How to Know Exactly What to Say After You Kill a Bad Guy

I, DANCE in an alley and I CREEP like a cat, shooting naughty do-ers just like THAT!

09/21/2009 11:06:00 AM

Breadfish

Thanks for the nambla thing.

08/05/2009 10:04:00 PM

Franker

that was... really great

07/08/2009 07:45:00 PM

purple9haze6

Matrix Revolutions FTW!

06/27/2009 10:44:00 PM

digipatd

the "CIA agent" kinda looks like my freshman physics teacher...

06/25/2009 05:19:00 PM

isabelle424242

hahaha...hilarious!! "hope you're not allergic....to death"...hahahahha

06/18/2009 04:54:00 AM

~CAP~

This was brilliant. Honky tonkerton! Simply brilliant... :)

04/29/2009 08:56:00 PM

DaveGee

he looks like Bruce Campbell in this sketch.

12/14/2008 03:02:00 PM

Skybreak

awesome video! and if you call the number you get the voicemail to NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association. Fucking brilliant, boys. Fucking brilliant.

12/04/2008 03:45:00 AM

r0ckst4r

It's hit or miss with these guys. but this one hit hard. Nicely done.

12/02/2008 06:47:00 AM

DapperDaveIa

"AGGGGHHHHH DIE! Then call him a sonofabitch." Haha!

11/29/2008 09:38:00 AM

WINGMAN

Death the halls!

11/19/2008 05:43:00 PM

GVSz

Awesome video!

11/17/2008 09:45:00 AM

vato_loco

Clap clap clap. If I had a dick it would be wigglin.

10/15/2008 10:23:00 PM

thalliadruid

My dicks wigglin!!

10/15/2008 04:17:00 PM

supersai20

I liked one of the bits but I can't remember what it was.

10/15/2008 03:02:00 PM

smellybird

At OLS, we're a family. Except for Jeff. He's half-Asian or Korean or something.

10/15/2008 12:33:00 PM

AndersonCouncil

Tell the devil I said "FUCK YOU" this is a good video.

10/14/2008 08:58:00 PM

AdamSaleh416

I loved this video. I don't know what these people are complaining about... It's a damn sight better than White Ninja comics and other dull-ass crap.

10/14/2008 09:39:00 AM

TheDarkFlame

Nah, I generally don't enjoy their stuff anyway.

10/13/2008 08:39:00 PM

Aes

Has anyone called the OLS phone number yet?

10/13/2008 05:26:00 PM

gamerelite1

my dicks wiggling

10/13/2008 03:54:00 PM

tentman52

Best britanick in a while. Freaking hilarious.

10/13/2008 02:20:00 PM

dannyjbixby

"Our Operaters are 100% commited to make u look FUCKING AWESOME." Lmfao

10/13/2008 08:39:00 AM

Aidam11

"Central City"...weird, I was expecing the Flash to show up. Also the bloody guy is hot...rockin body.

10/13/2008 08:18:00 AM

tank

Hey, the profanity filter blocks the word honky.

10/13/2008 07:25:00 AM

kingmonkey

I think this was the first BriTANick that I enjoyed. Bravo.

10/13/2008 06:57:00 AM

Onodera

Nice concept, great start. Ending was piss poor.

10/13/2008 06:32:00 AM

Nazarite

I like how he kisses the gun on the part where the bullets tend to come out.

10/13/2008 05:51:00 AM

lando

I enjoyed LTE in the background ;D

10/13/2008 03:46:00 AM

hoad

Not utterly terrible, but the theme song is still the best part.

10/13/2008 01:48:00 AM

Wallsy

Liquid Tension Experiment!!!

10/13/2008 01:20:00 AM

Jmanwit

Beginning was good

10/12/2008 11:55:00 PM

Impure

I'm liking the Rob Dougan music in the beginning. The finale was pretty okay, too.

10/12/2008 09:15:00 PM

Rebear

Drama students + Internet = Lame All that production work could've been used to produce some half decent gonzo porn.

10/12/2008 06:22:00 PM

echocharlie

Where else have I seen this?

10/12/2008 06:01:00 PM

Jmx70inNJ

By far one of the best videos on cracked to date. I had to rewind it a few times just to get the max LOL out of it.

10/12/2008 05:59:00 PM

Unlucky13

I don't think I've ever been called "Honkey-Tonk" or slight variances of it that many times in a 3 minute interval before. Still, I enjoyed the video.

10/12/2008 12:47:00 PM

ShadowStaarr

dylancholy -- explain the 'five minute pun' thing... I don't think you understand what a pun is.

10/12/2008 12:13:00 PM

Bonegina

how hot is your grandma?

10/12/2008 11:35:00 AM

wasnr

somehow I can see Umbrella Man becoming a series. It`d be a cool idea but quickly turn bad

10/12/2008 10:56:00 AM

scallywag

The thing with Britanick is that they take one joke... the kind you make once and is funny four like five to thirty seconds. The kind you tell and then move on with your life. They take those jokes. And beat them to death. You give them a pun, and they will run it for five minutes. How long is a pun funny for? About five seconds. I rest my case.

10/12/2008 10:14:00 AM

dylancholy

dude my grandma just heard the my dicks wiggling part damn it

10/12/2008 10:11:00 AM

gogolon

"I hope you're not allergic ... to lead" would have been better.

10/12/2008 10:02:00 AM

resop2

umbrella guy is the main reason to watch this.

10/12/2008 09:49:00 AM

gamerelite1

holy shit this sucks.

10/12/2008 09:34:00 AM

penis

"That just made my dick wiggle!" Best line I've heard ALL WEEK.

10/12/2008 09:10:00 AM

corn_chips

(212) 631-1194 Practice your one-liners on NAMBLA.

10/12/2008 08:41:00 AM

ccb621

Yay Liquid Tension Experiment!

10/12/2008 08:23:00 AM

buckethead77

that was amazing. you guys should submit to Sundance.

10/12/2008 07:30:00 AM

Firecrotch

Awesome. BriTANicK rock.

10/12/2008 07:25:00 AM

articdragone

Hope You're not allergic. To death. that was brilliant. i should use that more often.

10/12/2008 06:59:00 AM

tentman52

Awesome. Their videos are the only funny ones on Cracked.

10/12/2008 06:49:00 AM

reddevil18

freakin funny. the dancing singing guy made me lol.

10/12/2008 06:48:00 AM

Brainsurgery

Yann Tiersen ftw!

10/12/2008 06:20:00 AM

son-of-santa

My dick wiggled

10/12/2008 05:56:00 AM

Saevio

It was good until the commercial-y part, then it sucked until the end part.

10/12/2008 05:53:00 AM

Prometheusand

umbrella man made the video...

10/12/2008 05:43:00 AM

scallywag