I Hate Nature: The African Wilderness Is A Dick

Gold. Pure gold. I love this one.

08/16/2009 08:03:00 AM

Xanpony

althought i have to agree u dont sound like attenborough but still soooo funny

07/30/2009 06:28:00 AM

livvie

lol so funny one of the best videos!!!! i cant belive it only got 40-something digg its!!!!

07/30/2009 06:27:00 AM

livvie

You can't do any English accent, let alone Attenborough...

06/04/2009 05:15:00 AM

DHeadshot

Arguably the best video on this site, although Swaim's evil tech support and double date are damn close. And I'm sure it's been mentioned, but wtf is up with all these dipshits posting dating sites with their comments? Are dating sites the new "world's greatest vitamin!" scam?

04/29/2009 04:40:00 AM

Cuntboy

Oh man, I laughed though the whole thing! So good, keep it up!

01/08/2009 06:18:00 PM

GenericHuman

This was actually funny. Much better than your stupid Mr. Clean thing.

01/07/2009 07:16:00 PM

Tartra

a few bits made me chuckle, but it was a bit of a poor attenborough impression

12/24/2008 05:26:00 PM

MightyMike

What the hell?

12/23/2008 03:45:00 PM

iamawesome

lol

12/23/2008 03:24:00 PM

gamerelite1

Was that wasn't funny in the slightest. Olde English suck

12/23/2008 11:09:00 AM

Wally

that was funny as hell.

12/23/2008 10:15:00 AM

diposablechild

@ Ley So, you're going to bash the video because the guy didn't fly to Africa to do his own filming for a three minute video? You, sir, are a gigantic fucking tool.

12/23/2008 12:01:00 AM

MtyMrtnMdgt

i loved the 'planet earth' shows, but this was fucking hilarious!

12/20/2008 10:54:00 PM

glaceau

I think I just peed my pants....

12/19/2008 01:43:00 AM

PinkSink

man that was fucking CLASS! some extreme lulz where had, and i still can't stop lughing. "Unfortunatly, i put my money on the one Gazzell, stupid enough run towards the flames" lol

12/18/2008 01:21:00 PM

Archaon6044

it wasn't that great "ohh No you didnt!"

12/18/2008 08:41:00 AM

Ice9

And his children were calling me papa

12/17/2008 04:03:00 PM

Huntzie

I heard the news earlier at ___R i c h R o m a n c e s. C O M___@@@ , where celebrities, pro athletes and wealthy singles mingle. Many wealthy people are talking about it there.

12/17/2008 01:58:00 AM

oscarfeng

Brilliant. :D

12/17/2008 01:22:00 AM

Darkmage

Bullshit! If that was really Africa then where were all the black people?

12/16/2008 10:57:00 PM

Wally

I meant to say Ley

12/16/2008 10:39:00 PM

D_Mars

Lay is bitching because this guy didn't go to africa and film his on stuff, umm that would fucking be retarded to do for slightly less then 3 minutes of comedy

12/16/2008 10:39:00 PM

D_Mars

that was awesome, looking forward to I hate nature 3!

12/16/2008 08:43:00 PM

excedium

I heartily approve.

12/16/2008 05:38:00 PM

j mcfarl3

Jerms-ha ha ha, speeling.... Graet vid. But was the camera guys wife hot?

12/16/2008 03:11:00 PM

kez2j

"This extremely racist bird..." Hahahahahaha!

12/16/2008 01:52:00 PM

POLLY

That we will, RedCricket, that we will. Great video.

12/16/2008 01:41:00 PM

Firecrotch

Animals are such a-holes.

12/16/2008 12:27:00 PM

dingobully

meh. Try again, this was only passably funny. But to be fair, it was still funnier than any shit I could come up with.

12/16/2008 11:02:00 AM

321liftoff

btw this was some funny shit.

12/16/2008 08:08:00 AM

RedCricket

One day the Irish will rule the world...Yes..we..will

12/16/2008 08:07:00 AM

RedCricket

This is a dangerous way to try and be comediac. It only works if you are really funny, and this was not. Mostly it just made me want to watch nature shows because they are so cool. Obviously he did none of his own filming either, lack of effort = lack of acceptance.

12/16/2008 07:39:00 AM

Ley

That was pretty damned funny, I must say!

12/16/2008 05:47:00 AM

fragg

Very meh, some funny parts i must say but nothing special. And the whole Irish part was just pathetic

12/16/2008 03:47:00 AM

Mynners

Well played old boy, well played. Fan-fucking-tastic.

12/16/2008 02:07:00 AM

ExquisitExamplE

Brill. You lost the accent a fair few times though. "More so than the fire, it's the dramatic music that makes the gazelles run." made me lol so hard.

12/16/2008 01:59:00 AM

gormster

SOOOO not funny. God dammit, Cracked. Knock it off.

12/16/2008 01:31:00 AM

YostfaceKillah

Couldn't even watch the whole thing. Incredibly lame. The only joke seems to be "What if David Attenborough hated nature." and you pretty much covered that in the title.

12/16/2008 01:17:00 AM

Wallsy

Excellent. Simply excellent.

12/15/2008 10:48:00 PM

BornToPolka

I lol'd so hard.

12/15/2008 09:52:00 PM

jakama

bird holocaust-ftw

12/15/2008 09:44:00 PM

Kills4Dethklok

@dystopic That may be true but in Europe it's the Germans that are hated most then the English. Everyone loves the Irish. I've an Irish friend and whenever we've travelled abroad every one is like "OMG YOUR IRISH!!! COOOL!" to him. The don't fucking say that to me when I tell them I'm English @tkpbpbpbp I'm English. Britain are old school tyrants. You guys took over from us

12/15/2008 05:16:00 PM

tooove

Loved it.

12/15/2008 05:08:00 PM

trashcan7

Now I want to see the American version narrated by Sigourney Weaver. I have to admit, "Oh no you di'int" was kinda funny coming from a faux-Englishman.

12/15/2008 05:01:00 PM

Blackrifice

i thought it was good... am i gay? probably...

12/15/2008 04:42:00 PM

Ivan the Russian

'it's not my thing but this other shithead thinks it's hilarious' 'all inclusive bird holocaust' only really funny lines in their, the rest was a mehfest, and i didn't like the attenbourough (Speeling?) thing, seriously Sir David is awesome to the extreme

12/15/2008 04:05:00 PM

Jerms

Holy fuck, Cracked and Olde English are my two favorite sites. Personally, I prefer the first episode of I Hate Nature

12/15/2008 03:59:00 PM

Leon Botstein

"This is lame. I know it's supposed to be funny but it subtly paints the English as tyrants. It's embedded in the American psyche that the Brits are bad because of the American revolution. That's why you'll see villains in classic American action movies with an English accent. oh well I guess some of our leaders in the past were cunts but leave david attenborough alone, he's awesome." Where the fuck in America do you live that people think Brits are "tyrants". I always thought it was other countries that see us Americans as assholes... lol

12/15/2008 03:44:00 PM

tkpbpbpbp

@tooove, it's not just the English, but Europeans in general.

12/15/2008 03:23:00 PM

dystopic

This is lame. I know it's supposed to be funny but it subtly paints the English as tyrants. It's embedded in the American psyche that the Brits are bad because of the American revolution. That's why you'll see villains in classic American action movies with an English accent. oh well I guess some of our leaders in the past were cunts but leave david attenborough alone, he's awesome.

12/15/2008 03:19:00 PM

tooove

This is so stupid. the same stupid tone through the whole piece -.-

12/15/2008 03:13:00 PM

mindmatter

This video is funny...if you're retarded. Seriously I didn't laugh once, total mehfest!

12/15/2008 02:48:00 PM

Wally

I Know Ill Prob Get Hated On For This But I Didnt Think It Was Funny. I Actually Thought It Was Terrible.. Mayb Cause I'm Irish...

12/15/2008 02:42:00 PM

-Rob-

Great stuff, it keeps picking up pace towards the end!

12/15/2008 02:39:00 PM

Rrinman

Really Funny!! But work on your accent!! The "Racist Bird" was hilarious!

12/15/2008 02:36:00 PM

griffmanr

"...and his children were calling me PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" LOL

12/15/2008 02:28:00 PM

tank

very, very funny

12/15/2008 02:12:00 PM

CCMauricio

Olde English fcking rules!

12/15/2008 01:59:00 PM

Flying Deer

Oh no she didn't!

12/15/2008 12:47:00 PM

TipsyMcStagger

Dis shit be all racests as hell! Why all yall crackas be hatin on da Arficans like dat? Yall gonna be sorry now dat Brack Ombaba done got electred! Yall gonna be hangin from a damn tree!

12/15/2008 12:41:00 PM

ShaKaeyLireh

terrible accent, awesome video

12/15/2008 12:22:00 PM

justinfrost

Freakin' sweet

12/15/2008 12:09:00 PM

Zagadka

Oh no, it's an extremely racist bird! Hillarious.

12/15/2008 12:01:00 PM

Catsnstuff

After I clicked on Post Comment just now, the video started playing again. So you know what I did? I watched that fucker again. Hell yeah.

12/15/2008 11:47:00 AM

Pedgerow

If you guys ever need somebody to provide you with infinite free money and beer, I'm willing to be that guy.

12/15/2008 11:43:00 AM

Pedgerow

put on olde English gym class its so funny

12/15/2008 11:35:00 AM

mcrsux23

that was so fucking funny

12/15/2008 11:34:00 AM

Laurara

Been a long time since we've had a truly awesome video on cracked.

12/15/2008 11:32:00 AM

gamerelite1

I was ready to hate this in the first few seconds, but man, that was the funniest shit I've seen in a hwile.

12/15/2008 10:52:00 AM

mrpopenfresh

absolutely hilarious! david atingbotough is awesome :)

12/15/2008 10:40:00 AM

popeth

because, Rillion, that nerd in the back of your biology class is cooler than you'll ever be.

12/15/2008 10:01:00 AM

Hero

Of all Olde English videos that could be featured, why choose this one? It sounds like some dork in the back of biology class during Video Day.

12/15/2008 09:54:00 AM

Rillion

I dunno, I heard it was actually pretty cool over there. jess www.privacy.es.tc

12/15/2008 08:40:00 AM

AbleBobby

I laughed so hard at the "Oh no you di-n't

12/15/2008 08:17:00 AM

Darimaeus

GOOD!

12/15/2008 08:02:00 AM

wyok

LOLZ.

12/15/2008 07:42:00 AM

Plaidrabbit

I've already seen this, but it never gets old. Love it!

12/15/2008 07:40:00 AM

Lyonkyng

mmmno, attenborough's a champ and this could've been way better.

12/15/2008 07:31:00 AM

jjmmtt

great video, thumbs up !

12/15/2008 07:21:00 AM

BadKarma

good shit

12/15/2008 07:11:00 AM

janos

LAF'T

12/15/2008 07:07:00 AM

puka

Bird of paradise section was a gem.

12/15/2008 06:52:00 AM

Clara

Funny as hell.

12/15/2008 06:46:00 AM

Siebenstein

this was shit, shit like your face

12/15/2008 06:28:00 AM

Roy-Drage

the irish do breed a lot.

12/15/2008 06:22:00 AM

fritz316

Hum... Pretty lame and not funny really...

12/15/2008 06:21:00 AM

gekidami

The video was just ok until the bird part.

12/15/2008 05:54:00 AM

Distractedone

Hmm the video is not working for me

12/15/2008 05:42:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

"Ohnoshedidn't!"

12/15/2008 05:19:00 AM

Sublex

First!

12/15/2008 05:17:00 AM

tafferboy21