Lines That Works On TV May Not Work On Your Wife

I actually thought this was pretty damn funny! The song at the end (at least the clip they play) just counters the video perfectly, and the gag (while basic) was well-executed. BriTANick are awesome!

09/19/2009 08:08:00 PM

Caeod

omg you noobs, the song at the end is Five Iron Frenzy's "Far Far Away"

09/17/2009 10:05:00 AM

ronballs

I like that he actually looks a little embarrassed by *her* behavior at the end.

07/07/2009 08:21:00 AM

jlowe424

@gamerelite1 It's called a theme song.

06/27/2009 11:02:00 PM

digipatd

As has been said on all the other videos, it's "Far Far Away" by Five Iron Frenzy, a Christian ska-punk band.

06/09/2009 11:57:00 AM

dicktofiststyle

What is the song that always plays at the end?

06/08/2009 02:31:00 PM

bluetiger435

Awesome.

01/16/2009 03:16:00 AM

roygbiv

it was alright until the tombstone part, at which point i lol'd heartily. not bad guys.

10/24/2008 06:56:00 PM

ragnarqk

That was okay. The end was great. The look on his face. lmao

10/12/2008 07:33:00 AM

tentman52

Hmmm... a bit disappointing from you guys. Sorry. You're better than this.

10/05/2008 04:41:00 AM

FreemDeem

You guys are obsessed with that song at the end. It's sad really.

09/24/2008 02:51:00 PM

gamerelite1

not funny at all

09/22/2008 06:05:00 AM

scotch34

not funny at all

09/22/2008 06:05:00 AM

scotch34

they've done better.

09/21/2008 09:10:00 PM

boxofpubes

why couldn't THAT BITCH buy dinner if pizza isn't good enough? huh? WHY???QUESTIONMARK

09/17/2008 09:48:00 AM

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09/17/2008 12:03:00 AM

lesmingle

hey cool video, if they could have come up with some other idea other than making fun of digiorno. i love that pizza. i will hunt you down and turn you into peperoni and put you on my pizza and then.... and then i will OVER BAKE YOU. and turn you into brown crusty goo... AND THEN ... i'll feed you to my dogs. and then i'll cook them and eat them, and shit you all out, and tape it, and still make a better video.

09/16/2008 10:27:00 PM

tskmgr.exe

Wow, I thought this was going to be funny until it got to 1:04. Then, it almost redeemed itself with the Tombstone joke... and then it decided to not end and keep going for about 20 seconds longer tjam mecessaru and THEN play a stupid song.

09/16/2008 09:19:00 PM

Dr.Robuttnik

Good video, but the song at the end ruins the whole thing.

09/16/2008 08:28:00 PM

Art_Vandelay

haha...pretty funny..cept the song at the end..ughhh

09/16/2008 02:03:00 PM

RuggedandRaw

Heh. Her emotional breakdown at the end was hilarious. I mean you could actually hear the *snap!* just before the avalanche.

09/16/2008 09:43:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

last

09/16/2008 03:39:00 AM

biggoughknew

i chuckled a few times..............

09/16/2008 02:29:00 AM

el_zilcho

"In that case, what do you want on your tombstone." ROFL. I laughed so hard I started crying.

09/16/2008 01:44:00 AM

Purpguy

That wife is pretty pathetic. She considered the delivery ok, but the digiorno was just too much? Lord...and your end song sucks

09/15/2008 05:51:00 PM

Vankook

yeah that was lame.

09/15/2008 03:39:00 PM

stinkypig

Started out good, but it went down after about 45 seconds. I thought there would be more commercial lines, not just DiGiornio.

09/15/2008 01:48:00 PM

imtagd

I say the lady take her top off now.

09/15/2008 12:09:00 PM

gamerelite1

Yet another crazy redhead...

09/15/2008 12:08:00 PM

ChuckBlack

frozen pizza for your frigid ass, bitch!!!

09/15/2008 11:48:00 AM

MasterCock

lines that works

09/15/2008 09:33:00 AM

evilweevil

The beginning and ending were funny, but the middle was a bit dry. I was hoping it'd be more than one stretched out joke.

09/15/2008 08:07:00 AM

trgdr777

They should have went with the "where's the beef?" commercial for inspiration. At least that still has some funny left. In short: BOO!

09/15/2008 07:38:00 AM

Onodera

Horrible.

09/15/2008 05:53:00 AM

Joey_Fishsticks

CAN YOU HEAR THE BELLS A RINGING FAR, FAR, AWAY!

09/15/2008 04:34:00 AM

TripMaverick

Yay plurality confusion.

09/15/2008 04:26:00 AM

hazzaboner

stecz enjoy my dick in your mouth, faggot! voicing an opinion that differs from yours doesn't make me ignorant, it makes you look like a bitch, that can't take opposing viewpoints. oh, and FUCK YOU, cocksmoker!!!

09/15/2008 01:39:00 AM

deimudda

Haha, wow. Lame but still a good gag. Still, it was done at the whole "SO IT'S FROZEN PIZZA?!"

09/15/2008 01:02:00 AM

Gemoxcore

zzzzzzz

09/15/2008 12:52:00 AM

Acosmist

she should've just been quiet and eaten the pizza like a lady is supposed to

09/14/2008 11:31:00 PM

gnosis

his wife acts like a bitch

09/14/2008 09:45:00 PM

mikeb666

LOL!!! WHYYYYYYY!? :P

09/14/2008 09:23:00 PM

jayrivera

I'd rather take a shotgun blast to the face than eat a DiGornio pizza.

09/14/2008 09:03:00 PM

Drunk Stepdad

I fucking lol'd.

09/14/2008 08:24:00 PM

jakama

in that case... what would you like on your tombstone? lmaoooo

09/14/2008 07:47:00 PM

Pemrick69

Mmmm, shrill bitchy women and moronically obtuse guys...every time the premise is visited it just has to be funny. Like a mirror held up to real life.

09/14/2008 07:22:00 PM

lenny42

Yet another lame video where one joke that, with the right setup, could work well, is thrown away within the first few seconds and then driven into the ground so hard it'll never be seen again. You know how you think of a joke and then you immediately film it? There's actually supposed to be a couple more steps in that process where you refine it and make it actually funny to people who aren't you. Or retarded.

09/14/2008 07:21:00 PM

Wallsy

look, something worse than my last relationship! ha

09/14/2008 07:01:00 PM

Dweezil

I do want to eat a Digiorno pizza now.

09/14/2008 06:31:00 PM

Matthewsaurus

It's not one of their best videos, but Britanick is hilarious

09/14/2008 06:30:00 PM

Matthewsaurus

That, was, horrible, I didn't even chuckle in the slightest, I want those aren't muskets, not this sad attempt at humor

09/14/2008 06:15:00 PM

darknessdragon

That song at the end of the BriTANick videos has GOT to fucking go. It's so, so bad.

09/14/2008 05:15:00 PM

Jarrod

I loved her in that last segment. "Why is there always pizza around me? WHY?!"

09/14/2008 04:42:00 PM

Dierdre

That was some good acting! I thought some of the writing needed a bit of a touch up but it's better than the regular YouTube video.

09/14/2008 04:16:00 PM

GoreTaco

deimudda, enjoy your ignorance.

09/14/2008 02:44:00 PM

Stecz

BriTANicK fail yet again!! why don't you just stop it with the guest contributions? white ninja sucks too!!!imho, only the rod hilton stuff is worthy of cracked...

09/14/2008 02:16:00 PM

deimudda

This is the best thing I've seen on Cracked in a while.

09/14/2008 02:14:00 PM

AtxAxLoss

DiGornio!! hahaha, awesome!

09/14/2008 02:07:00 PM

wreck

Shit video, Lock and ban.

09/14/2008 01:59:00 PM

davidwood15

Damn it. Have I only got Nazis on my side? Does anyone else with sense see that this is awful?

09/14/2008 01:57:00 PM

Tommy-TBone

"It's DiGornio, I'm gonna DIE!" I thought this was really funny....

09/14/2008 01:56:00 PM

RivenHale

this is fuckin awesome

09/14/2008 01:48:00 PM

DJBIGT

Au contraire good sir, you suck it. Loud shouting isn't a substitute for wit.

09/14/2008 01:23:00 PM

Tommy-TBone

First of all, the father yelling at the son was DY-NO-MITE, so suck it. Second, this one was awesome too! So, suck it again!

09/14/2008 01:10:00 PM

Bonegina

Wait, you people actually enjoyed this? This is almost as bad as that video about the guy beating up his son. At least that was short though.

09/14/2008 12:31:00 PM

Tommy-TBone

That was awesome.

09/14/2008 11:37:00 AM

RedCricket

Awesome

09/14/2008 11:00:00 AM

coonmaster

That was pretty awesome. "Why is there always pizza around me!?"

09/14/2008 10:29:00 AM

Tommy24

This would actually make a really good DiGorno commercial. Except for the part about Tombstone which is classic.

09/14/2008 10:09:00 AM

TheAntiAssClown

And BriTANicK's bio cracked me up. :D

09/14/2008 10:09:00 AM

Wren

I was giggling from the moment it diviated from comercial script. Nicely done.

09/14/2008 10:07:00 AM

Wren

Okay that was awesome. If it weren't for the fact that DiGiorno is disgusting and that our anniversary is ten months away, I'd seriously try this for nothing more than the laugh. Probably will forget by then.

09/14/2008 10:02:00 AM

ThatJeff

She wasn't mad that it wasn't delivery, she was mad because it was pizza in general. I don't understand why she would complain over pizza though. What's more romantic than that?!

09/14/2008 09:54:00 AM