5 Reasons You'll Hate The Movie 'Twilight'

Trasheador

11/10/11 05:51 PM

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Videos not loading is one of the dreadfull consecuences of undead teen premarital coitus.

IEatBabies

11/10/11 03:45 AM

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i smell like cheese!

Kaori242

05/31/11 12:54 AM

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Is one of the reasons "it stopped Gladstone's video from loading"?

HilaryJarvis

04/29/11 11:08 PM

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oh noes! twilight sucks so much that it has prevented the video from LOADING!!! i'm sure the video committed suicide, thinking that it would rather DIE than play anything even remotely related to the horror and comedy that is twilight.

Megalo

04/23/11 09:13 AM

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D: video not loading

amnamdaaerosoc

11/10/10 07:22 PM

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I totally agree that Twilight vampires are p***y vampires. They dont kill people, dont have romanian accents, and they dont turn into bats. And they sparkle?? WTF. The only reason twilight is popular is because of the way the books describe edward. Hes a gentleman with a tortured soul. Hell, it made me want a vampire boyfriend.

PantisMantis

09/08/10 08:27 AM

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I think all the old ones messed up.

deviant21

02/26/10 12:39 PM

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i cant see the video...

JoeCB1991

11/20/09 08:28 PM

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Why isn't the video working?

hismuse

11/12/09 04:22 PM

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The video won't play, I'm very sad now and will cry.

Daipire

09/11/09 03:48 AM

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I really think they tried to appeal to us male teens by the looks of the actions shots and the soundtrack... I just pray none where that stupid...

miss_bassey

09/05/09 08:18 AM

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what we need a reason now?

orypeci

08/26/09 07:17 PM

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Oh please, there is nothing teenage girls like more then gay vampires.

Luvduky

08/25/09 10:22 AM

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Hey BeataBlackWing, hey, hey, SHUT THE FUCK UP

lestrange5

08/19/09 08:20 PM

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I read Twilight. I regretted it.
It's the worst book series I've ever read.
The vampires sparkle. Oy.

BeataBlackwing

08/19/09 01:33 AM

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Well,
as always "Hate by Numbers" is awesome.
BUT this time he was very very wrong about something!
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"You know who likes not-gay vampires? GIRLS!"
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I'm afraid you're wrong on that account.
I'm a teenage girl, and I PREFER gay (boy) vampires.
the gayer the better!
:D
and I'm deff rather geeky...
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its kinda like: lesbian porn, cept for chicks...so guyXguy,
and with the added kinkiness of blood and biting, its extremely smexual!
>;]

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   dietotaku

   08/18/10 08:30 AM

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   because nothing is sexier than a guy that would sooner peel his own skin off than have sex with you, right?

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   monicahahaha

   11/10/10 01:05 PM

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   that's your preference... most girls i know (including me) are not attracted to gay men, and certainly not gay vampires. we go to see twilight movies to mock them.

Azshade

08/14/09 05:48 AM

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HP sentiments. When my GF started reading it I was rather "meh". I read the first book and thought it was a stupid kids book. She insisted I keep reading (we made an agreement, I'd read HP, she'd read H2G2). By the 3rd book I could see the more adult themes coming through, and by the end I loved it.
If you've not read them, JK was very smart in that she wrote each book for the age group (and the age of the characters). Philosopher's stone may be a kid book, but by the end they are very much adult books.

Azshade

08/14/09 05:47 AM

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Got to agree with the

blar14

08/05/09 10:43 AM

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Not only am I a geeky little girl who was raised on Harry Potter, yet thoroughly despise twilight, I also love the Vampire Chronicles and their not-not-gay vampires.
Haha.

hellacool66

07/28/09 01:41 PM

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How is harry potter shit?
harry potter atually has well thought out characters, doesn't seem to be written by a 10 year old and has... hmmm i duno, a plot!
twilight is terrible and so are all the other books in my opinion.