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Creepiest Double Date Ever

Double dates can be awkward. Also, terrifying.

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  1. plooperdooper

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    I want a voice box.

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  2. TGIkaty

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    Thats gotta be Swaims real wife....

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  3. DerrickMcElroy

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    Did he say 'Old Man McElroy'? How does he know the name of my grandfather?

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  4. sixela

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    Is it just me, or does Swain's character come off like Jason Bateman's character in American Psycho? He certainly can play a creeper so well that this sketch still haunts me a little every time Swaim is in any other video. Well done, sir. Bravo!

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    1. DerrickMcElroy

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      I thought the lady playing his wife is just as hilarious playing off of him

  5. RaneInfernum

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    Am I just stupid or is that a pot plant in the hallway at the beginning?

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    1. kokana

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      No it wasn't but I thought the exact same thing when I watched this

  6. hipdoof

    • +1

    That was DOB on the phone!

    And seriously people, stop saying how hot the people in the vids are. It just reminds me I'm on a site with a bunch of 15-year-olds.

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  7. Powerphail

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    Swaim, I get moist whenever I see you. I'm a man and have yet to figure out what this means.

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  8. HaileyHenz

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    The simple brilliance - his ringtone is "Every Breath You Take."

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  9. F22rapter2468

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    swaim, you're an all-purpose android... From Batman, to time-travelling pedophiles, to this...

    *golf clap*

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  10. BarProphet

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    The Every Breath You Take ringtone was a wonderful detail =D

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  11. voodoo_viking

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    this was sweet

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  12. JosephGarcia

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    OMG, I call my mom Mr.Mcelroy too!

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    1. Drun

      • 0

      Join the club!

  13. daisyvilla

    • 0

    Another win for Swaim.

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  14. RDean

    • +2

    "You want a baby? I'll get you a baby!" Brilliant.

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  15. Kindahuge

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    "I haven't gotten my roll yet!" Love it :D

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  16. melissag1921

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    He has the same phone as me!

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  17. cchaos

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    Swaim ftw

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  18. Elisabeth09

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    There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
    about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

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  19. korilian

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    hahaha.

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  20. tastyfart

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    I had to revise: "You want a baby, I'll get you a baby." Fucking hilarious.

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