Am I mistaken, or did they just arbitrarily pick a reporter of Asian ethnicity (Korean, I think) because this story was in Japan, and they figured no one would notice that her name isn't actually Japanese? Why not Irish? Or Nigerian?
Are people normally in the habit of renting out their kids for internet videos?
Well, I guess they must hate their children anyway to name them Raine, Stella Moon, and Zen Forest. Jesus.
And btw, if HBN doesn't come back, I'll be forced to burn down the Cracked Headquarters. Don't leave us!
This only goes to prove my theory that Japan's number one export is insanity. That whole island is off its fucking nut. I've really got to go there someday.
Starberry is evil, and knows full well I'm not canceled. Cracked has been very lovely and supportive, but I have to do other things. Also, word has it that Starberry is the Zodiac Killer. (Apologies to Ross Wolinsky for previous misinformation).
... Where did you get that small child?
Replywhy abba music at the end?
ReplyAhh, morons spending tons of money on idiotic crap, the foundation of the modern industrialized economy.
ReplyUhhh Well I'm not going to insult what they belive, but that cat looks really pissed off.
ReplyAm I mistaken, or did they just arbitrarily pick a reporter of Asian ethnicity (Korean, I think) because this story was in Japan, and they figured no one would notice that her name isn't actually Japanese? Why not Irish? Or Nigerian?
ReplyOkay, this is great, I've watched it 3 freaking times. ZINGER!
ReplyWhy only 3 left TELL ME GLADSTONE
ReplyYay ABBA ... Single-pawedly Heeheehee... Great HBN Gladstone.
ReplyThe cat's like Jesus!
ReplyOn teh interweb, ur name can b ANYTING!!
ReplyI wish my name was Zen Forest Archer.
ReplyThis was a really funny one. One of my favorites (I also LOVED your destruction of Kid Rock). I can't stand it. Don't leave! I'll miss yooouuuuu!!!!
ReplyAmerica just takes time off to see Jesus in a potato chip.
ReplyThat kid is just like "whaaat the fuckkkkkk"
ReplyAre people normally in the habit of renting out their kids for internet videos?
ReplyWell, I guess they must hate their children anyway to name them Raine, Stella Moon, and Zen Forest. Jesus.
And btw, if HBN doesn't come back, I'll be forced to burn down the Cracked Headquarters. Don't leave us!
we've got a lot of weird stuff in this country too. like mount rushmore, for instance.
ReplyOh beauty.
ReplyYeah, mournblade, their biggest export is definitely insanity, but who is the importer? America! So overall, who is more insane?
ReplyThis only goes to prove my theory that Japan's number one export is insanity. That whole island is off its fucking nut. I've really got to go there someday.
ReplyStarberry is evil, and knows full well I'm not canceled. Cracked has been very lovely and supportive, but I have to do other things. Also, word has it that Starberry is the Zodiac Killer. (Apologies to Ross Wolinsky for previous misinformation).
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