CNN Gets Waaay Too Excited About Dakota Fanning 'Sex'

RachaelKelly

10/07/10 04:56 AM

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"A new 'Sex and the City" movie... featuring Miley Cyrus. That's like a new form of cancer... featuring leprosy." Genius!

Zbu

09/12/09 08:20 AM

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I love how CNN is just so willing to go screaming into pedophilia. But skipping this, they forgot to mention one thing: nobody involved in Sex and the City even remotely looks attractive. Seriously, look at the photos. The lighting does them no favors, and the woman who this is supposedly based on looks like fucking Gonzo.
No wonder these women went through so many men. The show should be called Butterfaced Cum Dumpsters.

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   mchsgreen

   10/06/10 06:51 PM

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   Hahahahahahahah.
   That is definitely the funniest thing I've ever read.
   You, sir, just made my week.

Azshade

08/14/09 07:07 AM

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Best hate by numbers I've watched so far. And probably the creepiest.

RaistliniltsiaR

08/01/09 10:20 AM

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Made me laugh out loud... one of the best ones!

purple9haze6

07/08/09 07:47 PM

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the first line he says was just so damn spot on

LittleDeadGirl

04/11/09 05:34 PM

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Sounds like nathan8287b has to introduce himself to his neighbors ...

Darkmage

01/14/09 08:08 AM

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Wiki says Emma Watson was born April 15, 1990, so therefore (as she's English) she has technically been legal for nearly 3 years! Age of consent is 16 here and in a lot of US states, as I found out recently.
And I would totally hit that! April 15th 2006, many, MANY men in the UK let out a huge sigh of relief! :D

nathan8287b

01/13/09 02:34 PM

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(English) Paedophile: A sexual attraction to a pre-pubescent person.
(American) pedophile: Anyone who expresses even mild interest, admits to or mentions in passing the sexual attraction of a girl who may or may not be close to the age of consent, looks young or was sorta young once.

16 is the average age of consent in most places in the world - having sex with someone that age - or marginally younger - does not make you paedophile, nor does it if you think about it. Call it what you will, but Paedophilia it 'aint.
Not a very funny HBN. Sounds like someone trying to create scandal where there is none.

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   OminousChris

   10/06/10 02:49 AM

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   "Guys, for the last time! I only MASTURBATE to 16-year-olds! I don't ACTUALLY have sex with them!"
   
   Good luck with the cops, buddy.

frewupinmamouf

11/19/08 06:00 PM

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CNN: The only douchebags who have no qualms hiring pedophiles as consultants.

RudeDude42

10/29/08 07:50 PM

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Ha a Sex and the City Prequel are we being Fucking serious.....Keep it Rude....I like that guy in the videos Rude Attitude....

deathmagnetic

10/23/08 01:40 PM

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I hate to tell you this, Dakota Fanning is only 14 and she will NOT being in 'sex and the city' so you are wrong about that. She is very busy with more new movies coming up and tough for that. Also, There is no 'rape scene' in Hounddog you stupid fool! I have seen it at Sundance and the movie is clean and legal so shut up and get life.

juicymale

10/13/08 05:47 PM

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Thats like a new form of cancer....featuring leprosy
hahahah

audioasphyxia

10/12/08 01:37 AM

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this is by far my favorite hbn

willyhassertt

10/11/08 08:59 AM

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if this ever comes to be, i will forbid my six year old sister to even think about it.

T.C.

10/10/08 09:12 AM

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vanessa hudgens is 20 now? shotty.

pasquinade3

10/09/08 08:32 PM

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The prequel will not be like the movie/show at all...it is when Carrie was in high school...but I do have to agree that CNN is full of creepy fucking assholes...One of the best HBNs for sure!

Jezuzfreak40

10/09/08 05:33 PM

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is this real?!?!?! They're picking all of the iniscent disney stars! Cough

youllforgetit

10/09/08 11:33 AM

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That was waaay too awesome to exist on the internet. Kudos.

ArthurSpeakman

10/09/08 02:45 AM

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Hey, it didn't suck! You're no longer competing with White Ninja! Speaking of which, who names a comic after a horrible, comically bad movie? Someone hoping to catch that same essence in their own art? I can only guess as to the motive.
-Art

SickBoy

10/08/08 09:57 PM

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Sex and the City doesn't need a prequel! It didn't even need a first movie! What the fuck? And even if we are considering it, can we at least think of girls who are at least in their 20s and have been for more than a year for the movie that has the word 'sex' right in the fucking title?! Dakota Fanning? Fuck off with your Dakota Fanning sex movie, you fiends!
...sorry.