CNN Officially Kills Journalism With Pun-Filled Report

Apparently, CNN doesn't want Gladstone to go on sabbatical either.

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  1. auslander

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    The only way this could've been better - I'm not complaining, I'm just saying - the only way this could've been better would've been if there was the knight after 'good night', then, like a leprechaun after 'good luck'. But regardless of that (I was kinda waiting for it, actually) FANTASTIC, sir!

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  2. kickapoo

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    Hmm,the video isn't loading at all.

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  3. kenmorrison30

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    Well done HBN. Like Wasman below, you are going out with a bang!

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  4. Wasman

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    Great job GS. hurts a bit that now that HBN has gone from alright to pantshittingly fantastic your going to work on some other shit. but then you'll be famous and i can say i knew him way back when he wrote for crack. and then you can write an autobiography, "dancing with mr.gladstone"

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  5. b.ho

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    Please don't leave Gladstone... hate by numbers is my favorite.

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  6. Tartra

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    Gladstone, can't you see the love you're being showered with? Doesn't that make you want to keep fanning the fires of hatred with your step-by-step guide? I think it should.
    Once again, I am sad. Please don't go. :(

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  7. follicleman

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    Those Archers *cut to image of bow and arrow* sure are accommodating. First initiating an eye-stabbing, and now threatening Duran Duran? Have you no decency sir?

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  8. josie

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    typo..wants

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  9. josie

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    Huh..GStone..I'm not sure if now is a time to start something new..your fans are stoned and drunk. Let's hope the next day is better..I know everyone wnts to say stuff to you..here's the chance..

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  10. josie

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    Anyone?

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  11. josie

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    I'm so bored with you too..do another hit..maybe then you'll get it..

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  12. tofer

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    dude, if they're getting rid of you like they got rid of lex friedman.... imma be angry, you douches need to learn to keep a constant show or something on this website - just when the creator(s) start to get good and develop quality shit, you shit them down. unless there is the lex friedman and joey gladstone show next, i'm going to be disappointed.
    i'm pretty stoned writing this right now, anyway... so whatever, i can't keep my thoughts together.

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  13. josie

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    Please. I'm bored. We've done this eight hundred times. Can we discuss something of worth? Please..throw the dice..

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  14. Larwick

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    I'd quite like it if you stayed.

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  15. o8643

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    So what's Gladstone going to say at the end next time? "That's all, forever."? I demand something unique!

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  16. thamuzicaddict

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    "Most of all, I'm gonna miss the constant in-joke of 'What's the music at the end...'
    Every time.
    So few people seem to get it, too."
    Well I guess it's because they can't all be as clever and cultured as you.

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  17. Firecrotch

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    THis really sucks. C'mon, Gladstone, go on a massive killing spree or something until they give your show back. I'd be honored to help.

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  18. onion3000

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    Most of all, I'm gonna miss the constant in-joke of 'What's the music at the end...'
    Every time.
    So few people seem to get it, too.

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  19. youllforgetit

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    Please don't leave us! We love your anger! Stay here, be angry! Don't be emotionally healthy! : (

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  20. izzie

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    Don't leaaaaaave!

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