The Last Ever Hate by Numbers?

Frankenslut - you just got owned.

08/01/2009 10:58:00 AM

RaistliniltsiaR

There is a legit site (syphtr.com) that tells directors/reps about "unknown" actors - decent move for us who are still struggling, just FYI.

07/13/2009 11:57:00 AM

Elisabeth09

you got your ass kicked by more modern and up to date shoes didnt you. still was fun

05/14/2009 11:44:00 PM

mark93

HBN was a good effort, but just didnt have the spark, like Dreamworks competeing with Disney, big stars, great technology, just NO magic. and HBN repeats material, cut and paste style, so what we see now is comedy Drwinism, survival of the fittest, Also Morphine may not be the BEST intro theme music for weekley,pop-culture referencing sketch-clip vids, they are TOO cool for that, use some short quick retro pop shit...thats what works, good luck Glad stone, maybe someone will pick you up, C

04/05/2009 12:07:00 PM

FRANKENSLUT

My friend told a me a hot dating place & ..seekbi.com& ..where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire or hot girl ,supermodels and so on.First i can t believe,then i sign up there. i really got many friends including celebrities.it s so exciting.Happy life is up to U!!!!^^

04/03/2009 01:58:00 AM

fulllovegirl

Ok if gladstone leaves i will be sad.... he did such good jokes

03/30/2009 06:39:00 PM

Hardman

Whats up with his site? If its a joke i dont get it.

02/06/2009 03:05:00 AM

Solipsistic_cat

Oh how i love you. I dont know what im going to do while at work now. Sitting and actually working for 9 hours just isn't an option. Don't stay gone forever.

12/23/2008 03:59:00 PM

mystik

we love you Gladstone!!!!!!!!!!!

12/16/2008 07:10:00 PM

dushanbe4

Good work.

12/12/2008 07:46:00 AM

CharminUltra

Great Show!

12/09/2008 09:48:00 PM

Fuhrernick

:D finally the song!

12/08/2008 03:08:00 PM

Huntzie

Now it is time to sit and pray for a swift return.

12/06/2008 09:25:00 AM

Skooba

Hate by numbers was awsome thanks dude for the good times

12/02/2008 10:15:00 PM

AkaP*

i am just misunderstood.

12/02/2008 12:03:00 AM

jin

is that "chessy the body ventura"?

11/30/2008 04:25:00 PM

Frankenstud

chessy?

11/29/2008 02:06:00 PM

G-Stone

hahaa you are chessy. I LOVE YOU TOO COME BACK SOON. ugh that felt weird.

11/27/2008 06:37:00 AM

jin

why are you leaving?! :( i was waiting for your two twilight vids of yours. :(( noo come back soon. dont mind the whinersssssssss!

11/27/2008 05:58:00 AM

jin

btw, i LOVE this song now

11/27/2008 02:20:00 AM

AussieChick

i loved this.it's to bad that your leaving, but at least you left on a high, and hopefully you'll come back soon

11/27/2008 02:20:00 AM

AussieChick

well Gladstone, you had a great run, hope to see you again sometime. that's all. for now.

11/26/2008 07:24:00 PM

Gregoclock

That guy is funny. I regret not finding out about this sooner. Good friggin' stuff.

11/26/2008 02:15:00 PM

Dr.Pepper

AWWWWW MAAAAN!!!! plz dont cancel it forevur....i neva really realized how much HBN ment to me until it ws gone.....yea i gots way too much spare time.im only 11.

11/26/2008 07:47:00 AM

omgukilledkenny

want to [i]really[/i] save marriages? encourage swinging....

11/25/2008 11:20:00 PM

Dondadon

I hope that was it. You take yourself way too seriously, but not seriously enough for it to be funny. I guess it's far too late for advice. Sucked in.

11/25/2008 10:15:00 PM

Nazarite

Gladstone....... awwww....... I will miss you :)

11/25/2008 09:56:00 PM

thalliadruid

Oh, Gladstone. These 6 months couldn't have gone by quicker. Although I never commented, your videos inspired me to make weekly rants of my own on my blog. For that, I thank you, and wish you the best, and I also hope you come back.

11/25/2008 09:36:00 PM

Happygravestone

We'll all miss you Gladstone Come back soon

11/25/2008 07:56:00 PM

ConvenientTruth

I LOVE YOU TOO GLADSTONE

11/25/2008 07:27:00 PM

PeakJ

Oh, forgot, I would totally do that bitch for seven days. You know, as long as she shuts the hell up and fixes her hair to not look like Simon Le Bon.

11/25/2008 05:47:00 PM

TipsyMcStagger

Oh Gladstone, I am proud to be your friend on Facebook. I am drinking to you right now, bottle of Red Zin. It's okay. Not really a fan, first time with it. Anyway, I watched each and every week and didn't have negative things to say; which I think doesn't make me a douchebag. I am douche for other reasons. Let's hug.

11/25/2008 05:45:00 PM

TipsyMcStagger

Bye Gladstone, you will be missed.

11/25/2008 04:00:00 PM

Jazzy

I only found H.B.N. when there were 5 episodes left sure is strange and short. But always worth a look and a laugh.

11/25/2008 12:48:00 PM

G.I.Joel

It proves the old adage: if you love something, set it free and if it comes back, then it really loves you. So thanks for not loving us Gladstone.

11/25/2008 12:40:00 PM

DannyGallagher

Truth is a defense to libel, lounsey. deal with it.

11/25/2008 11:49:00 AM

G-Stone

Hope to see you again Gladstone. Thanks:)

11/25/2008 11:02:00 AM

purplestar

@ Josie I'm not a fan. I don't even like him. Plus he said I have chlamidia...which is *so* not cool.

11/25/2008 10:53:00 AM

lounsey

Ah Gladstone, it can't have been six months already. I remember the first time this show started and since then it's been my window on the strange world of american news shows (England's aren't normal either to be honest). Now what am I going to do for the next six months? S.W.A.I.M? It won't be as satisfying. No way.

11/25/2008 10:45:00 AM

Hyperinsomniax

Good times and great work, gladstone. i do believe cracked.com just got a little less awesome now.

11/25/2008 10:31:00 AM

liamdapyro

dwmjedi, you're not serious, are you? Because hbn was every monday, so... Hope you'll have your name printed on the cover of a book soon, Gladstone!

11/25/2008 10:20:00 AM

soapoprah

gladstone, i will miss you dearly... your one of the reasons that i come to cracked.com everyday

11/25/2008 08:54:00 AM

dwmjedi

@ deaved_wrath: fuck you. Since I *am* gay I can write my Gladdy all the "gay 'I miss you' comments" I want. PISS OFF.

11/25/2008 08:26:00 AM

tank

Have fun in whatever you decide to do next and good luck.

11/25/2008 08:21:00 AM

Tobias

Hey Gladstone, Just wanted to say thanks for entertaining me, when I was bored at work. HBN always made the shitty office coffee go down a bit easier. All the best, man.

11/25/2008 07:20:00 AM

pynal

This show definitely grew on me. Awesome stuff. We'll be watching for what you're doing in the future.

11/25/2008 07:16:00 AM

CatJumpJohn

thanks for all the laughs that made my open-office colleagues uncomfortable and/or worried. we'll miss you!

11/25/2008 06:00:00 AM

seabass_ch

ive just registered to say good luck to mr. gladstone on whatever it is he's going to do.

11/25/2008 05:51:00 AM

anony

HBN rocked me in ways I cannot describe. Thank you for the laughs.

11/25/2008 05:25:00 AM

Lord Cownostril

dude, you can't go! come ooon

11/25/2008 04:22:00 AM

Foundation

Awww, too bad. I'm a late comer to the Hate By Numbers, but I did like the ones I've seen so far. You did a great job and hopefully you'll be able to pick this back up or go a different route with something later on. I'll be interested to see what it is. Stay safe :)

11/25/2008 04:00:00 AM

Vohn_Exel

Well then sir Gladstone... After watching each ans every one of your episodes i finnaly decide to register an account here just to say i enjoyed each and every one. Here's the thing, I pretty much do what you do on a daily basis with telivision (i target the disney channel, its much easier to spot plot holes and stupidity..) or just everyday life. That being said, I can really relate to what you are trying to do here. And not all of your episodes are funny in the Laugh out Loud sence but they are clever, witty and... well i dont want to go as far as to say they are "well thought out" but your show has always been my favorite thing on Cracked. I look forwad to more work from you in the future.

11/25/2008 02:06:00 AM

the-K-factor

HBN will be sexily missed

11/25/2008 02:00:00 AM

Miffet

Farewell, Gladstone. You were one of the highlights on cracked.com.

11/25/2008 01:06:00 AM

bloodontheswans

Oh Gladstone...you brought me out of lurking just to say I love HBN and I will miss the hell out if it (and you). I almost had a heart attack when I thought you wouldn't finish with "For now". Come back soon!

11/25/2008 12:37:00 AM

Anzi

*Cheers for the last HBN, expresses fond hopes for Gladstone's future, and then wanders off to weep quietly in a corner*

11/25/2008 12:26:00 AM

Dierdre

I only just realised he was in a bar... for some reason I thought he was sitting in front of a stage.

11/25/2008 12:17:00 AM

DCFGS3

Well done, Gladstone. Well done. HBN will be greatly missed.

11/25/2008 12:06:00 AM

Genkai

This guy is so classy.

11/24/2008 11:51:00 PM

CrneckJ

good job gladstone. theyll appreciate you when youre gone.

11/24/2008 11:30:00 PM

jethro1863

Wow...not too sure how much I liked all the HBNs...some were hilarious, some not...but your final show...I don't want to say I got choked up or anything...but I think I'm definitely going to miss it. Well done on the final show. Thank you.

11/24/2008 11:13:00 PM

kingb408

You shall be missed...

11/24/2008 11:11:00 PM

mike.bishop

First comment I've ever posted anywhere, silently loved HBN for all these episodes, I'm sure there were many others, and will miss Gladstone's incisive commentary on that what should be absolutely proposterous, yet we seem to miss or choose to ignore as we go on with our supercharged lives. A darker Seinfeld in a way, but that's giving Jerry too much credit. This was unique on the web, thanks for the memories friend and see you again soon.

11/24/2008 11:06:00 PM

mikefelix

s. figure out where it goes, thats your homework assignment.

11/24/2008 10:55:00 PM

PitScorpion

if you dont understand it i cant explain it. i love you gladstone, and your so called inside joke made me flip my shit. i miss you already...

11/24/2008 10:54:00 PM

PitScorpion

I loved HBN. It was one of few consistently good things on Cracked, other than David Wong's articles.

11/24/2008 10:09:00 PM

Caspian

That was great. Way to go out on a high note. You've really lived up to the first rule of an entertainer: Always leave them wanting more. You kick ass!

11/24/2008 09:58:00 PM

rto2713

Vaya con Dios, Gladstone...vaya con Dios.

11/24/2008 09:30:00 PM

sendez

Way to go out with a bang, Gladstone. Happy trails.

11/24/2008 09:28:00 PM

SickBoy

"I'm still in the denial stage. This can't be the last HBN. " I'm the same codespyder. I won't accept this until I see the absence of Gladstone next Monday... HBN will be missed. Godspeed Gladstone.

11/24/2008 09:27:00 PM

PsyberKayos

Sad face...

11/24/2008 09:23:00 PM

LlamaLad

Thanks Gladstone, Thanks.

11/24/2008 08:52:00 PM

kawaiirobo

Out of this whole episode, I'd say the ID of the song is the best part. Love to know what the little bits playing in videos are; so aggravating not to. ... the Dracula bit recapped, though, still gets me (damn you, sync!).

11/24/2008 08:50:00 PM

TJF588

Josie: wow your right, must be Gladstones lucky day

11/24/2008 08:00:00 PM

kez2j

kez@j looks alot like lounsey. Frick..there is a theme to your fans.

11/24/2008 07:55:00 PM

josie

Now I'm heartbroken. You are the sweetest eye candy ever. Who am I going to have an unrealistic crush on now? Its all so very sad to see your series go, you rocked my world. Would you reconsider my marriage proposal? You can come live in Australia, by the beach and be my sex slave, ah I mean..... yeah my sex slave, not as bad as sounds. I promise

11/24/2008 07:52:00 PM

kez2j

Again. Everyone is so overcome with emotion, ya'll have forgotten to digg. Apparently it's big in the interweb world. So, if you come back and read the well-wishing, make a small donation and digg it. It's the least we can do for the boy..(besides, I get 10%)

11/24/2008 07:49:00 PM

josie

Now what am I supposed to do on Mondays? HBN will be missed.

11/24/2008 07:46:00 PM

hannn0001

Thanks for the good times, Gladstone.

11/24/2008 07:37:00 PM

daisyvilla

Holy what? My name's Louisa! I choose to pretend you're talking to me, and accept your thanks.

11/24/2008 07:32:00 PM

Candybeans

twilight thing was off the hook i'll miss you

11/24/2008 07:29:00 PM

Megan16

"Will there be more HBN some day? There could be." was the best part. Gives me some hope at least.

11/24/2008 07:28:00 PM

Baldseal

For so long I have remained silent while browsing Cracked. And yet I feel I need to register so I can say that you will be missed. Hate By Numbers has been my favorite part of this place. Thank you for the laughter.

11/24/2008 06:48:00 PM

FuryofSinzy

I'm still in the denial stage. This can't be the last HBN. All the best though, Gladstone. Hope you pick this back up in the future.

11/24/2008 06:30:00 PM

codespyder

loved HBN, really gonna miss ya Gladstone, good luck on your future projects, I'm sure you'll do great!

11/24/2008 06:27:00 PM

ljndeed

Gonna miss ya holmes.

11/24/2008 06:17:00 PM

mr_plow

I loved HBN. Peace out.

11/24/2008 06:10:00 PM

jennined

The vampire clip: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=jDTppebQNO8

11/24/2008 06:01:00 PM

jjmmtt

is it a joke or he is serious :-|

11/24/2008 05:33:00 PM

radagast

My favorite HBN was the dakota fanning in sex and the city. It was classic

11/24/2008 05:24:00 PM

jurisprudence

I normally don't tune in to Cracked for the sweet-n-sentimental stuff, but it was still a nice finishing episode. See ya round.

11/24/2008 05:23:00 PM

Wren

Don't leave Gladstone, I don't want to have to listen to Swaim

11/24/2008 05:22:00 PM

jurisprudence

No! Now what will make me drag my drunk ass out of bed Monday Morning besides the threat of being fired?

11/24/2008 05:21:00 PM

Starman

pencilthief looks remarkably like lounsey.

11/24/2008 05:14:00 PM

josie

I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say I'll miss you Gladstone!

11/24/2008 05:05:00 PM

imapepper01

I never made comments, but I always tuned in and loved HBN. Gonna miss you man. :(

11/24/2008 04:49:00 PM

Ish

Gladstone, I wasn't around when Lex was here, so I couldn't whine about the beginning of HBN. I loved it. Thanks for making one good thing about Tuesdays, I'll miss it.

11/24/2008 04:40:00 PM

Zizon

the vampire thing was beautiful

11/24/2008 04:26:00 PM

whitenerd

Damn. I was a hater in the beginning but you won me over toward the end. Can't say I'm happy to see you go.

11/24/2008 04:24:00 PM

ramenkingroshi

Gladstone, I have to thank you for the time and effort you have put into these videos. They were the whole reason i started coming to this site in the first place. so thanks again, and i wish you luck in your future endeavours. i bid you adieu, good luck, and goodbye... for now.

11/24/2008 04:21:00 PM

Canadianbacon

Oh, Gladstone. GladdyMcGladdyGladstone. did good, fellow :D I'll miss watching you throw rocks at small children. Good luck doing whatever is next!

11/24/2008 04:11:00 PM

Plaidrabbit

Best of luck, Gladstone; you were my first friend on Cracked and I look forward to seeing more of your stuff after you get your head together or whatever it is you're doing during your sabbatical.

11/24/2008 04:10:00 PM

Kalli

You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then to mourn for him? O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason& . Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Gladstone, And I must pause till it come back to me.

11/24/2008 04:09:00 PM

Saul Goode

SmartiePuff: Your poor boobs. How does that happen? Jorw: He had some clips, but there was clearly new content. Watch it again, okay? Gladstone: God bless you, or Allah bless you, or Whatever-The-Hell-Tom-Cruise-Worships bless you. Whatever floats your boat. Good luck at whatever you do next, and thank you for hours of entertainment.

11/24/2008 03:57:00 PM

Firecrotch

Gladstone, more like Badstone. (or Gladhe'sgone) TAKE THAT!

11/24/2008 03:56:00 PM

Bakudai

Too bad this is the end of this show. I will miss tuning in every week.

11/24/2008 03:51:00 PM

bassmanchris

this show was really good, im gona miss it

11/24/2008 03:50:00 PM

metelx

Sad fucking times. Oh well, you had a good run, Gladstone. Be proud and comws,tpwyad.

11/24/2008 03:49:00 PM

Jonathan_Goss

This always made my week. Thank you and good luck! We'll miss you

11/24/2008 03:44:00 PM

pencilthief

I'll miss you, Gladstone. Good luck in whatever you do now.

11/24/2008 03:37:00 PM

Ledouche

@suprah, i wasn't canceled. So the youtube idea...

11/24/2008 03:36:00 PM

G-Stone

I'm going to miss this show. I always found it funny every week! Good luck!

11/24/2008 03:35:00 PM

Stinger503

@Jorw. No?

11/24/2008 03:33:00 PM

G-Stone

My boobs exploded with sadness.

11/24/2008 03:30:00 PM

SmartiePuff

You ended HBN with a clip show?

11/24/2008 03:26:00 PM

Jorw

Gladstone, you should seriously at least post your episodes on youtube

11/24/2008 03:22:00 PM

Suprah

Bye Gladstone. Hope to see you back some time!

11/24/2008 03:16:00 PM

vancha

That really was sad. I'm gonna miss this show so much. Thanks Gladstone.

11/24/2008 03:14:00 PM

mitrihigg

oh well, the end of an era, I started off not too fond but then grew to love it. As a Kafka fan myself I have to ask what exactly is meant by Kafka in Maine?

11/24/2008 03:13:00 PM

CaptainTom

that was pretty epic. "that's all" *lights off* *match lit* "for now" i cried. and listening to more of that song made me sadder. aww ill miss you hbn.

11/24/2008 03:10:00 PM

tentman52

Thanks Gladstone. I really enjoyed Hate By Numbers; I think they got better and better. Now I'm looking up Mophine. The clip reminded me a little of AMC and Mark Lanegan.

11/24/2008 02:57:00 PM

jimbob

Oh well, maybe someday, there will be more HBN. One of the best things that ever came from cracked, however.

11/24/2008 02:56:00 PM

Speedstreamer

wait... did dontbugme3 just insinuate that we had sexual relations? Cause unless he's also MJ89 that's totally untrue!

11/24/2008 02:48:00 PM

lounsey

Chlamidia is like the least sexy disease EVER. Even less sexy than herpes!

11/24/2008 02:46:00 PM

lounsey

I'll miss the show too.

11/24/2008 02:40:00 PM

Impure

I'll miss your show , take care .

11/24/2008 02:25:00 PM

StreetRider

Mr. Gladstone, Cracked will not be the same without you! You must return and continue you great video series!

11/24/2008 02:15:00 PM

Sobes

I'm going to friend request you RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. And I will miss your hate filled show.

11/24/2008 01:59:00 PM

roguehobbit

Seeya, G-Stone. I'll continue to hate what they say on the news just for you, man.

11/24/2008 01:57:00 PM

Blackrifice

i can see a pattern here. the next new cracked show will be trolled upon for the first several episodes and whn its announced that it will end, everyone will beg for it to come back.

11/24/2008 01:55:00 PM

RaisukeUzarachi

I'll miss you. SO MUCH. :( The only reason i'm not crying is because you played the healing rock clip. that made me laugh so hard my mother came upstairs and asked what was wrong.

11/24/2008 01:48:00 PM

Dee

@Gladstone "PS Lounsey has chlamydia." Then I guess I have it too, now.

11/24/2008 01:41:00 PM

dontbugme3

Gladstone, I loved your hate. Good luck, mate.

11/24/2008 01:39:00 PM

kiwiphoenix

Come back soon, Gladstone...

11/24/2008 01:36:00 PM

BillMurder

itr will be missed

11/24/2008 01:34:00 PM

xolta

I'll miss HBN :(

11/24/2008 01:26:00 PM

fr0_mistre55

it's a sad day

11/24/2008 01:11:00 PM

DallozDoppler

"That Vampire/Kansas bit got me in trouble at work when I first saw it. I laughed loud enough to get the boss's attention. No laughing at work." No shit. "If you're having fun then it's not work now, is it? I'm (barely) paying you to be MISRERABLE, goddammit!" is pretty much the company policy / motto around here.

11/24/2008 01:08:00 PM

Jenna_Tullwortz

First the week in douchebaggery and now hate by numbers!!!!! my world is coming to its end!!!

11/24/2008 01:03:00 PM

londonafter

Well as I have said below you will be missed. Something interesting I have noticed. You have 88 comments and there are only maybe 2 of them telling you to go fuck yourself, an all time low. You should have posted a final show everyweek. Or is that whats really going on?

11/24/2008 01:02:00 PM

wilsbadkarma

Goodbye Gladstone, I don't know what I am going to do without HBN, but thanks for all the laughs

11/24/2008 01:00:00 PM

derk11

Man I really hope this guy comes back. I love HbN

11/24/2008 12:58:00 PM

RedBaron

Nothing wrong with goin out on top. Awesome show, I can honestly say I enjoyed every episode. Cheers

11/24/2008 12:53:00 PM

robotlove

That Vampire/Kansas bit got me in trouble at work when I first saw it. I laughed loud enough to get the boss's attention. No laughing at work.

11/24/2008 12:50:00 PM

trilliongrams

It was clever, well written, and didn't rely to heavily on toilet humor. In other words, better than a lot of "humor" videos. Keep on rockin'. -A

11/24/2008 12:36:00 PM

ArthurSpeakman

id rather he end the show then let it get stale but i think it had more life in it

11/24/2008 12:31:00 PM

badmojo

Well Gladstone, Thanks for pulling the rug from beneath our feet and leaving us just like our dads did. But unlike hem remember our doors will always be open to you upon your return...a return (again like our dads)that we will look forward to! Good luck!

11/24/2008 12:28:00 PM

elmickeyman

What's the song at the... Oh, nevermind =P I think every time that question was asked, God killed a kitten

11/24/2008 12:21:00 PM

KnowYourEnemy

you've murdered any hope for an interesting monday.

11/24/2008 12:20:00 PM

Sonicsceam2

Thank you Cthulhu, it is finaly over.

11/24/2008 12:20:00 PM

hlcom30

Must be the saddest day since the week in douchebaggery got cancelled.. goddammit Gladstone I love your work, hope you succeed in whatever the hell made you give up HBN. I also finally figured out what that song is.. Morphine - The night. At least now I have something to remember you by.

11/24/2008 12:13:00 PM

janos

Great sendoff..Mondays will now be boring..Congrats!

11/24/2008 12:00:00 PM

josie

Fantastic, but also very sad. With you and Lex both gone, all the video content on Cracked is going to be outsourced to Those Aren't Muskets (which I don't mind at all), but really, as far as regularly updated video series, in the words of Sinead O'Connor (yes, that's where I'm going with this), "Nothing compares to you(r show)."

11/24/2008 11:46:00 AM

TheGreenSaga

Also what is the song that plays at the end?

11/24/2008 11:46:00 AM

Gregory

Great show. Sorry that your run is over. I hope we see more of you than we did of lex.

11/24/2008 11:43:00 AM

Gregory

Thank you for all your great shows, I loved them. Goodbye...for now ^.^;;;;;;

11/24/2008 11:35:00 AM

BadKarma

Gladstone, you rock!

11/24/2008 11:29:00 AM

mournblade

I'ma miss you white boy. Quality. That about sums it up. (Thanks for the song name too!)

11/24/2008 11:23:00 AM

dnik24

Please, for the laughs hate by numbers gave us, stop writing gay "i miss you" comments.

11/24/2008 11:12:00 AM

deaved_wrath

BTW, I actually did download a bunch of Morphine songs after hearing them first on HBN. They sound pretty good.

11/24/2008 11:11:00 AM

SamLowery

Thanks guys. PS Lounsey has chlamydia.

11/24/2008 11:11:00 AM

G-Stone

Ok, I'm gonna cry now.

11/24/2008 11:09:00 AM

SamLowery

I am really really really really going to miss you Gladstone. I hope that you're successful in all your endeavors. p.s. I also hope you'll hurry back. Thanks for all the great entertainment.

11/24/2008 11:05:00 AM

ZenStorm

Thanks for the laughs and smiles, Gladstone. We'll miss you.

11/24/2008 11:05:00 AM

Yojan

HBN has been a great show, it will be missed. Thanks for all your hard work/hilarity Gladstone, best of luck in the future.

11/24/2008 11:02:00 AM

Procrastibator

We love you too, Gladstone. The lack of HBN will bring the average quality of Cracked.com right down. Here's hoping this is a retirement in the Eminem sense of the word.

11/24/2008 10:22:00 AM

deeperwell42

"I'm pouring one out for you, GS. I'd like to thank you for your time, and I hope you passed the audition." ~Lex Even Lex likes HBN, or is polite concerning it. Non-trolls take heed, blasting this show in the comments has been fun for a long time, but this is not really that time.

11/24/2008 10:16:00 AM

EamonQuinn

HBN was always one of my favorite Cracked segments. You will be missed Gladstone. In the words of George Carlin, "Fair thee well and may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

11/24/2008 10:08:00 AM

ethal1222

sigh... Now what I am supposed to look forward to on Mondays? And I was planning on following that statement with something else that fell on a Monday but I can't even think of anything remotely interesting or even not interesting that happens on a Monday. I shall miss you Gladstone, you sexy beast, you.

11/24/2008 10:06:00 AM

Koopaking

Yes Jesus Pastor I'm going to bed my left and my right hand tonight praise the lawd! :-( Dammit Gladstone who am I going to have a massive man crush on now? SWAIM!!!?!?! YUCK!!!

11/24/2008 10:06:00 AM

fuckyoucracked

Well now that HBN is gone I guess I'll just have to fill the void with cheap booze and irresponsible sex. OK, MORE cheap booze and irresponsible sex. Anyway, I hope it's only temporary as I'm already starting to chafe.

11/24/2008 10:05:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

Brought a tear to my eye....heh

11/24/2008 09:57:00 AM

worlock93

That. Was. Awesome. G stones, where ever you are, keep on rocking.

11/24/2008 09:45:00 AM

tshp

I for one will miss this show, the gentle humour always made me smile, ciao.

11/24/2008 09:44:00 AM

pauld

Best of luck in your future endeavours, Wayne. Gonna miss HBN!

11/24/2008 09:38:00 AM

jonnyt

Aww. The last HBN... on my birthday. =( We'll miss your winking, zinger-filled humor, Gladstone!

11/24/2008 09:37:00 AM

luckylostie

strong finish, gladstone. You did good.

11/24/2008 09:31:00 AM

bouchedaggery

Hasta luego, amigo. Thanks for HBN, and hope we see you again. Cracked will be shit without you. And, it was a great final show, and you really went out with a lot of class. Bye, Gladstone.

11/24/2008 09:24:00 AM

matt_t_r

Nice middle-of-credits gag. Seriously.

11/24/2008 09:23:00 AM

willard3

You didn't thank me in the video, so now I hate you.

11/24/2008 09:14:00 AM

Bakudai

Byyyeeeee Gladstone! I hope you come back, or at least write some more for Cracked. I always loved HBN, and your rambling presidential debate drunkenness! Take care, and good luck with your future endeavors!

11/24/2008 09:10:00 AM

Spankubb

Hate by Numbers cancelled lol. jk, great show, gladstone and well, the end always brings beginnings, so let's see what comes next!

11/24/2008 09:01:00 AM

Otaku

the news on cracked got axed, now this. god dammit cracked, i really hope you got something that can match them.

11/24/2008 09:00:00 AM

vhallee

I'm going to miss you Wayne.

11/24/2008 08:56:00 AM

JulieLondon

Man that was an awesome send off. I miss yoou! :'

11/24/2008 08:54:00 AM

Peanut

Great series, come back someday! Cracked just got a bit less entertaining.

11/24/2008 08:50:00 AM

Aes

It's like...it's like the end of an era or something! Honestly, I don't know how to go on. You should get one of those hotlines that people can phone if they're struggling to get through this loss. You know, like what big cheesy bands have for their pre-teen fans. I salute you Gladstone. (As my friend did, I must sign this Elma (not C.Rara))

11/24/2008 08:49:00 AM

Elma_and_C.Rara

it was actually a little touching to see the last HBN...I...I think I'm really going to miss it, i'll have to find something else to have my morning coffee and bong hit to.

11/24/2008 08:48:00 AM

InTheDuck

This was a fantastic series. A small part of me wants to cry now that it is over. HBN will be missed. Indeed it will. -x-C.Rara-x- (not Elma)

11/24/2008 08:43:00 AM

Elma_and_C.Rara

Gladstone forever. Free HBN!...or something. Guess I'm not that clever, but just like with the news on Cracked, we'll miss you Gladstone.

11/24/2008 08:38:00 AM

Merlot_Williams

omg this show sucked lol

11/24/2008 08:32:00 AM

PigDick

Thank God is all I have to say

11/24/2008 08:32:00 AM

BuckleAU

i miss him already.

11/24/2008 08:24:00 AM

donar

Goodnight, sweet prince

11/24/2008 08:24:00 AM

gazerii

As with everyone else that isn't a troll,I'm going to miss seeing you make fun of anything that struck you as wrong and made you want to berate in your quiet anger. It took you nearly til the end before people stopped comparing you to Lex. Who I also miss =D. And I know, this means you'll never have stopped being compared. I'll miss your vlogs, but it's best to go out on a high note right? Always leave 'em wanting more. Have fun with whatever you do in the future, and thanks for telling me where the post comment button was all those months ago without making me feel like a fool.

11/24/2008 08:20:00 AM

QueenGoofy

I love that bit with Bela Lugosi and Kansas.

11/24/2008 08:19:00 AM

racknahm

I, too, will miss this show. Gladstone is a classy fella.

11/24/2008 08:08:00 AM

AvaRose

Enjoyed this show alot - definately in good taste! I will miss it.

11/24/2008 08:06:00 AM

TMan

I don't know what to say. At least you made it so there's always that faint possibility you'll be coming back, so... that's something. But I'm going to miss this. You made a lot of people laugh, Gladstone, and many people adore you for all of this. I'm going to miss your adorable winks the most. And your clubbing of children in the face with rocks. And the implication of children being stabbed in the eye in a desperate attempt to procure sugary treats. And many other things but if I go too far, I'll just be reciting your scripts. Anyway, I guess I've said enough stuff over time to keep this getting too long, so I'll just say 'Thank you' and be on my merry way. Congrats on your success with this and good luck in the future. By the way, that other stuff you said you were going to be working on? Is that going to be hosted on Cracked, too? Hey - does anyone know what that song in the opening is? People keep asking but I never see an answer.

11/24/2008 07:55:00 AM

Tartra

LOVE YA GLADSTONE! WILL MISS YOU!

11/24/2008 07:54:00 AM

tank

Later, Gladstone! This was my favorite series on this site!

11/24/2008 07:50:00 AM

Senor_Taco

@shadyslady Don't worry, Swaim displays hatred from time to time. Totally sexy hatred I might add.

11/24/2008 07:47:00 AM

lounsey

ill also miss this show. some of the best material on cracked.

11/24/2008 07:40:00 AM

johnhogan

Love the Van Helsing clip. And the shot at people who watch the videos then comment about hating them. Lookin at you punkywaffle.

11/24/2008 07:40:00 AM

Wicket

This just reminds me how this is (was) probably the best weekly show on this site.

11/24/2008 07:35:00 AM

Green Peace

well, it was great while it lasted, hope you'll bring it back someday Gladstone

11/24/2008 07:33:00 AM

drscummm

Don't normally post, but I'm gonna miss this show.

11/24/2008 07:23:00 AM

SilverFox

next to face the axe.. white ninja

11/24/2008 07:04:00 AM

Obefiend

thank god! this was a terrible series.

11/24/2008 06:56:00 AM

punkywaffle

Thanks, Gladstone. It's been fun. {{{ Plays 'Last Post' on kazoo }}}

11/24/2008 06:52:00 AM

zmoll

I only discovered this site this summer and was catching up on HBN. I'll miss you man, you're a funny guy. Keep doing comedy.

11/24/2008 06:29:00 AM

fknrat

So, that's it huh? The final performance, the end of an era, the closing of a book, the final goodbye, the last hoorah, the grand finale, the culmination of all things funny. Ok so that last one was overreaching, but you probably get my point. It's been an awesome journey, and I'm glad to say I knew him. He will be missed. ...wait, what? He's not dead! He's just not making a weekly video anymore? I couldn't tell from the comments below. Kidding, don't heckle me! You're awesome Gladstone.

11/24/2008 06:28:00 AM

wilsbadkarma

*sobs* first WiD, now HBN, what videos shall i hate the world with now?

11/24/2008 06:27:00 AM

shadyzladii

Cool series, sorry to see you go.

11/24/2008 06:19:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

Goodnight sweet prince

11/24/2008 06:17:00 AM

B Tyrrell

No you juuuust have to fire swaim, DOB, wolinsky and deactivate bucholz by removing his powercell.

11/24/2008 06:07:00 AM

jcdent

"But thanks for tuning in every week and letting me know!" BEST LINE EVER GLADSTONE!

11/24/2008 06:03:00 AM

GoogleMan

I'm pouring one out for you, GS. I'd like to thank you for your time, and I hope you passed the audition.

11/24/2008 06:02:00 AM

lex

Thanks, Gladstone. I will miss you.

11/24/2008 05:57:00 AM

Badfish

The one thing I noticed about HBN is that, as much as he hates Fox News because it supposedly the "conservative" news channel, he found that CNN has way worse news stories to make fun of.

11/24/2008 05:55:00 AM

TheAntiAssClown

Oh Gladstone. You always made my stones glad.

11/24/2008 05:54:00 AM

lominang

I drink to Gladstone.

11/24/2008 05:53:00 AM

JWD

:( I kind of liked HBN. I don't get why the people who didn't like it kept watching it. Here is hoping it will be back.

11/24/2008 05:48:00 AM

rross46

Closing time, one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer. But what did he use in the closing credits? hmmm its a tough one to figure out, I feel like I've heard it before

11/24/2008 05:47:00 AM

Bananagrabber

LaReineRouge, thank you for noticing the perfect ending to a long-standing joke, me having said over and over that I hate HBN and that Gladstone should do a HBN on HBN, etc, and then getting the first on the last HBN. All of that being said... I already miss HBN. Not as good as WiD, but Gladstone won me over.

11/24/2008 05:40:00 AM

EamonQuinn

I will miss your videos, take care and best of luck.

11/24/2008 05:37:00 AM

Gamble

EamonQuinn, thank you for leaving such an intelligent and inspirational comment. We are all better people for having read it.

11/24/2008 05:36:00 AM

LaReineRouge

Very good ending Gladstone! Hope yo return some time!

11/24/2008 05:35:00 AM

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