5 Reasons You'll Hate The Movie 'Twilight'

noemia1996:
Your comment kind of stands on its own, but I'm going to mock it anyway. Because it pisses off both my inner movie critic and inner grammar Nazi. Besides being the embodiment of every single Twilight fan stereotype..."hobo"? What are you, twelve?

Oh. Right.

Don't put your relatively recent birth year in your username if you want to be taken seriously. See how I didn't do that, and I get to pretend that I'm a pissed off adult (instead of the reality, a fourteen-year-old who is browsing Cracked instead of doing her summer homework)?

6/30/2009 6:23:47 PM

Jewell234

http://thedeathofmovies.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-twilight-sucked.html

6/23/2009 12:55:19 PM

Phantomtollboy

Both Harry Potter and Twilight are bullshit.

"Who likes not gay vampires? Teenager girls!"

Are you sure about that?

6/18/2009 7:45:16 PM

orypeci

Great Hate by Numbers!

6/15/2009 10:41:30 AM

cronqvist

Awesome Hate By Numbers

But you do actually see vampires and prog rock together sometimes. On Supernatural. But usually the vampires are getting killed. Wouldn't it be nice if the guys from Supernatural killed the Twilight vampires? :D

Crossover potential!

6/13/2009 6:11:14 PM

Muckseen

The harry potter series is much more violent, mature (in both writing and content), 'dangerous' than the twilight series. stuff like murder, torture, and a much better handle on relationships throughout.

6/13/2009 3:45:54 AM

gigs1890

I had to watch this movie in my film study class [because one of the movie projects that someone did was a parody of Twilight] and it sucks more than the trailer does.

6/12/2009 10:29:12 AM

JoeCB1991

Lol I'm a geeky little girl who was raised on Harry Potter! :D
Twilight sucks ass though. Stephenie Meyer can't write for s**t. I'll admit Harry Potter really isn't much better, but at least it doesn't give young girls the wrong ideas about what healthy relationships are.

6/4/2009 9:08:17 PM

RammsteinFoSho

Hah! I Love Kansas

Carry on Wayward son.

5/17/2009 2:25:08 PM

Apomonomenos

I actually liked the movie better than the book. It was a lot easier to watch because we didn't have to wade through page after nauseating page of "EDWARD IS SO OMG PERFECT AND HAWT AND DAZZLING!!"

5/14/2009 6:49:10 AM

loqutor

I have to say, as a huge Twilight fan, that I absolutely love this episode. No matter how many times I watch it, I can't stop laughing at it. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I assume that when I do, I'm either going to cringe at the horrible melodramatic acting or laugh hysterically through the entire thing.

Thanks for brightening my day. The annoying pre-teen obsession with Rob Pattinson was really starting to get to me.

4/18/2009 12:28:14 PM

MyhrtblngstAndy

Greatest Hate By Numbers Ever. Period.

4/11/2009 5:28:09 PM

LittleDeadGirl

Jesus f*****g christ. That joke with Dracula and Carry on my wayward son nearly killed me.

4/8/2009 1:59:45 AM

mGolos

Uh, there's no "conspiracy"; vampires are intrinsically lame.

4/5/2009 10:21:15 PM

Jonathan_Goss

TWIGHLITE!! ahahahahah Im LIKE SoOoOoOoOo pumped for TWIIIIGHlight!! OK, not really, but the progressive rock & vampires WILL mix again in the next HBN video, I predict...

4/5/2009 11:57:59 AM

FRANKENSLUT

The one bad thing about liking the book is you are right away grouped with the losers that are totally obsessed. Its gonna be like that when my other favorite vampire book comes out...:(

4/4/2009 9:57:05 PM

Tiner92

I can't be arsed to scrawl through all the comments to see if this has already been clocked, but why does the title say, "5 Reasons You'll Hate The Movie 'Twilight'", but the video refers to 6 points of grievance?
As such, I'll bellow a similar klaxon to the one used in your videos, and concede that basic numeracy is not to be expected from arts majors. However, alluding to the arithmetic nature of your show in the title suggests a certain pride in the rigidity of your mistake.Well done for Operation Mission Accomplished.
Still, good to hear you're coming back.

4/4/2009 4:06:14 AM

Troppmann

the books were ok-ish
the movie was so terrible it was hilarious!
i love the stuff that makes fun of it on this sight
ya know, you freakish twilight fans (or whatever the f**k they call you. twilighters? fanpires? c'MON.) theres other books out there that are a million times better than this crap (though im sure you dont care. so just keep drooling over the ever charming (COUGH terrible actor COUGH) rob pattinson.
ps
go smoke some weed kristin stuart. and take along noemia and ama

4/2/2009 12:55:35 PM

annabonanza95

*looks down at all the comments*

LOUD NOISES!!!!

3/30/2009 10:42:07 PM

Wrentastic

noemia is CLEARLY a troll

do not feed the trolls

3/29/2009 3:16:26 PM

nuckchorris