Wal-Mart Makes The Worst Movie of All-Time

Wal-Mart shows Hollywood how to make a decent, God-fearing film.

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The girls at the table telling the other girl to leave, that s**t never happens in real life popular girls aren't really bitches like that

4/21/2009 5:26:13 PM

Kevin_rudolf

growing up under a communist government, I can honestly say, Proud American is a bigger piece of propaganda than anything the soviets ever tried.

4/11/2009 2:21:12 AM

aczechguy

that totally is an alto sax case. why does he want to be a doctor when he could be Coltrane?

11/12/2008 6:07:58 PM

imapepper01

The UK doesn't have stupid nation wide-suicide-inducing films like this one...thats all i'm saying.

10/28/2008 2:12:23 PM

Elma_and_C.Rara

Wow... proproganda much? With this movie I'm ashamed to be an American... I'm moving to Australia...

10/27/2008 7:04:00 AM

JinJolly

Horse~s**t. Since when do families from poor neighborhoods get access to doctors? And what's so bad about sending a little Christmas cheer?
But I must say, last scene of movie disturbed me a bit - that was a whole lot of people all dressed in white (robes).

10/26/2008 1:01:03 PM

YellowPages

If ever there was a reason to click on the "Show Profanity" option, this is it.

10/26/2008 11:23:08 AM

Quankers

omg, the one about the kid from the toughest neighborhood in chicago, is the kid carring an alto sax case? cause if he is, that's the s**t. bih, that's my instrument. damn, bih, that's the shiz! bohp, that's just fduckin' insane!

10/25/2008 8:13:04 PM

ransom-umber

Isnt bill O'reilly supposed to be in this movie?

10/24/2008 5:01:00 PM

AnderX

Did Glastone and Wal-Mart collaborate on this film? (both are full of suck)

10/24/2008 12:21:54 PM

emailyourbuddy

Holy s**t! This movie also has Dennis Haskins in it! Mr. Mother f*****g Belding! And Yakov Smirnoff! Between Mr. Belding, Yakov Smirnoff and Fiddy Cent, this sounds like the greatest movie ever!

10/22/2008 5:06:54 PM

skkflip

From the Proud American website: "Terrance Hardy
plays the young Curtis Jackson, a young boy living in a tough neighborhood who is faced with choices and realizing his dream of becoming a doctor." Holy s**t! The little black kid is fiddy cent!

10/22/2008 5:03:09 PM

skkflip

The writer's strike never ended, it's just gone underground. This movie is part of a greater strategy. "Do you see what will happen if you stop paying writer's what they deserve!" We can devise some pretty elaborate tortures. We're creative, it's like our job to be creative... Keep it up and we will unleash our army of ninja zombies.

10/22/2008 10:51:58 AM

Sairin

Wal-Mart presents: Proud American
(made in China)

10/22/2008 10:05:33 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

For anyone who has seen those awful Starship
Troopers movies, this movie closely resembles Federation propoganda clips.

10/22/2008 4:44:49 AM

Atavist

@Huntzie: It's called 'The Night' by Morphine.

...Possibly.

10/22/2008 12:07:39 AM

Dierdre

gladstone, your a cool m**********r

10/21/2008 10:09:55 PM

gotbass7

I'm usually not a fan of HBN (no offense), but this was pretty epic. Just proves that when you do HBN over truly absurd vids, its got greatness hidden inside. Like...Hostess products. Or the retarded kid from 4th grade who volunteers at soup kitchens.

10/21/2008 9:01:04 PM

naviepegasus

thank u gladstone for showing me this monstrocity

10/21/2008 7:24:41 PM