It's Chuck Norris' turn to make up ridiculous facts about you, America.
Gladstone wants to be your special friend. Check out some more of his stuff HERE. By: G-Stone | Sep. 22, 2008 | 95,310 views
BE CAREFUL OBAMA!! The last time Chuck Norris denied reality, it temporarily ceased to exist. I ve had nightmares this day would come!! Unfortunately, that day has arrived. Chuck Norris is after Obama& .(seriously)& . http://quearrozconmango.wordpress.com/2009/08/04/be-carefull-obama-the-last-time-chuck-norris-denied-reality-it-temporarily-ceased-to-exist/
LOL :P. That was good. And Glenn Beck is a fucking asshole.
This is the email i just sent Glenn Beck Dear Mr. Beck, I was just watching a clip of you during an interview with Chuck Norris last year. In this interview you discuss minimum wage workers, and how you have to pay the taxes that they should pay. I figured I should probably educate you. I just spent the last 2 months trying to find a job after being laid off from my last job. I had to find a new job while being a full time college student and trying to pay for my own rent, car insurance ect. I happen to have landed a job at a fast food restaurant. I promise you, I could not pay these taxes you refer to. I am a 20 year old broke kid with barely enough money to support myself. You say that these fast food workers don't want to work hard and help their country. Are you saying that I go to school and work all day every single day and work my ass off to get by, yet I don't try to make a difference in the world? Well I am sorry to point out your obviously twisted look on the
I love you, Gladstone. Marry me.
You Know,I've Always Liked Chuck Norris. Glenn Beck On The Other Hand Is Yet Another Little Whiny Assed Recovering NeoCon Substance Abuser Who Got Hisself a Show On Cable After Finding Jesus!!! Chuck,Why Don't You Change Places With a Fast Food Worker For a Day?? See How You Like Saying"Want Fries With That??"For Eight Hours a Day!!
fast food workers lazy? thats bullshit, have you ever worked fast food its alot of work especially at dinner time. what the fuck does glenn beck do to work so hard, talking to people for a living.
People screwing up your orders at the drive in. That's the problem? What kind of political show is this? How often go Glen and Chuck to the drive through anyway? Questions over questions.
Gladstone, don't listen to all these haters. I think your videos are great. Fuck these guys, I hope they get cancer and all die. Yaaaaay!
Diedre- I would advise being careful. There's too much greatness to fit into an inexperienced craw all in one go. Start somewhere small, like Juno, work your way up to Lex, and before you know it, you'll be fellating Conor Obherst and high-fiving yourself during! Speaking of Lex, I saw him the other day, making my Tendercrisp. It was good, but he didn't make an adequately snarky comment about it while delivering it to me. I've included a chapter about my righteous indignation on the matter in my own attempt at political relevance, "Napalm the Homeless".
moy...it takes so long for the video to buffer, I read all the comments first, then see the video. I was led to believe there would be bicycle riding dogs, auroras (that's the city I live in!) and possibly strawberry croissant scented farts. Instead just an enlightening and amusing video. I had the falling for the set up.
Nicosmashyou- I just wanted to say that I liked your response. It was witty, intelligent, and decidedly lacking in misspellings and gratuitous profanity. A pleasant change of pace, that. And now I'm going to do a little bit of digging and find some of Lex's famous videos. If he is as sublime as represented, I might have to do a little fellating myself. ;-)
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW welcome to the internet crybabys
I didn't know it was acceptable for haters to be so whiny. I thought y'all were sposed to be all hardcore and shit. For what it's worth, if I had my way, we'd have BOTH Freeman and Gladstone. Maybe I'm just fucked in the head but I find them both to be entertaining. *shrug*
Dierdre- I just assumed he left Cracked to work for the government shitting weapons-grade plutonium and pure, undiluted hilarity. He should come back- my arms are restless without someone's back to mercilessly pat. I was confused, too, with "that guy between the clips" [I don't like being confused; it makes me all uppity], but before I had time to go get some background on him, then I realized I had to go verbally fellate Lex in the comments of another video.
Trying real hard to hate Gladstone as per the trend around here but I just don't see the problem people have with him. His observations are astute and he seems like a reasonable guy who knows what he's talking about. And yet every other comment tries to make him out to be the worst human being that ever existed. If you people could at least hate more creatively, you might not come off as total retards.
Omg, I hope they give them both the MCdog burger, with flyfries. Snobs.
Best one yet, Gladstone.
This would have been 120 percent better with just Chuck Norris clips speaking for themselves. The idiot in between clips just detracts.
uh is it just me or did anyone else notice the repetitive tendencies in jerry lambert's post? he repeatedly used douchebag in various tenses and forms, not only was he unoriginal but he found possibly the gayest picture ever with the only possible exception being a MAD magazine cover featuring Britney spears kissing miley cyrus
I love how people are asking you to stop making videos. Because a few pricks aren't gonna stop you hating CNN by the looks of it
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