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79 Comments

Think that chick is hot?
SWAIM is hot!
I'm sorry, can't help myself.

4/27/2009 3:44:43 PM

Lorzor

Cream from Your Mother

The Audacity of Ho

12/8/2008 9:00:37 AM

eamonn33

She was in Prom Queen.

11/21/2008 3:14:14 PM

frozen_banana

funny

11/19/2008 6:11:21 PM

LexTaliones

Dammit, that "we can't think of a porn title for The Pianist" joke is from an SNL sketch that one time Adrien Brody hosted. Nerd rage!

11/18/2008 8:39:55 PM

Candybeans

yeah ok whatevr

11/17/2008 11:21:09 PM

BicyclesRule

god, this website is so much better than ebaums hahaha
I'm currently workin on the sequel to indiana bones and the temple of poon....indiana bones rapers of the lost c**k?

11/15/2008 1:49:03 PM

ronballs

The woman in this is hot

11/14/2008 5:14:16 PM

cpt

The Ball Tease Falcon was definitely the best.

11/14/2008 6:56:22 AM

Cuindless

The porn titles could be better, although the "Ball-tease Falcon" was hilarious.

11/13/2008 9:06:51 PM

Parsat

What about Drill Bill, The Ass Menagerie, and Drive This Miss Daisy?

11/13/2008 7:36:36 PM

frito

Oh, and I submit "Return of the Jizz-Eye" for a title.

11/13/2008 5:50:54 PM

gnarlyhotep

Wait a minute...I clicked on "Show Profanity", and NO PROFANITY APPEARED. Your system is flawed, my friend.

11/13/2008 5:49:05 PM

gnarlyhotep

look what I can do!

c========3

or some such nonsense

11/13/2008 4:54:10 PM

Ice9

Heeheeheehee

11/13/2008 4:42:57 PM

youllforgetit

Another case of "the premise was actually funnier than the video"... but not that bad. Didn't make me laugh, but there was good humor.

11/13/2008 4:27:33 PM

PsyberKayos

Star Wars should have been Tatpoonine

11/13/2008 1:28:24 PM

gmoney8

O_o You're not going bald. Geez, Swaim, who gave you that idea?

Anyway, this was pretty good.

11/13/2008 9:57:01 AM

Tartra

I agree with the mighty jogiff; the ? should have been an interrobang.

11/13/2008 9:21:40 AM

kingmonkey

I agree that some of the titles were very cliche, even though it was funny as hell. Did no one come with classics like "28 Dicks Later" or Requiem for a Cream"?

11/13/2008 12:53:35 AM