The World's Greatest Magician Doesn't Do Tricks

Bruce Lance may not blow your mind, but he'll dry hump the heck out of it.

Check out the director's cut here.

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What's that, Raynauld? If you take out good parts of a skit... it won't be as good? You have blown my mind, good man. I am also curious, how exactly did you get eu out of o in actors?

5/14/2009 10:14:39 PM

Nktalloth

Flustration and Elmsly counts....
AWESOME. Two thumb tips WAY up.

11/18/2008 11:18:17 PM

tomasie

This just shows that good production is enough to make the most unfuniest jokes funny, for a lot of people. Im not one of them and I have to say, this wasnt funny. The idea was funny, but difficult to work out. The production was good, but the jokes wernt. The acteurs were alright but the writers sucked. Good comedy doesnt need to have great production and stuff, it can only help a bit but is never important. Think about this sketch without the good production and it shall not be as good.

11/15/2008 5:09:27 PM

Raynauld

how about this for a magic trick, oh wait, this is just a coward http://tinyurl.com/5eqbxl

11/14/2008 1:57:14 PM

LanitaBonita

I most definitely have got to disagree with tank and star. What a terrible goatee. It looks like the landing strip I saw on a ripper the other week. However, if you take that away he looks like an emo, MCR fan. There's really no up side.

11/11/2008 3:24:43 PM

Caden

"He just peed on stage and felt up my mom."

Awesome.

11/11/2008 7:50:48 AM

Senor_Taco

wow...can someone please, dear god, give me back that 4 minutes of life lost and the few brain cells that died from overexposure to stupidity?

11/10/2008 8:13:41 PM

pasquinade3

soo much better than HBN loved it

11/10/2008 1:06:19 PM

derfel

I mean look at those arms when he's sitting down.

11/10/2008 8:29:36 AM

tank

hell yes he is Star

11/10/2008 8:29:12 AM

tank

funny, esp the part where he pulls the clothe from his pants. hilarious, i actually didnt see it coming.

11/10/2008 8:26:40 AM

NO_ONe21

Bruce Lance is hot.

11/10/2008 3:18:30 AM

Starbite

Meh.

11/9/2008 11:46:19 PM

Wallsy

Tricks are what whores do for money

11/9/2008 10:06:10 PM

Impure

Meh. It was okay, not great. Oh and Dondadon, you're a retard.

11/9/2008 8:15:25 PM

SickBoy

You do a F*king trick. lol

11/9/2008 6:47:40 PM

SyntaxError

What the f*ck? They took out all the nudity.

11/9/2008 6:22:46 PM

BruceLance

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!

11/9/2008 6:12:27 PM

Dondadon

If this is a sample of what's going to replace HBN, we're screwed.

11/9/2008 4:09:14 PM

Rebear

Oh my god... this video actually looks as if the concepts of post-production and scripting were actually invented! That's a 180 degree turn away from any video posted on cracked before.

Amazing.

and funny, too.

11/9/2008 4:05:22 PM