CNN Finds Another Excuse to Report on Boobs

thecritic06

07/26/09 02:25 PM

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Portland has basically the same nudity laws as the UK. So long as your intent isn't to offend, you can be naked. In practice I'm not sure how well walking through the streets of Leeds in my birthday suit would go. You'd probably get let off with a caution. In places where there aren't many people I doubt they'd even take you into a station. Of course, I'd have to overcome my crippling shame and fear of my own exposure first.

Wren

05/18/09 04:48 PM

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I still can't get over how incredibly sexy that 'Mother Earth Edition' would be.

ELFfromToronto

01/04/09 03:52 PM

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mmm there should me more girls-friends of the earth like that, ike in 60s....

kilnbrick

11/18/08 05:10 AM

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please believe me when i say that not everyone in portland is this douchey.

SickBoy

10/08/08 08:45 PM

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Fuck CNN. Trust them to make an uninteresting neighbourhood weirdo into a whole news story. This is one more example of why we need to abolish all 24 hour news channels.

FishBulb

10/07/08 07:45 PM

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Thank you thunderdome! I have just been playing out your idea for an HBN of "Gladstone's HBN" in my head. It's the first time HBN has ever made me laugh. Seriously, it could really be hillarious. Think about it Gladstone.

FishBulb

10/07/08 05:16 PM

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Gladstone I think it's time you get a new gig.

DIY

10/05/08 10:14 PM

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[sarcasm] I can relate to the portland police department. My mom makes me put duck tape over my nipples and genitalis before I take a shower [/sarcasm]
Fuck. if you havent seen titties or a dick before, get real

burnzee_stephen

10/05/08 06:48 PM

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Wow, I haven't watched this segment in a long time and now I remember why I stopped in the first place. HATE BY NUMBERS IS HORRIBLE!!! Gladstone needs to put himself out of my misery and blow his brains out. Not Funny dude, not funny.

AnderX

10/04/08 02:11 PM

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Do you think when we have androids, you'll get into a conversation with one, get a few sentences in and they'll just pause and in their eyes you'll see "buffering..."

bunni

10/03/08 06:49 PM

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Why HELLo. hahahha. NAKED HBN please please please!

Ben861

10/01/08 10:31 PM

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Really? You're complaining about CNN reporting on naked women? Who cares if she's a hippie?! She's showin' the girls!

StickManJr

10/01/08 08:39 PM

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Thank you Gladstone for your in-depth analysis on this topic. How did you know I enjoy boobs?

Tartra

10/01/08 08:06 PM

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Have my babies, Gladstone. Have all 28 of them.

thunderdome

10/01/08 12:09 AM

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this probobly was your best hate by numbers gladstone, but it still lacked something.
still waiting for you to do a hate by numbers on yourself.

Adam44

09/30/08 10:29 PM

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"the only things I hate are non-bio-degradable products... and clothes"
That one line may be the funniest thing on Cracked all week until DOB posts.

G-Stone

09/30/08 10:21 PM

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Relax Jethro, I'm not seriously making Age of Aquarious/Let the Sunshine In, the new song for HBN. Special occasion.

jethro1863

09/30/08 10:13 PM

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gladstone you were one of three people who knew who morphine was...
dont throw that all away. bring back morphine at the end

jethro1863

09/30/08 10:12 PM

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NO NO NO NO NO
BRING BACK MORPHINE AT THE END!!

echocharlie

09/30/08 07:55 PM

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Gladstone:
All I can say to that is HOORAY!!!