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f**k CNN. Trust them to make an uninteresting neighbourhood weirdo into a whole news story. This is one more example of why we need to abolish all 24 hour news channels.
Thank you thunderdome! I have just been playing out your idea for an HBN of "Gladstone's HBN" in my head. It's the first time HBN has ever made me laugh. Seriously, it could really be hillarious. Think about it Gladstone.
Gladstone I think it's time you get a new gig.
[sarcasm] I can relate to the portland police department. My mom makes me put duck tape over my nipples and genitalis before I take a shower [/sarcasm]
f**k. if you havent seen titties or a dick before, get real
Wow, I haven't watched this segment in a long time and now I remember why I stopped in the first place. HATE BY NUMBERS IS HORRIBLE!!! Gladstone needs to put himself out of my misery and blow his brains out. Not Funny dude, not funny.
Do you think when we have androids, you'll get into a conversation with one, get a few sentences in and they'll just pause and in their eyes you'll see "buffering..."
Why HELLo. hahahha. NAKED HBN please please please!
Hilarious video. This one is good too...
http://www.internetisfun.com/item.php?ownerid=44&playid=1317
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. So we look closely at the eyes to see the nature of the soul. Sometimes when we see the eyes--those horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that ... that have no soul--then we know darkness, then we wonder: where is the beauty? There is none if the eyes are soulless.
Really? You're complaining about CNN reporting on naked women? Who cares if she's a hippie?! She's showin' the girls!
Thank you Gladstone for your in-depth analysis on this topic. How did you know I enjoy boobs?
Have my babies, Gladstone. Have all 28 of them.
this probobly was your best hate by numbers gladstone, but it still lacked something.
still waiting for you to do a hate by numbers on yourself.
"the only things I hate are non-bio-degradable products... and clothes"
That one line may be the funniest thing on Cracked all week until DOB posts.
Relax Jethro, I'm not seriously making Age of Aquarious/Let the Sunshine In, the new song for HBN. Special occasion.
gladstone you were one of three people who knew who morphine was...
dont throw that all away. bring back morphine at the end
NO NO NO NO NO
BRING BACK MORPHINE AT THE END!!
Gladstone:
All I can say to that is HOORAY!!!
fail gladstone is fail
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kilnbrick
please believe me when i say that not everyone in portland is this douchey.