Fox News Sells You ... er, Tells You About the Cookie Diet

You have to wonder if Fox News knows what a Fox is, because they sure as hell don't know the meaning of the second word in their name.

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  1. DUDEMANPIG

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    i luvz kukeez

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  2. purple9haze6

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    @melpol are you like serious or is that just an oddly sick joke

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  3. melpol

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    There is a newly discovered need for the human fetus. People are eating them for medical purposes. They are being sold for as little as 50 bucks in some abortion clinics. A doctor working at one clinic said the fetuses were "nutritious" and claimed to have eaten 200 in the past year. She said the "best" were first-born males from young women. The fetuses are chopped up and eaten as a soup. There is no doubt that there are thousands of individuals eating them for their nutritious value. Some abortion clinics save them for Cancer patients who pay big bucks for the freshest. There are no laws against eating them and they have saved many lives.

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  4. thunderdome

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    Gladstone's not funny again.

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  5. jethro1863

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    kudos to gladstone for bringing back morphine at the end

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  6. Lolmao

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    gotta love the zombie picture man

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  7. byakuya

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    Good one G-stone.
    Keep it up.

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  8. plinko

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    Wow, what a load of pointless observations. (Cookie diet sounds yummy.)

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  9. Erika_Roxx

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    Me want cookies!
    Om nom nom!

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  10. G-Stone

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    two things
    Yes, i do look run down in the vid.
    And yes, you are a useless individual. My situation was remedied by getting some sleep. Your problem would take years of therapy and the acquiring of a soul to fix.

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  11. echocharlie

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    I was just pointing out that the power house talent that is Gladstone looked a little run down. Maybe from being so awesome all the time...maybe from being locked in a gimp box for three days - who knows...
    If I saw him walking towards me on a dark night I'd be going for the head shot...just sayin'

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  12. tshp

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    OMG I can't believe that comedy clip you posted for free didn't have all the production value of a Spielberg film! Who does your make up? Or are you one of those crazy liberals too good for make up? Fag...
    Get a grip guys. G Stones is funnier than you could ever be, and if he isn't grow a pair of balls and post your shit.

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  13. mosura

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    That Cookie Monster clip ALMOST cancels out the O'Reilly image. I may be sterile, though.

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  14. rvbfan101

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    He...says...F*ckies! 0:30-:035!
    teehee

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  15. edwinx2

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    Good. Dugg.

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  16. Starbite

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    And Gladstone is cooler than DOB cos he didn't move to LA to become a rock star.

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  17. Starbite

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    And the week in douchebaggery sucked elephant balls.

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  18. Starbite

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    After watching it the second time I've decided you're totally right, Gladstone. How can they say they're a News show when news should be about world events and other important crap, not Fox trying to sell us on another crack pot idea to lose weight.
    And if anyone posting actually visited this website more than once they would know the problems Gladstone had to even get this video live, so shut the hell up.

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  19. echocharlie

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    Jesus if they calling for week in douchebaggery to be put back on you've kind of failed in an epic way.
    Lift you game Gladstone! That Week in douchbaggery makes white ninja seem funny.
    PS Get some sleep or stop having Uncle Fester do your make up.

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  20. redpill

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    Bring Lex back!

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