Wal-Mart Makes The Worst Movie of All-Time
Wal-Mart shows Hollywood how to make a decent, God-fearing film.
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What the Hell???!!!!
ReplyWhat the Hell???!!!!
ReplyReal quick, few things I want to add(fucking made an account just to do this...) Alright, I looked this up couple of things that redeem this movie in my eyes. That asian chick, She's the hottest fucking person on the planet. Yakov Smirnoff he's freaking awesome. Everyone else in it, don't know, don't care, won't see it but I will look at and fantasize about the hot asian chick and pretend that Smirnoff made a bunch of in america and in russia jokes that were totally awesome. Last thing all the pretentious douchebags who want to talk shit about america because of a few things, Yeah we can do that to your fucking countries too but we're not (or I'm not) because we're not trying to be huge fucking envious douchebags
Replyyou had me at hot asian chick.
Uh, dudes? Propaganda movies have been around for a while. No need to work yourselves up into pretentious snits.
ReplyOh, and @aczechguy: Right on bro, fucking right.
ReplyThat movie made me feel actually, physically sick. I hate to sound pretentious, but seriously, America has elevated douchbaggery to an art form. I'm gonna go take a shower...
ReplyThe girls at the table telling the other girl to leave, that shit never happens in real life popular girls aren't really bitches like that
ReplyLike f**k they're not.
growing up under a communist government, I can honestly say, Proud American is a bigger piece of propaganda than anything the soviets ever tried.
Replythat totally is an alto sax case. why does he want to be a doctor when he could be Coltrane?
ReplyThe UK doesn't have stupid nation wide-suicide-inducing films like this one...thats all i'm saying.
ReplyWow... proproganda much? With this movie I'm ashamed to be an American... I'm moving to Australia...
ReplyHorse~shit. Since when do families from poor neighborhoods get access to doctors? And what's so bad about sending a little Christmas cheer?
ReplyBut I must say, last scene of movie disturbed me a bit - that was a whole lot of people all dressed in white (robes).
If ever there was a reason to click on the "Show Profanity" option, this is it.
Replyomg, the one about the kid from the toughest neighborhood in chicago, is the kid carring an alto sax case? cause if he is, that's the shit. bih, that's my instrument. damn, bih, that's the shiz! bohp, that's just fduckin' insane!
ReplyIsnt bill O'reilly supposed to be in this movie?
ReplyDid Glastone and Wal-Mart collaborate on this film? (both are full of suck)
ReplyHoly shit! This movie also has Dennis Haskins in it! Mr. Mother Fucking Belding! And Yakov Smirnoff! Between Mr. Belding, Yakov Smirnoff and Fiddy Cent, this sounds like the greatest movie ever!
ReplyFrom the Proud American website: "Terrance Hardy
Replyplays the young Curtis Jackson, a young boy living in a tough neighborhood who is faced with choices and realizing his dream of becoming a doctor." Holy shit! The little black kid is fiddy cent!
The writer's strike never ended, it's just gone underground. This movie is part of a greater strategy. "Do you see what will happen if you stop paying writer's what they deserve!" We can devise some pretty elaborate tortures. We're creative, it's like our job to be creative... Keep it up and we will unleash our army of ninja zombies.
ReplyWal-Mart presents: Proud American
Reply(made in China)