Political comedy is no longer easy.
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By: Michael Swaim | Jan. 19, 2009 | 187,714 views
hey f**kuuf**k, u dont know how to speak english correct, let alone how to spell any of the presidents names. reagan did mad s**t do some research after u take some more english classes. cant blame bush forever people, come on...
eeeerhhh the economic crisis ? WTF?! he was right xO ZAMFGK
That "ya fuckin' nerd bit gets me"
i almost died laughing watching clippy's second round... hahah, classic.
I like the writing but the delivery of some of the jokes was really irritating. Work on the charisma a little bit.
oh my god, that part where he said "ya fuckin' nerd" made me just about die laughing. that was great.
seriously, like i said, you give a girl-boner....lets get married.
Dude. This michael swain guy is friggin good.
Definitely argue about Gitmo on the Cracked forum.
Also, there is no cognitive plan set into motion about Guantanomo yet. It's been narrowed down to two options: A). The states volunteer to take them. Even if one did, it's still idiotic. If you let a group of terrorists be detained on your own soil and they broke out, you've got a group of people who hates you so much, your women and children aren't even worth raping and enslaving. Needless to say, no state wants the responsibility of keeping war criminals in their prison ranks. B). They roam free, allowed to go to any other country that will take them, detained or not. So we are indeed in a lose-lose, provided the douchebaggery continues and this socialist bastard has his way. Somewhere between Reagan and now, our voters lost all logical sense.
Hey, there's a lot to make fun of. For instance, the people in support of Barack Obama. There's the radical extremists/terrorists. Always good for a laugh. There's our pseudo-intellectual friend down there with the profane name and the obsession with the letter "K" that rivals a certain favorite superhero of mine's obsession with the letter "V". And also lets not forget the unfunny pseudo-satirist authors and co-creators of shitty websites.
Those being detained at Gitmo will be moved to the Federal Military prison in Leavenworth kansas
r u a republican or something did u forget about the last 8 years of bush my be you should get a real scene of hummer u r not funny not even 4 a mindless kkk < krazzy kock klincher > noam why dont you give him the time to see what he can do may be oh lets say 8 years or so after all he can not do worse than bush or bush or ragan or nixson i could go on and on but i think ill just move on
Just replying to SimpsonfanAB's entire post (below). This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! SOOOOO TRUE and HILARIOUS!!!!! Especially the very last sentence. Mainstream media bias is one thing, but when comedy sites can't think of anything to make fun of about a new president, we have a serious problem. I'll even give you some hints: -The swooning media coverage of him -Rick Warren and the gay bishop at his inauguration -The way he's closing Gitmo without a plan for where to put the terrorists -The "emergency stimulus" that mainly won't start until 2010 I didn't even have to mention his ears or his clothes, which his worshipers sometimes poke fun at to pretend they're not just rolling over and grabbing their ankles for him. Posted on 1/24/2009 2:49:19 PM
To add to Simpsonsfan's comment: How about the 4 billion of the stimulus package that was supposed to be going to "commnity organization" groups in Chicago, one of which is ACORN, the voter-fraud group he supposedly had little to nothing to do with? $4 BILLION for community organization activities. Government money for communi(s)ty organizations; whatever happened to Tag Day? Have a freakin' bake sale outside a Wal-Mart, fer cryin' out loud!
Well there is the fact that recently the guy tried to go through a window thinking it was a door. Shades of the Far Side cartoon "School for the Gifted". Really there are lots of things to make of him about. I'm sure he will gives us plenty of ammunition for the nest four years. Political comedy does not stop just because we elected a half-black guy president.
Well, you could make fun of his ears...and how he rarely ever gets mad. But hey, he's got four years, the comedians will come around. Why does anyone care?
Mainstream media bias is one thing, but when comedy sites can't think of anything to make fun of about a new president, we have a serious problem. I'll even give you some hints: -The swooning media coverage of him -Rick Warren and the gay bishop at his inauguration -The way he's closing Gitmo without a plan for where to put the terrorists -The "emergency stimulus" that mainly won't start until 2010 I didn't even have to mention his ears or his clothes, which his worshipers sometimes poke fun at to pretend they're not just rolling over and grabbing their ankles for him.
Topless girls jump from airplane... Woohoo, pert nips! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8e71e69f4b3e36627fce
Man. I could watch that 'ya fuckin nerd' part over and over until the end of time.
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