangirl linked me to that "hillarious" turtle thing, so i came here for some actualy comedy, and Swaim feels the same way. Keep up the good work
I had never heard of these people, so I checked them out for authenticity sake. Swaim's video is completely accurate and he takes nothing out of context. They are all placed exactly as he says and they're all as awful as they appear. And actually, what surprised me most is that that Fred dipsh*t has almost TWICE as many subscribers as the Jonas Brothers. Nothing hurts more than the truth. Excellent videos as always, Swaim.
I fucking hate Fred. Whats the appeal? Its not funny, clever or interesting, its just some retarded 14 year old yelling at the camera, and raising the pitch. Fuck that right off. Oh, and Michael Swaim rules. Good video.
Kid trips out after trip to dentist: the REMIX! hilarious!!! I'll have what he's having... http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=5690823d30d15269a980&page=1&viewtype=&category=rf
Fred can go die... he sucks... WHY IS HE NUMBER 1 ON YOUTUBE?!?!
I used to laugh at the fashions and trends of previous generations, but this.... What will our kids think of us?
... Okay so... I was going to say something about the Jonas Brothers... but that fred kid melted my brain... teach me for wearing headphones
I take no pride in this statement: Fred is from my hometown. I live in the same town as this guy. How the hell did he get so famous?
Michael you are a silly bitch.
Sadly, those 14 year old girls with Down syndrome *are* their target audience.
the #1 is seriously like that and it's terrible. i could see how pre-teens could like it, like 7 year olds. fuuuuddge
fuck man WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hokay, the only thing I watch on youtube is that I'm a Marvel I'm a DC thing, so I'd never heard of any of these, but that #1 thing- is it supposed to sound like that, or did Swaim do something to it to make it that ghastly?
Number 1 reason to hate youtube right there.
Humanity has yet again let me down....
That... I... fuck. Seriously? That shitwad is #1? Now I know why suffering exists! Because WE DESERVE IT.
Swaim, That was brilliant. It was almost as good as a hate by numbers :) P.S. Show more DOB
Christian Bale goes spacko on the set of Terminator Salvation: The Dance Remix! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=295cdfb709c91ac898e7
wow... we should... really... kill everyone on youtube.
What's not to like about the Jonas Brothers and New Kids on the Block??
Haha, I liked how he said TV on M'Radio, for some reason...
LOL They came full circle with Clippy. They have audiences applauding at inappropriate times, then they applaud as Swaim walks off - genius!
You've got to love the 'let Clippy end the show for all I care' line.
so wait... let me get this straight. If I'm not mistaken, that was an office that Swaim walked out of at the end. This implies that either a) Swaim gets away with filming this at his real job, and DOB works there too, or b) Cracked actually has office space. Seriously? If so, I'd like to visit - I promise I wouldn't get in the way, and doubt you'd notice I was there. Not in a 'stalker'y way, but... well, yeah, kind of like a stalker.
wow. just wow. and i like how DOB is just standing there.
aaawww, come back Swain, we love you... don't be mad, just embrace YouTube's retardedness and love it despite its dribbling and jammering. Or avoid it, like me. Who are the Jonas Brothers? ... You know what, don't tell me - if your reaction is anything to go by, i don't want to know.
they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell
*say, fuck it
I sat we raid a "Fred" video! He looks like he needs to have his jugular ripped out...
Just got a ping on your cell: S pew W ill A lways I ntimidate M aniacs
the only thing that would have made it better would be if DOB did a crotch point at the last second, instead of just standing there like "what the fuck?"
Swaim, 14 year olds with Down's syndrome are gathering a petition to sue you for slander. It's actually 13 year old's with Aspergers who happen to hit the pipe that watch that chit.
That History of Dance video was always irritating too.
awwwww, that channel made Swaim sick, I'll go hurt them for you. :3
That was my favorite episode. The 14 year old autistic female demographic is usually one of the easiest targets...cough....cough.....(twilight).....cough........ ....but as expected, you drove it home. Well done Swaim.
why I like the national health service here in England is that people like Fred would usally end up in a hospital, not on youtube
haha swaim at his best
WOW the Jonas brothers - glasses line may have been the best ever in Cracked webisode history ! Your sarcasm was dead on even when you painstakingly pointed it out as sarcasm....but never underestimate the power of the the 14 year old developmental disabled female market,... never !
Smosh is awesome anyways. But #1 was so disturbing and damaging it made The Little Mermaid part 3 seem good.
Hilarious as always, Swaim. Keep on kicking ass, and I'll keep on building that shrine to you in my basement.
Well said, UdoShan. Go take a big, stinky Youtube clip. Don't forget to wipe your Jonas Brothers when you're done. (That's right, I said it.)
aww, i was waiting for a kevjumba roast and then i saw he was #6 >.
you guys hella fell off, nothing shown on youtube was worse than that dork sitting behind the computer
delivery.
The bit for number 3 was absolutely brilliant.
"I don't care what kind of magic glasses you put on, the Jonas Brothers will NEVER be three dimensional." This line had me laughing for five minutes straight. Swaim, keep on kickin ass.
bigmike53916 "Maybe the best episode of Cracked TV yet. This f*****g nonsense is really the top 5 most watched? If you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit." Forget vomiting, after watching THOSE clips, I hafta S--T!
Was that DOB at the end?
Maybe the best episode of Cracked TV yet. This fucking nonsense is really the top 5 most watched? If you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit.
I've watched this videos 5 times already A+
i'm surprised that retard magibon wasn't on there. it makes me happy.
Oh Swaim, Swaim, Swaim...Kindred spirits, you and I. It becomes more apparent every day with every click on the interweb that the Lowest Common Denominator makes the world go round. It's to the point where I don't even hurl slimy chunks of reproach any more - merely dry heaving, bowel clenching, and eye twitching until finally jamming the nearest writing utensil up my nose, tickling my frontal lobe just enough to ease the pain. If you want to try it, I have a spankin' new Periwinkle Crayola you can borrow. Much Love to you, dear sir.
hey! hey! dob! in the flesh! yaaay! also, damn fred to hell.
picnicface!
I really fucking hate children sometimes.
Hahaha! Best Cracked TV episode yet.
But people from 4-14 still use the internet and probably watch a lot more youtube because they're brains are small and developing. So, I don't think these 5 are that surprising. Dumb children-things all find the same sort of shit hilarious, whereas real people have varying and divergent tastes. And smosh may just be actually retarded. Though I've never seen or heard anything more informative of American Pathos than that girls favorite books.
Official GI JOE - RISE OF COBRA film trailer. HQ. awesome!!! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=a6e7ecb2d6f766dcf33b
Fred and Smosh is the AIDS of the internet!
Yep, society is sick. And thanks to our current technology we have to be reminded of it all the time. Is it just me or does Swaim somehow look 5 years younger in that clip?
her favorite books are bible and the jonas brothers. thank you, sir
Wow, I was actually expecting Miley Cyrus on there. But the fact that the Jonas Bros are on there is just as expected. I think I've seen Fred, and it was super douchechill. I hate him. I already hate him and I hate everyone who likes him.
Smosh is the most fucking awful thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.
Is that DOB eating yogurt at the end of the video? Or his doppleganger?
Fred makes baby Jesus cry...
Lawl both smosh and fred are awesome because they're just kids doing this shit in their spare time. That's what youtube is all about, not professional stuff. If it was about professional stuff, it would be called...uh..."THEMtube"
Great episode Swaim! I googled fred and ended up listening to "Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy" for a while Then I got around to seeing the top spots...a little bit of me died
i fucking hate that fred kid.
not bad ;)
man, picnicface is awesome
i've never been able to understand what is remotely funny about fred, seriously speaking, not in a smart arse way, i would have found him funny if i was 4 years old
It's true. 14 year old girls have the worst taste in everything.
I appreciate your videos; they are far better than Gladstone's. Despite that fact, I wish I had never watched this video, thereby remaining ignorant of yet another facet of the decline in humanity. I saw one whole video of Fred and didn't look at anything else for fear of coming any closer to suicide.
Smosh used to put out some decent stuff, but they've gone way down hill. Popular music does suck now. I never got nigahiga, I don't see how they're popular. Jonas Brothers and Fred make me want to just give up and kill myself when I think how pathetic people's lives must be if they can find any entertainment value/talent in anything they do. It's talentless, childish shit. Excellent video Swaim.
I like that DOB is just chillin there at the end.
Did the Michael Swaim get a haircut? He looks different than in other S.W.A.I.M. episodes. I wonder if that Fred thing is the class clown...poor teacher.
holy moly that fred thing is annoying
Man, I used to like smosh, but they're pretty fucking bad now. Cheers, Swaim.
I agree with everything. Nigahiga's "How to Be" series was the only thing that even comes close to being talented, and the rest of their stuff is shit. Power to the Swaim.
I agree with everything in this video, if it were a woman I would sex it.
Fucking brilliant!!!!! Megosoles, the stone & the swaim are friends, of equal comedy goldness. Seriously swaim you are a genius (you to gladstone!) TAM forever!!!
Swaim, you are better than Gladstone ever was, or ever will be. But, you already know that :)
I don't understand Fred. Is he gay or something? Oh well, his youtube videos will follow him for the rest of his life. I can't wait until he's middle aged.
I agree with everything in this video... I hate that Fred kid.
Video full of much goodness and funny.
You sir, are amazing. The ending with Fred was possibly the funniest thing I've seen all day.. But, I must say, Smosh is hilarious :D
Mr. Swaim, I have just realized that I'm not the only one who thinks Fred is the lowest of the low, by watching your video. Thank you, I will now worship you by the way, you should be the where fucking Fred is right now, anyone else agree I mean, you're funny. That thing isn't
Massive win for you Swaim! The throwing up was like the icing on the cake. On the cake of funny!
Smosh is cool. So sad that it fell to number three. Fred and the Jonas Bros should die. Especially Fred. Rock IS dead and I dont understand why nihgahiga is number 2.
Don't worry Swaim, my computer practicly exploded when that final clip came on. Even AI agrees that humanity is a lesser form.
Good God, why must Fred be the #1 YouTube channel in existence? But thank you for calling him out. Thank you. Thank you. Also, LMFAO @ the Jonas Brothers fan's profile.
PICNICFACE SWAIM DOB EXPLOSM THESE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE INTERNET. AND 3/4 WERE IN THIS VIDEO.
Excellent, a professionnal diss. It's on.
The best part was seeing DOB at the end. Made my fucking day.
Ahh...Smosh. :)
I strongly disagree. Smosh and Fred are both great.
My God, Swaim, you've outdone... everyone.
That was so good it hurt.
HAHAHAHHA wats DOB doin there
for some reason i thought DOB was a lot taller, im talking like 6'5ish.
Call it a life fellas, cause you'll never see anything that awesome again.
How can it be clips of people clapping inappropriately when they clapped when we finally got rid of fred?
You're doing God's work, Michael Swaim.
nice jeans
damn i feel your pain SWAIM. i threw up a bit too. nothin can touch T.A.M. well it is safe to assume youtube is full of 11-15 year olds, many with learning disabilitites and/or brain damage
Yeah, I hate Fred too, I wish that guy could stop making videos and just die. Its so annoying because hes EVERYWHERE I GO! It wouldnt bother me so much if he werent so goddamned popular!
Youtube: the domain of 14-year-olds. Ugh. Truly excellent job, Swaim!
I think that girl's youtube account was my kid sister's... least it looked like it... holy crap....
soooo...
Clippy needs to be more absurd, Swaimer, like "clips of Colin Mochrie crying" or "clips of Sudanese Rites of passage mixed in with shots of Goldberg"
Rock.rap.pop.pop.hip.hop. Haha. I nearly did a shit!
Brilliant. Just Brilliant.
Yeah its true. All the "popular" stuff on youtube is trash. I did laugh my ass off at DOB just standing there in that room.
DOB? Vomit? Michael Collins? Alright we can close the internet down, nothing's gonna top that.
very good
Video of that Fred idiot when his video's get slowed down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAZtPTVDIeY Pretty pathetic
Feckin' hilarious.
What I want to know is this: for the Jonas Brothers, how many profiles did Multiple Swaimosis have to look at before finding the one he used?
This is horrifying.
STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU SWAIM
just more proof that the bigger any given social circle, the more stupid it becomes
Until now, I hadn't seen a whole page of comments for a Cracked article that 1. think the video's funny and 2. don't go off topic to discuss why White Ninja isn't funny. Good jorb Swaim.
so sad, the internet
Is it me or are more people outside the US having Swaim videos buffering at an unwachable rate? It pisses the fuck out of me every time I'm trying to watch these babys when they come out. You're so hard to get, Swaim.
All of these videos are only popular overseas where Europeans watch them to laugh at American senility and lack of talent. It's like blackface, except it encapsulates all people of this nation. Either that or people are stupid enough to like Fred. I really hope it's the blackface thing.
NICE!
Y'know... I'd be a lot less pissed if S.W.A.I.M. were lying and this person wasn't the most subscribed on YouTube. What the fuck.
Oh man, this is pure gold.
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
'those girls better be running FROM the jonas brothers' oh man that video is great "i dont care what kind of magic glasses you wear,the jonas brothers will never be 3 dimensional" bravo mr. swaim bravo
Way good Swaim.
"How ya doin, Clippy?"
I have gone on so many rants about how shitty smosh is. At least here we have a safe haven from all that waify, bum-tickling humor.
When I saw fred (bastard's name is not worth capitalizing) I wished for the sun to go supernova and kill all of us. Oh and Swaim, as much as I like your co-hosts, I would love to see DOB on there.
Amazing, always hilarious. PS. I love picnicface, I go to see them live sometimes and they are even funnier in person. But not nearly as funny as these videos. Lol
The best yet. Fucking briliant
I keep forgetting not to watch these clips at work but I cannot help my obsession with Michael Swain... love it, super funny and super fine as always.
Ugh I want to kill Fred. and not to sound like a 14 year old downs syndrome girl, I'm going to put that 14 year old downs syndrome girl quote on my facebook.
best one yet
Michael Swaim, you have surpassed the pack and I now view you as the funniest man in the world. I laughed from start to finish on this one. There are no high points to point out because the entire video was equally hilarious.
Someone needs to kill that bastard. Fred, I mean, not Michael Swaim.
I wanted to hear the audio on these, but for some reason the only thing I could hear was O Fortuna on a loop. That can't be good.
why was DOB not pointing at his dick in his first appearance on cracked TV? good question..... its a bit disapointing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH damn this will kill me jesus christ..... humanity at his best
Oh 'weasing'. Nm.
DOB!
What's 'weezing' (spelling) at 1:44?
Wow, that was absolutely brilliant. And i couldn't agree more, my faith in humanity was lost the first time I heard of Chris Crocker. I liked the cameo too, DOB. What was that, yogurt?
Well done, sir. Yeah, FUCK IT! FUCK IT! ARGGGGGHHH FUCK IT ALL!!!!!
You keep getting better and better in your performance, Swaim! Great distracted voice thing you've got going!
Michael Collins, feckin' brilliant.
One of your best yet, darling. And here I thought you couldn't get any more awesome.
LOL I love you guys. But I think my last swig of soda has disappeared somewhere inside my nasal cavity D: I have to admit to liking nigahiga though. The guy that plays the hideously ugly chick is like my hero.
That was awesome! Also, DOB on Cracked TV!? Does this mean that Swaim will disappear in a few months and Dan will take over the slot with his own show?
Awesome. Pure Awesome. Your best by far... and the part about JB is a pure gold!
swaim, please marry me. :]
Aw Swaim I do love you, but I have to admit to being a die-hard Smosh fan. Easy Step and Food Battle are pretty much the greatest things ever. The rest I'll agree to though...by far. Also, DOB! That pretty much got you forgiven.
Humanity blows; what's youtube?
I cried I laughed so hard. Then I cried for I lost all hope for the future of man. Well done Swaim!
why was DOB not pointing at his dick in his first appearance on cracked TV?
I actually do chat moderation for a living these days. This video just explained all the retarded dumb shit I keep seeing every day.
Well, I've lost all faith in humanity...
I want to watch Swaim storming out again because I was cracking up, but that f*cking noise at the end is just too much. God bless Clippy, though, he hung on until the end like a real trooper.
BTW, I don't think that's yogurt DOB's got. I think it's Starbucks.
"if i had to guess i'd say the average youtube user was a 14 year old girl with down syndrom" This guy is just awesome :)
Why is my comment gone? :(
This was the first time I heard about that Fred guy, and tell you what,I'm not looking into it more deeply. I just wanted to say "thank you" to my friends for not forwarding stuff like that. And to SWAIM, for doing the only reasonable thing.
This was great... and totally made 1000 times better by the DOB cameo. I
I lost it at the end there, when Swaim was looking into the camera with that horrified expression on his face.
i got to agree with ScHyZ Jon Lajoie is probably the funniest channel on youtube. but i liked smosh when i was young and some of their sketches are funny. can't say the same for fred and nigahiga though
As usual, Swaim brings the funny. I look forward to the day when Those Aren't Muskets replaces Fred as the Number 1 Youtube page. It will be a glorious day indeed.
Damn you Fred. DAMN YOU!
ok... I've never felt that way about another man before.... but I want to have your seed inside of me... so we can have a little boy... and call him Billy... we could show him how to ice skate and ride his bicycle together... got that would be so awesome... on another note, this is seriously depressing... I thought there would be at least one bit of decency, but no... there isn't... thanks a lot humanity!! but hey at least things are different in Canada... with Jon Lajoie being #1... proving again that Canada will be the greatest superpower in the world in like 2 or 3 years, You better watch yourself USA and China...
you know, DOB there at the end makes me crave a DOB hosted Cracked episode. But Swaim is still the shit. As for "Fred"...fuck that guy. all over the place. fuck him in the ass with a steel rod made of highly radioactive materials. you know...so he gets ass cancer.
YouTube makes me very sad.
Ditto: WAS THAT DOB??? Also, thank you for proving once more that Apocalypse may not be such a bad thing.
Heheheee, DOB, just...chillin, eating his yogurt. Superb. I was sort of hoping he would run over and take over the feed though, hijack it like Bumblebee Man hijacked the news when Brockman stormed off over his Danish
So how many other people went to YouTube and subscribed to ThoseArentMuskets immediately after watching this video?
My ten year old nephew really liked NigaHiga, don't judge him too harshly though he's ten. He told me they got a movie deal or some such from their youtube channel. I just hope this information doesn't cause anyone's head to explode.
God. i hate Fred.
See this is why I hate YouTube. Minus the ilegally uploaded videoclips and Disney movies, it's all epic fail like that Fred guy. It's the result of giving an audience to milions of retards, attention whores and deluded people who think they are creative and interesting .
I'm sad for genuinely funny people, like TAM!, after watching this episode. And none of the guys in those videos were cute, either - unless functional retardation really butters your toast. Ooooh, toast.
not the best of swaims videos, but it definitely do a good job of lowering my faith in humanity just a little bit more.
Swaimer, thanks for the Picnicface shout out. Quality.
That was fantastic. Also, I threw up a little at the end.
my life had never been tainted with this fred 'guy' (or any of the others in fact). now i understand why serial killers exist...i seriously want to torture every single subscriber of these videos to death. no..im not kidding...i hope to god they die, whether its cancer or plain murder.
Er... someone's going to have to tell me what number one WAS. It looked like some kind of webcam seizure. The first thing it brought to mind was that frog ringtone thing.
WAS THAT DOB???!!!! AHFWHFHFOWFIOHAHFAOHFGUGFWBFKJCNDH@DHCN*(I#YEHXKWJHBC!!! My mind has exploded with happy. Also, my pants. I gotta say, even though you're all about the jokes Swaim, I don't think that vomit was all fake. I feel for you. :( But great video and nice job sticking it out to the almost end.
I was a happy person 5 minutes ago. I didn't know Fred, nigahiga, and that boysband return from the dead. Swaim, what did you do to me.
Fred should curl up and die. Or better yet post a video of killing himself >_
Michael Swaim is the last hope of the Internet.
Best episode of Cracked TV yet. Keep it up, Swaim.
That's the number one most popular site on utube!? Your earlier comment qualifies as an insult to 14 year old girls with down syndrome. Is it possible that people are watching this in other countries to ridicule Americans?
Anyone else get really exciting to see DOB at the end? No, probably just me
Awesome Swaim. You're one of the few things that keep me coming back to Cracked.
I'll miss you rock Rest in peace Damn it! I swore I wouldn't cry this time, not after what happened at disco's funeral.
That was more or less my reaction when I found out Fred was the #1 Subscribed.
For anyone who thinks he was over-reacting, go to Youtube and just try and watch even one entire video from the #1 channel. Good work Swaim.
HOW CAN FRED BE POPULAR FRED YOU ARE A LITTLE BIG SON OF B**CH
That was all sorts of awesome. I loved DOB's look at the end tho :P
Classic storm-out.
Great video Swaim! The element of truth makes this all the more enjoyable. I physically laughed at this...
Dear Swaim, Keep it up, you got the hang of this whole "comedy" thing. Love, The Internet
Ie&MichaelSwaim
Wow, I figured surely "Fred" Would be at the top of that list! LOL RT www.internet-privacy.us.tc
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