CNN Gets Waaay Too Excited About Dakota Fanning 'Sex'

A prequel to Sex and the City? Starring Miley Cyrus? And WHO?

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I love how CNN is just so willing to go screaming into pedophilia. But skipping this, they forgot to mention one thing: nobody involved in Sex and the City even remotely looks attractive. Seriously, look at the photos. The lighting does them no favors, and the woman who this is supposedly based on looks like fucking Gonzo. No wonder these women went through so many men. The show should be called Butterfaced Cum Dumpsters.

09/12/2009 08:20:00 AM
Zbu

Best hate by numbers I've watched so far. And probably the creepiest.

08/14/2009 07:07:00 AM
Azshade

Made me laugh out loud... one of the best ones!

08/01/2009 10:20:00 AM
RaistliniltsiaR

the first line he says was just so damn spot on

07/08/2009 07:47:00 PM
purple9haze6

Sounds like nathan8287b has to introduce himself to his neighbors ...

04/11/2009 05:34:00 PM
LittleDeadGirl

Wiki says Emma Watson was born April 15, 1990, so therefore (as she's English) she has technically been legal for nearly 3 years! Age of consent is 16 here and in a lot of US states, as I found out recently. And I would totally hit that! April 15th 2006, many, MANY men in the UK let out a huge sigh of relief! :D

01/14/2009 08:08:00 AM
Darkmage

(English) Paedophile: A sexual attraction to a pre-pubescent person. (American) pedophile: Anyone who expresses even mild interest, admits to or mentions in passing the sexual attraction of a girl who may or may not be close to the age of consent, looks young or was sorta young once. 16 is the average age of consent in most places in the world - having sex with someone that age - or marginally younger - does not make you paedophile, nor does it if you think about it. Call it what you will, but Paedophilia it 'aint. Not a very funny HBN. Sounds like someone trying to create scandal where there is none.

01/13/2009 02:34:00 PM
nathan8287b

CNN: The only douchebags who have no qualms hiring pedophiles as consultants.

11/19/2008 06:00:00 PM
frewupinmamouf

Ha a Sex and the City Prequel are we being Fucking serious.....Keep it Rude....I like that guy in the videos Rude Attitude....

10/29/2008 07:50:00 PM
RudeDude42

I hate to tell you this, Dakota Fanning is only 14 and she will NOT being in 'sex and the city' so you are wrong about that. She is very busy with more new movies coming up and tough for that. Also, There is no 'rape scene' in Hounddog you stupid fool! I have seen it at Sundance and the movie is clean and legal so shut up and get life.

10/23/2008 01:40:00 PM
deathmagnetic

This post has a crapload of diggs. Thaz crazy. So are ugly cars - FuglyRides.com

10/14/2008 05:06:00 PM
FuglyRides

Thats like a new form of cancer....featuring leprosy hahahah

10/13/2008 05:47:00 PM
juicymale

this is by far my favorite hbn

10/12/2008 01:37:00 AM
audioasphyxia

if this ever comes to be, i will forbid my six year old sister to even think about it.

10/11/2008 08:59:00 AM
willyhassertt

vanessa hudgens is 20 now? shotty.

10/10/2008 09:12:00 AM
T.C.

The prequel will not be like the movie/show at all...it is when Carrie was in high school...but I do have to agree that CNN is full of creepy fucking assholes...One of the best HBNs for sure!

10/09/2008 08:32:00 PM
pasquinade3

is this real?!?!?! They're picking all of the iniscent disney stars! Cough

10/09/2008 05:33:00 PM
Jezuzfreak40

That was waaay too awesome to exist on the internet. Kudos.

10/09/2008 11:33:00 AM
youllforgetit

Hey, it didn't suck! You're no longer competing with White Ninja! Speaking of which, who names a comic after a horrible, comically bad movie? Someone hoping to catch that same essence in their own art? I can only guess as to the motive. -Art

10/09/2008 02:45:00 AM
ArthurSpeakman

Sex and the City doesn't need a prequel! It didn't even need a first movie! What the fuck? And even if we are considering it, can we at least think of girls who are at least in their 20s and have been for more than a year for the movie that has the word 'sex' right in the fucking title?! Dakota Fanning? Fuck off with your Dakota Fanning sex movie, you fiends! ...sorry.

10/08/2008 09:57:00 PM
SickBoy
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