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  1. Curt_is_Lee

    • +1

    Where'e the video? All I see is a black box. One that has nothing to do with (alientastic) soul sucking, nor flight recording. :-\

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  2. CrystalWong

    • +2

    hahhaah..i used "Flying Spaghetti Monster" in my essay :D

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  3. theacidpulp

    • 0

    that was some shit right there
    i enjoyed it thoroughly.

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  4. cchaos

    • 0

    He said Flying Spaghetti Monster. See, it's the religion of the future! RAmen!

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  5. N-Cognito

    • 0

    "it's full of WIN" is a reference to "My God, It's full of stars" from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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    1. SaintDrake

      • 0

      No, it's Internet language...

    2. Migi239

      • 0

      Maybe a mix of both?

  6. Foxxytherian

    • 0

    "but you forget.....people are dicks" XD that was beast

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  7. auslander

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    HAHAHAHAHA! "What is "It's full of wind" a reference to?"
    Full of win.

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  8. shiftysdad

    • 0

    FIRST

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  9. PerceptorPrime

    • 0

    That's odd... All I ever get is horse porn. Good to see I'm not alone.

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  10. Lorzor

    • 0

    Brian Kelly and Michael Swaim, you guys are sexy.
    And I've laughed at all the TAM videos, they're great.

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  11. bjrocks100

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    lol,xbox 360 noob fred first top 10 hosre porn haha noobs!!

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  12. LexTaliones

    • 0

    Once again ... truely Brilliant!

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  13. Cuindless

    • 0

    I left out Chuck Norris Fact, Snakes on a Plane, Angry German Kid and Flying Spaghetti Monster...

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  14. Cuindless

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    Goatse, Star Wars Kid!
    Lolcats, Hamster Dance. Dancing CG babies. I'm in your base, killing your doodz, Garfield Minus Garfield.
    O Rly? Chocolate Rain, Charlie Bit My Finger, What What In My Butt. This is SPARTA, Leeroy Jenkins... Nintendo 64.
    Po Po Zao, Peanut Butter Jelly Time... Horse Porn!

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  15. Potatoechick

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    marry me micheal swaim! lol

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  16. Gounen

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    His description of the future reminds me of the movie Idiocracy. This was awesome.

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  17. eddienoteddy

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    "nintendo 64" FTW

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  18. boxofpubes

    • 0

    hahaha. good video. i approve.

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  19. stevotheidiot

    • 0

    Okay, that was pretty damn funny.

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  20. Tartra

    • 0

    TAM quality of videos has just been going up and up. Nice job, you guys!

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