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15 Attractive Girls In My Life Who Will Never Sleep With Me

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6/11/2009 8:57:24 AM
turkeyonrye

DDD= I'll sleep with you! ...do you like petite goths?

6/8/2009 8:53:59 PM
kitourahime

Finally! A video that merges Cracked with Zero Punctuation...

6/4/2009 5:25:17 AM
DHeadshot

wow Nyxi, please stfu and why would girlfriends automatically go gay for you? check your ego at the door...

5/1/2009 1:13:06 AM
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4/2/2009 12:36:20 AM
fulllovegirl

Lmao the "they all look like Helen of f*****g Troy" bit cracked me up.

Hey, cracked me up, cracked... I only just go that...

3/31/2009 6:37:16 AM
Wic76

I have a feeling Nxyi is a number 10...

2/10/2009 10:50:03 AM
csturges

Don't give up! This sounds exactly like my boyfriend before he got me. I'm number nine, the one you meet over the internet so yeah...

Awesome video, I like it very much.

1/29/2009 4:44:28 PM
saratonin

how narrow minded/bitchy/unhumourous can u actually be to not like this video

12/27/2008 5:10:11 PM
matthew0820

:) it's adorable

12/7/2008 7:59:08 PM
Normuh

Nyxi, he said ATTRACTIVE girls.

12/7/2008 4:45:03 AM
ElCapitan

I thought it was very funny. I've watched it several times and have even stolen quotes to use on my friends who now think I'm witty. Thank you S Peter Davis.

12/5/2008 10:37:04 AM
DapperDaveIa

I don't think I liked this.

11/28/2008 6:10:59 PM
chanhassen

If you're gonna whine about all the women who wont sleep with you, at least make it funny. *sighs* and i would've slept with you if this hadnt been so WEAK.

11/28/2008 2:25:40 PM
Nyxi

your bakery line is classic.

11/25/2008 2:56:54 PM
artemis_clyde

great video, pretty much the best one I've watched on here for months.

11/24/2008 9:10:27 AM
Gregoclock

This just cracks me up every single time. Still funny.

11/23/2008 12:35:52 AM
wordywonder

"Wastey McLife" sounds like a great nickname for me.

11/20/2008 4:41:51 AM
Sawyer

Fuffuf is a virgin

11/20/2008 2:09:12 AM
Quatch

Give John Safran his voice back!

11/18/2008 10:02:20 PM
echocharlie
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