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  1. AnthonyGrimm

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    IRON GIANT!

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  2. Kinch

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    After watching this again, I'm convinced that this is the most awe-inspiring sketch I've ever seen. The acting is just impeccable.
    Fucking. Awesome.

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    1. alismouha

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      How did you type a curse word uncensored?

    2. KingSalmon

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      woa.
      f**king.Awesome.

  3. Kinch

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    That was f**king mindblowing. I was too stunned to laugh. Was all of that in one take? Jesus f**kmothering Christ, you are good.

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  4. LockRobster

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    @ Kumiho
    Don't you dare compare Andy Dick to any competent entertainer. Carlos Mencia, Carrot Top, and any stand-up Norm McDonald does are fair game.

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  5. digipatd

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    Best video evar!

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  6. DaveGee

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    That was pretty darn good. I like the quick pace. Good stuff. You must have worked at that for a while. Thoroughly enjoyed it. And as for the music? Each to their own everyone, each to their own.

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  7. Daisho

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    "Fuck you. That's my name" "No that's a quote from..." I give up. I have no idea. Where is that from?

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    1. auslander

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      I BELIEVE he said "Mamet", as in David Mamet, who's sorta know for that kind of dialog. Though I could be TOTALLY wrong.

      OK, no, I just looked it up. Glengarry Glen Ross, David Mamet, yep.

  8. landfillk

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    AWESOME

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  9. Planet-man

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    Loved this.

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  10. hamsterjelly

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    STOP USING CHRISTIAN ROCK! FUCK YOU CHRISTIANITY! FUCK YOU!

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    1. LMeire

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      Don't worry, they forgive you.

  11. DarkGold

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    Five Iron Frenzy is a Christian band and the song has a Christian message, so hate it if you want. Reese would want you to...

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  12. chicoboy

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    The fucking song at the end is Far, Far Away by Five Iron Frenzy. I don't think it's a Christian song and I could care less if it is.

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  13. raistlin933

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    Don't bother with the song. If you track it down on youtube you'll find a bunch of comments that sound like, "that song sounded awesome but the rest of it really sucks" It's like a Christian song or something.

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  14. vato_loco

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    Ok, this has got to be the best BriTANicK so far...
    BTW: anyone know the name of the song at the end?

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  15. Kumiho

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    someone is looking a bit like andy dick

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  16. silvadream

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    funny shit

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  17. kingmonkey

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    Well, I AM a "self-superior" douchebag with delusions of relevence specifically because I did a high school play (I was Stanley!). This video was funny! And Bowfinger was funny! And kidwithoneshoe? The kid was funny, and maybe a little sexy?

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  18. jakama

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    Lol, these guys are really funny. The only problem was the final line.

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  19. jakama

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    Lol, these guys are really funny. The only problem was the final line.

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  20. kidwithoneshoe

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    well, i'm not some self-superior douchebag that thinks i'm relevant because i did a play in high school, but it was funny, if nothing else for the perfect timing, and like someone said, all in one uninterrupted take, ala clerks(some parts) very good.

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