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  1. me25

    • +2

    My system: Watch a video. Miss the the automatic countdown. Go back to the video I was watching so that I can find the link to the video I had already decided I want to watch. Complain about it in the comments. Rinse and repeat.

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  2. FugFugFug

    • +1

    glad to see that cracked and cracked readers are into incest pornography

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  3. J242

    • 0

    Wow, using the old Star Trek Experience from the Las Vegas Hilton as your backdrop? Kind of cool, but kind of lame at the same time.

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  4. Sev Squad

    • 0

    wait? at 1:16, was that DOB?

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    1. SOCOM

      • +3

      Yup. "All the Moves of a ninja, all the motives of a sex offender." Robert Brockway on DOB

  5. youpoz

    • -2

    you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

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  6. BISlover4412

    • 0

    Couldn't tell who was who, but still hilarious!

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  7. YoungBrave

    • 0

    Did DOB really auction off the rights for a tattoo on his dong? Did he get that tattoo? Who won the auction?

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  8. noideawhy

    • +5

    Oh s**t, it appears I am currently attending Penis Business College seeing as that picture is my business school (that's Fisher). I just now realized I can specialize in Phallus Resources and Marketing Penis Management.

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  9. Jpearson

    • 0

    That was great man, I loved it! but seriously, pick a haircut.

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  10. Koala

    • 0

    I just now noticed the picture of DOB at 1:18 nice Swaim, very nice.

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  11. granny69

    • +1

    single women against insane murderers :)

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  12. DipSpaceChicken

    • 0

    ahaha That makes two of us lonemoose34! Keep it up Swaim!

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    • 0

    swaim rules (the land with an iron fist)

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    1. Necroskull

      • 0

      It's more like aluminum.With a fleshy exterior.
      ...
      FEAR THE NAME OF MICHAEL SWAIM!

  14. pattrick

    • 0

    lmaooo another great video from SWAIM

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  15. lonemoose34

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    holy shit!! i have that porn clip. it's one of my fall backs.
    also, a few years ago i found an ebay ad for a guy who would fly out to your house, have you provide room and board, and then punch you in the face.

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  16. Major-Pedro

    • +1

    I lol'd so hard a trickle of blood ran out of my nose. Then I woke up like an hour later with all these weird symbols carved into my arm.
    And there was this head in my fridge.

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  17. MatthiasJames

    • +1

    I would guess 25 to 26 different speeds

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  18. Elisabeth09

    • -1

    There is a legit site (syphtr) that tells directors/reps
    about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

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  19. MikeLiterous

    • 0

    haha

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  20. jer676

    • 0

    Thanks now I have to kill the next dread wearing beatboxer I see and god forbid he say the words footlocker.

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