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http://www.thosearentmuskets.com Those Aren't Muskets! is an ambitious young comedy troupe with nothing to lose and everything to prove. They formed in 2007, when two non-consecutive Editors-in-Chief of The MQ (UCSD's premiere satire publication) decided to live together and be creative full time. Since then, they've gotten their work featured on the front pages of Cracked, Funny or Die, Veoh, Revver, Crackle, and College Humor. Thanks to these achievements, two foxy chicks have moved in with them. Their new lives are just as staggeringly awesome as you imagine. They can be contacted at thosearentmuskets@gmail.com

He said Flying Spaghetti Monster. See, it's the religion of the future! RAmen!

7/1/2009 3:46:12 PM
cchaos

"it's full of WIN" is a reference to "My God, It's full of stars" from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

6/18/2009 4:49:57 PM
N-Cognito

"but you forget.....people are dicks" XD that was beast

6/12/2009 11:15:39 PM
Foxxytherian

HAHAHAHAHA! "What is "It's full of wind" a reference to?"

Full of win.

6/11/2009 1:17:42 AM
auslander

FIRST

6/3/2009 7:35:41 PM
shiftysdad

That's odd... All I ever get is horse porn. Good to see I'm not alone.

4/27/2009 4:16:07 PM
PerceptorPrime

Brian Kelly and Michael Swaim, you guys are sexy.
And I've laughed at all the TAM videos, they're great.

4/27/2009 3:37:37 PM
Lorzor

lol,xbox 360 noob fred first top 10 hosre porn haha noobs!!

2/16/2009 7:08:24 PM
bjrocks100

Once again ... truely Brilliant!

1/15/2009 4:13:55 PM
LexTaliones

I left out Chuck Norris Fact, Snakes on a Plane, Angry German Kid and Flying Spaghetti Monster...

12/7/2008 4:55:59 PM
Cuindless

Goatse, Star Wars Kid!

Lolcats, Hamster Dance. Dancing CG babies. I'm in your base, killing your doodz, Garfield Minus Garfield.

O Rly? Chocolate Rain, Charlie Bit My Finger, What What In My Butt. This is SPARTA, Leeroy Jenkins... Nintendo 64.

Po Po Zao, Peanut Butter Jelly Time... Horse Porn!

12/7/2008 4:51:20 PM
Cuindless

marry me micheal swaim! lol

12/4/2008 8:38:18 AM
Potatoechick

His description of the future reminds me of the movie Idiocracy. This was awesome.

10/16/2008 3:36:22 PM
Gounen

"nintendo 64" FTW

10/6/2008 8:18:01 AM
eddienoteddy

hahaha. good video. i approve.

9/21/2008 9:13:09 PM
boxofpubes

Okay, that was pretty damn funny.

9/20/2008 12:35:27 PM
stevotheidiot

TAM quality of videos has just been going up and up. Nice job, you guys!

9/19/2008 9:59:06 AM
Tartra

when will brian learn to tie a necktie properly?

9/13/2008 12:40:05 PM
hillhouse

whoa i saw almost the same video http://tinyurl.com/572ng5

9/10/2008 10:12:10 AM
LanitaBonita

FIRST!

9/10/2008 12:59:40 AM
parallelchild
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