Psychic Kids See Dead People, You See Awful 'Reality' TV

Most of them probably just have Schizophrenia and the others are just full of shit XD Best video ever. (=

10/02/2009 09:56:00 PM

svc

Funny. I would like to see a Hate by Numbers on that 16 year old baby. Its creepy but I dont know if it is complete bullshit or not.

08/23/2009 01:25:00 PM

nenbrougham

My favorite part was when the neighbor was rubbing his eye. Was that a reference the FUCKING SCIENCE episode? Eh, still hilarious. Keep em coming.

08/23/2009 09:36:00 AM

Jhnbytwoo

Holy Shit, That's Chip Coffee from "Paranormal State". He got his own spinoff? AWSOME!!!! FINALLY!!!!

08/05/2009 03:15:00 PM

ClayReynolds

That's child abuse I'm reporting your ass... LOL you should do it every episode.

07/23/2009 07:10:00 PM

Tstump11

Thank for confirming my belief that psychic are not real.

06/24/2009 02:58:00 PM

xolta

lol I've seen the episode with the first girl, who sees 'Freddie' it turns out she was just talking bullshit, they even said so on the show. This was a good episode.

06/04/2009 09:19:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

Helpful to humanity? Oh, seeker. You must be new here. Welcome to the internet!

05/14/2009 11:00:00 PM

Nktalloth

Your video comments and the majority of kvetchy little comments posted here are hurtful and mean-spirited. Maybe you can use your voice and your web presence to do something more helpful to humanity than just to be snarky.

05/05/2009 08:55:00 AM

seeker

"Oh, and say hi to your mum for me". Haha, that was awesome. One of the funniest episodes yet.

11/18/2008 02:18:00 AM

Flubagalub

Sometimes being a ghost can be very. Very. Lonely.

11/17/2008 09:43:00 AM

Fiendish

ROFL special healing rock to the face.

10/22/2008 05:21:00 AM

FreemDeem

Best one yet!

10/09/2008 02:47:00 AM

ERKIMER

i got sucked into watching this show. these are worse then stage-moms.

09/21/2008 09:09:00 PM

boxofpubes

Love it!! Amazing points he brings across~!

09/21/2008 10:13:00 AM

TempestuousGirl

I AM SPOOKY McSPACEROCKS AND I HAVE PINK SHOES

09/17/2008 09:55:00 AM

tank

That was the best one yet!

09/14/2008 09:26:00 AM

Kylink

best hate by numbers ever

09/13/2008 03:51:00 PM

nin992

Exploitation of demented children = bad. Gladstone looking hot in a scarf = good.

09/13/2008 01:54:00 PM

Dierdre

Ok, now that WAS funny, of course. And I do agree that exploiting these children is just not cool, but I do not deny the possibility that they are indeed "psychic". Why am I bothering to tell you all this? I guess I am just bored.

09/11/2008 07:43:00 PM

reeseifer

Can I have a Molly?

09/10/2008 10:15:00 AM

roguehobbit

haha! Good Stuff!

09/10/2008 06:37:00 AM

Art_Vandelay

Hey. That WAS a real rock. Honest.

09/10/2008 05:05:00 AM

G-Stone

I didn't know kibbee balls doubled as healing rocks...

09/10/2008 02:27:00 AM

032483

I think I'm psychic! My leg hurt, so I smashed my face with a rock. Now I can't feel my leg, but my face is bleeding and I can't see! That rock healed me.

09/09/2008 07:59:00 PM

Roc

Gladstone. You're awesome. I actually avoided this article because I knew it was going to be a video and I'm not really a fan of watching them, but if I'd known it was a HBN segment, I'd've probably been the first to see this thing. :P Nicely done. And good to see you've taken your cues from your still-the-best-yet Science episode. :D

09/09/2008 06:36:00 PM

Tartra

deaved, you look sus**ciously like a spambot, but the answer is jon waters.

09/09/2008 04:44:00 PM

G-Stone

It was probably best that gladstone brained that little kid. He knows too much.

09/09/2008 03:20:00 PM

bunni

who was the first gay guy?

09/09/2008 03:02:00 PM

deaved_wrath

Oh and Morphine rocks by the way.

09/09/2008 02:16:00 PM

tshp

G Stones, I feel like there was more hate, as if you were holding back the raw loathing. What's wrong? Or are you just saving up for sweeps?

09/09/2008 02:16:00 PM

tshp

Awesome. I can't believe this show follows something as serious as Intervention. You should cover Paranormal State next week. The kid who hosts is a grade A D-bag who is convinced that the monsters he saw in his closet as a tike were spirits from beyond.

09/09/2008 05:18:00 AM

BearMan

Oh, almost forgot. He totally uses it to try and bone dorky PSU freshmen girls.

09/09/2008 05:18:00 AM

BearMan

Awesome! I liked the breakout session, but who is this internet celeb that you keep refering to?

09/09/2008 05:09:00 AM

wilsbadkarma

Ugh, I hate the Cracked video player. This was a good episode though.

09/09/2008 02:21:00 AM

Tesla-Fangirl

That was a juicy episode gladdy

09/09/2008 12:28:00 AM

juicymale

Golden, you gappy-toothed genius! I'm still not digging you. But probably my fav episode.

09/09/2008 12:09:00 AM

nerdlette

Gladstone, you are my hero! I have watched your clip every week since you first started. Genius!

09/08/2008 11:02:00 PM

cutslasher

I..am...speechless In a good way

09/08/2008 10:48:00 PM

TheGirlStumbles

Ok Gladstone, you may have won me over. Maybe.

09/08/2008 10:20:00 PM

Bonegina

GLORIOUS GLORIOUS

09/08/2008 09:41:00 PM

direwookiee

Good episode! The show came a long way. It's evolved to the point of ironic self-references. Kudos!

09/08/2008 09:22:00 PM

AtxAxLoss

Does anyone else realize that 'Psychic Kids' is merely a front for Chip Coffey to assemble superpowered children so he can brainwash and train them into becoming Super Psychic Death Soldiers? Well, I for one do NOT welcome Chip Coffey as my new overlord! We must end it before it begins.

09/08/2008 08:45:00 PM

SomeKindaRobot

They might require Ritalin. Or Prozac. Or perhaps about 5 pounds of Ketamine. Yeah, that's it.

09/08/2008 08:39:00 PM

Menace

hahaha best hate by numbers so far. keep it up gladstone

09/08/2008 07:40:00 PM

Zizon

Everything from 3:34 to the end were the best thing ever.

09/08/2008 07:39:00 PM

Ikin

That was actually pretty good lol.

09/08/2008 07:22:00 PM

Larwick

Good stuff. Well, except when you said Chip was "vaguely French" and then made the kids eat Freedom Fries. That made me sad. Will you be auctioning the scarf?

09/08/2008 07:15:00 PM

JohnTCapp

YES!

09/08/2008 06:59:00 PM

Garret

I hope you didn't damage that poor boy's candy making glands.

09/08/2008 06:41:00 PM

Andrewski

Nice eye rubbing reference there with your neighbor's kid, the victim of your "now don't try @#$%! science at home" video. Matchless wit, matchless hate...Gladstone, I love your hate.

09/08/2008 06:28:00 PM

TrapserCat

you should hit a child with a rock in every episode. this was my favorite 'Hate by Numbers' to date. kudos.

09/08/2008 06:14:00 PM

wasnr

EddieBrock412, you better be sarcastic

09/08/2008 05:58:00 PM

Kit Kat

Oh, and the psychic ad on the bottom of the screen was dually noted, Cracked.

09/08/2008 05:47:00 PM

SickBoy

Inexplicable abilities, eh? So wanting to get attention and money is inexplicable? Y'know, the inexplicable ability shared by all psychics? I think we've all figured that one out by now, Mr. Coffey. Ah well, at least it's better than psychic pets. That shit just isn't right. Good show, Gladstone!

09/08/2008 05:45:00 PM

SickBoy

Oh my God, you hit a 10 year old boy in the face with a rock.

09/08/2008 05:42:00 PM

EddieBrock412

I loved this one. I actually laughed out. This HBN is defiantly my favorite so far. Probably because I'm totally in love with 'Ghost Hunters' and the sci-fi channel in general. I was watching Ghost Hunters when I saw the commercial for 'Psychic Children' and thought pretty much the same things you addressed.

09/08/2008 05:33:00 PM

Weatherfield

another great video,"are this men psychic?"

09/08/2008 05:04:00 PM

Gamble

You know, I saw dead people and heard weird shit when I was a kid, and you don't see me on the tele, now do you?

09/08/2008 04:50:00 PM

lytesend

So this wasn't half bad. Kudos.

09/08/2008 04:45:00 PM

Renzokuken

This was awesome.

09/08/2008 04:26:00 PM

Baldseal

Read the accompanying blog post about my hippie neighbors the Archers

09/08/2008 02:19:00 PM

G-Stone

Whose kids are those, Gladstone?

09/08/2008 02:18:00 PM

PigDick

MORE KIDS!!!

09/08/2008 02:02:00 PM

j mcfarl3

That 'pop' sound when he hit the kid made my day.

09/08/2008 02:00:00 PM

DJBIGT

LOL, Something wicked this way comes! LOL Jiff www.anonymize.us.tc

09/08/2008 01:59:00 PM

JimmyCrackHead

Nice scarf.

09/08/2008 01:55:00 PM

Edea

Sweet Jesus that was creepy. I thought the Mily Cyrus stuff was ooky but that guy made me feel funny in that I better zip up quick kind of way

09/08/2008 12:32:00 PM

sbate

wow i like most hbn episodes but this one actually got me laughing for more than ten seconds straight! hbn was always decent but i never knew that it could be this funny!

09/08/2008 12:21:00 PM

RaisukeUzarachi

@Fortey. Are you on top? hmm. I'm not feeling anything?

09/08/2008 11:49:00 AM

G-Stone

As a friend of one of these psychic children [Ahli]], I can attest to at least her abilities. I think the show did what it was supposed to do: help these children with their problems [paranormal or psychological]. I've met and babysat the three girls from the first episode [including Faith] and they all are just children who needed support with something strange going on. Chip Coffey, on the other hand, I don't particularly like. He seems at tad bit fraudulent at times, and condescending while talking to the children.

09/08/2008 11:43:00 AM

flclhack

BEST HBN YET ! Bravo !

09/08/2008 11:41:00 AM

BadKarma

i see we're finally on the front page together...with me on top.

09/08/2008 11:36:00 AM

Fortey

And, I wasn't really a fan of HBN before, either! Oh also, I saw that guy Chip at my school two years ago. He's just as weird in person.

09/08/2008 11:36:00 AM

Bonegina

Haha well done. Best one yet.

09/08/2008 11:34:00 AM

Bonegina

My kid sees ghosts alla' the time. I didn't know I could exploit this talent, I assumed no one else gave a damn.

09/08/2008 11:04:00 AM

lenny42

Damn you Glad the impaler, you know that scarf was supposed to be red, or was that just for copyright purposes

09/08/2008 11:02:00 AM

davidw1098

Yeah I agree with the others. Best HBN yet.

09/08/2008 10:27:00 AM

Infinitiy Land

Bravo! This was just awesome.

09/08/2008 10:16:00 AM

trgdr777

It's decided: I'm naming my kids Raine, Stella Moon, & Spooky McSpacerocks.

09/08/2008 10:15:00 AM

wtf?!_incarnate

This is one of the best yet. Keep it up Gladstone!

09/08/2008 09:42:00 AM

Byzie

Wow, well done Gladdy.

09/08/2008 08:36:00 AM

rplaya28

You live next to some really cool neighbors, judging by their kids names.

09/08/2008 08:25:00 AM

ankh~ascendant

Gladstone, you creepy old bastard. You should use kids to demonstrate points in every edition. Definitely best one yet

09/08/2008 08:16:00 AM

electrogenic

Haha.. nice one this time, Gladstone.

09/08/2008 08:16:00 AM

TheDirtball

Great job, Gladstone.

09/08/2008 08:12:00 AM

Jmx70inNJ

GLADSTONE ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT WHORE??? ...also that scarf is a hoot!

09/08/2008 07:52:00 AM

tank

Awesome Best one yet.

09/08/2008 07:30:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

This one was really good way to go Gladstone

09/08/2008 07:28:00 AM

Mark

That's nothing, Clint craps his pants quite frequently.

09/08/2008 07:09:00 AM

Onodera

That was so great I crapped my pants.

09/08/2008 06:51:00 AM

ClintAllen

Another reason not to watch television (like I needed one)

09/08/2008 06:30:00 AM

Kalli

wiki says it is. But its a mathematical term. Either way that guy is a creep.

09/08/2008 06:27:00 AM

Starbite

"Connectedness" is not a word. They should have used "connection." Though, I can forgive those psychics. When you're making shit up, it's kind of hard to keep up with your grammar and language.

09/08/2008 06:26:00 AM