Club Hero: Guitar Hero For Douchebags

Thank you, draygen.

10/29/2009 01:27:40 PM

Disorder

At least Rock Band didn't decide to just go with whatever songs were popular at the time.

08/25/2009 11:39:00 AM

Brother

Correction, Mattifikation. They already make a guitar hero for douche bags. Its called "Guitar Hero"

05/19/2009 08:18:00 PM

draygen

I loved it. Most hilarious.

01/08/2009 06:41:00 PM

GenericHuman

They already make Guitar Hero for douche bags. It's called "Rock Band."

12/14/2008 09:30:00 PM

mattifikation

Give this idea to Harmonix, I think you'd have a hit. Also, it isn't that Guitar Hero is for douchbags, but the people that play it often seem to consider themselves real musicians, and think that being a musician isn't hard because "Hey, they can totally play that song on expert, and almost get five stars."

11/25/2008 04:09:00 AM

Vohn_Exel

OMFGoodness, that is fcking funny.

11/25/2008 02:02:00 AM

mJCa

That first guy reminds me of Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Nice smirk.

11/25/2008 01:12:00 AM

fuckyoucracked

How is guitar hero for douchebags? People say "go out and learn a real instrument," but no one's telling the people who play Madden to go out and join the NFL; it's only a video game.

11/25/2008 12:07:00 AM

theaccount77

Funny because it's true. Perhaps the comments about not getting it are from teens who have never been to a club. That is how people dance! Douchebag friends included. The serious look on the guys faces is hysterical.

11/24/2008 09:09:00 PM

Erinthebitch

Video was eh....until multiplayer that was fucking hysterical....

11/24/2008 10:21:00 AM

worlock93

Ahahahah! The multiplayer was good. :D

11/24/2008 08:11:00 AM

Tartra

Comment wordscramble: douchebags guitar hero already for is rearrange that however you like to get a new comment

11/24/2008 06:16:00 AM

fragg

GUITAR HERO IS ALREADY FOR DOUCHEBAGS

11/24/2008 05:43:00 AM

ccluskin

I don't know what to say because I read all 8,000 comments (because I have no life) and I am DESPERATELY trying to be original...uhm...Guitar Hero is already for Douche---DAMNIT!

11/24/2008 05:37:00 AM

lichen

oops...i meant multiplayer

11/23/2008 11:14:00 PM

crazyfingers

LMAO! the multipayer mode was damn funny

11/23/2008 11:13:00 PM

crazyfingers

haha multiplayer, guy randomly slaps the dick part once

11/23/2008 10:31:00 PM

zippity23

Pretty damn boring. Unless you think a dude hitting spots on a manequin is funny.

11/23/2008 10:00:00 PM

Shancey

I thought it was funny, at the very least the way the guy playing was so intense as he played is worth a chuckle.

11/23/2008 08:10:00 PM

Sualocin

that wasn't even remotely funny.

11/23/2008 06:57:00 PM

Adam44

Cracked is less funny than SNL Yeah I went there

11/23/2008 06:30:00 PM

Acosmist

Wow, that was made of pure concentrated fail.

11/23/2008 06:27:00 PM

bredcaykZ

you sir, are and idiot :)

11/23/2008 06:02:00 PM

Tolneir

That was really stupid.

11/23/2008 05:49:00 PM

Shana F

Wow, this was almost shockingly unfunny.

11/23/2008 05:31:00 PM

Sizzy

Where did the first guy in the video get that sweet haircut?

11/23/2008 05:27:00 PM

echocharlie

Guitar hero is already for douchebags. Oh shit, 28 people already said that before me. Fuck. I guess I am just a douchebag for repeating what other douchebags have said.

11/23/2008 05:12:00 PM

TipsyMcStagger

...so this should probably be renamed,"Club Hero: Guitar Hero for..." I can't think of anything about Club Hero that you can't say about Guitar Hero...so I guess it should be called, "Club Hero: Guitar Hero for people who think playing Guitar Hero was a good idea."

11/23/2008 03:52:00 PM

lichen

uhm, I thought Guitar Hero WAS for douchebags...

11/23/2008 03:48:00 PM

lichen

it's the only logical next step Because guitar hero is guitar for douchebags. Rock band is being in a pretend band for douchebags, so this is obviously where the virtual music game industry will go next

11/23/2008 03:48:00 PM

Vankook

TickTickTick, do you even read the comments first? You basically repeated what the third or fourth guy said.

11/23/2008 03:44:00 PM

PAJohnDoe

Douchebags already have their own game: Guitar Hero.

11/23/2008 03:27:00 PM

TickTickTick

Disturbing, yet perfectly plausible.

11/23/2008 03:10:00 PM

kvinnan86

Thanks for the explanation PsY

11/23/2008 03:05:00 PM

TwattyOBE

That was bizzare

11/23/2008 02:09:00 PM

MichaelFurlong

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ Douche bags are a serious epidemic right now. Spread the awareness!!

11/23/2008 01:43:00 PM

VengeVega

that was awesome!! guy's look on his face is hilarious. . .

11/23/2008 12:17:00 PM

johanman

Funniest thing I've seen on this site as of late. Spot on.

11/23/2008 11:51:00 AM

Lord

Hey Twatty, dont get yer knickers in a twist. The hatred isn't for clubs or discos or whatever, it's for the douchebags that frequent them. Douchebags don't go to Tiesto or Benassi shows, because those shows are filled with music fans, not GHB and Rohypnol fans

11/23/2008 11:10:00 AM

PsY

it's so realistic..... i wonder what you do to it to get your starpower...

11/23/2008 10:57:00 AM

Ruskayakorova1

:'( I want my money back.

11/23/2008 10:54:00 AM

Bonegina

Kind of lame. The guy right at the end was cute so that's a plus.

11/23/2008 10:18:00 AM

RedCricket

Ha ha that guy at the end took off his affliction t-shirt talking about how Randy "Conture" go rocked by a WWE reject. Then he decided to mix his androstein with his jagermeister so he could get in on the hot man on mansweat multiplayer action. DOUCHE BAGS!

11/23/2008 09:45:00 AM

fuckyoucracked

Ha ha that guy at the end took off his affliction t-shirt talking about how Randy "Conture" go rocked by a WWE reject. Then he decided to mix his androstein with his jagermeister so he could get in on the hot man on mansweat multiplayer action. DOUCHE BAGS!

11/23/2008 09:45:00 AM

fuckyoucracked

Nice sight gag I guess.

11/23/2008 09:26:00 AM

stevotheidiot

Hey, the Guitar Heroes and Rock Bands didn't all have current music. They had a lot of classic stuff to. It makes sense that Club Hero would have a variety of songs from a variety of times. Anyway, that was great!

11/23/2008 08:16:00 AM

ReginaPhalange

This was fantastic! It's time to share this with friends :D

11/23/2008 08:02:00 AM

QueenGoofy

Hilariously clever.

11/23/2008 08:01:00 AM

Distractedone

It's not from the '80s; it's Mr Vain by Culturebeat. From 1992 or 1993 if I remember correctly. All the same, you're absolutely right that it hasn't been played in a nightclub for over a decade- I like that style of music, and all I get when I go out is an endless sequence of the same drunken indie shouting everywhere I go. And I go out in Europe.

11/23/2008 07:53:00 AM

Pedgerow

I don't know what's with American hatred towards clubs and raves? Is it because of "techno" music? Is it because of dry-humping? Or is it because you can't dance or you'll get busted for taking e's? Or maybe you'd rather see Nickelback and Fall Out Boy rather than Tiesto and Armin van Buuren? Oh and to my fellow Americans, never classify all electronic music as "techno". Not all electronic music is "techno" you know. You've got House(Daft Punk), Trance(Tiesto), DnB(Goldie), ambient(Brian Eno), Hardstyle(Yoji B), progressive(Pete Tong), Deep House(Frankie Knuckles), Chill-Out(A Man Called Adam), Madchester(New Order), Trip-Hop(Portishead), Synthpop(Duran-Duran), IDM(Aphex Twin) and electro(Man Parrish). None of those are "techno" you know.

11/23/2008 07:41:00 AM

TwattyOBE

Not all ravers are guidos and/or douchebag..and wow thats OLD music

11/23/2008 07:23:00 AM

Rez

I just about shat myself... hilarious!!! give me a pint, some darts and a redheaded bargirl in a smoky British pub any day

11/23/2008 07:21:00 AM

maldonsfecht

Short and to the point, I really liked this, apart for the 80's music. Have you been to a club in the last 20 years?

11/23/2008 07:17:00 AM

mrpopenfresh

I thought Guitar Hero was already for douchebags.

11/23/2008 07:03:00 AM

CrackedPipe

What's funnier that i did a DJ gig using this song a few hours ago, and this actually happened. Spot on.

11/23/2008 06:05:00 AM

TwattyOBE

Knowing game companies,they'll probably have a game like that out for the masses of"ravers"(idiots). props to thunder power for none of that first bullshit.

11/23/2008 06:05:00 AM

lostprophet94

That wins. It's a good simulation of a club, heh.

11/23/2008 05:55:00 AM

ThunderPower