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  1. omgcoelacanth

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    I think half of these apply to girls as well. Unless I'm just really weird.

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  2. AaronP

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    "Helen of f*****g Troy" is how it should always be said.

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  3. CMSellers

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    1. This is basically how I feel, except with a completely different group of girls. (For example, I have neither friends nor attractive female co-workers.)
    2. Your voice sounds exactly like mine with an Australian accent. (In other words, less obnoxious. Have you ever heard a New Englander talk?)
    3. Now, I want to make a video like that. Except mine will be all creepy instead of funny. Maybe I'll use actual photos of said girls for maximum stalkerish effect.

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  4. cutenfluffy316

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    Is this the 3 minute philosophy dude?

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  5. svc

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    This is pure genius!

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  6. upsetGoldfish

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    I have a number 9, who is also a number 6. It's annoying. I am a WasteyMcLife though, not exactly helping... :P

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  7. kitourahime

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    DDD= I'll sleep with you! ...do you like petite goths?

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  8. DHeadshot

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    Finally! A video that merges Cracked with Zero Punctuation...

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    1. redraccoon

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      DIDO!

  9. postmanjoe

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    wow Nyxi, please stfu and why would girlfriends automatically go gay for you? check your ego at the door...

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  10. Wic76

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    Lmao the "they all look like Helen of fucking Troy" bit cracked me up.
    Hey, cracked me up, cracked... I only just go that...

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  11. csturges

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    I have a feeling Nxyi is a number 10...

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  12. saratonin

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    Don't give up! This sounds exactly like my boyfriend before he got me. I'm number nine, the one you meet over the internet so yeah...
    Awesome video, I like it very much.

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  13. matthew0820

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    how narrow minded/bitchy/unhumourous can u actually be to not like this video

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  14. Normuh

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    :) it's adorable

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  15. ElCapitan

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    Nyxi, he said ATTRACTIVE girls.

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  16. DapperDaveIa

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    I thought it was very funny. I've watched it several times and have even stolen quotes to use on my friends who now think I'm witty. Thank you S Peter Davis.

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  17. chanhassen

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    I don't think I liked this.

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  18. Nyxi

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    If you're gonna whine about all the women who wont sleep with you, at least make it funny. *sighs* and i would've slept with you if this hadnt been so WEAK.

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  19. artemis_clyde

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    your bakery line is classic.

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  20. Gregoclock

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    great video, pretty much the best one I've watched on here for months.

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