Hate by Numbers: Nancy Grace vs. A Child Killer
One thing's for certain: Nancy Grace hates child killers way more than you do.
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ahhh.... Nancy, my love. You once again have made sure to insert yourself into the story, and rather than pound on the facts, you pound on the facts, according to Nancy. However, your objectivity oozes from the very pores of your skin. Just like it did with the Duke Lacrosse team, and how you claimed their innocence from the rootops.. oh wait.. you had these boys crucified!! Who here can forget the forensics expert that made the statement, "with the dna collected from these boys not matching any collected from the stripper strikes a big blow to the prosecution's assertion that these young men did anything with her"... and Nancy's reply? "Uh hmm and why don't we just go back to Nazi Germany!?"
Replywhat theeeee fuck? Needless to say, others have committed suicide over her objective and fact filled journalistic style. Her compassion against anyone accused of anything outside of farting in an elevator makes her a god amongst parasites. The reason they 'soften' the camera is to hide her
I thought this one was kind of weak. Especially since she wasn't saying that the mom was repeating the same story over and over, just that she's such a compulsive liar, she'll keep the lie going as long as possible, even after everyone knows it's bullshit. So I don't really understand why you had to take that out of context. Not very funny.
ReplyYou were spot on about the video effects, though.
The worst part is that I still want to fuck her.
ReplyAnd yes, I do realize that spell-check didn't catch 'hoping' instead of 'hopping' and 'no' instead of 'now'. But be fair. I crapped that out in a minute and a half. At least I managed punctuation, which some people can't, as well as not being a complete fucking moron - which Nancy Grace can't.
ReplyHere's hoping they euthanize her soon, since it's too late to stop her from reproducing, apparently. And by looking 2 posts below, we can see her core audience. "I want to be mad about dead kids, just like the woman on TV making millions in ad revenue for hoping on her high horse and running this story over and over and over again."
ReplyI'm happy you put your IQ after your name, Barbie, so we could see where you're coming from - but there's a difference between laughing about a dead kid (which no one has done here, but apparently you can't tell that. It's OK, there are grown-ups here to point that out for you) and pointing out the blatant hypocrisy of idiots who make their money off of stories like this. Just because you can't spot that difference doesn't mean it isn't there. No go on back to reality TV or something else made for simpletons. Go on. Leave satire to people who at least managed to graduate high school.
You've got to love someone who smacks a mother down for not calling 911, when she took her kid into the street to get a cab. No phone in the Grace house?
Replyyou know what your fucking sick you think its funny you think its a joke? okay im just as mad as her its a dead child who should be helping put up a christmas tree not dead in a garbage bag glad its funny god for bid you have kids sick fuck. burn in hell
ReplyPlease post more videos of what an annoying bitch Nancey Grace is. I love to hate that woman.
ReplyI hate that bitch Nancy Grace so much that I should get paid. She is childish enough to be the cookie monster but looks like big bird. Journalist my hairy white ass. She is whoring her twins, God help them, on her website. Look at their pictures... free. Send the Bitch a feedback...$$$ Biggest Hypocrit on the face of the planet....CUNT
ReplyIf they cloned graceless, it would be named Clunt.
ReplyI bet it votes for mcspam/failin.
damn i hate nancy grace. she should be shot.
Replyi dont get it, do people actually watch her? ive seen her on headline news for the past 4 weeks blabbering about the same exact thing. i hope she gets fired.
Replythey take away week in douchebaggery and keep this cockknocker on?
ReplyI love your hate, Gladstone. Love it with my fist.
ReplyShe and Judge Judy need to grab a bottle of tequila and have a pajama party!
ReplyThe absolute stress when a lesbian still pretends to like dick. She is one nasty bitch regardless of what the hell the topic's about!
ReplyWow, I've been stood up. I guess I won't be seeing you in Oahu... :-(
ReplyHey josie... I'm here. Are you?
ReplyNancy Grace may be my least favorite person on the planet. She's definitely in the top five (joining hannah montana, both clintons, and carrot top.)
Replyum, so i started to read the comments, as you do, but, er, i felt like i was in a lift with josie and clint and really wanted to get out...
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