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CNN Gets Waaay Too Excited About Dakota Fanning 'Sex'

A prequel to Sex and the City? Starring Miley Cyrus? And WHO?

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Sounds like nathan8287b has to introduce himself to his neighbors ...

4/11/2009 5:34:17 PM

LittleDeadGirl

Wiki says Emma Watson was born April 15, 1990, so therefore (as she's English) she has technically been legal for nearly 3 years! Age of consent is 16 here and in a lot of US states, as I found out recently.

And I would totally hit that! April 15th 2006, many, MANY men in the UK let out a huge sigh of relief! :D

1/14/2009 8:08:51 AM

Darkmage

(English) Paedophile: A sexual attraction to a pre-pubescent person.

(American) pedophile: Anyone who expresses even mild interest, admits to or mentions in passing the sexual attraction of a girl who may or may not be close to the age of consent, looks young or was sorta young once.

16 is the average age of consent in most places in the world - having sex with someone that age - or marginally younger - does not make you paedophile, nor does it if you think about it. Call it what you will, but Paedophilia it 'aint.

Not a very funny HBN. Sounds like someone trying to create scandal where there is none.

1/13/2009 2:34:15 PM

nathan8287b

CNN: The only douchebags who have no qualms hiring pedophiles as consultants.

11/19/2008 6:00:31 PM

frewupinmamouf

Ha a Sex and the City Prequel are we being f*****g serious.....Keep it Rude....I like that guy in the videos Rude Attitude....

10/29/2008 7:50:59 PM

RudeDude42

I hate to tell you this, Dakota Fanning is only 14 and she will NOT being in 'sex and the city' so you are wrong about that. She is very busy with more new movies coming up and tough for that. Also, There is no 'rape scene' in Hounddog you stupid fool! I have seen it at Sundance and the movie is clean and legal so shut up and get life.

10/23/2008 1:40:17 PM

deathmagnetic

This post has a crapload of diggs. Thaz crazy.

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10/14/2008 5:06:06 PM

FuglyRides

Thats like a new form of cancer....featuring leprosy
hahahah

10/13/2008 5:47:17 PM

juicymale

this is by far my favorite hbn

10/12/2008 1:37:22 AM

audioasphyxia

if this ever comes to be, i will forbid my six year old sister to even think about it.

10/11/2008 8:59:39 AM

willyhassertt

vanessa hudgens is 20 now? shotty.

10/10/2008 9:12:14 AM

T.C.

The prequel will not be like the movie/show at all...it is when Carrie was in high school...but I do have to agree that CNN is full of creepy f*****g assholes...One of the best HBNs for sure!

10/9/2008 8:32:28 PM

pasquinade3

is this real?!?!?! They're picking all of the iniscent disney stars! Cough

10/9/2008 5:33:01 PM

Jezuzfreak40

That was waaay too awesome to exist on the internet. Kudos.

10/9/2008 11:33:59 AM

youllforgetit

Hey, it didn't suck! You're no longer competing with White Ninja! Speaking of which, who names a comic after a horrible, comically bad movie? Someone hoping to catch that same essence in their own art? I can only guess as to the motive.
-Art

10/9/2008 2:45:51 AM

ArthurSpeakman

Sex and the City doesn't need a prequel! It didn't even need a first movie! What the f**k? And even if we are considering it, can we at least think of girls who are at least in their 20s and have been for more than a year for the movie that has the word 'sex' right in the f*****g title?! Dakota Fanning? f**k off with your Dakota Fanning sex movie, you fiends!

...sorry.

10/8/2008 9:57:47 PM