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If Your Elementary School Textbook Could Talk

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73 Comments


JesusHChrist

Carl Jung versus Sigmund Freud was f*****g genius

Posted on 11/13/2008 5:35:25 PM

tgomz

Hey man, I got one for you; It's about a god
with a big old white beard and he created this
place called Earth, and then he created me
then took one of my ribs and he created another
me but with out a shlong. And then me and the
other me get kicked out of this place called
paradise cause a snake tricked us into eating
an apple...Oh wait, that is absolutely ridiculous.

Hilarious XD

Posted on 10/12/2008 11:39:24 PM

compl3x

Outstanding!

Posted on 10/9/2008 11:49:43 PM

Jungiebumper

The Lincoln thing was awesome
"I mean I freed the slaves. Just cut me a little bit of slack" :D
The Hitler joke was great too :)

Posted on 10/5/2008 7:45:17 AM

jakama

That was actually surprisingly funny.

Posted on 10/4/2008 12:39:37 PM

FreemDeem

ROFL!!!!
so funny

Posted on 10/2/2008 11:52:38 AM

Tartra

:P That wasn't bad, actually! No TAM!, but it made me laugh. :D

Posted on 10/2/2008 2:02:40 AM

cchaos

ha
haah
hahaha
That was funny

Posted on 10/2/2008 1:48:42 AM

Tesla-Fangirl

That was awesome, made my day!
I liked the bit with Hitler and Freud and the anatomy guy and...Well all of it was good.

Posted on 10/1/2008 11:42:34 PM

af1master692

haha near the end it gets so good

Posted on 10/1/2008 6:31:28 PM

pirateynonsense

l o f*****g l. haha. screaming meaty anatomy book man is awesome.

Posted on 9/30/2008 10:21:08 PM

mweebles

I lol'd at screaming anatomy man.

Posted on 9/30/2008 7:30:44 PM

EddieBrock412

there's no way we can f**k this up!

Posted on 9/30/2008 12:59:14 PM

likeviolence311

that was bitchin

Posted on 9/30/2008 10:27:44 AM

Puddleglum

I love this vid. When I was a kid I always imagined all my textbook figures having little lives inside their boxes. I would erase the dicks-in-mouth and speech bubbles saying "i love boys", i wonder if they appreciated it..

Posted on 9/30/2008 1:42:07 AM

banned1

LAME!!! I registered just to post that

Posted on 9/29/2008 2:29:57 PM

shamille

"i'm a ball player."

LMAO

Posted on 9/29/2008 1:40:32 PM

cuppyjoe

Tis was f*****g hilarious. Wallsy is douche biscuit.

Posted on 9/29/2008 12:19:38 PM

ihateyoukenny

Wow that was actually hilarious, mostly. Thank you, Cracked. Your videos can veer toward the stupid, but this was a scream.

Posted on 9/29/2008 10:51:42 AM

exploding_girl

eh. not bad.

Posted on 9/29/2008 7:46:33 AM