Creepiest Double Date Ever

Another win for Swaim.

11/05/2009 02:08:00 PM

daisyvilla

"You want a baby? I'll get you a baby!" Brilliant.

09/11/2009 08:30:00 PM

RDean

"I haven't gotten my roll yet!" Love it :D

07/19/2009 02:37:00 AM

Kindahuge

He has the same phone as me!

07/07/2009 09:37:00 PM

melissag1921

Swaim ftw

07/01/2009 03:25:00 PM

cchaos

There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

06/25/2009 01:17:00 PM

Elisabeth09

hahaha.

06/01/2009 08:30:00 AM

korilian

I had to revise: "You want a baby, I'll get you a baby." Fucking hilarious.

04/29/2009 03:12:00 AM

tastyfart

"Moms, sometimes you gotta just cut the chord." The hand motion+the facial expression= priceless.

04/29/2009 03:04:00 AM

tastyfart

Hey, I'm also a purveyor of ropes and sacks. TAM, my favorite.

04/27/2009 03:29:00 PM

Lorzor

damn that chick is soooooooooooooooo hot! what's her name? "I'll get you a baby!"

04/10/2009 01:56:00 PM

ronballs

Keep up the good work

04/08/2009 04:08:00 PM

CommonSensei

lollage

03/01/2009 05:15:00 AM

MiLDracuLA

Finally, I feel better about having a Junk. I mean Juke.

02/12/2009 10:40:00 AM

Lahlem

hahah i loved how swaim said it was mom was on the phone.

02/11/2009 01:18:00 PM

ouchlolz

I had to register just to say how awesome this clip is. 5/5. Really funny.

02/06/2009 05:25:00 PM

CPerfringens

That chick IS hot. Insanely hot. Swaim you hilarious bastard.

01/27/2009 06:18:00 PM

BrundleFly

today, THIS was not funny

01/23/2009 08:54:00 PM

Ivan

Oh, the Every breath you take ringtone. Awesome.

01/22/2009 02:59:00 PM

Coigreach

Jesus Swaim, you are one creepy motherfucker. Awesome though. Also, man that chick playing Swaims wife is hot.

01/22/2009 02:45:00 PM

Coigreach

i dont expect anything less from swaim......

01/21/2009 05:29:00 PM

Xcaliba1452

Hahaha "I don't even KNOW who YOU are..." Great job as always.

01/21/2009 04:19:00 PM

frameses

Damn good, TAM. I seriously almost burst something trying not to laugh at work...

01/21/2009 11:10:00 AM

Chojinra

haha that suckz lol

01/21/2009 10:49:00 AM

terrelle

The best T.A.M. clip ever!^^ the woman at 1:20 looks pretty ;-) BTW: It's kinda the evil version of Mr. and Ms. Smith

01/20/2009 01:00:00 PM

cl0wnzee

Cracked on television! This > most network programming :3

01/20/2009 05:59:00 AM

Alexicon

goot776, your lack of a sense of humor is reflected by the fact that you like family guy (then again, so does my best friend). this clip is fucking hilarious. (BTW: long live south park! down with family guy!)

01/19/2009 04:54:00 AM

Imaloser

I tend to consider Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie crimes against humanity regardless of the TAM's contracts.

01/19/2009 12:19:00 AM

mj89

The fact that TAM doesn't have a movie deal but movies like Meet The Spartans and Diaster movie get made should be considered a crime against humanity.

01/18/2009 11:28:00 PM

asianpork

OH MY GOD, the neighbor husband is sexy. I need to know who he is.

01/18/2009 06:54:00 PM

8bitch

hmm...I don't even know who you are.

01/18/2009 04:52:00 PM

Slightly_sane

I enjoyed this funny enjoyable clip.

01/18/2009 12:35:00 PM

raja613

The 5 Most Ill-Advised D a ting Sites on the Web ---- Perhaps you've heard of ____TallMingle.COM___ ?

01/18/2009 09:42:00 AM

diaochan

Hey, it's her from the Clitter video. The Clitter video was the first thing I ever saw on Cracked, and I've been a devoted fan ever since. You should totally put her in all the Those Aren't Muskets videos.

01/17/2009 03:34:00 PM

Pedgerow

Good old Cracked stuff; here are more funny stuffs, videos of ppl not working in their office and messing around! The Best of Hardly Working http://www.tv1.com/playlists/126

01/17/2009 12:17:00 PM

sky_slasher

YEAH, about fucking time i see a funny video. Those net_work or something things suck ass. I've forgotten what it was like to actually laugh at a funny video on the internet. "..and they'll never find the body, they'll know what that means"

01/17/2009 02:07:00 AM

Alezul

Very funny. And you know how certain people turn you on even when they're not trying to exude any overt sex appeal? I would love to give brain to the guy in the red shirt. Not even kidding.

01/16/2009 09:57:00 PM

8bitch

Oh this one was great! I'm probably not supposed to laugh that loud at work..

01/16/2009 01:54:00 PM

adunski

Are you people serious? God this thing dragged. Good try though. Next time post some Family Guy clips.

01/16/2009 12:36:00 PM

goot776

Just saw this topic: The 5 Most Ill-Advised Dating Sites on the Web: " Perhaps you've heard of ____Tallmingle.com ? " Funny ....Seems Tallmingle.com is back now .....

01/16/2009 09:14:00 AM

tallbbw

I love good antisocial comedy like this.

01/16/2009 08:29:00 AM

matt_t_r

How the hell was that a double date? That is more like dinner at a friends house. Oh sorry, I am nitpicking. I just got so tired of that one guy trying to dominate every scene with his rambling, that my mind wandered.

01/16/2009 07:32:00 AM

ClubPen15

"I'll get you a baby." AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

01/16/2009 06:12:00 AM

Tartra

Ahahahaha: Laughed my ass off :D

01/16/2009 01:26:00 AM

Emode

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL SWAIM!

01/16/2009 12:48:00 AM

FearTheHobbits

you kind of look like David Mitchell (ie:younger and thinner and with proper teeth)

01/15/2009 10:08:00 PM

Kumiho

Laughed from start to finish, 5 out of 5!!

01/15/2009 09:55:00 PM

Kills4Dethklok

I think I shat a voice box from laughing

01/15/2009 09:46:00 PM

Boxvan

Fantastic. "We can get that weather stripping we wanted" Ha! Great.

01/15/2009 08:32:00 PM

compl3x

Good stuff. The bit right at the end was brilliant. :-)

01/15/2009 07:20:00 PM

Wallsy

Spectacular.

01/15/2009 07:12:00 PM

Tree

outstanding

01/15/2009 06:44:00 PM

Penis_Lightning

brilliant

01/15/2009 04:53:00 PM

juicymale

Oh Swaim, you slay me. Now caugh up the $5 mil or the bitch gets it.

01/15/2009 04:07:00 PM

TheMadFiddler

That is sexy. :D

01/15/2009 04:05:00 PM

maudlindoll

I was expecting some sort of silly ending where it was a dog or a couch or something lame like that. But it really was a kid! I am satisfied. Good work.

01/15/2009 03:46:00 PM

VengeVega

I want a dinner roll now. Also, I'm sure it's been said, but the choice of the ringtone was brilliant.

01/15/2009 03:15:00 PM

Res_Ipsa

That was so good!

01/15/2009 03:14:00 PM

GenericHuman

Was that the "Every Breath you Take" ringtone? For the love of God, please tell me where I can get that muzac version!!!! Love the last line-'Hmh? I don't even know who you are..." Deliveries and timing were spot on! well done, TAM.

01/15/2009 03:09:00 PM

bydonn

And they all lived happily ever after.

01/15/2009 02:29:00 PM

ComfortablyNumb

swaim loves showin off his juke

01/15/2009 02:03:00 PM

diposablechild

Swaim, for the love of God man, would you and your friends stop being so talented and amusing. You're making us all look pretty bad over here.

01/15/2009 01:55:00 PM

AlexH

(linkback) Funny or Lame? Creepiest Double Date Ever [VOTE] - http://www.thriveorfail.com/e56e4

01/15/2009 01:42:00 PM

kapauldo

daaamn, swaim can really deliver, he's got a good eye for smaller details that really adds to the skit.

01/15/2009 01:01:00 PM

gammyganja

Swaim has the funniest facial expressions ever! Also, love the suspenders.

01/15/2009 12:52:00 PM

StardustMelody

Vintage Swaim... and what a beautiful ending!

01/15/2009 12:37:00 PM

JStanshall

That was hilarious.

01/15/2009 12:36:00 PM

Caden

I meant to say IT reminded me of the good SNL. Yes, the one with Steve Martin and Cristopher Walken.

01/15/2009 12:18:00 PM

ludovicopaleto

I reminded me of the good SNL, the one with Phil Hartman and Bill Murray. It was hilarious. Bravo.

01/15/2009 12:17:00 PM

ludovicopaleto

I love the women of TAM. So hot, and.. wait for it... funny.

01/15/2009 12:17:00 PM

Mr.Ogynist

Although I wouldn't exactly call this a double date, it was very funny. Stuff like this is the reason I never make friends with any of my neighbours.

01/15/2009 11:41:00 AM

purplestar

HAHAHAHAHA 2.20-2.25, best facial expression ever.

01/15/2009 11:27:00 AM

PitScorpion

man, Swaim, you have the perfect annoyed face.

01/15/2009 11:14:00 AM

jamasian_man

Haha. Great.

01/15/2009 11:11:00 AM

drake

Brilliant as usual!

01/15/2009 10:44:00 AM

Viergacht

Is there a reason i keep getting forwarded to DEXKNOWS.COM on just about every damn article or video? it's awful.

01/15/2009 10:41:00 AM

thirdoptical

I've seen alot of TAMs videos and this is by far my favorite. Best ever. The women in this one were hilarious and awesome. More please. This could only have been better if at the end she ripped your shirt off and you shouted my name...

01/15/2009 10:35:00 AM

greengoddess

I wonder what that was about D:

01/15/2009 10:15:00 AM

Raijn

Oh man, just realized that his cell phone ring is like the elevator music version of "Every step you take." That's the icing on the cake. Sweet, delicious Swaim made icing.

01/15/2009 10:13:00 AM

Ryuinz

Swaim is a great actor.

01/15/2009 10:12:00 AM

theg-ram

Holy crap that was fantastic. Swaim, I now officially have a crush on you. The Police ringtone was super awesome.

01/15/2009 10:12:00 AM

Sara_no_h

Dude that was fuckin hysterical... I'm not even sure why youre so funny

01/15/2009 10:04:00 AM

chillage

I'd love to see that dark haired chick naked.

01/15/2009 10:03:00 AM

eaststand

Awesomeness.

01/15/2009 09:58:00 AM

staker2

ahahhah, love it

01/15/2009 09:48:00 AM

Mynners

Everything Swaim touches turns to gold. Good man.

01/15/2009 09:47:00 AM

mothbro

LMAO Swaim that was AWESOME. The girl playing your wife was great too!

01/15/2009 09:36:00 AM

tank

hehehe very funny :D

01/15/2009 09:10:00 AM

JokersSqueeze

too funny swain.

01/15/2009 08:46:00 AM

AceJustice

"And you call her Mr. MacElroy?" "Sometimes." Hahaha *high five*

01/15/2009 08:03:00 AM

Bonegina

HI-larious

01/15/2009 07:58:00 AM

Plaidrabbit

Gah! Swaim! I love ya. And brilliant performance as usual. I like the female neighbour holding out a table knife and the other guy just taking it away. XD

01/15/2009 07:55:00 AM

TeninaT

Haha, Swaim I have to agree, you make some good videos.

01/15/2009 07:53:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

God damned brilliant!

01/15/2009 07:45:00 AM

ParalSilth

is that the google girl?

01/15/2009 07:38:00 AM

anony

Haha! Swaim, you are fucking awesome. "Oh- if someone calls for me tell them it's too late and they'll never find the body. They'll know what you mean!" LOL.

01/15/2009 07:33:00 AM

POLLY

HAHAHA, Swaimy I love ya again! Keep it up!

01/15/2009 07:31:00 AM